Philza posted on his instagram story!

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A short video of Gus, an Orange tabby cat getting some bombastic scritches from Phil while purring very loudly and scratching one of his hind legs in the air. Occasionally Phil can be heard laughing quietly at Gus’s reaction to scritches. The on-screen caption reads “late night visit from Gus :)”.

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Charlie posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a twitter reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle. It reads “ok so I maybe didn't realize the final video would be this calm when I recorded my lines”. Attached is a clip from the QSMP trailer with Charlie speaking over it, transcribed as follows:

Charlie (speaking normally): Okay… Quackity what’s up, I’m just gonna give you these, uh, I guess in a few different, uhhh, inflections and tones and just tell me what. you. like.

Charlie (sounding desperate and scared): I just keep wondering why they’re putting us in different trains! (Screaming) IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE! Como se dice “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” EN ESPAÑOL? DONDE ESTA? LA BIBLIOTECA! [Last part is nearly unintelligible due to being screamed and is cut off abruptly.]

[Translation Note: “Como se dice […] en español” means “how do you say […] in spanish”. “Donde esta le biblioteca” means “where is the library?”]

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Fit saluted a Techno shrine on his stream today! o7

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*Fit is walking along the top of the potato wall on QSMP with Ramon and walks up to a small building on one side.*

Fit: Alright, but- what’s this?

*Fit zooms into a pink sign next to an armour stand with a golden crown, some potato crates and some bells. The sign reads “In honor of Technoblade. A great friend, son, and person.” Fit silently salutes and takes a swig of a bottle of kombucha after toasting it towards the screen irl. He then turns away in game and continues walking along the wall.*

Fit (to Ramon): Alright, let’s move.

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August 7, 1922 Everett True by A.D. Condo

[ID: Everett stands grumpily on the front porch of a neighbor's house, holding up a small white cat. /end] Everett: I see you folks are back from your two weeks' vacation. Here's your cat you left wandering around the neighborhood to half starve.

[ID: Everett sets the cat down, who begins rubbing herself against Everett's legs. The neighbor happily bends down to look. /end] Neighbor: Why, she seems well nourished at that, Mr. True.

[ID: Everett takes the man's head and slams it to the ground. His cat jumps away. /end] Everett: Yes, in the two weeks, she has eaten nine dollars' worth of cream, meat and fish that I ordered for her and had charged to your accounts!!! [INFLATION GUIDE: In 2022 dollars, that's a grocery bill of about $160. /end]

Decluttering OCD Flag

Decluttering disorder is when one's obsessions center on throwing items, or clutter, away, characterized by excessive desire to discard objects or getting rid of them. Can be considered the polar opposite of Hoarding OCD. Also called obsessive compulsive spartanism.

Based on OCD flags designed by @variant-archive.

[transcript: 1st flag in 2-2-1-1-1-2-2 stripe format and 2nd flag with 9 equally sized stripes, both respectively colored with pale gray, light blue, black, pale grey, black, light blue, and pale gray. end transcript]

Nice night tonight isn’t? (Transcript in undercut)

Transcript begins: Etho's character is standing on a balcony, a duck walks onto the balcony looking at etho and stands across from him, then the duck looks off to the woods in front of it. Etho briefly glances at the door the duck came from then while looking off towards the woods says:

Etho: nice night tonight isn't it?

Green subtitles fade in above his hot bar saying the same remark and quickly fades away.

Both Etho and the duck look away from the woods and stare at each other for the rest of the clip. /END ID

From Tommy’s new video!

Philza posted in his instagram story! Gus content!!!!!

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A video of Gus, an orange cat with a white belly and paws, laying on his side on the floor. He’s absolutely blissed out and scratching at the air with a hind leg ad he’s getting chin neck scritches from Phil, of whom only his hand and a bit of one foot is visible.

The on-screen caption reads “Another late night visit from Gus (our neighbors cat) :D”.

Gus: *incredibly loud purring.*

Phil (in a high pitched whispered voice): Oh, so cute!!

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Kristin posted on her instagram story! Dribbles content!!!

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A video of Phil and Kristin petting a long haired orange and white cat, who is incredibly enthusiastic about being pet.

The on-screen caption reads “Neighbourhood cat #2 We call him Dwibbles because he gets the dribbles when we give pets”.

Kristin (in an adoring voice): Hi!

Dribbles (walking between Phil and Kristin for pets): *loud purring.*

Phil: *wheeze laughs* look at the way his head just gets, like, squished. *pets over the cat’s face in a way that pulls his forehead back.*

Dribbles: *purrs louder.*

Phil (baby speak voice): Aww yes or no? Or each of them?

*Dribbles flops over onto his side for better scritches.*

Phil and Kristin: Oh!!

Phil: Big Flop! Mhm. Yes!

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Philza posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA. It reads “That was Fucking INCREDIBLE #LovejoyFirstGig 💜💜”. Attached is a video of Phil and Tommy jamming out at the Lovejoy gig to the band playing “No Cause For Concern”.

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Bad news for the new Hardcore Season 4 merch line!

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*Phil is playing Minecraft on QSMP, building out a room underground.*

Phil: Oh, *huffed laughter* by the way chat, uh, merch currently delayed. Um *laughing breath* for insane reason, um. *laughs* Dunno if you heard- dunno- dunno if you heard but, uh, the people that run Represent, the company that did my merch, is cameo.com. Um, they just, like- fuckin’- like a few days ago just like-

Phil (up close on his mic for emphasis to indicate that he’s speaking as Cameo.com now): Um, yeah, Represent? We’re just gonna stop. Represent stops now.

