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lallyloo · 6 months

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#link neal #gmm #the goozle

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peribytes · 2 months

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i like to pretend that's a goozle on the neck there

#goozle = adams apple

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thecurioustale · 7 months

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Twists and Turns

I finished writing the end of a scene from Galaxy Federal tonight. For months I have had it in mind but hadn't mustered the resolve to write it. The middle part of the scene was already on the page, more or less (though with frequent small revisions). The beginning part of the scene, meanwhile, remains only partially written. But it's also its own, distinct thing compared to the middle and end parts, which flow together and act as one. Really they are two scenes within a single event.

Finishing a scene is much less common for me than starting one, especially when it comes to bigger scenes that got a big burst of writing done on them at the onset and then languished on the page over a long period with only incremental revisions to the existing text and very little of the remaining unwritten text attempted at all. So it's always nice to add major new pieces onto an existing scene and actually finish it (even if in this case the beginning of the scene is still unfinished).

Excluding the beginning part of the scene, the middle and end parts are just over six thousand words, twenty-five hundred of which I wrote today. My first work on the scene dates all the way back to August! And all those frequent little revisions to the middle part, which is the main bulk of the scene, mean that that part of the scene reads really nicely now. It's a Command Deck scene, so there's lots of Ship's Business: jargon and numbers and so forth. This novel bridges the gap between hard and soft sci-fi; it's actually all hard sci-fi, but dressed in a way that often appears very soft. But this scene is one of the ones that'll eat normies for lunch, lol.

Or maybe not! I'd like to think my writing's charming even when it's technical.

#Galaxy Federal #This is the scene with phrases like “transmitting a red ellipse” and “random monocolor wavelengths and patterned hybrids”#At one point Cherry gives an order to the navigator that impresses even me because it makes perfect sense but I've never heard its likeness #It has to do with the fact that in space a change in acceleration will change your course and not just your speed #Unless you are traveling in a perfectly straight line (and accelerate in the exact same direction)#Which you're not doing because you are not God #And in space only God can travel in perfectly straight lines #That's why Lucifer is called crooked #And twisted #And tortured #Etymological deep cuts #It's actually wild to my sensibilities just how many words for “evil” ultimately boil down to the idea of “turning”#It feels like there is a really deep insight into human history here #Oh also I goozled myself when I had Cherry ask about the power level of a radio transmission #I had to spend like half an hour studying this to make sure I came up with a plausible wattage #Fiction is a lot easier to write when it isn't verifiable 😐

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cannibalcaprine · 8 months

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

gonna go goozle some fuckin gons bro you wanna come?

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alias-milamber · 11 months

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Today I completed a Blades in the Dark campaign

Lessons learned:

Blades in the Dark isn't great for a short story-focused campaign

BitD works well for a single-session or a long campaign with the territory/growth rules it defines, less well for short campaigns

Even when I think I'm making a short campaign, it might last a year.

Full improvisation is fun, but if you don't take notes you'll goozle yourself.

"Your Theorycrafting about the nature of the plot is entirely correct" is a vicious Devil's Bargain

As is "I'm not going to tell you, but it gets you two dice"

Write a vague prophetic dream, and use the details later to make them pay attention when you need to.

You can build an entire year long arc on the stupid pun "the bad guy is called Carson. He wants to turn everyone into crabs"

"He wants the whole world in his claws, the shellfish bastard"

A shop full of monkeys-paw magical artifacts that you improvise on the fly is like catnip to players.

Keep a list of random threads you haven't looped back to. Don't bother to check them off, things can mean two things.

If in doubt, add more cultists.

If in doubt, venetian masks.

If in doubt, add an NPC's mirror-verse twin.

"Everyone gets nightmares about being shelled and covered in Mary-rose sauce."

Three handouts:

A Dream Of Seafood

(after a player has eaten of the sacred flesh, disguised as a prawn vol-au-vent)

The world is cold and wet, and you like it that way. The sandy floor below you, the stars above, as it has always been and will always be. In the distance you hear the song of the leviathans, cutting through the ocean water like bagpipes over a mountain hillside. The words mean nothing to you, their song as alien as yours would be to them.

You do not sing your song, sound isn't what you're made for. You are, you see, you feed, you eat.

You obey.

The sandy floor rises up below you in ribbons - you never even process the net that has caught you. Your life flashes before your eyes, hits this moment, and goes beyond into the future.

You see the world above the ocean briefly, before darkness. The smell of wood and others for a long time, and a long descent into clean water. The water scalds and burns, and the life life leaves you, without your presence going with it.

You haunt the flesh of yourself as your shell is peeled back from you. A bath of pink sauce and a bed of puff pastry. Music, and strange people.

A mouth, and darkness.

And despair.

A Dream Of Shellfishness

(The first character to atune to a sacred artifact)

Within your dream you awake. You are underwater, and this seems oppressive and terrifying until you realise that you're breathing the water without difficulty, and then it just seems oppressive and differently terrifying. You breathe in brine, it fills your lungs and then you breathe out again, and beyond your initial panic, a deeper worry sets in.

You are surrounded by stars, refracted by a perfectly clear sea. Above and below you, constellations unrecognised, twinkling gently in the pitch black night. A moving black patch above you can only be a leviathan, its gigantic form gliding through the pitch black sea like a bird of prey. Behind it, the keel of a hunting ship disrupts the surface with its infernal motorised screw engine spinning to try to keep up, but the monstrous creature swims away with no apparent concern. Around you is a barnacle encrusted cage, glowing runes engraved on a wooden frame that you somehow know cannot be broken, even by you.

That's no mean feat, you discover, as a sense of scale kicks in and your perspective shifts. You realise that you could hold that leviathan in the palm of your hand, should you be able to break the cage that surrounds you. You beat against the bars soundlessly, unheard and imperceptable.

A voice, a sound like the antithesis of music, and you see one of the glowing runes go dark on your prison.

Vengeance will be won.

The Crab God's Shanty

(To the tune of the work song from Les Mis)

We sit, we row. Fourty fathoms low. We sail, wind blow, Forty Fathoms Low.

We load cargo, Forty fathoms low, We lift, we stow, Forty fathoms low

The stars, they glow, Forty fathoms low, The tide will flow, Forty fathoms low.

