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ask-misconduct · 10 hours
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*after a few seconds* how do you feel about having all my eyes look down at you?
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struggling with drawing a sans head is so real 😓😓
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spookedbyskeletons · 12 days
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Art and Sky belongs to me
And Misconduct belongs to @ask-misconduct
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Now would you excuse me while I go eat some rice krispies....... Good day 💜🎩
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silusvesuius · 11 months
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Whats Elenwen’s relationship with those who work for her? Like Ondolemar, Ancano, Rulindil, etc.
omg cutttee ask; i think she's a menace to everyone that works under her, it's hard to read her mood && everyone is afraid of her. dream boss. i like to think she 'hates' an/cano and kinda... belittles him? she makes fun of his height and mocks him probably (an/cano isn't as tall as other alt/mer in my mind. still tall, but not enough) and tbh he deserves it cus i hate him too whatever LMAO as 4 ondo/lemar i see him as the only sane person in her vicinity and one that can in some ways affect the things she might dooo.. sticking by his homegirl even when she's eating people. doesn't support her in her wrongs but can't always stop them from happening. as for others, i haven't thought about them much.... so don't have a say in that yet
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softquietsteadylove · 9 months
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We definitely need more Thenamesh presidency AU!
Would you write more? Maybe Thena has to do an interview and the interviewer is a bit too friendly and asks her some subtile weird questions and basically undresses her with his eyes? Let Gil step in and protect his girlfriend in the most professional way? 😄
Thank you! Keep up your amazing work! ❤️
"Thank you for joining me, Madam President."
Thena smiled, nodding courteously but quiet thus far. Not only did she have to be careful of every single word she said these days, but she couldn't afford to get tired and run low on energy part way through the possibly lengthy interview.
"The rumours are true," her interviewer smiled, and that was always a dangerous start to a sentence. He tilted his head at her, "you are as beautiful as you are intimidating."
Gil looked up from Thena's schedule in his hand.
Thena tilted her head, though, "is that part of the question."
Eros laughed, "no, you're right it's off the record. Call it an attempt to get to know you?"
"I believe that is what the interview will be for."
Again, Eros took no offense to what would be a dry response to some and a defensive remark to most. He laughed, letting it roll off of him. He was renowned for his good nature, as well as being so young for the field of very serious televised journalism. He was popular with younger viewers for his looks.
They needed this interview to secure the young vote--the key to real, effective positive change.
"Yes ma'am, I am very honoured to have the opportunity, let it be said," Eros sat up a little straighter, almost like a professional interviewing the president. He had a dry kind of tone, his words somewhat running together.
"Your show is quite popular," Thena began her part of the battle (Sersi had advised her not to call it that). She had to meet him toe to toe so he didn't twist anything out of her, nor get the chance to misrepresent anything. "My people were happy to arrange the interview."
Kingo had told her that they had to do well with Eros if they wanted any relevance with young people beyond being known as the era of betrayal.
"Careful not to flatter me, ma'am," Eros continued to schmooze as if they were having drinks at a work conference as opposed to meeting in a secure location for journalistic purposes. He ran a hand through his hair. "I am prone to ego."
"A privilege few can afford."
"I believe you could be afforded anything," he tilted his head, his eyes drifting over her for just a second.
Thena shifted in her chair. Her hands were clasped together, because it was safer than having them loose enough to fidget and betray micro-expressions for her.
Gil cleared his throat off to the side, motioning for things to keep moving for the sake of time. He was frowning.
"So, Madam President," Eros began a proper question as if he hadn't been blatantly flirting with her - the most powerful woman in the country - seconds ago. "You have arrived to a rather precarious position."
Finally the interview began in earnest. Gil drifted around the edges of it, of course asked to keep his presence to a minimum, but permitted to stay in Thena's proximity, as was her security.
A few things were off limits--the direct mention of Ikaris' vacated position, the status of the staff investigations after his betrayal, suspects, that kind of thing. Although the ramifications of such things were technically fair game.
There were two cameras set up strategically on tripods. Eros' show would use edited footage of the interview, which would be subject to their review for security reasons. Gil mostly stayed behind Thena's shoulder, out of the frame, keeping his eyes on the popular show host.
"Now, I would like to ask," Eros looked up from his dossier of questions and points to bring up. He had done so a few times already and every time he did, the tone of the interview would...shift. "And this can be off the record, if you like."
Gil rolled his eyes.
"But it must be said that this is the first time an unmarried woman has come to power as you have." There it was. Gil shook his head faintly, although it seemed Eros was done taking his silent direction. "Does this affect the office you keep, in any way?"
