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My leafs fans/mitchy discourse conclusion:
99% of hockeyman "fans" are just too gd dumb to see what the highly skilled and clever minchy is doing out there. All they think is "goal? Good player. No goal? Bad player. Trade." These idiots forget that mitch is a very recent馃憦 selke馃憦 finalist馃憦 and only lost to The Patrice Mothafuckin Bergeron
Jonas siegel just wrote an article about what minchy is doing in these playoffs, not what he's not (scoring goals) and yup here we go, buckle up bitches bc the comment section of the athletic did not heed directions, and sadly they've all recently fallen on their heads and keep repeating "disagree" and nonsense derogatory insults while slamming their own heads into the concrete walls of scotiabank like incorrectly stimulated NPCs
Ok so what is mitchy's line doing out there?
Minchy mouse is doing the dirty necessary work not the pretty highlight reels work:
Sheldon:
Mo:
Why's minchy doing this? Simple. He's doing it for his big gorgeous man:
Naturally you're still thinking "Ok yes yes he is doing the lord's work on his own line in the D-zone but i neeeed to see him back with auston in the O-zone馃檹馃槶 i need to see my beautiful soulmates (teammates) making tender love (playing hockey) with multiple orgasms (full-time in the offensive zone) and giving birth to adorable babies (scoring goals)" and i give you this:
Sheldon well aware he needs to give both the people and auston what they want and lets em out together here n there and has done so since the beginning of this series, so i think we can rely on seeing some 3416 in most games, just maybe not in set lines bc they need his D skills more
Final thoughts:
MINCHY MARNIE MOUSE IS A FUCKIN BADASS LITTLE CREATURE DOING ALL THIS WHILE STANDING ONE MIGHTY APPLE TALL ON SLIPPERY ICE
鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍
does he need to score more, even up against b's top line? Sadly yes, but no one's worried
Rest easy babes. Mitch marner's taking care of his big papi and his boys馃檹
I kept most stats and example plays out but if you're interested in the details, article's here馃憞
#leafs lb#mitch marner#nhl playoffs 2024#toronto maple leafs#1634#auston matthews#3416#sheldon keefe#morgan rielly#john tavares#annieQ hockey thoughts
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Black Life: Untold Stories | episode 6: More Than A Game
pk subban's ig
CBC Gem | Black Life: Untold Stories is an eight-part documentary series that reframes the rich and complex histories of Black experiences in Canada.
#to watch#add this to your lists!#pk subban#team canada#olympics#montreal canadiens#nashville predators#new jersey devils#hockeyblr#hockey is for everyone#annieQ hockey thoughts#hockey canada#ice hockey#hockey#black history#canadian black history#racism
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ummm... mom dad grandma grandpa in the stands and uhh... THIS.
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Sam Reinhart's Goal Stands After LENGTHY Offside Challenge by Senators
Chantal politely clapping for Matthew's team while Keith can. not. believe Brady's team let that goal happen on them.
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Senators' Jake Sanderson and Panthers' Matthew Tkachuk Square Off in Midst of Scrappy Game
Grandma still surprised by her grandson to this day?? That's oddly sweet, still expecting a gentleman on the ice
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Senators And Panthers Scrum Ends With ALL players On lce Receiving Misconducts
Matthew pretending he had nothing to do with nothin. Sure babe. "You can't see me from under this towel" pls learn object permanence.
Grandma shocked once more. Still sweet she expects the best from her off-ice gentlemanly grandsons
These here be our beautiful bitches who never did nothin!!!
Welp. ...uhh the equipment managers, trainers and maybe assistant coaches want some ice time?
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Goodnight tkachuks we love you
#i am always on brady's side. never believe matthew on ice#ottawa senators#florida panthers#ratty matty#matthew tkachuk#ratthew#brady tkachuk#tkachuks#keith tkachuk#Youtube#annieQ hockey thoughts
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right when we think we'll tuck in for a cute night of gushing about adorable new/other hockey relationships the king crosby comes roaring in with did u think i was done fucking w my biggest fan???? didn't even need to show up to do it bitch
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auston def has Not read any emails the nhl asg 2024 dept been sending him
honestly this man has no idea he's been committed to the $1mil skills competition and it's already in the pr comms
"did the nhl consult you at all? I know they talked to Connor.."
"uhh.. a little bit.. umm.. i mean, just a lot going on sometimes.."
