#and poor Alfred is hearing this whole conversation with zero context and just walks in
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I feel like Danny has a really specific relationship with everyone in the BatFam that culminates in very different ways
Like Danny and Tim would have a lot in common based on the fact that 1.) their parents are kinda weird and 2.) they don’t tell anyone about anything until it comes up out of nowhere
Like one day while Danny was watching TV with Dick, Jason, and Tim, Tim mentions something about The Joker being hospitalized before getting sent back to Arkham Asylum.
Danny without missing a beat goes
“Oh please he’ll be fine, I almost got killed fighting my future self once and look at me, I’m great now.”
Everyone except Tim stops what they’re doing because they’re trying to comprehend the sentence they just heard
Dick replies, “Im sorry, you did what?”
And Tim who has also been traumatized enough times that he needs a punch card replies
“Oh, that’s nothing. This one time I had injuries that were so bad I had to get my spleen removed.”
Dick, fully losing his composure screams at Tim “I’m sorry, YOU DID WHAT!!!”
Danny replies “Dude, that’s so metal.”
Jason is busy doing mental gymnastics trying to figure out how none of them figured this out yet and he just goes
“When did you have the time to lose your spleen??”
Which prompts Tim (who is still unfazed at this point) to recant the entire situation that led to this and then he finishes his story like
“And now I have no spleen and no immune system. 🙂”
And poor Jason and Dick who are genuinely never on the same wavelength both yell
“YOU DONT HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM?!?!?”
Meanwhile Danny is just sitting here watching this whole thing go down and just goes
“God I love this family, they’re just as crazy as mine.”
#dp x dc#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#dick grayson#nightwing#red robin#batfam#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc comics#dc x dp au#now Tim has to explain the whole thing to everyone#and Tim goes “I’m fine who needs a spleen anyways.#Dick is absolutely losing his marbles like the Stressed mess he is#meanwhile Danny is just eating this shit up#now everyone is making bets on how long it’ll take Bruce and Alfred to find out#and poor Alfred is hearing this whole conversation with zero context and just walks in#and he’s like I made a salad with craisins#and that’s the end of the conversation
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