She’s coming for you.

(Part of an ace attorney poker set. Posting this because I may or may not be applying for an artist alley).

(Phoenix | Kristoph)

vera i love u so much vera hi vera

comic I made for the 7 year gap zine! leftover sale is ongoing :>

i like thinking im funny

potential eye strain warning!

HE SAID IT

Imagine you’re Miles Edgeworth. The one person in your life who has contributed most to you pulling yourself together and becoming the best version of yourself is disgraced and disbarred. He refuses monetary assistance but you still visit from time to time. He’s cagey about it, but he’s clearly keeping up with the law and he’s obviously got plans, but you’re just glad he’s driven toward something.

Then one day you’re walking down the hall in the court house and as you pass one of the court rooms you hear a familiar cry of “objection!” You think to yourself “that can’t be right, he’s disbarred,” but you can’t bring yourself to dismiss the feeling, so you enter the gallery.

And lo and behold, Phoenix Wright is on trial for murder. And he’s currently accusing one of his legal counsel of committing the crime.

You are at once filled with the desire to punch your friend in the face, and a strange sense of nostalgic comfort. The second feeling only increases the intensity of the first.

this is easily one of my favourite skits i've ever made

ok but like imagine turnabout serenade from valant's perspective. you've been working in garages and parking lots for the past seven years to make money and then this pretentious prettyboy german rockstar offers you a job. ok fine you need the money. you learn that the prettyboy is teaming up with a mysterious borginian singer. cool. you meet the singer and she looks fucking exactly like the girl you thought you accidentally murdered and had been blackmailed over by her dad until he killed himself. what. so you maybe try to talk to her except she has amnesia and (as far as you know) doesnt speak a LICK of english. and you cant even ask her about it through a translator bc her manager is murdered. you're already in shock. then you meet the daughter of her and the guy who you've had toxic old man yaoi beef with for the past seven years. shes all friendly and chirpy and calls you "uncle valant" even though you quite literally left to get the milk and never came back. you notice shes with a stickish lawyer who yells a lot and you see the fucking bracelet said woman you thought you killed owned. you are doing mental gymnastics and yhen remember that she had married another guy and could have had another kid. what the fuck is going on. the kids try to badger you for information but you're about five seconds away from a mental breakdown and just dip. like i cant even blame him. i would dip too

It's so interesting how completely tonally different the Phoenix Wright Trilogy is to the Apollo Justice Trilogy. Like right from the beginning. Of their respective debut games.

Like. Phoenix's very first trial is basically "Haha my loser childhood friend is a bitchless dumbass who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the real culprit was this guy who's named "Sawhit" lmao this lawyer shit is easy as fuck."

And Apollo's very first trial is like "omg I'm defending my #1 Celebrity crush who got disbarred 7 years ago and also just accused my mentor of... murder.... What. Also he just gave me forged evidence. The thing that got him disbarred in the first place. And now my mentor's in jail. Fuck this lawyer shit kill me now."

Show me all your tricks

I’ll empty my pockets

Wager all you’ve got

And run me all that shit

(Part of a series. My main art account is @absolutelyashka ) (Phoenix | Trucy)

like lmaooo

wreathed in azure flame

So I remembered that Phoenix's mentor was killed off in the second case of the trilogy.

Then Ryunosuke's mentor was killed off in the second case of his series.

So, with Phoenix acting as Apollo's mentor, why didn't they kill him off in the second case of Apollo Justice?

Then I realised...

THEY TRIED

apollo you’re not abt to get an answer sorry

Wright is doing some absolute Columbo shit here. "One more thing, how did you know he was bald if you never saw him without his hat"