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me, through gritted teeth: your friends find you neither boring nor cringe
me, shaking: you don‘t need to be exceptional to be worth of love and compassion
me, three second away from screaming: try to be nice but more importantly be kind
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Fancy pants glance.
GMM2450
Frozen vs. Fast vs. Fancy Food Taste Test
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My first Friskriel post
Asriel, pissed: F#@% YOU!
Frisk, playfully: NO, YOU F#@% ME!
Asriel:
Frisk: I know what I said.
Frisk: *feeding a goat some corn at a petting zoo*
Asriel: *makes eye contact with Frisk*
Frisk, hiding the corn: You can't have any.
Asriel, offended: I don't WANT any!
Frisk, shivering in bed: Mmm, Azzyyyyyy...
Asriel, who just came in the room: Huh?
Frisk: I coooold.
Asriel, who has had a long day: And I'm tired.
Frisk, flirtatiously: Guess that means we can cuddle, right?
Asriel: ... Fine.
Frisk: *Smol celebratory noises*
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blue smurf cat
Auauahsjwhhjajn at this point, fuck it
She lived. She loved. She died.
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for the favorite turtle thing: ALSO CONSIDER: Map Turtles, Mud Turtles, Wood Turtles and Sideneck turtles.
in order, a Mississippi Map Turtle, an Eastern Mud Turtle, a North American Wood Turtle, and while we’re unsure of the species, a very goofy sideneck turtle for your viewing pleasure
OH NO... THEY'RE SLOWLY STEALING MY HEART AWAY... I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT THE MISSISIPI MAP TURTLE AS A SECOND FAVE NOW <333 ITS SO CUTE AND ORANGE!! MY FAVOURITE COLOR TOO!! I'm obsessed now thank you this made my entire day and I love this so much <33
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What's your energy?
" I do not! I'm quite intelligent. You, however... are not. "
" Not gay, but I certainly am a dick! " no this is right tho, he is a little zesty though can't lie /lh
" Call me cute again and I'll make sure Lorraine sprays ya with buckshot! Absolutely not. "
" Now that one's more like it! "
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Three images that made me Not Okay 👍🏻
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