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yudgefudge · 7 months

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footballer incorrect quotes

mo: i know we don't get along so I got you this bath bomb as a present sergio: sergio: this is a toaster

kylian: you're up to something aren't you? trent: you don't sound upset about that kylian: i'm not trent: ...but you still look mad at me kylian: trent: you're upset i didn't include you, aren't you? kylian: a little

marcus: CONFESS! anthony: what? marcus: I SAID CONFESS, MARTIAL!!! anthony: but- marcus: RIGHT NOW. anthony: OKAY. I LOVE YOU!!! marcus: anthony: marcus: so it wasn't you who stole my charger?

robbo: send dudes ibou: don't you mean send nudes robbo: no send men. i'm in a fight

jadon: marcus kissed you? anthony: *stares woefully out the window* jadon: and you said "thank you"????? anthony: *sighs*

harry: nice ass, sorry about the mental illness serge: thank you king robbo: if u ever feel safe please remember. i'm out there.

bernardo: were you a gifted child? jack: uh yah gifted with a big fat juicy dump truck badonkadonk bernardo: ...fascinating...

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liverpool-enjoyer · 1 year

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footballers at the airport/on a plane

requested by my lovely bestie @yudgefudge to whom i cannot apologize ENOUGH cause this is over a week late!!! thank you for requesting!! <3

leo: this man spends the entire time staring out the window, no headphones, no talking to friends, just raw dogging this flight.

ney: spends the flight telling luis about the fnaf lore. but its so complicated that he constantly contradicts himself and ends the flight more confused than when he started.

martial: kicks rashfords seat every couple minutes and pretends to be asleep whenever he turns around to investigate.

reece: watches a movie on the lil tv to pass the time. chooses the saddest, most GUT WRENCHING movie available and everyone stares at him while he ugly cries like he just lost one of his own.

lewy: wakes gavi and pedri up a solid six hours before their flight and drives AT LEAST thirty miles over the speed limit on the way to the airport. so stressed out for absolutely no reason. almost murders pedri for not printing out his boarding pass ahead of time.

luka: gets distracted at the airport gift shops and almost misses the flight. buys too many useless knick knacks than he knows what to do with.

gavi: since hes there so early he has an entire pizza n soda from the airport pizza hut at six in the morning. it cost fifty bucks.

milly: has to wrangle the entirety of lfc as everyone goes off to different restaurants/shops in the airport. stresses that they all need to be at the gate at a VERY SPECIFIC TIME. none of em are.

sergio: hates every second at security cause he thinks its a waste of time. ends up having to carry some of lukas souvenirs cause youre only allowed to bring so many bags per person on the plane.

trent: gets stopped at security and holds up the entire team cause they found fireworks or some shit in his luggage. claims it got in there by accident.

pep: ends up verbally abusing the airport employee who tells him that carry ons can only be 50 pounds. his bag weighs 53 and he refuses to pay the extra fee.