🗣️: Neil is so sweet and genuinely kind 😍

Canon Neil:

Aaron, banging on the door: Josten, open up!

Neil: Well it all started when I was a child

Aaron: I meant the fucking door—

Matt, Nicky, Dan, Allison: LET HIM FUCKING TALK

the #1 archiereggie shipper, but in a homophobic way

Hc that Andrew knows everything you could ever want to know about classic lit. No one knows how he knows, since no ones ever seen him read, and Andrew refuses to clear things up. The truth is there was a small library in juvie, and while it wouldn't have been his first choice, the selection wasn't big enough for him to be choosy. It had a lot of classics because they were considered "educational" and Andrew had time to kill. He never lets anyone see him read (except when he's alone on the roof with Neil) because everyone insists on making a huge deal out of it whenever he does "normal" things, but he loves using dramatic quotes when the opportunity arises.

Absolutely hilarious seeing Andrew "Totally an Alpha Male" "Only Women Get Emotional" Tate getting so emotional from being owned by a teen on twitter (in a conversation he himself initiated) that he just has to post a video comeback, doxxing himself in the stupidest way possible and ending up arrested. What a good way to end 2022.

kevin day is not “neil josten but taller” ok?

whether it’s kevneil, kandrew, kandreil. romantic or platonic. yes, these relationships affect him and how interacts, how he evolves. but he affects those he interacts with right back. like it should be. the adjustments should show. should matter. should be kind.

if neil and/or andrew–especially andrew–are mean, degrading, impatient, mocking, superior, frustrated towards kevin, simply because he is kevin, and kevin isn’t exactly that right back with them? the whole potential of a kevin-relationship was missed. pulverized.

kevin is not “neil josten but taller”–he’s kevin fucking day, queen of exy, son of exy, cult survivor, first and only ambidextrous striker, self-taught at that, and has led the palmetto state foxes to victory. he can be mean and ruthless and oblivious and hurtful and egotistical and a real fucking asshole. andrew’s that. neil is those things too. but they’re neil and andrew and kevin. their characters paint the colors with which their traits appear. they’re very evenly matched, that’s why they work so well together, but their differences make for a lot of it as well.

so unless it’s for the angst, the eventual happy ending, the character development, the relationship development, the healing, the therapy, the do-better… and *even* then…

don’t make neil belittle kevin. don’t make kevin the butt of andreil’s mean jokes. don’t make andrew compare kevin to neil. don’t make kevin palatable to andreil.

all three of them already fit together. nora’s shown us.

why would andrew despise kevin for not understanding the kind of communication he has with neil? and why would neil be the norm? before neil, there was kevin. and only kevin. he was the first for andrew. that can never be denied. and andrew would never forget. why would andrew build a relationship with a second neil? why would he isolate kevin with private, mean jokes with neil? why would neil make fun of kevin with exy? why would he get irritated with kevin for talking more than andrew? and why would all of that be for nothing, except establish a toxic base for the triad?

i don’t like it. it’s not two knives and a spoon. it’s three fucking knives. all equally sharp. all equally blunt. all equally handy. all equally hold-able.

three. fucking. knives.

thank you for coming to my KEVTalk.

I think it would be very funny if I wrote a fic of the the events of aftg from the perspective of, you guessed it ! Seths ghost !!!

Round 1 Part 1a

Andrew Ryan (Bioshock) vs Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus (The Magnus Archives)

Propaganda below the cut (Spoiler warning!)

Andrew Ryan

So you’re an objectivist tired of the world. So you build a city underwater for everyone who shares a mind like you. You think you’re so great. Then shit starts to happen. You watch people become monsters because you added zero drug regulations to your city. You have people be imprisoned and then turned into big daddies just for disagreeing with you . Third. At the end of it you just become a dictator, and go against your own beliefs. You send a woman down into the slums of rapture for disagreeing with you. You focusing so much on being so much of an Ayn Rand fanboy leads the woman with a completely different ideology than you to rise to power after your death. That’s, that’s Andrew Ryan for you.

Elinah Magchard (?)

Dude learned about evil fear gods and went "hmm power" and proceeded to feed all of his friends to fear gods, kill people to make himself immortal, emotionally kill and traumatize so many other employees, make his most manipulatable employee experience the horrors of the earth, and then force them to end the world, all so he could be his fear god's specialist little guy... and then still ended up begging for his life from said traumatized employee (who's coworkers he also got killed). The gall of this guy.

So like...he thinks he knows everything and can control everyone and he's an asshole and then one of the people in his office who he thought wasn't dangerous shows the police the recordings of him killing two people and he goes to prison and he's like "Buahh???" So yeah his hubris was thinking he was above being overthrown by the people under him ig. He's super duper obviously gay and is like really manipulative and he's a bitch but he's OUR bitch

the fact that ophelia is on stage and hears all of “to be or not to be” already makes me scream sob foam at the mouth etc. but what if hamlet knew she was there and was speaking the monologue to her. just venting to his friend. there would probably need to be a few cuts for it to make sense but i cannot stop thinking about this now

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"better luck next time."

andrew : looks like someone’s really campaigning for asshole of the year

neil : as the defending champion, are you nervous?

Fanon Neil: Oh, Andrew, come save me 👉👈 I'm so weak 🥺 don't be mean to me 😭 I'm so soft and uwu ☺️

Canon Neil: I didn't put leash on you. You put the least on yourself when you told me to stay no matter what. Don't be mad at me just because I was smart enough to pick up the other end of it.

Tags from one of Nora’s most recent posts confirming that she is not going to change Renee’s story in the up coming book, meaning Renee can not be the love interest 0__0

I always think to myself wow Aaron is like such an asshole, but then I remember that Neil just showed up and immediately proceeded to blow up the team’s lives like he was shaking a cardboard box full of feral cats and then threw it at the mafia

As soon as she arrived, Sirena realized that her date didn't even show up. She was ready to go back home and forget about the night entirely when a stranger approached her and asked her to dance. Wait a minute, he wasn't a stranger… he was the boy she rejected at school, right?