"Why would it?" Thena asked flatly, not only not dignifying his question but also answering the real point of it. "No one in the cabinet minds if I am married or not, only if I can do the job of serving our country."
"So would you say you're on the market?"
Gil snapped Thena's schedule closed, as loudly as he could but not nearly as loudly as he would like. Eros looked up at him; he swiped his hand across his throat, telling him to cut it.
Eros barely acknowledged being told to back off but leaned back in his chair again. Of course doing so gave him another opportunity to run his eyes over Thena.
She was wearing a light grey pantsuit, but the way he was looking at her certainly seemed as if she were half dressed.
"Perhaps we should take five," Eros suggested in a much more - and perhaps falsely - amiable tone. He uncrossed his legs and stood with his dossier in hand. "I am happy to fetch you some water, ma'am."
Gil held out his hand for Thena to hold as she stood. "No outside food or drink--thank you."
The 'thank you' really was an afterthought.
"Of course," Eros nodded, giving his most charming smile. "I shall return in a moment, then."
Security both let him out and followed him as an escort. Such was the requirement of being alone in a room with Madam President herself.
Thena sighed, accepting the water bottle Gil himself was holding, "how long is this?"
"Probably another hour," he chuckled, speaking quietly as they hovered together. "You're doing great so far. You haven't even told him to go fuck himself."
Thena let out a quiet laugh against her hand, but it was certainly real. A few of the security team laughed too (those close enough to them to hear it).
Gil angled his shoulder for her, getting as close as they could afford when not totally alone. Although it didn't stop his eyes from being a little too soft when he looked at her. "Just a little more. I'm right here if you need me."
Thena's eyes weren't much better at keeping their monumental secret. "Thank you, as always."
Gil chuckled, taking the water bottle from her, "you know there's no need."
Her hand brushed against his on the way, "still."
A knock on the door signalled that their guest was back.
Thena sighed but let Gil hold her hand as she sat down again. He leaned down to her ear, "I'm gonna kill him if he asks you about being single again."
Thena laughed, although she couldn't reply. She gave his hand one more little squeeze, prepared to delve back into their work.
"Come in," Gil announced, although he stayed at the edge of Thena's chair. Eros nodded to him as he walked back into the room and to his own seat. Gil kept his eye on him, "limit personal questions going forward."
It was a very straightforward statement, and one that could be expected from her personal attache. No one would necessarily suspect it was her boyfriend telling this clown to stop hitting on her in front of him.
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f1uckinghell · 9 months
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Charles riding Carlos thigh in Carlos’ office chair🥵
Charles in a modern stylish business professional mini skirt, riding Carlos' thigh for a quick orgasm during lunch break ♥️ unfortunately that makes Carlos so painfully hard that their quickie turns into a full blown office fuck over the desk ♥️
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tovaicas · 11 months
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wild to me that stb made it front and centre (all but waving a billboard in your face) that hingashi doesn’t have primal issues like eorzea does bc the populace doesn’t implicitly think of their ‘lesser’ beastman races as anything other than different dudes with different cultures that intermix in population centres freely and are given the respect any other sentient being would deserve and as the fishing quests show the interplay between them is necessary to preserve local ecological health, and the designated ‘bad’ factions are just ones that have chosen different ways to survive the crisis affecting them (which would be a far more interesting moral quandary to explore if the game bothered to designate them as anything other than ‘the bad guys in red you can kill’, remember the beastman designation and treatment eorzean groups get is an ul’dahn custom)
and it’s wild to me that shb did this AGAIN with the mirrored races living peacefully with each other in the wake of a world-destroying apocalypse and are integral to the survival of a great many communities and this is normal and why would you treat them any differently, they’re just people and they look a little different but we could say the exact same for you.
