Mildly spooky story time.
I’ve been working as a cleaner at a big store after closing hours for a few months. An older woman is always the last person to go home so I usually run into her shortly before she leaves. She’s very nice and we have a shared “fuck the boss” attitude so I don’t mind her hanging around.
One day she waved me over to the customer entrance and said “My boss asked me to show you how you close the inner door” Confused I told her I already knew. I always start my shift opening it and close it as soon as I’ve cleaned the entrance (Before you worry, I only open the inner door, not the door to the street so nobody can get in unless they break the glass) “Weird. He said it’s often open after you leave” I told her they could check the cameras if they wanted proof that I close it.
The next time we met she popped her head into the room I was cleaning and asked “I was told to ask you if you had someone help you with the cleaning last week?” No. I was here alone. “Okay. It’s just…the business across the street said they saw a very tall man in here after closing hours” A tall man? “Yeah, they saw him cleaning the entrance” What did he look like? “They said he had a dark t-shirt on, short dark hair and big headphones”
Now, as an intersex woman with short hair I’m sometimes confused for a man especially when I’m wearing gender neutral clothes (we literally wear the exact same work uniform at my job. There’s no male or female cut) and especially when people see me from a distance, and the description fit me so I asked if maybe they had seen me? “Yeah, that’s probably it. The keypad log only shows you entering and leaving and the motion sensor never went off which is why we were confused. Have a nice day”
We smiled, confident that we had solved the mystery and I heard her lock the employee door as she left. I went back to work and thought
I’m not tall
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ohhhhh my SPOP folders look so neat and organized now 🥰
i hate to break it to yall but she-ra is not eight feet tall and she is not even seven feet tall like i've sometimes said because dreamworks measured every single character against adora and she-ra internally on their ref sheets and scorpia & she-ra are basically the same height
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It's weird to think I've wanted to make fanart for this series for like two or three years now because it really dosn't feel like its been that long but hey, I got there eventually even if it is just a polished sketch.
These are my interpretions of @crinklytinfoil 's characters from their fic 'The Crewmate Who Knew TOO Much' which has been just the most wild of rides, I love it.
I was also gonna draw Johnny since it seems like he's not dead yet but honetly this took way longer than I thought and Purple's stupid face made me want to delete this more than once so he didn't make the cut.
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How can a body this small cause such great pain, you can see it in my hand if nowhere else lol
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What is the wildest piece of trivia from the game you know?
Coming from a wiki editor, I'm a behind the scenes historian. Some few examples include:
The fact the key promotional artist was semi-viral in the Spanish JoJo community.
The fact Jacksepticeye played a prior project from Genow (Robin is the game in question).
The fact Maki was the first character created in general.
The cut cutscenes between Vanessa & Hoaxe.
Being indirectly responsible for leaking new info about the game because I copied & pasted something from the discord server.
And the funniest one.
Genow accidentally liking a NSFW artist's SFW Kabbu fanart and being unaware on the content that person draws.
bold of you to assume i know any cool trivia that i didn't learn from the wiki lmao. EVERYTHING you just said is new information to me
like, some background lore i know is the "you shouldnt be able to use the compass in the beehive" argument, leif used to a lady named cerise, some of the characters came from an earlier version where the game was about sea creatures instead of bugs.
but yeah most of the trivia i know is throw away lines from having team snakemouth chit chat/talk to npcs that mean absolutely nothing to the overall game but mean everything to me <3
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One of the things I was especially fond of this week was that when Patty was picking glass out of Allison’s hair she said “where’s Sam? Why’d he let you do that?” And Allison goes “oh Sam’s fine :)” like babygirl that is not what she asked and not want she wants to hear. Patty’s like that man had better be dead or dying to let you walk two miles after a car accident. Of course you and I know that Sam in no way “let”Allison do anything—I’m sure the second she wriggled out of the car she babbled some barely comprehensible version of her Kevin and Jenn explanation and then just took off. Poor Sam was probably in the ambulance wondering if she was dead in a ditch. The real question is how she got that jacket off herself, the woman is pure grit.
And here’s a matinee for ya: I was like “what is this gay-sounding song Patty has on” during the tooth pulling scene and I was not disappointed. It’s “Someone Tell the Boys” by Samia, home to such lyrics as the refrain “Will someone tell the boys they’re not important anymore?” and “And I wish God made me gay” (x2).
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Kauze 120cm and Hunter
Send 📏 (or "height") + the height of your muse to compare with mine
She was originally supposed to find a way to insult the kid about it, though she stops herself quickly upon realizing a certain gap in her knowledge.
“How tall are kids your age supposed to be…? Is this a good sign for you or not?”
She puts a hand on her chin. “I’m pretty sure I was taller than you when I was your age. Or was I…?”
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I love it when the shot shows us just how tall Paraietta is compared to the other girls. Truly, the people's senpai.
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currently cleaning out our fridge that's older than me so we can replace it
and im crying over the passage of time
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sometimes I feel like I went to elementary school in like the 1970s in comparison to my 10 years ish younger cousins 😹
since I didn’t eat pork I very often got special food since pork was the most common meat they’d serve at school, which meant I always got my food last and I couldn’t ask for the school kitchen staff to give me less (they hardly ever did that when people asked to, though). the most common replacement was soy sausages which are absolutely gross imo and I still can’t eat them, and bc I got my food last teachers kept a hawk eye on me to make sure I finished, and I was never allowed to leave before finishing, no matter how bad the food tasted and even though I ate a lot of it…I was called immature and childish and spoiled for not wanting to eat, and while my classmates finished their food (which they got earlier and I assume was better tasting since the recipes were adapted for pork) and played outside I always had to sit with teachers watching over me until the older students came…
apparently this is not a thing at all anymore, like 10-15 years later, my aunts and uncles were shocked I had to go through what they did as kids too when I’m closer in age to their children
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