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judectrl · 4 months
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throwback to 2018 trent trimming lingard's facial hair
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moooo0 · 11 months
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just found out it's 5 years since the best video on the internet was posted
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agerzionn · 1 year
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my favorite boys as text messages 🙈🫶🏾
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hendolish · 22 days
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England NT Fic Recs ♡
never know where to start for a pairing or you're new to england nt rpf? here's a shameless collection of my favourite fics to give you a head start 🫶🏻 ———
Jack Grealish/Jordan Henderson
melt by inlovewithnight (8k)
soulmate au where you feel everything your soulmate does and can't bear being too far away from each other. they're just so at ease and in love with each other in this. probably my favourite hendolish fic! <3
About as subtle as an earthquake, I know by Lizz_88 (Bluejay00) (68k)
jack's a stripper, jordan's himself. so much more than what it says on the tin! all the characters are super complex and it takes a lot of work for these two to get together (with no shortage of lap dances and smut along the way) <3
Calm Before The Storm by preachingdoll (6k)
post-euro 2020 heartbreak jack needs a bit of help coping. jordan's there to offer a helping hand... the smut and dirty talk is 10/10
best worst behaviour by Bellelaide (25k)
kind of a hendolish classic, jordan puts bratty jack in his place.
John Stones/Jordan Pickford
Sun City AU by Bellelaide (series, 40k)
honestly one of my favourite fics ever, let alone footie-wise. jordan's on a very british all-inclusive holiday at a hotel where john works. the vibes are just immaculate, you can visualise everything so clearly and there's so much depth to their characters!
Ice Melts by Bellelaide (7k)
enemies to lovers kinda? john doesn't think much of jordan before the 2018 wc but the further they get in the tournament, the closer they become. amazing characterisation and banter as always.
Helping Hand by slatkomore (14k)
with john's career ended abruptly by an injury, he turns to coaching instead and soon becomes the england u19s manager where he meets the goalkeeper coach, jordan pickford...
your world cup or mine? by Bellelaide (15k)
john goes to sleep at the 2022 wc and wakes up back in 2018 where he and jordan aren't together and barely friends. such an interesting concept and dynamic!
Jack Grealish/John Stones
The Things We Did and Didn't Do by InTheFicOfIt (series, 104k)
john and jack sleep together in the aftermath of the euros, the following fic explores everything that comes after, including jack moving to man city and their friends finding out. i'm never usually tempted by this pairing but this fic is so damn good! it's written so wonderfully and there's so much of it- i couldn't put it down!
Ben white/Aaron Ramsdale
happy together by foxholecourts (1k)
this fic perfectly encapsulates their vibe for me. the back and forth between the two of them is just delightful and exactly how i imagine them to be together, but it's also as equally sappy! i love these two idiots sm <3
watching you watching me by foxholecourts (2k)
ben likes to be watched... 10/10 benaaron characterisation from this author as always.
sweettalker by Anonymous (5k)
smut with a lot of dirty talk about the other arsenal lads. ben is very complex in this- an interesting take on their relationship!
I’m Not In Love by ceraunophilex (1k)
aaron falls in love immediately, ben slowly warms to him. short and sweet.
Jordan Henderson/Trent Alexander-Arnold
Shake Me Into the Night by orphan_account (17k)
always hits me right in the feels. based around liverpool winning the champions league, the writing is so detailed and amazing!!
Jude Bellingham/Reece James
the sun and the rainfall by ohsusie (series, 6k)
jude asks reece about some of the rumours surrounding him to help him broach a sensitive topic of his own. reece gives him some guidence. they're so sweet in this!
Dele Alli/Eric Dier
In This World Of Ours by dierdele (53k)
the classic deledier best friends to lovers 2018 world cup get-together fic. you can't beat it, literally so cute oml.
Marcus Rashford/Jesse Lingard
both your hands in the holes of my sweater by yvenger (jjjat3am) (3k)
this one is so much fun hehe, the ~2018 man u squad if they were a sunday league team where jesse's very confident and marcus has a huge crush on him. love the inner dialogue so, so much. ending is super cute!!
i can feel that body shake by princessrosberg (3k)
an england nt night out leads to them getting together and their first time! jesse and marcus characterisations are on point, esp the way they talk to each other <3
Harry Kane/Gareth Southgate
All Good Things... by orphan_account (12k)
their established relationship is so cute in this! post-2018 wc and preparing for the euros, england team banter is perfect.
wished by orphan_account (23k)
gareth is harry's p.e teacher at school. listen… no comment... there's a reason it's the most kudos-ed southkane fic
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trentre · 9 months
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praying for vini, jack, pogba, memphis depay (who even is he) and every football player that liked AND unliked all the posts' downfall 🙏🏾
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way222ethereal · 1 year
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I’m 🤏🏾 this close to taking matters into my own hands when it comes to these footballer fanfics. Ik the World Cup is finished but can I at least enjoy a Phil Foden fanfic 😭
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jadonsgf · 1 year
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my heart 😭
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toonegards · 1 year
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when you’ve just scored a worldie & thrashed notts forest but ur more concerned about ur dramatic boyfriend’s leg.
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kylianmbappee · 1 year
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Marcus: *to y/n*, How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?
Y/n: *smiles*
Jesse: I'm great, thanks.
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judectrl · 4 months
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another 2018 throwback
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cryingforcrocodiles · 11 months
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M: He's like, "How do we know, though, that it's us??? How do we know??"
J: You actually don't know though!
M: No, but you do!
