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Small dog goes rock climbing, demands cuddles, and naps at every opportunity.
#I have better photos but these are too ugly not to post#she's so easy to camp with bc after a long or short day of adventuring she just wants to be cozy in a sleeping bag#she was so tired she kept crawling into my lap#and passed out in the truck#turnpike
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you know how the Schmidt sting pain index is just a guy who gets stung by insects so he can rank the amount of pain it puts him in
do you think there’s some guy in the Pokemon world that runs around aggroing every species of Pokemon solely so they can rate how much their attacks hurt them
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon worldbuilding#outdesign posts things#'pichu: 1. you touched your friend and a bit of static electricity passed between you'#'gothitelle: 2. while not overly painful the existential dread left behind lasts for months afterward'#'bewear: 3. all of the breath has been knocked out of your lungs. like your chiropractor was having an off day'#'hydregion: 4. the strength of its hyperbeam feels like getting hit by a truck that happens to be on fire'#greatest hits
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If Buck and Eddie don’t become canon Eddie should at least get to start smacking Buck’s ass in that "very hetero" way.
#SMACK HIS ASS EDDIE#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#getting in the truck ass smack#getting out of the truck ass smack#going up the stairs ass smack#in the kitchen ass smack#good job on that call ass smack#passing behind you to get to the other side of the room ass smack#doing the dishes ass smack#I love how you love my son ass smack#good morning ass smack#good night ass smack#you’ve become one of the most important people in my life ass smack#I love you to the core ass smack#fuck me harder ass smack#feel free to add your own occasions for Eddie to smack bucks ass
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#monster trucks#othergifs#lucas till#passing out#whump#if you squint yeah but STILL#let the man pass out#let him REST#let him be carried to safety pls and thanks#also double exposure transitions my DETESTED#(although it looks like he's drifting into a Dream here so its fine)#i also didnt want to separate this gif in two#but it was too big otherwise#hm
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Here, have a scene from Parachute Infantry by David K. Webster.
It was about ten in the morning, and I was drunk already, because we were leaving Saalfelden for Kaprun, where we would start training in earnest. "Always in a rush," I muttered. "We have to finish the gin before we go. Here, have a drink."
He shook his head. "Second squad's outside already."
"Piss on the second squad."
"You're drunk," Winn said, slapping my back. "day and night." He laughed. One of the first athletes returned from Zell, he had helped mix and consume a pitcher of iced tea and gin while we prepared to move out. "That's the kind of squad leader I like." He lifted a tumbler and drank it down.
"Have a drink, Chris," I said. I poured the mixture into another glass until it spilled over onto the frayed reed rug. "I don't drink myself," I remarked as I lifted the pitcher, put its side lip against my mouth, and wet my face. "but I like to see other people having a good time."
#i can't quite tell if this is funny or sad#this isn't even including the next bit where he can't get into the truck and then has to be dragged out at Kaprun#and THEN wakes up late for retreat and gets chewed out for having a badly presented uniform#band of brothers#david k webster#parachute infantry#pat christenson#like buddy i think you might have a problem. but also the image of this man tipping a pitcher of spiked iced tea on himself whilst making#a joke and then passing out right in front of his truck after telling his squad they're the best is pretty amusing.
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happy 4/13 to all who observe this fine day
#foggyterminal2st#my art#reblog > likes#homestuck#neil banging out the tunes#413#4/13#artists on tumblr#i don’t give a shit if 4/13 has already passed it’s been like an hour#4/14 will be hit with trucks and oxen carts. ok?
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me: patrick looks so good and soooo hot in this outfit im literally chewing my fist looking at this pic rn mmmnnnmm
the outfit: a regular shirt and a hat
#he's just so hot in general#my irl friend booed me once for saying hes hot. he totally doesn't understand#i feel like if i told him the number of people who want to beep beep gun shot truck honking this man he'd pass out#00
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Idea I like…
Simon reading old school pulp romance novels.
It started as just, an impulsive “I need something different to get me out of my own head.” Like when you do something out of left field to help with certain anxieties.
He didn’t expect there to be smut.
He also didn’t expect to like it…?
There’s a focus on emotion, there’s trust, it’s frankly quite soft. It helps, and he didn’t expected to, with reclaiming his sexuality a bit.
He has a small collection, because romance quality is all over the place and he needs a few guaranteed ‘good ones’, and they’re all beat up pretty bad because he got them for like 50p at the thrift store.
They’re all also older, (50 shades decimated the romance genre and it has yet to recover) and he sneers at the bad photoshop covers of the more modern covers. (I have opinions™️ and I think Simon deserves to have some for silly things too)
Y'know, I'm 100% with you on this one. (Especially him sneering at the new photoshop covers. Where's the ART!? Where's the meticulously hand-painted vaguely blurry shirtless male protag!?)
He definitely has a few favorites that he goes back to when he's got some downtime and just wants a good story. I think he's VERY picky about the smut that's included, so when he finds sort of a holy grail where the smut isn't awful and it actually has a good story with it, he holds on to it. The rest he just re-donates.
Also you are completely correct that he does not read anything published later than like, maybe 1999. He has never read 50 shades and he does not want to. He's heard enough through the grapevine. He sticks to his older pulp novels, and he has 0 shame about it too. Go on, ask him about the plot of the book he's reading. He'll tell you. In detail.
