#antnon
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It’s like a movie
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@antnon I guess
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bitch, you're lucky i haven't called off the fight with bro. only reason why i'm still in it is cuz i don't go back on my word
-antnon
i wish you the best of luck in your endeavor, and that you see reason and side with me again. there truly is nothing to be done for rose.
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god fucking dammit dude i am going to strangle you. i thought siblings were supposed to have each others' backs
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
i already fucking said this
i WARNED HER
shes too fucking privileged to have fuckin known how bad the shit was
and she suffered the fucking consequences
she only realized it at the last second
and thats her fault
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let's drink a beer and torture condy together
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
l00k, 11 w0uld be happ11er than any11 to 2ee the f112hb11tch get her turn, but really ju2t try not to th11nk about her. 0r any 0f that t11me.
al20, the fuck 112 th112?? ta2te2 l11ke p122.
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psst, ya got the goods? a.k.a the shit to destroy the puppet?
-antnon
For someone of my power, it should be an easy feat. A quick teleport, a few minutes, and casting the meteor away. Child's play for a First Guardian.
The quicker we are, the safer we'll be.
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*skitters in wearing gucci shades*
truth or dare, motherfucker
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
CG:UHHH.. DARE? I GUESS. I'M NOT A PUSSY.
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ever just wanna hurt a bastard? like how i wanna hurt dave's bro because he let his god awful puppet possess davesprite? cuz i soooooooooo wanna hurt bro
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
TA: yeah ii get what you mean.
TA: ii dont even care about d2 but that whole thiing wa2 2uch a gogdamn me22.
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i may be an ant but i can still suplex you
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
Ants cannot do that. I’m gonna become Osmosis Jones. Good fucking luck catching me then.
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Heloo, I have an idea
Or thoughts
How's your robot beloved (beloveds?) would hold you?
[Skitters away Godspeed]
- 🐜 (antnon-)
🐜 antnon! I love that. And your idea too…I have many robot beloveds so…have a few, from a variety of fandoms…
Robots my beloved…
-Various fandom robots and how they hold you-
Screwllum: A Proper gentleman robot~he’s not going to get super cuddly with you, but especially in public. He’s never been much for showing love through literal touch, but…with a human partner…he does appreciate that you might need some physical affection.
It’s subtle with Screwllum. The two of you sitting close together, your leg touching his, either your hand on his thigh, or his hand on yours. It’s elegant…refined, and tasteful. Enough for anyone to be able to tell the two of you are together.
Sometimes you want more though. He wishes he could understand your desire for physical affection, especially when he’s involved. You really want to sit on his lap? He’s a robot. He’s not soft or comfortable and yet…if you manage to get some time alone with him you can sit on his lap for a bit.
And yeah. He’s not very comfortable. But you make it work. Just drape yourself over his lap and hope for the best.
Svarog: He’s comfortable touching humans he trusts, and if you’re his? He’s got enough experience to know that physical affection is a good way to show he cares about his favorite humans.
For a while, the physical affection is pretty situational. He tends to touch you when he’s feeling protective of you. A hand on your hip, or on your lower back. Kinda shocking the first time you experienced Svarog’s (overly) protective side. You were just dealing with someone who was sorta upset at you, and apparently them raising their voice at you triggered Svarog’s protective instincts.
You’re so used to him, you hardly even noticed the robot’s presence, until the person you were talking to suddenly shut up, and you felt a large, robotic hand on your shoulder. He doesn’t even have to say anything and they’re leaving. The overprotectiveness IS a bit annoying but…given what you know about Clara you can’t blame him for being overprotective with his humans.
Also!! Something cool about Svarog…he’ll let you sit on his shoulder if you promise to exercise caution. It’s…a lot higher up than you were initially expecting…kinda scary…but very fun.
Sam: I made a whole post about this but…it takes a while for him to figure out how to be gentle with you. He’s REALLY strong, and can’t really feel pressure, so he doesn’t notice if he’s hurting you unless you say something, or yelp in pain. He gets used to it eventually, and you get carried around bridal style by the warrior, EVERYWHERE. Or if you don’t feel like being carried, but your bodyguard still wants his hands on you…he’ll have one hand on your hip, and his other hand holding yours.
He would never say it, but he does love it when you’re the one who initiates physical affection with him.
This typically happens when you’re feeling cold and want to warm up against your physically warm robot.
He kinda just, sits and manspreads so you can sit comfortably between his legs and lean up against his chest.
Cozy~
Epsilon (Pluto): A robot with a much better understanding of interacting with humans than most of my robot beloveds…
Given that he’s raising small human children, you’re not surprised he’s good at simple acts of physical affection.