The deep, plateau, Forty fathoms low We see, he know Forty fathoms low.

The undertow, Forty fathoms low, Will make us go, Forty fathoms low

He speaks, bestow, Forty fathoms low, We feed, he grows, Forty fathoms low.

Our life, forgo, Forty fathoms low, The world will know, Thirty fathoms low.

Give up, let go, Twenty fathoms low, He rise shadow, Now ten fathoms low.

He rises slow, Just five fathoms low, Yo ho, heave ho. Claws at your ship bow.

#blades in the dark #ghostlit detour

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marcusagrippa · 2 months

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Do they call you the goozler

im on my goozling shit every day. tbh

#asks #youcant do this to me

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bigmack2go · 2 months

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How tiktok is the reason i got into theatre except its not at all how you think it is

Okay tik tok. Tiktok right? Right. So tiktok shoed me this clip of toggos woozle goozle in like,,, what? 2017? And i literally just wanted to find that one episode bc i was really interested in that topic they were explaining (i dont even remember it anymore lmao) (yes i know this is the worst tiktok thing to fall for. Yes it still happened.) sonthere i was. No clue what episode it was. So naturally i skip through all of them to find the right one yes? I found myself get really invested in woozle goozle and even when i found the episode i kept watching cthrough that shit. NOW this is were i first hear about starlight starlight express. I have been to theatre and musicals before obviously and i liked it but i never really cared about it too much. But starlight express? Staight express was different. Starlight express just had smt of home to it. So for months on months i just yearned for this fucking show, buyed the soundtrack (i didnt know english at the time but i accidentally bought it in english so i bought it twice lmao), i tried finding bootlegs (but this stage is barely possible to get a bootleg), i buyed merch, i read all about it online. Then christmas came and WHAT?! I GET TO GO TO STARLIGHT EXPRESS?! OMFG?! So on april 18th the following year (yes i remember the date fuck u) i got to see the newest adaptation in bochum. I have never felt such chills in my entire life (and i gotta say i don’t think that i’m gonna, anytime soon). And so i first started obsessing with a musical. Now two years went by, i saw the lion king in london and loved it but tbh i didn’t obsess over it even near the amount i obsess over other stuff. Mind you it is now 2019 and i have adhd. I have never had a hyper fixation last this long. This is when i start to understand the world a bit more. I realise gay people…. Exist? I mean obv i knew they exist but where i was it was smt rly rly special and i never even considered it tbh. I search up what lgbtq+ means and my suggestions are now not only starlight express anymore but also gay shit (lmao who would’ve thought this is how i turn out) and algorithm was algorithm-ing and gave me: ✨Bi Electra✨. Now this is when i first even saw other sides/perspectives to the whole show (and generally, the concept of fandom) and i re-obsessed over this thing that i never even un-obsessed with(?). I got into some more musicals, saw sone bootlegs ykyk. Beetlejuice had a local production and i alsi went to see sister act, little shop if horrors and frozen on ice (this was the girst one i saw in English). 2020 came and with it: covid. I got into other fandoms thinking i cant go see musicals anyway. I have given up to find movies of musicals and i had no idea the bootlegs were a thing. I only ever tried to find snt that i know now is called a bootleg for stex and i didnt find anyghing so naturaly i never tried again lmao. With other fandoms coming along, i started to leave starlight express behind. And so tiktok cames back into play. Dream smp. I had no fucking clue what these people that i kept getting on my fy were. It took me a really depressing gnf fanart to finally give in and get into that fandom that pushed everything else of my for you page. That’s when maria Reynolds walked into my life (sorry i had to say this). You probably know how the whole L’Manberg arc started with hamilton being watchable. So i not only got into the dream smp (and let me tell you i was down bad for the dsmp) but even more into Hamilton. It was only about a year ago i started realising i was gay and then this actress is introduced to me and she is so fucking hot and i thought i was envying her but it turns out it was just me being really fucking gay-. I started translating it and you know the rest. Well basically what happened then was me realising that i love musicals. Ive seen a lot of musicals but that never really,,, conected(?) in my brain… ig. And there is went obsessing over musicals as a whole. I knew english at this point btw. In 2022 our local theatre opened again because it was mainly outdors so yeah yk.

I was falling into a major depression at the time shutting myself off since quarantine yk. So my mom forced me out of my room. And suprise suprise it was the best thing that could have happened to me. Little shop of horrors opened again wooo. Anyway so i tried to find more and more musicals also on tiktok and i saw newsies. I was avoiding it for a good three months but i don’t remember why and i know love it more than myself lmao. Anyway uk’sies became a thing and so newsies started trending and it was watched a lot more and so it showed up on my disney+. I went “oh fuck it let’s give it a try” and have never been the same lol.

Yeah and you know the rest.

So yes. When i say that the dream smp connects to newsies for me, that’s not a joke.

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lallyloo · 9 months

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#link neal #gmm #the goozle #gmm 2449 #my screencaps etc #link's clear frames

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100yearoldcomics · 2 years

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July 23, 1922 The Katzenjammer Kids by Harold Knerr

TOP PANEL [ID: The Kids are set adrift on an ice flow in some Arctic ocean. Fritz lights a campfire and warms his hands while Hans holds the reins of a polar bear he's managed to leash with a rope. The bear paddles to panel right. /end] Hans: Atta boy, Alexander! Ve soon get to Africa vare der climate iss more varmer!

MAIN COMIC [ID: The crew of Long John Silver's ship and the Katzenjammers look over the side of the ship into the waters. A lone polar bear floats by on an ice floe. John's sailors are lowered down in a lifeboat with a harpoon. /end] Captain: Chimminy! Dot boy vould make a dod-gasted fine rug for der parlor! Long John: The boys are gonna grab him! Fritz: Iss it a bolar bear? Hans: It looks more like a mockingboid!

[ID: The sailors hogtie the polar bear and bring it up on deck, where it lies dripping wet and furious. The rest of the crew admires the captive beast as the Kids walk off together, laughing and planning something. /end] Captain: Dot's vot I call dum-goozled good bizness! To-night, it gifs plum duff for eferyvun! Sailor: He wuz a tough customer! Long John: Tie him up below an' we'll skin him tomorrow! Bear: Gr-r-r-r!