and at least so far, not once does this ever trigger any serious self-reflection in any of the scions abt their role in perpetuating a racist regime of violence and surveillance in the cultures of other people bc they’ve arbitrarily designated them as dangerous and violent and evil (even tho even the base game allied quests prove this assumption wrong) and never once do they actually ever even attempt to figure out what the real cause of excessive primal summoning is bc if they cared they wouldn’t be sucking off the alliance leaders for clout they’d be telling them to fucking stop treating the beast races like shit for existing, which they never do even when it’s explicitly laid out for them (like limsa betraying a peace treaty which is one of the direct causes of their issues w/ the kobolds and the sahagin and it’s very much Their Fault but the scions consistently and always side with merlwyb on the issue)
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ask-misconduct · 2 days
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*Blank shyly gives Misconduct a present then quickly runs away while a bit of his hood begins to burn (dont worry this is normal it happens when hes scared/embarrassed)*
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He hopes you like it
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it seems like he thought you knew something for a second.. i wonder what that could be
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maiverie · 1 year
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enha and mai 🤝 cb after 10 months THIS WAS MEANT TO BE . omg but i missed u SOOOO much i even tweeted ab it LMFAOOO so glad u see u back on the dash!!!! AND UR THEME GOSH I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A GRAPHIC DESIGNER U ARE . NINGBING BINGNING WTV SHE LOOKS GORG 🙏🙏🙏🙏 misconduct sunghoon always in my head he's so mental patient coded
HAJDHAJAA FUCK maiverie and enha soulmate moment me thinks 😍😍 WAIT U TWEETED AB ME??? WHAT IF I CRIED. brb running to twt rn 😁😁 WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I MISSED U TOO HOMIEEEE 😭 i’m so glad you’re still around like bro idk if i would have been able to return if u weren’t still around :’))))) WHY IS EVERYONE GONE :’)))))))
HSJDJSJ GRAPHIC DESIGNER SHUT UP ITS NOT ALL THATXHSJDJS BUT THANK U SO MUCH I LOVE MY GIRLIE NINGNING 😔😔💗 WHY DID U MENTION MISCONDICY SUNGHOON JSKDKEODJS NOW IM GOING TO HAVE BAD DREAMS TONIGHT? ??? ? ??v
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multi-lefaiye · 1 year
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i do really hate this tendency i see in a lot of people, whenever allegations are made against a public figure, to go "OH I ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE BAD." regardless of how true those allegations are or if they're later disproved
like. idk i get it on some level, b/c people don't like to admit to feeling blindsided and it feels good to be "right," but nothing is gained except the smug satisfaction of being "right" and having perceived superiority over anyone who feels genuinely upset to hear about it. like, come the fuck on.
even if you did have a "feeling" that doesn't mean anything either, because at the end of the day you don't know anything about that person. unless they're someone you personally know and have interacted with, you can't say a damn thing about the veracity of any allegations. and even if you do know them, maybe you can't. but the point is that arbitrarily disliking someone's "vibes" doesn't mean you can be smug and superior if allegations ever come to light regarding them.
also it just feels shitty to me to respond to, for example, abuse allegations by going "oh well i always knew they were bad lol" like no i guarantee you didn't.
this doesn't really have a point, i'm just kinda thinking out loud rn haha.
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cparti-mkiki · 9 months
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HIHIHIHI Philip doncarlos, Shiv succession, Andreas pentiment
HUHUHUHU im gonna go INSANE <333
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three-headed-monster · 11 months
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I want a can-usa matchup so adam remembers that he's actually great at hockey and hopefully pops off like he did at the world juniors
we're getting can-finland which is arguably the bigger hockey rivalry lmao 😂
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ask-misconduct · 1 month
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who do you get along with the best?
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Also Horror's the only one who hasn't massacred their AU. Why's that so normalised here? ? ?
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He's also chill w/ Dust but they don't talk much
Horror belongs to Sour apple studios
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maiverie · 11 months
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i've been following u for a while now and i just wanted to let u know how much i love ur works! i've been working on an sm au of my own and reading ur writings always gives me sm inspo... i love u ur so perfect my idol
anon what the 🥹🥹🥹💓 THANK U SO MUCH??? i def did not expect this but thank u for all the compliments 😭😭💖💞 i really hope your smau is turning out well!! i bet it’s great!!! ilysm thank you for reading my work and NO URE THE PERFECT ONE 😵💖
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meowmeowmessi · 1 year
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oh my god what did france do now
be sore losers for nearly a month after the end of the world cup, is what. basically what's happening is FIFA announced it's opened up disciplinary proceedings against argentina for offensive behavior and geez, i wonder what "offensive behavior" it's referring to :))
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Given the "I like characters who respect the MC" thing, did you have a minor heart attack when Ishmael was going "You idiot. You complete buffoon. You are squandering my trust you ignoramus" during the casino infiltration in Canto 2?
Actually, from what I remember I was heavily agreeing with her and shinji posing at everyone's antics at the background ("guys, no, guys, please- Dante, dear, wait- no- dON'T-")
I should clarify that when I mean "I like characters who respect the MC" I mean in the sense of "I don't mind if you don't like me or think what I'm doing now is stupid, but I'd appreciate it if you... you know, acknowledged my position in all of this?"
Idm if the char is rude, unhinged, or just straight up weird, I just don't like it when they do...
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This.
(Mind you the player char is supposed to be the speaker's superior here)
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