So recently I re-read my horny headcanons and I realised I changed my mind about some things so guess what yaox nation I’m making a new post updating them :3
CW for mentions of sex, in case you didn’t read text above lol
T4t bosherze would be so Real but I usually just headcanon them both as cis… can you imagine tho
Bisexual, boooring Yaox everyone knows that already look at him
Wait hold on I said something really funny on the previous post lemme just
There, that ^
Would really enjoy getting head, and I’m saying would because there isn’t a single universe his dick gets sucked.
Tho I’m keeping the headcanon that he enjoys eating pussy. That description of him being „a surprisingly good kisser” ? That was there for a reason.
Also not gonna change the moaning hc, he isn’t noisy unless asked to be
Loves it when the other person’s loud tho, and even better if they ask for more
I actually changed my mind and I think he likes to be dominant just cause he has that stupid flirty personality but doesn’t mind bottoming.
Will happily bounce on his wife’s hot pink plastic cock any day
Into hair pulling, based on that one image by tix… I imagine he tried it with herze once and left the room missing a tooth
Honestly besides the hair thing I don’t imagine him being into bdsm, but he probably doesn’t mind being tied up
Would cum in your eye if given the chance
Would also cum in your mouth, gladly.
Actually I think every place to finish is good
Oh cuckolding? Anon, don’t make me laugh. His insides boil when someone smiles at his wife, he would explode on site
I don’t remember which one of you funny little fucks said he would be infertile but I want you to know I see your vision.
He also doesn’t believe in rubbers.
I can’t actually decide if he would be the type to knock on the back door or be absolutely grossed out by the idea
In the second scenario pegging is not included.
Wait actually I have a quote for this moment
„I have a pussy, so why would he put it in my ass? He only has one hole, so you know where I’m putting it” - my friend 2023
Crazy flirty and makes a stupid amount of sex jokes but only 5% of his attempts are succesful
Mid to low libido. His mind is like a Windows 98, only so much power and not enough space to think about sex
I said it once already but snail trail
Idk if anyone will catch this reference but if you do congratulations - that one fanfic where Idriza says she wants to fuck him so much but hes just too stupid. Sigh yeah that
I mentioned no head for him but yes handjob :3 as a treat
Cries after masturbating
I think thats it
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last post of the year! ocs as celebrities smoking except i forgot what i was doing style wise after the very first one. still don't hate them!
serbia design belongs to @sivisoko, bosnia and croatia are mine!
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ik tix made vuk the tallest of the boys but consider: vuk being 1 inch shorter than drazen and scepan and being perpetually angry about it. he’s 2 inches shorter than enis and SEETHING. he’s an inch or two taller than janez and clings to this victory like a lifeline, rubbing it in janez’s face with such joy that janez stops being irritated and starts feeling sorry for him. kos has a growth spurt and surpasses him in height and he gives up.
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"Nice Argument. Unfortunately.."
🇸🇮Slovenia: *Types up an actual counter-argument*
🇬🇷Greece: "I disagree"
🇧🇬Bulgaria: "You're wrong + ratio"
🇦🇱Albania: "Lmao, you did a typo"
🇲🇰Macedonia: "That is incorrect" + explanation
🇷🇸Serbia: "KYS"
🇷🇴Romania: "Your Mom"
🇧🇦Bosnia: "Screw you buddy"
🇭🇷Croatia: *Blocked*
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Austria, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Slovenia: Hey.
Croatia: Hi.
Hungary: Hello.
Bosnia: Hey!
Austria: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Czechia: We were out of Doritos.
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