[ID: Mama sits in her room below deck, happily sewing a patch into a handkerchief. The Kids sneak off behind her, dragging a polar bear skin rug behind them. /end] Mama: Iss you studying your jomography like I said it? Hans: Ve chust came in to get der book! Fritz: Ve vant to see if der South Polar iss vest or east uf der North Poler!

[ID: The polar bear seems to escape from below deck, scaring the wits out of Long John and the sailor currently manning the wheel. Look closely, though, and we can see the legs of the Kids underneath the bear's belly. /end] Bear: Gr-r-r-rump! Sailor: Jumpin' gee-whilikens! Long John: Holy mackerel!

[ID: The Kids reveal themselves under the bearskin rug. Long John laughs heartily while his crewmate perches warily atop the wheel. /end] Fritz: It's only us! Hans: Chust try it vunce on Der Captain und vatch him get a fit! Sailor: Well, I'll be jig-swiggled! Long John: Haw! Haw! Haw! That's a good 'un an' ye can lay to that!

[ID: The Kids help the steering sailor into the bearskin rug as Long John gleefully walks off. /end] Hans: Don't forget to say "Gr-r-r," ven he comes! Fritz: You should say it mit a Spinish accent! Sailor: It'll be a good 'un on old whiskers! Long John: I'll get the old boy on deck!

[ID: Long John leads Der Captain and der Inspector up on deck, where they're horrified to see what they think is a polar bear steering the ship. The Kids giggle as they run off in the background. /end] Bear: Gr-r-r-r-oo-oof! Captain: Hellup! Fetch quick der gun, Chon! Long John: Hee! Hee! Har!

[ID: The sailor, laughing, reveals himself. Der Captain and der Inspector give him the stink eye while John stifles giggles. /end] Sailor: Har! Har! Har! Just a little kiddin', Cap! Captain: Say! Did I maybe bring a ding-goozled, empty noodle joke-maker on der cruise? Stop it, or it gifs a punch in der jaw! Long John: The ol' boy's sore!

[ID: The Kids lean in through portholes in the side of the room where the real polar bear is tied up. Fritz chats with the growling bear as Hans cuts his leash with a knife. /end] Hans: Alexander, der vorld iss yours! Fritz: Tomorrow, maybe you vill be a rug! But to-day, if you iss smart, you iss better as a pair uf kinks! Bear: Gr-r-r-r-r!

[ID: John, der Inspector and der Captain sit around a card table, smoking cigars and playing cards. They turn around and glare at the polar bear as it stalks into the game room. /end] Long John: Cut that out an' get back on deck! Inspector: Iss ve playing Pinochle or chust hafing a conwention? Captain: Dod-rot my binnacles! Am I der Captain uf dis dum-foozled ship or ain'd it? Bear: Gr-r-r-r!

[ID: Der Captain takes the ashtray where his still-smoking cigar sits and hits the bear over the head with it. /end] Inspector: Cut ouid der conwersation und play cards! Captain: Vunce for all und all for vunce, cut ouid der monkey bizness und stay on der gum-svoggled deck!

[ID: Der Captain, badly bruised with some fresh growing lumps atop his head and his clothes torn to shreds, perches atop the mast of the ship, angrily glaring at the deck below. Seabirds sail through the sky on either side of him as the sun sets. /end] Sailor #1: All right, Cap! We got 'im! Sailor #2: You kin come down! He's tied up! Captain: Und NOW it gifs a moider!

#newspaper comics #vintage #history #1922 #the katzenjammer kids #harold knerr #transcript available #1920s #bear attack #polar bear #where the hell do the Katzenjammers live that they have to go through the Arctic Circle to get to Africa anyway?#seafarer #sailing

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Joshua Bishop (c) vs Jon Moxley- Cage of Death- MPW World Championship

As Bishop finished his walk to the cage, he reached behind him, pulling the Cage of Death door shut himself as he entered. Bishop’s eyes never left Mox, and the staredown was mutual, as soon as Sabotage hit, Mox’s eyes had locked on the entrance ramp, and hadn’t moved. Two parallel sides of the cage are made of steel chain link fencing and the two others are made of steel bars. Inside the cage, littered in a ring, and attached to cage walls are full of different weapons- barbed wire, panes of glass, chairs, kendo sticks, doors, ladders, light tubes, cacti, trash cans, pretty much anything that could be used to cause extreme pain and suffering on another human being, can be found inside this cage. There is a scaffold across the top of the cage and elevated barbed wire boards on the outside of the ring. Like many who have treaded this ground before them, there’s a good chance neither of these two men will walk out of this match the way they walked in.

The two men were practically nose to nose as Bishop unstrapped the MPW World Championship from around his waist, and handed it off to referee Tom Dunn, as Steve Guy began official introductions. Tom Dunn had to separate the two men so we could begin.

“Los Angeles, California, it is now time for your main event of the evening! People of the Kia Forum, and those watching on PPV….

ARE YOU READY FOR A FIGHT?!”

The reaction from this crowd here tonight tells us that yes, Steve Guy, they are! Lets do it!

“Your main event of Darkness Falls 3 is a Cage of Death match, scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit, contested under Atlas Rules, and it is for the MPW World Championship!”

There wasn’t a person in the Kia Forum who was currently seated, and the crowd was already at a near fever pitch.

“Introducing first, the challenger, standing in the corner to my left. He weighed in this morning at 229 pounds, fighting out of Cincinnati, Ohio, and representing the Blackpool Combat Club. He is the current IWGP World Champion, he is the Prevayor of Violence, The Death Rider, Jon Moxley!”

While the reaction is mostly boos, we’d have to estimate that about 20 percent of the fans here tonight were in favor of the challenger, Jon Moxley… But, the other 80 percent…

“And the opponent…”

A very loud, very vocal majority of the MPW Audience were already losing their shit as Bishop bounced up and down on the balls of his feet, chants of “Fuck ‘em up Bishop, fuck ‘em up!” perminating from around the arena…

“Standing in the corner to my right, he weighed in this morning at 237 pounds, and is accompanied to the ring by Maserati Wes Barkley. Fighting out of Rip City, and representing the Rip City Shooters, he is your MPW World Champion, Mr. Up for Anything, The Intense Icon, Joshua Bishop!”