馃槀馃槀IM CRYING baby baby you sound Exactly like you did not do the reading, did not join the zoom calls, but still gonna show up to the final and wing it with the bestie biebs (yess nooo???!! this man truly does not know) and i commend him馃憦馃憦馃憦
1.5.2024 // post practice in anaheim // cali road trip
#auston matthews#nhl asg 2024#asg 2024#nhl#toronto maple leafs#connor mcdavid#leafs lb#annieQ hockey thoughts
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@ronandhermy i neeeed to know how much more erratic and unhinged his playlists got over the last 10 weeks on IR, especially the one no doubt entitled 'gritty cant suck u off like i can jamie'
and the terrifically hectic facetimes jack here got
(馃挴 jack has no idea what jazz is)
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From a recent 32 thoughts episode, email sent by a hockey trainer...
might be of interest to you @hopetorun and other fellow fans of beautiful glasses-wearing hockeys:
#hockeyblr#hockeys who wear glasses#32 thoughts#jeff marek#elliotte friedman#annieQ hockey thoughts#as fellow person who has to wear contacts for their profession im very intrigued by this#also my Rx is obscenely high and glasses have been my life since 3yo#so these are my people
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I'm still in love w this moment bc you just know he didn't hate it-- willy doesn't expend energy and effort on hating anything. He was simply losing himself in his giggles and the wackiness of life and i love it and him and wish for more ludicrous moments for him.
1.3.2024 // leafs @ ducks
btw the guitarist was american comedian Dave Hill who happily wears his Toronto Marlies zip-up, jersey and toque, and Quebec Nordiques toque all over LA, as well as has many comedians i enjoy liking and commenting on his posts about the anthems so yayyy! more ppl looking at hockey! i seriously love this crossover episode
full anthems performance // kniesy & zegras
#leafs ahl AND avs nords merch??? dude gets me#william nylander#toronto maple leafs#anaheim ducks#dave hill#willy giggling#matthew knies#trevor zegras#annieQ hockey thoughts
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We got the hyundai commercial w chantal. Timmys w keith. Now we just need an ad w the boys w taryn for the perfect tkachuk family commercials hat trick this season
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babygirl's 50-goal-season night!! a retelling:
get a fresh cut n strut juicily but entire time think omg awk
kiss the wifey hello. its just you and them against the world since babyhood
feel the entire spectrum of emotions from shock to rage to elation
pay your respects to your elders/goalie for your received bounty of 4 points
pose in mixture of deep disbelief and but this isn't the cup
4.9.2024 wild @ avs
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hey everyone
it's time. Time to celebrate the fact that
luke prokop is on the preds training camp roster!!!
#luke prokop#first openly gay player at nhl training camp#nashville predators#lgbtq#lgbtqia#this is a moment#we are here#it's a lot#oh wow#annieQ hockey thoughts
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Auston is so off tn without his beautiful wife there to whisper how hot he is into his ear
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PLEASE馃槀馃槀馃槀 PLS OMG NATE ENCOUNTERS THE DUMBEST MALE HUMAN IN EXISTENCE
The eyes dropping to look at his name on his press lanyard, clocking "so this is the stupidest person I've ever talked to, and I've talked to a lot"
Idiot tried to get some alpha content or whatever-- why tf would nate advocate for buttheads fighting in his honour?? The only person he competes with 馃憦 is 馃憦 himself 馃憦
Gotta love the dogg. Dismisses the neanderthal question and asshole chuckles entirely, and answers his own question with a face that fully indicates "you should stop trying to compensate for a tiny dick and worrying about what other ppl think and instead go to therapy"
I love this man.
4.18.2024 oilers @ avs
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siri play my heart will go on
I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE I WANT TO READ THIS BOOK THE CORE 4 STILL MAKE MY HEART POUND
"Sliding Into You, Bud" coming to netflix based off of the best-selling romance novel
#i don't even care that this has been posted a billion times by so many ppl probably i just need to live here#add the 2nd pic to the collection of irl hockey romance novel covers#romance at its finest#core 4#mo daddy watching fondly#core 4+1#toronto maple leafs#mitch marner#william nylander#auston matthews#john tavares#annieQ hockey thoughts
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these sports reporters forget drai's shit asg performances every year. They need to be real to interview leon and he'll be real back "are you surprised you were invited back to shoot your muffins" "no I'm pretty elite so ofc I'm invited back but i simply do not perform on command for anyone but davo"
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How do these Detroit fuckers even get octopuses into arenas?? Scotiabank security throws out every free sample granola bar and energy drink i get on my walk to the arena
Edit: i got answers?? see notes and this ask
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