Marcus + Jesse & United
MAN. UNITED TEAMMATES: JESSE LINGARD and MARCUS RASHFORD || Man Utd confirm Lingard deal || Marcus Rashford shares what it means to play for Manchester United || O'Sailor by Fiona Apple || wonwoos-tracksuit on tumblr
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elmatadorisgay · 4 months
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players who would absolutely rock a dress
feel free to ask questions but keep in mind these are my opinnions
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hendolish · 6 months
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tb to when these pics dropped and altered lives
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leonsliga · 1 year
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https-sonshine · 1 year
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Muy Grande
pairing : son heung-min x reader
word count : 911 words
warnings: slightly suggestive, slight cursing
authors note: hey guys this is a small draft from the fanfic i’m working on.i haven’t written in a while so i’m not quite sure if i’m doing it right. please feel free to leave constructive criticism and let me know what you guys think about it 😅
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Son watches you.
The humid summer air envelopes him and makes him clammy as he watches as you pull your shorts down. Denim stutters against your skin as sweat cling to them. With your back against the brick wall, you lift your feet to stand on tiptoes. Your cheeks look soft and shiny under the dim alleyway light. Watching you start to relieve yourself, the puddle under you grows. Something is intoxicating about the look of instant relief on your face.
Fuck. Why am I getting harder?
A night out drinking sealed his fate. He knew he should've been resting for the upcoming match. Drinking wasn't his thing. Inevitably, he had been a victim of peer pressure. He didn't expect to meet you. You were like coming up for a breath of fresh air. Underneath his cherry smile, he had been drowning in the pressure of leading his team through the world cup. He didn't want to disappoint his country. He was sure you had yet to learn who he was and that you would have no recollection of tonight's events. His thoughts wandered to your friends, your boyfriend.
What kind of boyfriend purposely tries to pimp their girlfriend out? Is there not a limit to showing off?
However, that thought left his head as soon as it knocked his mind. After all, it was none of his business. Since that dreadful drinking game, you had stuck to him like glue. Rocking back and forth uncomfortably, you tugged on his shirt sleeve.
"Preciso de urinar," she slurred.
(I need to pee)
"What"
"Urinar, o toalete," you exclaimed whilst rubbing your legs together.
(Pee, the toilet)
Toilet?
His mouth formed an O shape as the realisation hit him. He looked around, but it seemed unlikely that any English players would return soon. Son wiped his sweaty palms against his shorts and carefully pushed you two through the crowd in search of a toilet.
The familiar sight of a female stick figure caused him to exhale a breath he didn't know he was holding. He strengthened his grip on your hand and dragged you towards the long line of women.
"A linha...." you muttered, causing his eyebrows to shoot up.
(The line...)
"É muito longa, linha longa, longa," you kept repeating like a chant.
(Is too long, line long, long)
He ran his hands through his head, mouth slightly open, yet no words could come out
"Linhaa longa" you let go of his hand and pointed towards the line.
(Linee is long )
"Line too long?" he said, making you nod mindlessly.
How did he end up here? He asked himself again. Before he could start feeling sorry for himself, he noticed the pretty girl was no longer standing before him. Instead, she was stumbling toward the bar's exit. He quickly made his way towards you just in time to witness their pathetic attempt at pushing a pull door.
Cute
"A porta não abre porque" he saw you pout and squeeze your eyes shot before you pointed at the door
(The door isn't opening. Why? )
"It's a pull door," he lightly chuckled whilst pulling the door open
Her eyes bored into his. Suddenly, her face cracked into a smile.
"Muy grande" is all she said
(You're so cool)
God, what he would do just to see her smile like that again
And this is how he ended up in this humid summer air instead of the comfort of his hotel room.
At the entrance to the alleyway, he stood guard to ensure you didn't attract anyone's attention. To ensure that no creeps were doing what he was doing right now.
Despite being finished, you haven't shimmied back up the wall. Or re-put your shorts on. Son observes as you tilt your head to the side, glistening eyes meeting his gaze.
Don't be weird. Don't make this weird.
"Sorry, I'm sorry-"
"Está bem," You giggle and continue to sit there for a little while, the alcohol in your system making your brain sluggish.
(It's okay)
"Merda, eu estou perdido"
(Shit, I'm wasted)
"Your pants are not on," he quickly says before turning around, which causes you to look back down at your bare legs encased in shorts. He hears a muttered "Merda" from behind him, which prompts him to turn around as your hands clumsily pull the sides up, underwear and all. You don't even button them before standing back up in such a shaky manner that Son extends a hand to you for support.
As you start strolling out of the alleyway, he can't help but notice your panties poking out from above your waistband
"Wait, wait!" He shouts, "Button your shorts first," grasping your arm to stop you.
You waste too much time fumbling with the zipper and button before giving up and letting your hands drop to your sides.
"Voce nao fala portugues voce?" she mumbled before biting her lip.
(You don't speak Portuguese, do you?)
"Can't," you hiccup, "do it for me."
Son hesitates before coming up from behind you. Your panties are twisted and sitting high on your hips as a result of how forcefully you shoved them up. The front of the shorts are entirely exposed and barely holding on.
The warmth of your body pressed against his only made him harder, his shaky fingers not taking long to push the button through.
His hands drop, and he slowly moves from behind you, scared he's made you uncomfortable. You turn around, closing the gap between you two, faces close, sparkly eyes smiling at him with an emotion he can't make out.
"I-"
"The others must be wondering where we are," you say before remaking your way out with faltering steps.
Completely unaware of what you've just done to him.
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jadonsgf · 1 year
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omg❣️❣️
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