Bishop took a step forward to flex and perhaps try to intimidate Mox, but all it earned him for his troubles was a spear, as Mox drove Bishop back through the pane of glass propped up against the corner! Steve Guy quickly evacuates the ring, as Tom Dunn calls for the bell, Cage of Death is underway, and we’re already going full throttle!

Bishop is driven through the glass, but he’s already fighting back to his feet, using the corner to hold himself up, a beastial roar emanating from the World Champion! Mox tries to charge him again, but Bishop goozles Mox around the throat, lifts him up, and sends Mox to the mat with a HUGE Chokeslam! He practically does it with one arm too, Bishop’s left arm, the one Mox has been targeting for weeks, is in a thick brace tonight, and we’re not sure how much use Bishop has of that arm!

Mox hits the mat, and is already back up to his feet, as Bishop squares up and starts swinging away at the challenger as if this were a boxing match, many a punch connecting, and Mox is dizzy on his feet! Bishop putting fists to Moxley’s jaw, but Mox shuts it down by dodging a left hook, and then grabbing Bishop’s left arm, trapping it in a standing arm bar, and putting even more torque on Bishop’s already bad arm! Bishop drops to a knee, his face twisted in agony. There’s a good chance we’ve never ever seen the MPW World Champion in this level of discomfort before. Even when Syn, Abigail, VENY, or Pandemonium had dragged him into deep water in a match, Bishop looked lively, like he was having fun no matter how intense the battle got. But just a couple moments into this one, and for the first time since Josh Bishop has arrived in MPW, he looks hurt.

Mox continues to wrench the arm, his gameplan tonight would be no secret. Rip Bishop’s bad arm apart until Bishop can’t fight anymore. Mox continues to wrench down, but Bishop suddenly drops his hips and uses his momentum to fling Mox across the ring with sort of an arm drag! Mox is quickly back to his feet, but as he gets up, Bishop charges and slams into Mox with a shoulder block with some much force that Mox almost goes flying backward, right into a pane of glass! Mox explodes through the glass!

Bishop picks Mox back up, and traps him in the corner, before laying into Mox with several stiff corner clotheslines, using his good arm! Bishop continues to beat down on Mox, before grabbing Mox by the throat again, and once again using his good arm to deliver an overhead choketoss suplex, right into the middle of the ring. Mox rolls back up to his knees after impact, and manages to drag himself back to his feet, before Bishop charges and BLASTS Mox with a Pump Kick! Bishop drops Mox, and drops into the cover!

1…2… Kickout!

Mox out after a quick two. Bishop pulls himself up to his knees, Bishop is met with a boot to the face from Mox, who then pulls himself up off his back and to his knees, to blast Bishop with a stiff forearm. Bishop answers back, and now these two are throwing everything they’ve got behind these massive forearms, trying to gain the advantage over the other one. Mox and Bishop go back and forth, battering each other with forearms, the two men having both made it back to their feet now, both men looking for an advantage over the other one. Mox interrupts the flow by catching Josh Bishop with a headbutt, causing Bishop to stumble, before Mox grabs a light tube, and smashes it over Josh Bishop’s head! Bishop drops to his knees, as Mox hits the ropes, and drives his knee into the side of Josh Bishop’s head with a stiff bicycle knee strike! Bishop drops down to his hands and knees now, as Mox grabs Bishop back to his feet, lifts him up, and drives him down onto the chair from earlier with a Re-Animator DDT! Bishop’s head is driven into the steel, as Mox rolls him over for the first cover of the match for the Death Rider.

1….2… Kickout!

Bishop is out at a quick two, but Mox is quick to nail him with another forearm. Josh Bishop rolls to the outside, with Mox following him the entire way, stomping on Bishop as Bishop tries to escape. Mox follows Bishop out there, and catches him with a couple of stiff right hands, before sending Bishop into the steel bars of the cage head first! Bishop crumples down to his knees, but Mox peppers him with a couple more right hands, before tossing him back into the ring. Mox tosses a chair in with him, but turns his back momentarily to Mox the fans, cupping his hand around his ear, before asking the Los Angeles crowd to get louder, mocking their support of the MPW World Champion, Josh Bishop. By now, Bishop in the ring had the chair, and was using it as a crutch to try and help himself back to his feet, and as Mox rolls back into the ring, Bishop throws the chair, connecting with Mox right on the dome! Mox doesn’t go down though, and rather than show any signs of fatigue, Mox flips Bishop off and drops him with another spear!

Mox rolls back to his feet, only for Bishop to spring right back to his behind Mox’s back! As Mox turns around, he’s met with a charging Josh Bishop, who knocks both Mox and himself over the top rope with a huge clothesline! Bishop is the first back to his feet, and he grabs Mox, holding him up against the cage to pepper him with a couple of stiff chops to the chest, turning Mox’s chest a beet red, before Bishop picks Mox up, hoists him over his shoulder, and Lawn Dart’s Mox head first into the steel bars of the Cage of Death! Mox drops to his knees, maybe unsure of where he currently is after that last maneuver, only for Bishop to line up and catch Mox with a boot right to the head! Bishop grabs Mox again, this time lifting him up and running with him, using Mox’s body as a battering ram and driving it right into the chain link side of the cage! Mox lets out a cry of agony as Bishop is once again going after those ribs. Bishop takes a few steps back before once again driving Mox right into the side of the cage, finally setting Mox go, allowing him to drop to the floor and rive in agony. Bishop then goes over and grabs one of the barbed wire boards that had been left in the cage, tossing the board into the ring, but not before ripping off a strand of barbed wire, and wrapping it around his own bare fist, getting some of barbs stuck in his own skin, but evidently not caring. Bishop goes back over to where Mox is laying, and grabs him by the hair, pulling Mox up to his knees, and laying into him with right hands, the barbed wire around Bishop’s fist opening up Mox for the first time in this match, and causing blood to start seeping down Mox’s face. Bishop takes the barbed wire off his hand, and instead wraps it around Mox’s forehead, pulling back on it, digging the barbs right into Mox’s head! Mox cries out in agony as more blood begins to pore down his face and into his eyes.

