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Langworth is the funniest ace attorney ship ever created bc it implies that while Kristoph and Phoenix are engaged in 7 years of psychosexual warfare, Edgeworth is off in fantasy Hong Kong getting busy with interpol’s highest ranking furry
[video description: an ace attorney screencap of simon blackquill in the defense bench. he says "Are you still stuck on that line of thinking?" he then quite roughly grabs our point of view by the collar and pulls "us" close, saying (with ace attorney hit sfx), "Motive, opportunity, and an injury to his forehead -- Is that all it takes to make you stop believing in your client?!" He stares intently at the player as the textbox disappears for a few seconds. /end description]
I'm thinking how much of a shit show in-universe aatwt would be. There would be discourse up the wazoo
"just a reminder that EVEN THOUGH Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright are getting married, we should respect their privacy and not be creepy about their private lives :)"
"Am I really wrong for shipping real people if I was RIGHT??"
"guys am I still cancelled for rpf now that narumitsu are getting married"
it's time to end this argument, bcause i have seen many a pronunciations .....
my propaganda: edgeworth wouldn't mistake it as psycho if there wasn't an extra syllable i think.... also psyche like human psyche do you see my vision
Do you also think about how Phoenix keeps a picture of Trucy in his pocket and how in a way it symbolizes that having his daughter close to his heart gives him strength to get back in court, or are you normal?
It's so interesting how completely tonally different the Phoenix Wright Trilogy is to the Apollo Justice Trilogy. Like right from the beginning. Of their respective debut games.
Like. Phoenix's very first trial is basically "Haha my loser childhood friend is a bitchless dumbass who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the real culprit was this guy who's named "Sawhit" lmao this lawyer shit is easy as fuck."
And Apollo's very first trial is like "omg I'm defending my #1 Celebrity crush who got disbarred 7 years ago and also just accused my mentor of... murder.... What. Also he just gave me forged evidence. The thing that got him disbarred in the first place. And now my mentor's in jail. Fuck this lawyer shit kill me now."
"why does gregory look so much older than miles when we see them at roughly the same age"
watsonian explanation: man you don't know what gregory has gone through. any number of things could have happened in his life to have made him age like that. like just from the facts alone we have the fact that he was trying to juggle being a single father and A Fucking Lawyer. that alone is stressful but you can dig so much further into it. why was he a single father? where did the rest of his family go, since there was no one left for miles once gregory got shot? i think pretty much any digging into that can lead you to some fairly damning answers
also consider the fact that greg was born in the 60s. when smoking was like. REALLY really normal. and would continue to be normal well into the 80s when he would just be turning into an adult. with the former block of text in mind i don't think it's unfair to assume greg might have been a smoker. which would pretty reasonably end up making him look older
even further i don't think miles "had 'any imperfection is a weakness' drilled into his head at a young age" edgeworth having a hell of a skin care routine to keep up with is out of the question
doylian explanation: the investigations team and the dual destinies team weren't even in the same zip code when those designs were being made. they have absolutely no correlation with each other because they weren't even THINKING about that, partly because (gestures at the DD team + the state of the art direction) and partly because investigations 2 was unfortunately kind of a flop that didn't even officially make it out of japan. also what are you expecting they barely even gave edgeworth eyebags when he was still neck deep in his 15-years-of-sleep-deprivation stupor