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#yugotalia#aph srpska#balkantalia#turklet#yugotalia srpska#hetalia axis powers#aph#hetalia art#artwork
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Why would you post Kosovo kissing the country that has tried to ethnically cleanse it??
Republika Srpska and Serbia aren’t the same thing
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Republic of srpska x kosovo (yuri)
Is the Yugotalia fandom ready to move onto lesbians
When i was 15 i saw 2 girls kiss for the first time
Četnikuša x ��iptarka otp
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Which are your favorite shipps besides Montenegro x Herzegovina?
And will you draw HerzeMonte more?
I’m definitely going to draw them more, once i get the time of course
Though as to other ships i like,, i mean i was never that big of a shipping guy when it comes to fandoms, i think MonteHerze being a ship i like is also kinda connected to me being a massive ethnonationalist and the fact that as a Herzegovinian i suck montenegrin cock for breakfast
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Monte headcanons 🤤
1. Do you want me to say it? You want me to say it, you knew what you were asking for. I won’t say it
2. Has a blue brojanica + wooden SPS cross
3. The SPS cross is special cause he tied it around himself long ago, and obviously it broke through the centuries, so the knot holding it got so short he can no longer take the cross off of himself unless he cuts it
4. Stupidly lazy but also stupidly intelligent
5. “I’d always ask a lazy person to do something, cause they’d find the easiest way to do it” sums it up pretty well
6. Didn’t have it that bad during the Ottoman period unlike the other yugos
7. Can probably make the best Cicvara you’ve ever eaten
8. But don’t let him cook anything else
9. Whenever he says Ś instead of Š someone cringes
10. Idriza manhandles him
11. Našta pade kuća Petrovića
12. Ilija is the literature fan while Monte is the one writing
13. Once he got a few of his best works stolen he gave up
14. Not a HC but why the name Šćepan when Njegoš was literally right there
15. Dog person
16. Smaller eyes though still a tiny bit slanted
17. Was probably a bigger serbian nationalist than Vuk at one point, don’t bring it up though
18. As I previously mentioned he was basically Ilija’s father figure for a while, and he still kind of has the same mentality and Enis hates him for it
19. MonteHerze was real at one point though it kind of dissipated in modern times
20. Though when it was real it wasn’t anything too hardcore and they probably had sex like twice across 7 centuries
21. He has that Mediterranean tan… i think
22. Centuries of watching cockfighting taught him to aim for the jugular
23. Also knows the Gorski Vijenac book by memory
24. Very specific eyebrows I can’t explain unless i draw them
25. There’s a Montenegrin (And Bosnian) saying that whenever you shake hands with a Herzegovinian you should check if you still have all of your fingers left. I’m just saying that whenever he used to hold hands with Hercegovina he’d let go just to count how many fingers he had, Idriza threatened to actually take one afterwards
26. Professional Guslar
27. Way too proud of himself
28. Traditionalist, just a blanket statement to say he might also be a misogynist
29. Bisexual.. maybe preference for men.. but still somehow heteroromantic
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bosnia hcs?
Bosnia hcs
I love Bosnians i swear
Anyway
1. Lightest bitch of the BiH family
2. His pre conversion name was Stefan, idk who needs to hear this
3. Absolutely hates it when Idriza and Ilija start speaking, not because they’re gonna say anything horrible its just that to him their accents are equivalent to nails on a chalkboard
4. Which is ironic cause his vocabulary is even worse
5. Went to look for artifacts from his Bosnian kingdom era to prove to serbia he was never serbian, and cried when they were in cyrillic
6. Illiterate probably
7. Writing was never his talent he probably sings well
8. chainsmoker
9. In fact he fucking reeks of smoke and stale coffee
10. Calls Ilija turklet while he has a fez on
11. Islamized and somehow still basically an atheist
12. Gives up a lot idk how to explain it, like if you give him a rubik’s cube he’ll give up on it 3 minutes later. He then gives it to Ilija so he can pour gasoline on it, light it on fire, and harass their neighbours with it