#reminds me how my grandma had literally over 1K of those little pulp romance novels in her house when she passed#bookshelves EVERYWHERE. FILLED WITH THEM.#we donated a full pickup truck load of them and i've still got 4 giant boxes of them in the shed out back#there was also bear shifter smut in there somewhere but i can't remember the title LMAO#i think she got it thrown in for free when she got a bundle of the other books cause it was definitely newer and not like the rest she had#a woman before her time grandma was#asked and answered#humanransome-note
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This really was our yumenosaki academy♡
#sooo baaad even if i graduate in summer theyre not giving me the diploma til end of 2024??#lets all brainstorm how i can get shu's human comedy monologue up on a poster advertising the grad show... for funsies really#its in my intro to the essay but it doesnt really have much to do with the visuals. which is what i'll need to submit for the posters#hmm well... no thatd look bad. i could go open indesign now but i dont want to i wanna go homeee#ive given up on caring about the project im just committed to the bit the target audience is me myself and its my requiem to art#but ive been telling people about my visual project and they all said theyre really excited to see it...? but it takes me months#of severe despair to get a good concept sorted out. im glad they all said they cant wait to see it... im curious myself#tomorrow ill try to play with recording it. then really lock in to the visuals#what are we thinking. digital spaceship or a real life installation?#the setting is you as the audience are an intergalactic truck driver passing by earth tuning in to the radio listening to a professor#studying humans give a talk about them. mini podcast ig? intergalactic cultural radio vibes?#you get it#so the audio is quite important but then also the setting#do i make it digital and ppl put on headphones and watch a screen?#or do i make it an installation irl#it wouldve been quite good if i made it in vr but i have 3 weeks no experience in the medium and um. well. yeah#i think it's a nice goodbye since i get to project my views on humanity through the alien and also he's a revamped version of#my first ever proper oc. carl the alien#isnt that a nice way to end this journey for now? i think so.
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“I can’t find Will.” - Will Trent s01e07
#willtrentedit#will trent#ramon rodriguez#whumpedit#107#if you pass out in the bad guys truck does that mean you kidnapped yourself
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Me and my gf got into a bad car accident today
#turning left out of the pub parking lot#light was red for oncoming traffic#cars in both lanes stopped to wave us ahead we start pulling out to turn#i guess this big black truck didn't want to wait. hopped into the turn lane to pass all of them#hit me drivers side#we spun out almost into the intersection#i drive a little white car#airbags were smoking#windshield cracked#me and my gf are okay physically#like sore and everything our necks hurt but#emotionally it's horrifying because#if i had been a little further into the turn lane it would have killed#i would have died in a car accident on st. Patrick's day getting reubens by a big ass truck driven by a jamie lee curtis look alike#it was horrifying#i feel like I'd be using it as an excuse if i didn't go to class tomorrow but like. i feel like shit#just really really glad to be alive and safe#i hope those old fuckers know their impatience could've killed us#love you all go tell your people u love them#a good samaritan gave us a ride to the tow place and back home#but today has just been kind of a nightmare#bri ffr#ask to tag
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hi I'm sick n my voice is gone and I have a treat drive latrr
#if u dont know what that is#a truck passes around the area n hands out gifts/snacks to little kids0#n i hv to walk behind it for the whole thing
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Shoutout to my mom for momentarily making me scared she was going to bring up twitter discourse only to send me a clip of tntduo flirting
#for context she knows the basics of what the server is from me being unable to contain my obsession#but this was completely out of left field and hit me like a truck#she finds it funny btw but god i was bracing for one thing and got slapped in the face by another#qsmp#wilbur soot#quackity#discourse#idk if that tag is needed its only mentioned in passing#better safe than sorry I guess
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I just know that these three would be insufferable to sit in a car with.
#they are on their way to pick up Charlie from a date with Willow and Maxwell keeps joking about her getting killed and it's really--#--stressing Winona out.#Winona is the only one who can (properly) drive yet Maxwell has the worst case of backseat driver known to mankind.#Wilson makes them stop every half hour so he can step outside and not hurl because he's prone to motion sickness.#and you know the backhand thing dads do when you open a bag of snacks and they want some? yeah. Winona core.#Wilson does not understand road safety though he treats it the same way he treats the laboratory (hence why he has no license)#he begs Winona to go faster so they can pass a car he thinks is ugly and Winona is like THIS IS A SCHOOL ZONE and Wilson goes idc?????? I--#don't want to look at that stupid truck. and then Maxwell goes im switching radio stations without asking
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Made bad mistake. Just realized the CBD gummies i bought yesterday have 2x more THC in them than the same pack i bought last month. Which explains a few things that happened last night 🗿
#ever.txt#Yea i passed out on the couch super stoned bc i had edibles earlier in the evening but only a little bit#So the TWICE as much thc as i was expecting hit me like a truck and i got stuck to the couch
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nothing in chainsaw man will ever hit me harder than this quote right here
#yeah everything in this manga hits like a fucking truck#but this is the WORST#I can't see the rest of this series animated#for my own mental well-being#I'm not sure if I've talked about this much on here#but I re-read the chainsaw man manga very frequently#like whenever I need to pass the time or I just miss the story I'll re-read chapters#but after chapter 72...... I always stop reading.....#like yeah the story ended there.... aki and denji and power withdrew from public safety and lived the rest of their lives in peace#I don't have the mental fortitude to read the ending again...... when I reread.......#I AM WEEEEAAAAAKKKKKK#I AM WEAK AND FRAGILE#BAH.#aki <3#the fact that aki found out he was going to die#and all he scared about#was making sure power and denji were safe.#I need.... several moments.
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