Hugs and handholding are something he’s pretty good at, though…on much smaller people. He has to get used to hugging you, and holding your hand, though he adjusts pretty quickly. But hugs are brief, and handholding is distant enough…when you do want to cuddle for real he’s a little stiff and awkward. He’s sitting, and you sit next to him, and take his hand and lean your head on his shoulder…
He’s not necessarily uncomfortable, because it’s you, but you can tell he’s a bit nervous. Go easy on him and take it slow. He’ll get used to cuddling you, it’s just…different when it’s his human lover.
Eventually it gets to the point where you can cuddle comfortably on his chest, but a personal favorite of yours is sitting on the back of a couch, him sitting between your legs so you can comfortably rub his shoulders, or play with his hair. It’s a shame he can’t actually enjoy the sensations that come from you touching him, but just being close to you, and knowing what the gestures are supposed to mean are enough to him.
But yeah the most he’ll do for you in public is handholding and hugs. Occasionally he’ll stand close enough for your arms to brush, it’s nice. His hands are nice, too. So incredibly powerful, and yet he was always so gentle with you, and with his children.
Billy Kid (Zenless Zone Zero): OK OK he’s a CYBORG I KNOW but lemme have this~
Despite how physically affectionate he would LIKE to be, he’s not very good at it…he doesn’t know his own strength, and he tends to not pay attention…so you’ll move to hold his hand or lean against him, and he’ll spin around really fast because oh it’s his favorite person! And he ends up bonking you because he spun around too fast, not paying attention to how close you are to him…he always feels so bad when he accidentally hurts you…just tell him what he needs to do to hold you properly and he’ll do his best…in certain combat situations though, sometimes he just has to pick you up and RUN.
But yeah, just…be aware when you’re cuddling Billy and you’ll be totally fine! Maybe.
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#hsr Sam x reader#honkai star rail Sam x reader#Screwllum#Screwllum x reader#hsr Screwllum x reader#honkai star rail Screwllum x reader#Svarog#Svarog x reader#hsr Svarog x reader#honkai star rail Svarog x reader#pluto epsilon x reader#Epsilon x reader#Billy Kid x reader#zzz Billy Kid x reader#zenless zone zero billy kid x reader
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dude should we pick the fight back up with bro so we can burn that puppet? also, i, an ant, outwitted that brute calliope
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
Yeah, sure.
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trick or treat, motherfucker *wearing triangular shades instead of the regular round ones*
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
Uhhhhh You can have thiΨ found it in my pocket
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let's drink a beer and kick the batterwitch's ass together
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
GT: Im a tad bit young for beer chum! Or er- Mister Ant?
GT: All down for witch-ass-kicking, though!
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miss lalonde, i'm. i'm so fucking sorry... i heard the racket on the roof from bro's cellar and. i'm so fucking sorry for causing all of this. i didn't want anyone to die. i always talk about fighting and beating people's asses but in actuality, they're all still people, no matter how mean. bro wasn't evil at heart, he was manipulated and possessed. good god, i was wrong and i only realized it way too late. i'm so fucking sorry, man...
-antnon
UU: do not blame yourself. like rose, his death was needed for our victory.
UU: roxy is currently trying to stop pawnon from interfering with dave's grief. I will not stop you from feeling remorse, and roxy will see your apology later.
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hi, mod dave here! i have a bit of an announcement, just setting boundaries. please read this!
1. i will NOT be answering asks that have a signoff (ex. *name here* anon) unless if it is a badlydrawnblog signoff, i will delete it. unnamed anons are fine
2. PLEASE do not try to start shit without asking. it is just so stressful for me and the other blogs. unless it is aligned with canon, do not try and start stuff. it is very fuckin stressful keeping ahold of the arcs and all the shit going on
3. do NOT say insensitive shit. this is pointed directly at antnon, and i am NOT fucking afraid to say that you are fucking creepy dude
4. there is no fucking lore to bdhs, please remember that. these started purely as little jokes, and i can say that very fucking proudly. i started one of the first bdhs blogs (badlydrawnporrim) back when blogs like bdkankri and bdmituna came around. its very stressful when its not fun to do stuff. the bdhs blogs are meant for silliness, not entire stories and lore. please do not try to start that with me.
none of this means im going to stop answering anon asks, im simply just not going to do stuff im not comfortable with. please do not take any of this as like aggressiveness or anything. i am setting boundaries.
-mod dave, aka the only mod
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trick or treat, motherfucker *swapped out round shades for triangular ones*
-🐜anon, antnon if you will
Here y0u g0
#antnon#homestuck#homestuck ask blog#the helmsman#the psiioniic#psii art#sh11ttyps110n11cda11ly#2ent
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i love how some badlydrawn blogs have special anons like concerned crimson or antnon and i just have knitting needle anon. you throws knitting needles at roxy
(i am very honored tho)
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