2p Mexico x 2p England

I finally got back into my art spirit, and now I have a new work of art! Here's another moment of 2p Mexico x 2p england from the anime Hetalia. I just wanted to make more artwork of these two baddie couples.

63, Holy Roman Empire....where’d you get all those kids?

Welp, the same scenario every time…

*tosses a pistol* “Here, you might need it!”

Thank you so very much! If he cheats I’ll use this

I would love to see B2 for Oliver.

((I feel like Allen did something stupid and Oliver is just, SO done lol ))

UNCLE?! hawkmoth is your uncle?!

“Yeah, he’s my uncle. I didn’t know he was Hawkmoth until 4 to 5 months after I moved in with him.”

“He came in asking me some questions. Some were about my thoughts on who Hawkmoth was and all that.”

“Then he handed me the Spider Miraculous, telling me that he found it when he found the Butterfly Miraculous. That was when he told me that he was Hawkmoth and wanted me to continue gathering info on the Akumas as TechnoSpider.”

@ask-miraculous-oliver

☾ for 2p!france?

☾ - sleep head canon

Francois doesn’t need much sleep to get through the day. He drinks a fair amount of coffee and that is what sustains his energy levels. Due to this habit he finds it hard to go to sleep at night because of the high levels of caffeine in his system. When he does sleep he is either one of two things: out cold or awake at the slightest noise. Francois prefers to sleep with no blankets. He sees them as annoying and unnecessary since he is always getting tangled up in them and finds them in a pile on the floor in the morning anyway.

Francois doesn’t often sleep in the same bed as someone unless it’s someone he trusts. Its one of the few times he lets himself be vulnerable and it would feel completely wrong to him to be sharing such a time and place with a person who meant nothing with him. The only people who have so far been the exceptions are Oliver and Matt and Allen when they were younger.

do you have a candy van

……i used to….didn’t go over to well…

Asks open, poppet!~

『2Ps invited for dinner with S/O's family, when S/O asks, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" Both and 2p stand up』

(Wrote this from a confusion for my first ask) ーーーーー ➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Fuck.” Al would give a sheepish chuckle, point finger guns at S/O’s dad, and proceed to walk out while still pointing finger guns. Managed to knock over a vase too. The moment he’s at the door, boi would ruN. Poor Al tries to avoid any contact of S/O’s family from now on. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: “Is thAT A BEAR I SEE” There’s no window at the dining room. But that doesn’t stop Matt from claiming he has to protect them. Matt tries to distract S/O’s dad, and says he is an expert at wrestling bears.This is how the man escapes. The whole family is now more concerned about the s/o’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: “I swear the sex is safe” Does not make things better at all. He can no longer keep the act of VirginBoy™. The s/o had to shush François and excuse themselves, both leaving a very furious dad. It took months for François to gain back the family’s trust ➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “o-oh dear, I- um- ” *passes salt to the father* “H-here you go!” Oliver tries to act like a gentleman and “help” the dad on passing the salt. S/O’s father grabbed it, and broke the salt holder for intimidation. Oliver almost passed out of fear at that point. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: out of fear and panic, this man daBS “She said dabbing right?” Poor Xiao, trying to play it off. Doesn’t have enough charm skills to trick S/O’s father, resulting to Xiao receiving a glare.

Dinner continues but with very high tension. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “Ah” Viktor, Viktor, Viktor,,, This gentle giant would freeze, completely towering over S/O’s father. Tries to think of a MatureExplanation™, but can only think of, “I didn’t heard her correctly.” Manages to sit down and dinner continues, but the judging eyes of S/O’s father never left Viktor Viktor immediately left the house when dinner was finished. Now searching up ways on how to fix this. He is still shook. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “haha oh whoops I thought she meant me- oh” Takes Lutz a couple of seconds to realize how fucked he was. Knowing he can’t back out, Lutz grabs S/O’s hand and boOKS IT. He shouts “Thanks for the food!” And jumps through a window. S/O doesn’t follow, just sighs. Lutz had to fix the window, and banned from entering S/O’s house for weeks. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I- um- this- I- SirIAmSoSorry” Starts apologizing profusely that even S/O’s father is concerned. This precious boy manages to pull it off with his apologies, also the fact he almost started crying. Gilen is still accepted into the family, they appreciate his honesty. Smh other 2Ps should take notes. ➖2pAustria/ Roland: “I’m sure your daughter asked for me-” “roLAND” Pray for the S/O, not Roland. He already dug his grave at that point. A smirk still not leaving his face even when kicked out of the house. Suffice to say, he was never invited again. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Oh I though she said Luci?” Have you ever seems a man act so smooth that you can sense desperation? That’s Luciano. Tries to play it off, but every suspicious father never let their guard down. Luciano proceeds to suck the family’s ass whenever he can. Complimenting the food and even the walls. Someone help him. They let Luciano stay for the sake of shutting him up. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “I must misheard! I thought S/O meant- um- Have I ever told you how your outfit is amazing?” Similar to his brother, he tries to be smooth. And change the topic. His knees gave out under the stare of S/O’s father

