Yugo headcannons yay
Croatia and Serbia get along to make fun of bosnia
If u want insane! Bosnia just say “burek sa sirom”
Serbia is a sad drunk, I feel like he makes his worst mistakes
Bosnia is a great musician (a large portion of yugoslavian music was from bih)
Bosnia would have a yugo car
Bosnia cooks very well but also lights the kitchen on fire everytime he does it
Cro = very hospitable (surprisingly)
Bosnia goes to cro’s house every summer (now that its more expensive he goes down to albania instead)
Bosnia is surprisingly neat and very adamant about hygiene
Slo and cro have sibling relations
Cro def is a tote bag kind of guy
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Give us Srpska hcs NOW
Before we start this cesspool of autism, keep two things in mind:
1. He has a total of 4 appearances so i’m only really using the design as a base cause he has no personality trait other than being like what? 7?
2. I’ve seen a few people mention before they shared head cannons about him that they’re in fact not from R. Srpska so their head cannons might not be accurate. However I’m from Srpska, so as far as you’re concerned I am Milorad Dodik
Also these might not be organized so please don’t mind it if I drop his trauma only to then say what his favourite Smiths song is
Anyway
1. He’s a Serbian Ultranationalist (shockingly)
2. Remember how in Serbia’s description it’s said that he’s tan though not as quite as his other neighbours? Srpska is the tanner neighbour
3. His eyes are ever so slightly slanted
4. Thick eyebrows for an easy threatening glare
5. Very raspy voice?? Can’t compare it to anything, just imagine a teenage Goran Bregović or something
6. He used to work in the Fabrics where he inhaled enough smoke to kill 7 grown adults (and that could be a factor in damage of his vocal chords)
-> other factors might be smoking or just yelling God bless
7. Obnoxiously masculine probably a misogynist
8. His hair is actually kind of curly, it became wavy later on in his life though. If he puts in enough effort he could bring the curls back (he won’t)
9. He carries a tarp around his waist most of the time, it’s something that stuck with him since the Ottoman period, and it’s easy weapon storage so
10. Massive fan of Serbian literature
-> specifically Andrić he brings him up any chance he can
If not Andrić then Dučić or Šantić
11. Calls Enis by his pre-conversion name, probably Stefan or something
12. Enis calls him Alija
13. I don’t see him getting along with Vojvodina ever, they probably don’t even understand each other when they speak
Voj: te vagy a legundorítóbb ember, akivel valaha találkoztam
Srp: الله أكبر
14. However he rubs off on her sometimes, like she probably accidentally uses Ijekavica when speaking in Serbian cause of him
(This is based off the fact that there’s way too many Bosnian serbs in Vojvodina)
15. He calls her Mađarica and she calls him turčin
16. Probably aromantic
17. Heterosexual or Bisexual, Idk depends on the day
18. He was born during the Ottoman period when Bosnia first converted to Islam and led to the massive split between Serbs and future Bosniaks. Immediately that was kind of odd for everyone, some were worried cause they didn’t know what it could mean, others kind of saw it as a torch in a dim room
19. Srpska was always “Ilija” before the 90’s, he rarely got any specific country name but he always represented the serbs of Bosnia one way or the other. Though during the ottoman period there’s a massive chance he represented the Raja in Bosnia, especially cause that will later lead into the creation of the Hajduks
20. Speaking of which: Srpska was a Hajduk
21. The ottoman period were his most crucial years of developing relationships with other yugoslovenes also under the rule, his opinions never changed even after it was over
22. He feels a Familial bond with Serbia and Hercegovina. Serbia for obvious reasons though Hercegovina is based off the fact that it was the initial “birth place” of what will become of the Bosnian Serbs, so you can technically say Srpska’s roots are in Hercegovina.
23. Though thats only for the familial bonds that were there since birth, there’s a single one he developed during his childhood and that’s his father-son bond with Montenegro. Based off the fact that Serbs of Bosnia always had a guaranteed second home there during the time period.
24. He was almost kidnapped multiple times in the “gift in blood” process (or Devshirm if you’re turkish enough) thankfully he managed to escape most of the time which is why he wasn’t turned into a janissary
25. I said this before but he received an injury to his frontal lobe which fucked him up pretty bad
26. Him and Montenegro had very different ways to deal with the Ottomans, Montenegro tried to make affairs with them while Ilija was already spilling his blood everywhere
27. he got his ass beat multiple times
28. His favourite Smiths song is Bigmouth strikes again
29. Hercegovina rubbed off on him to the point he developed a very obnoxious eastern Herzegovinian accent which means he unironically says stuff like Kastig and Bogalj but sometimes still uses Sarajevo slang and he sounds actually stupid
30. Idk exactly how he ages, he’s probably 15-17 nowadays physically
31. Hated the idea of Yugoslavia
32. Has been yelling about Unified Serbia since the 18th century
33. Him and Kosovo are more so rivals than enemies, Srpska points out his lack of hydroelectricity and Kosovo points out the lack of women who feel safe around him
34. Collects icons like Pokemon cards
35. Also has an icon wall
36. Shaved his hair off at one point in his life at least
37. Has a framed picture of Gavrilo Princip above his bed
That’s already too much already i’ll stop now
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