Phil (speaking at a normal mic distance again): And, like, everyone working at it just got laid off, essentially. So… *Phil shrugs* we were having some designs worked on and they’re pretty fucking cool and I have them in my other room but they currently are just in limbo at the minute. Pfff *laughs.* Yeah cameo.com shut down represent.com which is the- my merch people. They just went *blows raspberry.* They bought them and, like, a year or two later went *blows another raspberry* and gone. So oof. Oof. Nevermind. But! Potential good news! The artist and the representative that I talk- that I talked to about merch are potentially trying to work something out that I can still get these designs. Maybe. *Phil slightly slams his keyboard for emphasis during the last 2 sentences.* Maybe? I don’t know. I don’t know. I really like these designs. But we’ll see, I have no idea. If I have to start from scratch then we have to start from scratch, that’s just it, ya know? Bom bom bom *places blocks in game* We’ll see how things go. Boosh boosh boosh *more block placing.* So yeah, uh, the plan was to have it come out, you know, pretty soon, either this month or next month and that’s just not a plan- that’s just can’t- that can’t happen anymore.

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A clip of the Technoblade mention from Minecraft Live!

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Minecraft Live Pre-Event Moderator: We’re going to take a look back at the past year of Minecraft. Of course no look-back would be complete without taking time to remember Technoblade and YouTube is preparing a wonderful tribute video to remember him. Technoblade never dies.

*Transition to a trailer for said tribute video.*

Text on screen: On Oct 28, 2013 a Minecraft Channel was created. Youtube.com/Technoblade

*Under the text it shows a Minecraft thunderstorm and a stylized depiction of someone subscribing to Techno’s channel and ringing the notification bell.*

*An amalgamation of different clips from Techno’s video and streams as well as some fanart plays with an assortment of audio from different videos and streams. Dramatic music also plays over all of this.*

Techno: Don’t mind me, just obliterating this poor player.

Junky Janker: Dude, Technoblade!!! Run!!!

Skeppy: How are you so good?

Techno: One more!

A male voice: That was incredible.

Techno: Technoblade never dies.

Text on screen: YouTube will celebrate a gaming legend October 28, 2022. YouTube Gaming. Watch. Subscribe.

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Phil recorded a message for Tallulah Updates on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Tallulah Updates !!🥚 @/TallulahSootUps. It reads “A message from @Ph1LzA!! -⭐️”.

Attached is a video of Phil and one of the Tallulah Updates admins with Jack Manifold in the background. Phil says “Hello! Tallulah Updates, hello Tallu- Tallulah Updates. Tallulah played Chayanne the other day and thought I didn’t realise. But I did!” The admin with him him is giggling throughout the video and saying “Yeah!” at Phil greeting the update account.

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Phil confirmed that there’s new Hardcore Season 4 themed merch coming!

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*Phil makes various noises along to the song that is playing while hopping around his house to sort through chests.*

Bunnygoezhop’s resub’s tts: Hi Phil, I have a funky little question about a possible merch idea a few of us have thunk of. Would you ever consider going pins of like, certain emotes or small designs of projects? Like an ender dragon skull/nethervoid crystal/dripleaf etc?

Phil: Gonna leak some shit! I’m gonna leak some shit, here it comes!

Bunnygoezhop (cont.): Or like keyrings possibly? Like a smaller piece of merch fr.

Phil: Here it comes!

Bunnygoezhop (cont.): I didn’t know what to say for my resub, so I thought I’d ask lmfao.

Phil: Hardcore Collection.

Bunnygoezhop (cont.): Also looking at cameras for the holidays. Help, why so expensive? catKISS PEGS.

*Phil goes through the nether portal in his house and stands dramatically on the nether roof.*

Phil (leaving dramatic pauses before revealing each merch theme): Flowerfall design. Battle for Endlantis design. That’s all I’m saying! Uhhh doo doo doo doo doo, where am I going.

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Tommy talked about Techno in his recent alt stream! Here's a clip!

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Tommy: Technoblade is the only other person I'm still awkward about to this day. Because I get it with Wilbur and I get it with Phil but whenever I'm in a call with Technoblade I'm like- *He breathes heavily.* It's Technoblade, it's just Technoblade, it's Technoblade. When I was on the plane home I downloaded all 3 of the potato wars and watched all 45 minutes of them on the- on 360p on my phone, 'cuz I'm like "Guys, it's Technoblade".

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Phil replied to Twitch on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Twitch UK & Ireland @/TwitchUKI with a reply by Philza Minecraft @/Ph1LzA.

Twitch’s tweet reads “It’s been a month @/Minecraft, つ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Sniffer PLZ”. Attached is a square video of Phil reacting to Minecraft Live with happy whistling music overlaid.

Phil: “It’s the sniffer. It’s the sniffer! It has to be the dino!”

Agnes (turning over the result card that reads Sniffer): “The sniffer!”

Phil (screaming and jumping up from his chair to flex): “YES!!! YES!!!!!!”

It then transitions to a Twitch themed Minecraft Sniffer fancam with the cheerful whistling music becoming more prominent to drown out Phil’s victory screams.

Phil’s reply reads “why is this edit so funny lmao”.

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