Flavio still hasn’t resurfaced from under the table. S/O’s father is not impressed. ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Ah, I forgot daddy meant father” Pretends that he hasn’t fully learned English. Lmao why you always lyin’ . S/O also tried to convince her father that Kuro hasn’t fully know English.

Kuro’s politeness throughout dinner saved him, but S/O’s father is curious on how Kuro mistook daddy for the word “Friend". Lmao who am I kidding, no one believed that lie. ➖2pSpain/ Andrés: proceeds to grab the salt, pass it, and sit down Andrés gives no fuck at that point. Continues to eat his meal while trying his best not to swear under the glare of S/O’s father. S/O is covering her face and wants to disappear right there.

After the silent meal, Andrés and S/O’s father exchanged handshakes. Andrés’s hand broke as bones cracking can be heard.

2p England x 2p Mexico

Credit to the artist I posted a link

https://twitter.com/darigem_art?t=Gl1xtpIkha1MyWiYNtxD2Q&s=09

who's your best friend in the whole entire world? :)

@ask-canon2pengland-andfriends

“Thank you for gun”

So, why do u think 2pEngland hates cursing so much?

There are a couple of reasons. Firstly, Oliver views English as an eloquent language. Swear words dirty it and cause someone to sound unintelligent in his eyes. As much as Oliver likes to manipulate people, he wants his victims to at least have some class and seem somewhat intelligent.

The next reason is that they are used without a care. Thrown around like pieces of trash in a nature park. Things like the F-bomb can fill in as any type of word and for him, it takes away from better words. Oliver will admit there are times and places where those words are better, but that’s why he gives a warning first because people deserve a chance to use their intelligence and think of something better.

Lastly, Oliver had to report to royalty and their consorts. He was often looked down on because he was a 2p and since he had to associate with those that often indulged in those types of speech. Oliver hated the looks of judgment and disgust. His use of eloquent language and gentle tone changed that and caused him to gain favor with more than just the royal family. Those who would pass his report on would stay in contact even after he was asked to directly report to his leaders. This gave him a better in when it came to the dealing of traitorous nobles.

HC's about 2pEngland?

Not delusional on the slightest. Oliver knows what he’s doing, knows it’s wrong. He simply doesn’t care because he’s pretty messed up in the head already. That being said, he wastes absolutely no time kidnapping his darling and taking them into his home. However, Oliver doesn’t lock his darling away in his dingy - probably bloody - basement. He keeps them in his room and simply scares them into staying with him.

He’s smart, even though he acts like an eccentric kid who eats way too much sugar. Oliver is also very prone to lying. He gets away with it because of his outwardly innocent aura, however, he has no qualms about lying to his darling. He gets away with a lot, actually. Once told his darling that the apocalypse was going on and since they didn’t know any better they completely believed him because why the hell would he lie about something like that?

That being said, Oliver manipulates his darling quite a lot. He thinks it’s necessary because despite everything he still has a huge fear of them ending up leaving him. Oliver has abandonment issues and it shows once in a while when he’s around his darling. He constantly asks his darling if they’re planning on leaving him even if they literally can’t. It might seem like he’s being a jerk and teasing them, but it’s just him being overly paranoid.

M!A: You have now got the intellectual abilities of an infant (0-3) but trapped in your original body.

POOF!

Mind of a Child M!A: Start! 0/5

“I… I know we haven’t been on speaking terms for the past few months.. But I trust you enough to give you one of my ducklings… Her name is Mrs. Maple. I felt like she was a great fit for your personality… She acts very spoiled and loves affection and receiving gifts…

“Oliver...she’s cute...I don’t know..what to say...”