Mox eventually decides he’s had enough of this, as he starts catching Bishop in the kidneys with a series of back elbows, forcing Bishop off of him. Mox reaches up and grabs the kendo stick that had been stuck to the side of the cage and pulls it down, before turning and blasting Bishop in the gut with the kendo stick! Bishop hunches over from that shot, as Mox then brings the cane down again, blasting Bishop right in the head with it! Bishop is stunned, and Mox grabs the kendo stick around Bishop’s throat, before driving him back on the floor with a White Russian Leg Sweep! Bishop’s head is driven back into the mat, and the kendo stick is driven right into his throat!

Mox gets back to his feet and wipes the blood from his eyes. Mox rolls back into the ring and grabs a chair, setting it up, and waiting for Bishop to get up. As Bishop gets back to his feet, and Mox smirks before smacking Josh Bishop right on the bad arm with the steel chair! Josh Bishop drops to his knees, and lets out a howl of pain! Mox swings and connects with Josh Bishop’s arm with the chair AGAIN! Mox throws the chair away, before hooking Bishop’s arm, and driving his knee into Bishop’s shoulder! Mox then drops into a Fujiwara Armbar, and is wrenching away at the bad arm of Josh Bishop! Mox trying to get Bishop to tap, and if he doesn’t, Mox may rip this arm out of socket!

Bishop grits his teeth and tries to fight through it, but Mox has that arm locked up! There may not be much Bishop can do here! Bishop is practically bitting his own hand to try and force himself not to give up. Bishop punches the mat, before resorting to last resorts, digging his fingers into Mox’s eyes, forcing Mox to break the hold! Mox gets up, clutching at his eyes, trying to blink his vision back, as Bishop waits for him to turn around. Bishop then grabs Mox, and sends him off the ropes, before using just his one good arm to lift Mox, spin him around, and plant Mox with a HUGE Black Hole Slam! Bishop into the cover!

1….2… Kickout!

Mox out at two, but Bishop looks like he’s ready to end things here tonight! A shout of “EXIT 187, NO SURVIVORS!” signals that Bishop is all but ready to finish this, as he tries to lift Mox up for the Bishop Bomb, but Bishop’s arm gives out trying to do so! Bishop drops to his knees, clutching his arm, in an unbelievable amount of pain! Bishop can’t get Mox up for the Bishop Bomb!

Mox is quick to capitalize, hitting the ropes, and driving a Regal Knee right into the back of Josh Bishop’s head! Bishop is on dream street, as Mox hooks his arms, lifts him up, and plants Bishop with a Paradigm Shift! The champion spiked right on his head, Mox may have done it here! Cover! To win the MPW World Title!

1…..2…. KICKOUT!

Josh Bishop survives, and so does his championship reign for the time being! But with just one arm, how much longer can Bishop keep up the fight?!

Mox pulls himself up to his knees, and takes a moment to wipe some of the blood from his eyes, and to catch his breath. Mox then rolls out of the ring and starts digging around under it, looking to introduce even more plunder to this match. Mox finds a door, and tosses it into the ring, before finding another door and propping it up against the ring on the outside. Mox then slides back into the ring, and goes back over to grab Joshua Bishop, who was already starting to get back to his feet. Mox grabs Bishop by the hair, and pulls him up to his feet, before going to his the ropes, looking for another spear, but on the rebound he’s scooped up and spun around before being driven into the mat with a devastating Black Hole Slam! The impact practically bounces Mox’s entire body off the mat, and as he tries to get back to his feet, Josh Bishop wraps a hand around his throat, and tosses Mox overhead, and into the barbed wire board propped up in the corner with an Overhead Choketoss! Bishop drags Mox out of the wreckage of wooden board and barbed wire, and goes for the cover!

1….2…. Kickout!

Mox stays alive for the time being! Bishop wipes his eyes, trying to get some of the blood out of them. These two were already swinging for the fences on one another, looking for the big bombs to put the other man down. These two might be the two toughest, most destructive men to ever enter Cage of Death, and neither man would go down without a near death experience in this one. Josh Bishop got back to his feet, and lifted Mox back up by the throat, looking for another chokeslam, but as Bishop lifts Mox into the air, Mox catches Bishop on the way down, and drives him into the mat with a DDT! Bishop’s head is spiked right down into the mat!

Both men are down momentarily, but Mox manages to sit up first, and before crawling over to the ropes to help himself back to his feet. Mox goes back over to Bishop, and lifts him up onto his shoulders, before charging the corner, driving Bishop into the turnbuckles with a Death Valley Driver! Bishop rolls out of the corner and out onto the apron, his whole body being rattled by a move like that. Bishop rolls to the floor so that he can get his feet under him, as Mox follows him out there. Mox grabs Bishop by the hair and throws him back into the chain link of the cage, before peppering Bishop with a couple of chops to the chest, following it up with a stiff right hand, right to the jaw. Mox then grabs Bishop by the head, and slams him face first into the door he’d propped against the ring earlier. Bishop lays against the door and Mox shoves him off of it, before grabbing the other end of the door, and bridging it between the ring and a chair he found and set up. Mox watches as Bishop tries to climb up onto the apron, and follows him up there, before catching Bishop with a couple of hard shots to the face, and following it up with a headbutt. Bishop has to hang onto the ropes to prevent falling off the apron, which gives Mox enough room to trap Bishop’s head between his legs. The crowd is on their feet, knowing where this is going, before Mox drives Bishop down with a Piledriver!, driving Bishop’s head down onto the hardest part of the ring, before both men are sent tumbling down off the apron! Mox may have just scrambled Josh Bishop’s brains!

Mox and Bishop are both laying on the outside, Bishop not having moved since that devastating maneuver out on the apron. Mox manages to get back to his feet first, before grabbing Bishop again, stunning him with a headbutt, and laying Bishop on the door. That’s when Mox takes a walk around the outside of the ring, and eventually finds what he’d been looking for- a ladder. Mox drags the ladder back over to where he’d left Bishop laying on the door, and begins to set the ladder up. Cameras cut to members of the MPW audience all pulling out their phones as Mox begins to scale the ladder, getting almost all the way to the top, and turning around, looking at Joshua Bishop sprawled out on the door, before taking a leap, and crashing down on Joshua Bishop, putting the Atlas Champion through the door with an elbow drop from the top of the ladder! Holy shit! Both of these men might be broken completely in half after that one! Mox lays across Josh Bishop, looking to finish this one, to capture the World Title!