13. Said “we’re all Bosnians here” and almost met the same fate as Murat
14. During the ottoman period he was really quick to convert cause of his lack of connection to the church.
15. Technically was a Heretic for his time
16. Aromantic… but not in the “oh yeah i just don’t feel romantic attraction” he’s just too stupid to feel romantic attraction
17. Did a lot of weed at some point of his existence
18. Smokes, drinks alcohol, does absolutely none of the prayers, and still yelps in disgust if you put a piece of slanina in front of him
19. He was probably way better off during the ottoman empire, i mean that financially and status wise lol. Before he was actually someone, but that was just cause he gave his religion up so easily. It got worse for him after the empire fell
20. So bad that if you robbed him you’d end up giving him money instead out of guilt
21. Yk what i said about the familial bond? Yeah well Srpska and Bosnia have an enemy bond, Srpska was born viewing Bosnia as an enemy, and it’s reciprocated on Bosnia’s side. It’s funny seeing a grown ass man target a really angry toddler
22. Idk what job he’d have, i dont even know what bosniaks have done for this country ever either
23. Believes Yugoslavia was a gift from God (don’t ask why he split from it)
24. Thinks Srpska is a public threat that needs to be detained, probably put him in a mental hospital a few times
25. “I would cross myself, but it's Eid, so I can't”
26. As for his relationship with herze they probably snuggled up twice
27. Dreamt he set her on fire more times though
28. Has this jpeg of a kitten as his walpaper
29. Grows his own fruit in his garden, loves his trešnje especially
Thats about it
Nghah
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Alr you know what Im gonna ask for. You mentioned her in the srpska post so, Herze hcs?
Herze Head cannons time
Again 2 points:
1. Yes i do know when Tix made her she was probably referring to Herceg Bosna, and not Hercegovina as a whole. I am breaking that rule cause I am biased
2. Once again, I am from Hercegovina myself, and since Hercegovina has no important figure i can’t make the same Milorad Dodik joke in the last post
ANYWAY
1. Design wise nothing too interesting, I do imagine she has a lot of Sunspots tho
2. Also thick ass arms. Idk every woman from Herzegovina is always jacked
3. 166 cm for Herzegovina with Tijana Bošković existing is a spit to the face, she should be 180 cm at least
4. Thick brown hair, possibly wavy, though we barely see her hair down
5. Her “pre-conversion” name was Danica
6. She never converted actually, she remained Christian the entire Ottoman period
7. She read the bible to Ilija every night
8. Probably cut most of her hair off and pretended to be a male poturica (a serbian convert), where she went by the name Idriz
9. She wore mostly Turk-like clothing, probably stolen from a few Poturica-s she’s killed
10. Though she still wore the Herzegovinian hat, so it sent subliminal messaging of who she really was so Ilija and Montenegro didn’t have a hard time recognizing her in disguise
11. Once the Ottomans figured out her gimmick they degradingly called her Idriza, which is where her current name originates from
12. Was forcefully married to Enis afterwards
13. She refused to take his last name, the only reason people think she took it is from superficial assumption
14. I don’t imagine her being related to Croatia, she was nicknamed “Serbian Sparta” after all
15. However I di imagine Herzegovina going to Croatia for help, only for him to take off the Herzegovinian hat off of her. Symbolically representing Croats trying to strip away Herzegovinians of their culture as they came to Dalmatia for help.
