"Admiral of the Narrow Seas. One who from drunkenness vomits into the lap of the person sitting opposite him."

A third installment of phrases from the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

*Tink tink* Happy late 9 year anniversary get together party for Cinamun the writer of Things Fall Apart - The Indya Drake version. Thank you for wearing your RR t-shirts! Hope everyone enjoyed their ghettosa's, mocktails, icebox pie, wings, veggie burgers, and the comfy leisure sectional furniture while listening to the Author's cut commentary on one of the simverse's best fan stories. *Begins to collect the red cups, passes out foil and plates for to go plates, takes down the large RRR picture of Raven Symone, pays the DJ and the Kenji impersonator -- um, the "entertainment" and sends everyone home with a swag bag and a hardcopy of TFA- The Indya Drake edition - 9 years of pivotal moments lookbook.

Thank you Miss Cinamun for continuing to write the fun, engaging, roller coaster ride of the Drake Family et al.

Waiting on the play or Netflix series...

FRIEND!!!!

LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME!!! I can't believe its been so long and y'all haven't gotten sick of me yet! LOL slips Kenji impersonator $5 to stay an extra hour

This all started with a hot-headed, materialistic heffa with a bad addiction to big dicks and bloated balances. She took us from her humble roots in the Springs to her dream of getting to the top of San My in a luxurious penthouse. We pulled out our hair, we threw tomatoes at the author's face for good damn reason and we braced ourselves for whatever was next!

I am so super thankful for you and everyone who has become apart of R³ and my wild imagination. I've been a writer forever but never have I had the chance to really explore themes and dive head-first into controversy like I have with Things Fall Apart.

I HOPE YOU NEVER LEAVE AND WE JUST SKIP AROUND THE DASH FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

seventy-eight glorious years

One night you're drunk in the bed of a pickup looking at the stars with all the time in the world ahead of you and next thing you know you're standing in your little house and it's been ten years since that night in the truck and everything has changed except for the things that haven't and now you're still looking forward but you're looking back too and lots of people have come and gone but the faces that matter most are still right there beside you

Okay so I never got around to replacing the not-very-good-anyway astronaut shaped cookie cutter that I melted in the dishwasher with a better and unmelted one. And my cookie-decorating skills are none. So tonight, in preparation for Lunar Landing Day tomorrow, I made moon (circle) shaped shortbread cookies with just a regular old smear of frosting on them. But! They are pretty tasty :)

I (more or less) used this recipe for apricot basil shortbread:

It’s pretty savory on its own, which isn’t a bad thing at all, just not what I was looking for. But luckily, I was already planning to also use this recipe for apricot cream cheese frosting:

I halved it and had pretty much exactly the right amount. (…I also barely followed this recipe because I had dried apricots, not apricot jam, and because I’ve made cream cheese frosting before, and it’s very easy. The important takeaway here is that half of a block of cream cheese is the amount of cream cheese to start with for this recipe in this instance)

some people really do make it feel like it isn’t your first time meeting them and that you’ve known them for years

man.... i just ran into this woman who used to work at the record store by me who was so friendly and kind to me when i was in a weird stage of my life for a few months back in 2019... she quit that fall and we weren't friends like that so i never got her contact info but i think about her so often and it was so surprising to see her and have her remember me? kristie formerly of **** *** records i love you.

Confession! or more like a detail I forgot to fucking post / was too tired to / AM presently too tired to, still XXD

i THREW A RICK AND MORTY PARTY TODAY

Tamagotchi 25th Character Special book

it was your birthday yesterday? 🥺 HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!! I hope you had a wonderful day and lots of cake!! 🥳🥧🎁

oh thank you, you're so sweet 💜!!! i did have a good day yesterday, no cake alas but it was still good :]!

I am very confused on why my being the governor of Wisconsin from an Undertale fanfic is a thing we need to "bring back". My beloved Mod Party Cat, I never left. I've just been over here relishing memories of the winter festival in my town and missing sledding. Also lowkey missing my mutual-crush-but-we're-not-going-to-say-who. If you've read the fic you know and if you're out there: hi. Sorry for being so incredibly dorky. - Thomas Sahilovich, governor of Wisconsin in a Post-Pacifist Run Undertale timeline

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pressing play see you guys on the other side 😭

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it's crazy how the third song on the playlist is fool by cavetown BAHHAHAH