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creekfiend · 1 year
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Me when I'm talking to literally anybody at any time: be funny be funny be funny be funny don't not be funny stop not being funny you have to be funny to justify continuing to exist BE FUNNY
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callsign-rogueone · 2 months
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intimacy alphabet - g.t.
garrick tavis x reader words: 1.7k (I regret nothing) 🏷: NSFW. the entire thing. you've been warned. discussions of sex, gentle dom/sub dynamics, kink, etc. I think I made this gender neutral -- there's no explicit discussions of reader's anatomy, but there's talk of reader receiving penetrative sex and oral, and gare calling you pretty. 🤷🏻‍♀️ wrote this as r&d for the four garrick smut requests I have in my drafts... I promise one of those is coming soon. until then, here's this. not really proofread lmao
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
I hope you’re comfortable, because you are not leaving that bed any time soon. cuddles are mandatory. but it’s so nice to just curl up with him and rest on all that soft muscle while you catch your breath, those strong arms wrapped around you…
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
overall he’s pretty confident in his body, but he’s rather proud of his shoulder to waist ratio, and the definition of his back. he’s worked hard to get this hot.
I’m convinced he’s a thigh man. he likes grabbing onto them and squeezing, likes resting a hand there when you’re sitting next to each other, and really likes holding them over his shoulders while he goes down on you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
not afraid to make a mess all over your thighs or stomach. but don’t worry, he’ll be the one to clean it up.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he found one of your romance novels once, and read it cover to cover in a day, without you knowing. he enjoyed it more than he thought he would. there were a few scenes in there that he’d really like to act out with you, but that would involve admitting what he did, and that he enjoyed a “girly romance book”, so he’s keeping quiet about it for now.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he has plenty of mares in his stable, apparently. I choose to believe that his confidence is earned — look at him. who wouldn’t want to fuck this guy? 
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he’s a multiple-positions guy. not afraid to just move you around as he pleases (and he’s definitely strong enough to). but his favorite… hm. if it’s a loving, intimate moment, then missionary, or sitting up with you in his lap. if it’s just sex for sex’s sake, then he likes having you bent over the edge of the bed, or doggy.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he’s a sarcastic humor kinda guy, so this turns into him making teasing jokes sometimes if the mood is right or if he’s feeling devious. 
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he does some maintenance on the regular, but not a whole lot, unless you ask him to.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
the guy’s got range. this can either be the most tender, romantic lovemaking of your life or a rough and thorough fucking. either way he’s making sure that you’re okay, that you’re comfortable and not in any pain (unless that’s what you want 🤷🏻‍♀️)  and giving you A+ aftercare.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he definitely prefers joint activities, but he’ll handle things himself if he has to. usually in the shower, one hand braced on the wall in front of him, imagining the other is yours instead.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
soft edging, getting you so so close only to pull back and make out with you for a bit before he starts again. he likes seeing you get more and more desperate for him, hearing you beg…
praise, praise, praise. he’s a talker, telling you how much he loves you, how good you feel wrapped around him, how pretty you are, etc etc etc. 
size difference + strength difference. he’s bigger and taller than Xaden — he can make anyone feel small. he loves that he can hold both of your wrists in one hand, that he can manhandle you and move you into any position he needs to, can hold you down or keep you pinned against the wall while he does all the work. 
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
your room or his, which sounds vanilla, but there’s a lot of potential for variety there: he made it a goal of his to fuck you on every piece of furniture in the room, and achieved that goal in less than a month. he also loves shower sex. 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
the obvious things: you bending over in front of him, seeing you all dolled up (that black dress from reunification day? he folded immediately. it took all of his restraint not to throw you over his shoulder and ditch the party before it even started.) also, any sort of sass or backtalk: give him a sarcastic “yes, sir” and see what happens. 
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he doesn’t want to truly hurt you, or leave any lasting injury that would hinder you from being able to get through your day, or to protect yourself. 
also not into degradation. he wants to make you feel good, not tear you down. and he’s just not a mean person — sure, he’s a little scary looking, but he’s not mean. if you’re really into that, he might give you a little bit, but he’ll still find a way to mix it with praise — “what a cute little slut,” etc. that’s as far as he’ll take it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
remember when I said he likes your thighs? he really likes having his face between them. he’s a munch, your honor. he likes taking it nice and slow, building up bit by bit with soft little licks and sucks, relaxing you and easing you into the pleasure. sometimes you don’t even know you’re about to cum until it hits you all at once, and it’s so, so good.
but he’ll never turn down head from you, either — loves seeing you on your knees in front of him all pretty. he’ll hold your hair back and even give you a pillow to kneel on, like a gentleman. he knows he’s a lot to handle, so he’ll always let you be in control when you go down on him; again, he doesn’t want to hurt you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
depends on the mood, but he can do both, and can do it well. he knows how to hit all the right spots, and knows the difference between faster and harder, too (important!) 