1….2… Kickout!

Bishop survives again! Holy shit! Just what was it going to take here tonight?!

Mox rolls off Bishop and simply lays on the mat for a couple moments. You’d think it be an easy task, fighting a man with just one arm, but Joshua Bishop, as we know, is no normal human being. It would take an act of god to keep Josh Bishop down tonight, and Mox better start praying quick. Two arms or just one, Joshua Bishop is only ever one big move away from ending a match. Mox gets back to his feet, and once again drags Josh Bishop up to his, looking for another Paradigm Shift, but Bishop manages to spin out of it, before surprising Mox with a headbutt, sending Mox stumbling backward. Bishop backs up into the corner, measuring Mox for a second, before charging Mox and BLASTING him with the Killshot! A move borrowed from his tag partner Blade, and one that doesn’t require the use of his left arm at all! Bishop borrowing a move from his close friend and Rip City compatriot here tonight!

And he isn’t done borrowing from his fellow Rip City Shooters either, as Bishop picks Mox up, drags him over to the pile of chairs in the ring, and drops Mox face first with The Stroke! Shades of Maserati Wes Barkley, yes sir! Mox gets planted face first, and Bishop hooks the leg, Bishop using the ENTIRE Rip City Shooters arsenal tonight to retain the title!

1….2… KICKOUT!

While Bishop may know the moves, he’s not the master of them like his partners are. A Killshot & Stroke combo from Blade & Wes may have done it there, but the moves aren’t as lethal in Bishop’s hands. Still, that was close, and it may be the opening Josh Bishop needs to get back into this matchup. Bishop gets back to his feet, and adjusts his arm brace, wiping some of the blood from his face, and picking up Moxley, before just shitcanning Moxley to the outside of the ring, following him out there a moment later.

As Moxley gets back to his feet he’s grabbed by Bishop again, who nails him with a couple of stiff right hands, before trapping Moxley against the metal bars of the Cage of Death and once again resuming the biting! We knew Bishop wasn’t exactly right in the head, but he was practically making a meal out of Moxley’s bloody forehead out here tonight! Did he not eat before this match or something?! The blood gushing from Moxley’s forehead was getting worse at this point, as Bishop lets Moxley go, and just lets the challenger drop to the floor. Bishop goes so far as to take the blood of Jon Moxley, leaking from his mouth, and wipe it all across his face and down his chest, Bishop painting himself in the blood of his opponent here tonight.

Bishop drags Moxley back up to his feet again, and once again proceeds to start biting the the challenger’s forehead, Bishop like a vampire out here tonight or something. Bishop looks like he’s savoring the taste of Moxley’s blood. He picks the champ back up before driving Moxley’s back into the steel guardrail, once again causing Moxley to collapse down to his knees. It would be hard to recall a time we ever saw Jon Moxley in as dire straits as these, the MPW World Champion was absolutely just picking him apart finally. Bishop was starting to get into his grove, and one had to wonder just how much Jon Moxley had left tonight.

Bishop lifts Moxley back up, and lifts him and carries him, using Moxley like a battering ram and driving him right into the steel ringpost! Moxley collapses to the floor, clutching his back, as Bishop tosses him back into the ring, before sliding in himself. Bishop holds his arm up, once again, calling for the chokeslam, one of the few moves Bishop seems able to reliably pull off with just one arm here this evening. Mox seems to have it scouted by now, though, as Bishop goozles him, Mox peppers him with a couple of right hands, blocking the chokeslam. Bishop shoves Mox back into the ropes, but before Bishop can do anything, Mox takes his head off with a King Kong Lariat! Bishop goes down, and Mox falls into the cover!

1….2… Kickout!

Bishop kicks out, but as he does, Mox takes the opportunity to go right back to the armbar! For the second time in this one, Mox has the Fujiwara Armbar on Josh Bishop, trying to destroy whatever is left of that left arm! Bishop once again in unfathomable agony, and it actually looks like Josh Bishop is considering tapping out here! It would be the first time in his MPW career he’s done so, maybe the first time Bishop has ever done so! Mox continues to wrench on the hold, trying to rip Bishop’s arm out of socket, as Josh tries to crawl to the ropes. A rope break does nothing here in this match, but maybe Bishop can use the ropes to try and pull himself out of the ring and to safety. That is, before Mox transitions the hold, releasing the Fujiwara Armbar, and locking in the Bulldog Choke! Now Mox doesn’t need Bishop to tap, he can just choke Josh’s lights out, and that’s exactly what he might do here! Mox continues to synch in the choke, and Josh Bishop is fading fast! Josh goes unresponsive, and referee Tom has to check the arm!

Tom raises Bishop’s arm, and right before it drops, Bishop shows a sign of life, and Tom waves off the time keeper. Mox continues to try and wrench the hold, but Bishop starts to fight back to his feet, managing to get one foot underneath himself, and pull himself up to a knee. Mox continues to wrench the hold, but Bishop is back up now, before lifting Mox up, and depositing him onto the pile of chairs with a back suplex! Breaking the hold, Mox hits hard, and Bishop drapes an arm over him for the cover, to retain!

1….2… Kickout!

If Bishop had gotten a proper cover in there, that may have been it. Alas, only 2, and the match continues. Bishop pulls himself up to a knee, and manages to stumble into the corner, falling into a seat in the corner. Bishop watches as Mox starts to sit up as well, and the two lock eyes, before… they begin to laugh? Josh Bishop and Jon Moxley are… laughing at each other?