16. He also tried to convert her, didn’t work at first but it took a toll on her
17. Best Bonding time with Ilija was the Herzegovinian uprising
18. She will feel the same way later in 1993 when the serbs and croats collaborated against the Muslims one more time
19. Sadly, they probably drifted apart as he grew up and became his own thing
20. Also a tarp carrier, once again easy weapon holding but it’s her holding onto her past
21. Had a meaningful connection with Zeta (Montenegro) at the time of the serbian empire, which is where their strong historical bond started
22. “Hladno krvna” as in cold blooded in serbian. Could actually be about her being very cold, but also about her getting physically cold easily
23. Ambiguously calls herself “Christian” and doesn’t specify if she’s Catholic or Orthodox
24. Celebrates Orthodox Christmas with Srpska, Monte and Serbia every time lmfao
25. Serbian new years with Srpska only though
26. I imagine the house of BiH (as in Bosnia, Herzegovina and Srpska) is somewhere outside of Sarajevo, though she probably has a smaller house in Gacko or Trebinje where she goes to so she can feel reconnected to her rural identity
27. Very specifically she has a house with a chimney, weird preference but ok
28. She kept a relationship with Montenegro for the most time during the Ottoman period, the two kind of depending on each other most of the time.
29. Turkish coffee 4 times a day, she isn’t addicted to caffeine she’s just a mom from the area
30. Goran Bregović fan, probably cause she’s also half Croatian and half Serbian
31. Despite not liking the cold, she’d rather be in a freezing river than a warm sea
32. Probably won the cross on Bogojavljenje at least once
33. Also has a very obnoxious Herzegovinian accent, except she throws in Croatian words and it sounds even worse than whatever alien language Ilija is speaking
34. Knows the whole Gorski Vijenac book by memory
35. She told Enis their marriage reminds her of the Hasanaginica story and he crossed his arms and looked at her disapprovingly for the rest of the evening
36. She has a Red Brojanica, the silver cross on the red rope is kind of a nudge to Zahumlje / Duchy of st. Sava in the past
Anyways Herze doodle to get the idea
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Give us Srpska hcs NOW
Before we start this cesspool of autism, keep two things in mind:
1. He has a total of 4 appearances so i’m only really using the design as a base cause he has no personality trait other than being like what? 7?
2. I’ve seen a few people mention before they shared head cannons about him that they’re in fact not from R. Srpska so their head cannons might not be accurate. However I’m from Srpska, so as far as you’re concerned I am Milorad Dodik
Also these might not be organized so please don’t mind it if I drop his trauma only to then say what his favourite Smiths song is
Anyway
1. He’s a Serbian Ultranationalist (shockingly)
2. Remember how in Serbia’s description it’s said that he’s tan though not as quite as his other neighbours? Srpska is the tanner neighbour
3. His eyes are ever so slightly slanted
4. Thick eyebrows for an easy threatening glare
5. Very raspy voice?? Can’t compare it to anything, just imagine a teenage Goran Bregović or something
6. He used to work in the Fabrics where he inhaled enough smoke to kill 7 grown adults (and that could be a factor in damage of his vocal chords)
-> other factors might be smoking or just yelling God bless
7. Obnoxiously masculine probably a misogynist
8. His hair is actually kind of curly, it became wavy later on in his life though. If he puts in enough effort he could bring the curls back (he won’t)
9. He carries a tarp around his waist most of the time, it’s something that stuck with him since the Ottoman period, and it’s easy weapon storage so
10. Massive fan of Serbian literature
-> specifically Andrić he brings him up any chance he can
If not Andrić then Dučić or Šantić
11. Calls Enis by his pre-conversion name, probably Stefan or something
12. Enis calls him Alija
13. I don’t see him getting along with Vojvodina ever, they probably don’t even understand each other when they speak
Voj: te vagy a legundorítóbb ember, akivel valaha találkoztam
Srp: الله أكبر
14. However he rubs off on her sometimes, like she probably accidentally uses Ijekavica when speaking in Serbian cause of him
(This is based off the fact that there’s way too many Bosnian serbs in Vojvodina)
15. He calls her Mađarica and she calls him turčin
16. Probably aromantic
17. Heterosexual or Bisexual, Idk depends on the day
18. He was born during the Ottoman period when Bosnia first converted to Islam and led to the massive split between Serbs and future Bosniaks. Immediately that was kind of odd for everyone, some were worried cause they didn’t know what it could mean, others kind of saw it as a torch in a dim room
19. Srpska was always “Ilija” before the 90’s, he rarely got any specific country name but he always represented the serbs of Bosnia one way or the other. Though during the ottoman period there’s a massive chance he represented the Raja in Bosnia, especially cause that will later lead into the creation of the Hajduks
20. Speaking of which: Srpska was a Hajduk
21. The ottoman period were his most crucial years of developing relationships with other yugoslovenes also under the rule, his opinions never changed even after it was over
22. He feels a Familial bond with Serbia and Hercegovina. Serbia for obvious reasons though Hercegovina is based off the fact that it was the initial “birth place” of what will become of the Bosnian Serbs, so you can technically say Srpska’s roots are in Hercegovina.