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he’s a pretty responsible guy, so he probably won’t be asking for a quickie right before you have to go do something, but if you wake up well before your alarm goes off, he might suggest that you pass time time another way instead of going back to sleep (usually him going down on you). quickies also aren’t as common because he really wants to take his time preparing you — he insists on making you cum another way at least once before he’ll fuck you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
you’ve certainly done some experimenting, with different positions etc (remember what I said about the furniture?) but all the risks he takes are calculated and informed — he won’t try something in the heat of the moment unless he’s confident it’ll work or that you’ll like it. if he’s fucking you in the shower, he’s doing it at 2am, or some other time when he knows nobody will be in there. and sound shields, always — nobody else gets to hear those sweet little noises you make. 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
gare is probably the most physically fit guy in the quadrant. he can go all night, no problem. y’all haven’t found his limit yet, and unless you want to take a sick day tomorrow, you shouldn’t try to reach it. you usually stop when you’re satisfied, or when you’re too tired to continue / you know it’s getting late and you have shit to do tomorrow, so you should sleep.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
(I know I said this earlier, but do they have toys in their universe?) anyway, he might introduce some rope or restraints every now and then, but he prefers to hold you down himself anyway. and you love feeling how strong he is, so it’s a win-win.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he can be a major tease (see above discussion of edging) but he’ll always give you what you want — eventually. 
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
cannot shut up, constantly giving you praise and telling you how fucking good you feel, how pretty you are… mixed with a lot of swearing and panting. yeah. thank the gods for sound shields, because you’ll need one every time. 
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he’s in charge ~95% of the time, but you take control every once in a while, and he loves it. playing into that strength-difference kink I mentioned earlier; he knows he has the ability to take that control back, but he won’t, not when you’re on top of him “holding him down”, not when it feels so fucking good to turn his brain off and just relax for a while as you take care of him. 
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he’s big, he’s tall, ergo he’s hung. once again, I do not make the rules.
he has a handful of scars from his years of training — and some from doing stupid shit with Xaden as kids, but he won’t admit that, lest it undermine his tough-guy image.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
pretty high, but he’s good at reading the room, and will only proposition you when he believes you’ll say yes — if you’re sick, tired, injured, upset, etc., he’ll put that need aside and focus on caring for you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
pretty quickly, after cleanup, I-love-you's, and that mandatory cuddle time I mentioned earlier. you can’t fuck in the morning or the middle of the day anymore unless you have no plans for the next two-to-four hours, because it’s an automatic routine for both of you now — fuck, aftercare, cuddles, sleep.
that's it. I shouldn't have written this at 10am, because now this is all I'll be thinking about all day. oh well. there are certainly worse things to have on your mind...
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gogglecannon · 9 months
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Who's that shooting across the sky? His form flickers, it glows! He's waving at you, shouting out a friendly "Hello!" It's Shimmering Sonic!!
I like the idea that any combination of emeralds that doesn't amount to all seven gives Sonic differing types of power ups and abilities. He's got more boosted power than his base form, but not as much raw power as Super Sonic proper. Maybe his differing funky abilities can help make up for it.
[Image Description: A drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog, flying to the left side of the canvas at 3/4ths view. Sonic's body glows a bright aqua blue. His quills and tail trail out behind him like the tail of a flame, or a comet. He's wearing white gloves, and shoes, with red socks, and shoe straps. He's got a smile on his face, with his right hand raised in greeting. End ID]
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anominous-user · 1 year
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aponia and her floppy hats
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turn up the spider sex noises i can't hear the spider sex noises
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osameowdazai · 7 months
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Sometimes I wish I was a writer cause I've got thoughts rattling around in this head of mine and they need out
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1892 · 1 year
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does an album from 2006 really count as ‘best new music’ pitchfork confuses me.
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ssaalexblake · 2 years
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I’m also thinking of Kate dealing with Graham constantly critiquing the unit cafeteria food and refusing to let anybody else touch his psychic paper. 
And occasionally he still sees ghosts. 
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random-ln-stuff · 2 years
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From Six’s perspective, Mono is the strangest person that she’s ever seen, And not just because of the whole sinking into the TVs thing either.
Because imagine the beginning of Little Nightmares 2 from her perspective.
You see this child wearing a bag over their head sitting in a tree looking like some kind of possum, and as you’re looking at that strange sight you get captured.
And then a full month later that child breaks down the door to your cell with an axe, scaring the living hell out of you, and helps you escape. And you have no idea if he’s here on accident and releasing you was a coincidence or if he’s spent the past month trying to find where you were taken to specifically so he could break you out. Both options seem just as likely.
And also imagine the school segment from Six’s perspective.
She gets captured by the Bullies and hung upside down by a rope in a bathroom. And then, like an hour later, Mono enters the bathroom, now wearing a tin can on his head for some unexplained reason and carrying a hammer that’s almost twice his size, fully ready to throw hands with some Bullies.
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areislol · 1 year
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uhm to whoever send me an ask on ANON to go kys, why and i hope you only sent it to me and not others <3
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edwardalbee · 2 years
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Shout out to the gildan adult hooded sweatshirt
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gentaroukisaragi · 2 years
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related to last post, i also discovered at what temperature i think canadian lakes are hospitable
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bonesandthebees · 2 months
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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snakesinsocks2005 · 2 months
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Pin for survivors
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sleepygaymerdisease · 3 months
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theboxfort · 4 months
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Peace and love
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