Whether it be delirium, or we’re seeing just how deeply insane both of these violent psychopaths are, Josh Bishop and Jon Moxley are sharing a laugh at the moment. Both men then pull themselves up, back to their feet, before they begin to swing on one another. Back and forth, these behemoths trade massive forearm shots, neither man backing down or giving the other an inch. Back and forth the forearms come, each answered by an even more brutal forearm, until Mox goes the dishonorable route and rakes Josh Bishop’s eyes! Bishop is blinded momentarily, and Mox tries to hook his arms for the Paradigm shift again, but Bishop spins out of it, and clobbers Mox with a big forearm to the jaw. Mox staggers back, but throws a lariat at Josh, that Josh ducks and charges the ropes, before Josh, astonishingly, leaps up onto the second rope and springs back, catching Moxley with a Law of Return, shades of another one of Josh Bishop’s allies, Pandemonium! Bishop catches Mox with an, albeit sloppier version of the springboard stunner Pandemonium employs, but it works all the same, sending Mox flying backward after being stunned! Mox rolls backward and up onto his knees, and Bishop hits the ropes, before diving forward and driving his forearm into the back of Jon Moxley’s head! The knockout blow Josh Bishop has employed to take out several an opponent in the past, may have just knocked out Jon Moxley! Cover!

1…..2… KICKOUT!

Mox out at two again! Just what the hell was it going to take tonight to beat Jon Moxley?! Josh thinks quickly, though, grabbing a chair, and setting it up in the middle of the ring, before grabbing Jon Moxley, and laying Moxley across the seat of the chair. Bishop then does something we rarely see out of the Intense Icon, Joshua Bishop is headed up to the top rope! Bishop sets his feet, and measures Mox, who isn’t moving, before Bishop leaps off, leading with the arm in that heavy metal brace, driving his forearm down onto the back of Moxley’s head, crushing it against the chair! The chair crumples under the impact, and Bishop kicks it away, rolling Moxley over, hooking both legs!

1…..2….3!

“Here is your winner, and STILL MPW World Champion, Joshua Bishop!”

Bishop does it! Somehow, with just one arm, Joshua Bishop knocks off Jon Moxley, and keeps the MPW World Championship around his waist! What a gutsy fight by the champion, despite everything in his way, Josh Bishop is still at the top of the mountain here in MPW!

The cage door opens up, and Maserati Wes Barkley & Blade, his Rip City compatriots, join Bishop in the cage and help him to stand, Wes holding the MPW World Championship, presenting it to the champion & his best friend.

Jon Moxley used every trick in the book, and tried to dismantle Bishop physically, but the fight, the heart of the MPW World Champion pulled him through tonight. And if there was any doubt that Josh Bishop was the baddest man in the MPW locker room, he erased those doubts tonight!

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CORE Pro presents The Co-Op 2023 Jeff Jarrett's Spring Breakers 03/31/23 Pico Union Project - Los Angeles, California Attendance: 500+ Super No Vacancy

Match #1

Fallah Bahh, KM, and Pat Buck vs. The Design (Deaner, Angels, and Kon) - The mighty Kon positioned Pat Buck on his shoulders as Deaner and Angels came off the top rope for a double doomsday device. Winners: The Design

Match #2

The Toy Boyz (Matt Cardona and Brian Myers) vs. The Bollywood Boyz (Gurv Sihra and Harv Sihra) - Gurv Sihra went for a superplex on Matt Cardona, but Cardona pushed him off and Gurv landed face first on the mat. Brian Myers with a clothesline on Gurv followed by the Radio Silence off the second rope from Cardona and the three count. Winners: The Toy Boyz

Match #3

The Butcher, The Blade, and The Bunny vs. Nick Aldis, Chris Adonis, and Jordynne Grace (with Mickie James) - Chris Adonis with a spinebuster on The Butcher and Nick Aldis went to apply the Texas Cloverleaf but it was broken up by The Blade. The Blade suplexed Aldis into a powerbomb from The Butcher who stacked Aldis up for the three count. Winners: The Butcher, The Blade, and The Bunny

Match #4

Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, and Satnam Singh vs. Time Machine (Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, and KUSHIDA) - KUSHIDA applied the hoverboard lock to Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt brandished his pencil and tried to make the save, but a superkick from Shelley combined with an enzuigiri from Sabin took him out. Satnam Singh entered the ring with a double chokeslam on Shelley and Sabin. KUSHIDA wrenched away at the hoverboard lock, but Satnam Singh goozled KUSHIDA and lifted up both KUSHIDA and Jay Lethal and chokeslammed KUSHIDA with Lethal landing on top and getting the pinfall. Winners: Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, and Satnam Singh

- In light of recent controversies and previous allegations against various pro-wrestling ring announcers, CORE’s new AI generated pro-wrestling ring announcer named Good Time Charlie made their debut. Good Time Charlie explained the rules of the Gauntlet For The Global Force Gold which included ninety second intervals and the last two competitors will immediately face off in a singles match that will be contested under traditional pro-wrestling rules.

Match #5 Gauntlet For The Global Force Gold Battle Royal - Winner Receives 100 Karatbars of Global Force Gold!

The man who drew number one...

Mike Jackson

The man who drew number two...

Mike Jackson

- Mike Jackson had Mike Jackson in trouble, but Mike Jackson wrapped his legs around the second rope and blocked an early elimination.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Alexander Hammerstone

- Hammerstone entered the ring and looked absolutely dominant, making fast work of eliminating both Mike Jacksons. Mike Jackson has been eliminated. Mike Jackson has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Lucky Ali

- While a very promising young wrestler, Lucky Ali ran into a buzzsaw here and was soon sent flying over the top rope by Hammerstone. Is there anyone that can stop Alexander Hammerstone? Lucky Ali has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

LA Park

- LA Park cracked a steel chair over Hammerstone's head and peppered him with rights and lefts. LA Park whacked Hammerstone a few more times with the chair before tossing him over the top rope. Alexander Hammerstone has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Jacob Fatu

- Fatu and Park went back and forth with some hard hitting attacks especially once Fatu got the chair away from Park.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Juicy Finau

- Juicy and Fatu worked over Park together. A superkick from Fatu had Park teetering over the top rope, but he managed to stay in the ring for now.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Shigehiro Irie

- Irie got the better of Jacob Fatu in a strike exchange until Juicy Finau attacked Irie from behind. The two turned their attention to Irie and LA Park recovered in the corner.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Kidd Bandit