23. Though thats only for the familial bonds that were there since birth, there’s a single one he developed during his childhood and that’s his father-son bond with Montenegro. Based off the fact that Serbs of Bosnia always had a guaranteed second home there during the time period.
24. He was almost kidnapped multiple times in the “gift in blood” process (or Devshirm if you’re turkish enough) thankfully he managed to escape most of the time which is why he wasn’t turned into a janissary
25. I said this before but he received an injury to his frontal lobe which fucked him up pretty bad
26. Him and Montenegro had very different ways to deal with the Ottomans, Montenegro tried to make affairs with them while Ilija was already spilling his blood everywhere
27. he got his ass beat multiple times
28. His favourite Smiths song is Bigmouth strikes again
29. Hercegovina rubbed off on him to the point he developed a very obnoxious eastern Herzegovinian accent which means he unironically says stuff like Kastig and Bogalj but sometimes still uses Sarajevo slang and he sounds actually stupid
30. Idk exactly how he ages, he’s probably 15-17 nowadays physically
31. Hated the idea of Yugoslavia
32. Has been yelling about Unified Serbia since the 18th century
33. Him and Kosovo are more so rivals than enemies, Srpska points out his lack of hydroelectricity and Kosovo points out the lack of women who feel safe around him
34. Collects icons like Pokemon cards
35. Also has an icon wall
36. Shaved his hair off at one point in his life at least
37. Has a framed picture of Gavrilo Princip above his bed
That’s already too much already i’ll stop now
#yugotalia#aph srpska#balkantalia#turklet#yugotalia srpska#aph bosnia#aph herzegovina#aph montenegro#aph serbia#i hate him
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Gorski Vijenac fan club meetup gone wrong
MonteHerze because i and i and the ahahahahaha
In reality im just a serbian ethnonationalist with talent
Did you know a chunk of Hercegovina is in Montenegro? Yeah it’s called Old Hercegovina, it isn’t in Foča after all
#yugotalia#balkantalia#hetalia axis powers#hetalia#aph#aph herzegovina#aph montenegro#hetalia art#hws#i fucking hate them#serbian ethnoposting#no seriously#why is hercegovina so croatian
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My HC of the day is that Srpska received a brain injury, specifically to his frontal lobe
It was during the ottoman period and it’s one of the reasons he can’t handle his emotions nowadays
The other reason is just his environment in his most critical developmental years, From parental neglect to just abuse in general there was no way he was coming out unscarred. He would’ve been not okay mentally by this alone but the brain injury would fuck him up more
As for how he received it he was probably getting beaten to death by Turkey and almost got his skull cracked open or it was accidentally self inflicted
Whatever point is he’s needlessly aggressive and violent when he doesn’t need to be
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Srpskaposting
Turklet
#aph srpska#yugotalia#hetalia axis powers#balkantalia#yugotalia srpska#he makes me violent#i hate him#turklet
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Srpska as Novica from that one skinhead movie
He looks like he smells bad according to my beautiful and always correct wife and girlfriend
#yugotalia#aph srpska#balkantalia#yugotalia srpska#Aph#Idk how this site works#I am banned from Central Bosnia
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