- Bandit tried to come to Irie's aid, but instead found the tandem attack of Finau and Fatu turned in their direction. Irie tried to dump Park to the outside as Finau and Fatu toyed with Bandit.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Buff Bagwell

- Kidd Bandit thought their savior had arrived, embracing Buff Bagwell and thanking Buff for all the support and advice he gave online. A very confused Buff Bagwell who clearly had no idea who Kidd Bandit is shrugged and kicked Bandit in the stomach and climbed to the second rope and hit the Blockbuster before tossing Bandit over the top rope and to the floor. Kidd Bandit has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Ricky Stoner

- One half of the Stoner Brothers and former NXT prospect Ricky Stoner squared off with Shigehiro Irie, who quickly got the better of him. Meanwhile Fatu and Finau stomped away at LA Park while Buff Bagwell flexed.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Scotty Stoner

- The other half of the Stoner Brothers and also a former NXT prospect Scotty Stoner joined the fray and went to town on Irie with his brother.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Scott Steiner

- Big Poppa Pump seemed less than amused by the Stoner Brothers and after dropping both of them on their skulls with Steiner Screwdrivers, Ricky and Scotty Stoner both jumped over the top rope and eliminated themselves. Ricky Stoner has been eliminated. Scotty Stoner has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Act Yasukawa

- An inspiring story of overcoming obstacles, Act Yasukawa returned from wrestling after years away following a brutal beating and made the trip over for Mania Weekend. Yasukawa and Irie worked together to eliminate Buff Bagwell. Buff Bagwell has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Athena

- Athena went right after Act Yasukawa, pummeling her face with forearm strikes and stomps. Athena picked Yasukawa up for a suplex and chucked her over the top rope to the floor. LA Park seemed impressed by Athena's vicious streak and the two worked together to battle Fatu and Juicy Finau. Act Yasukawa has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

JTG

- JTG brings a lot of Mania Weekend battle royal experience to the match as the winner of Faye Jackson’s 2021 Grey Sweatpants Battle Royal presented by Allie Kat’s Real Hot Girl Shit. JTG and Irie worked together to nearly eliminate Scott Steiner, but Steiner was able to stay alive.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Slapnuts

- A mysterious masked man by the name of Slapnuts entered the match and quickly made an impact. He first helped Irie and JTG eliminate Scott Steiner before dumping Irie out of the match too. Meanwhile, realizing Fatu and Finau were getting the better of things, Athena turned on LA Park and tossed him over the top and kept her distance from Fatu and Finau. Scott Steiner has been eliminated. Shigehiro Irie has been eliminated. LA Park has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Cheerleader Melissa

- The CORE original made a surprise in-ring appearance and was immediately attacked from behind by Athena. Athena may have underestimated Melissa when she slipped behind Athena on a suplex attempt and dropkicked her in the back sending Athena over the top and to the outside. Athena has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Chris Brookes

- Brookes and Slapnuts worked together to clear out the ring, dumping JTG and Cheerleader Melissa in no time. Juicy Finau charged at Brookes, but Brookes pulled down the top rope as Slapnuts pushed Finau from behind and tumbling out of the ring. JTG has been eliminated. Cheerleader Melissa has been eliminated. Juicy Finau has been eliminated.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Your final entrant...

The Springbreaker

- Another mysterious masked wrestler entered the Gauntlet, but Chris Brookes was more focused on Jacob Fatu and encouraged Slapnuts to help him eliminate Fatu, but as soon as Brookes started to lead the way Slapnuts grabbed him from behind and tossed Brookes over the top rope. Fatu floored The Springbreaker with a superkick, but getting off balance on one leg gave Slapnuts an opening and he muscles Fatu to the floor. Chris Brookes has been eliminated. Jacob Fatu has been eliminated.

Final Two: Slapnuts and The Springbreaker

- Before a referee could enter the ring for the Gauntlet Final, Slapnuts ripped off The Springbreaker's balaclava to reveal Allie Katch. Clearly amused at her identity, Slapnuts removed his own mask to reveal Shane Haste.

Match #6 Gauntlet For The Global Force Gold Final - Winner Receives 100 Karatbars of Global Force Gold!

"Slapnuts" Shane Haste vs. Allie Katch - Shane Haste seemed to be delighting in inflicting pain on Allie Katch. Haste brought Allie to the apron, lifted her into fireman's carry position, and then chokeslammed her from the apron to the floor. As Haste went back into the ring, he didn't see actor Paul Walter Hauser appear in the crowd and pass Allie his 2023 Critics' Choice Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Movie or Mini-series. Allie pulled herself up to the apron, but when Haste moved in for the kill she cracked him over the head with the Critics' Choice Award. Allie got the stunned Haste up for a piledriver and made the cover to win the Gauntlet For The Global Force Gold! Winner: Allie Katch

- As the bell rung, Jeff Jarrett was already in the ring. Jarrett got on the microphone and congratulated Allie, who was still quite out of it and could only get up to her knees, and said he respected her tenacity and wanted to hand deliver her 1000 Karatbars of Global Force Gold. Jarrett said he's not sure if Allie looked up the exchange rate, but that those 1000 Karatbars are currently worth somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.7 cents. Jarrett said he was feeling generous tonight and will happily round that up to an even three cents and smashed a guitar of Allie's head. Jarrett placed a penny over each of Allie's eyes and one in the middle of her forehead. Jarrett then called out Effy for their main event re-match right now.

Match #7 Jarrett vs. Effy II

Jeff Jarrett vs. Effy - Jarrett and Effy brawled through the Pico Union Project and back into the ring where Effy appeared to have the upper hand. Effy hit the TKO on Jarrett and then locked in his camel clutch style dragon sleeper. Jarrett fought for the ropes but was trapped in the center of the ring. Effy would finally have his revenge, that is if Sonjay Dutt hadn't passed his pencil to Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett didn't stab it into the thigh of Effy. Now free, Jarrett smashed a guitar over Effy's head and gave him The Stroke with the guitar still around Effy's head...but Effy kicked out at two! Jarrett laid another guitar in the middle of the ring and gave Effy The Stroke face first into the guitar, which shattered on impact, and made the cover and got the three count. Winner: Jeff Jarrett

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