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cheesecake-beech · 3 months

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fooling around with cai to write the interactions ive beein writing/drawing/thinking abt, wo having to to it by myself

But with desp me/rise of gru characters its so funny and i cant stop laughing at how realistic the time period of homophobia/internalized is w some of the bots

#claude/knuckles is the most relistic with the homophobia #and im laughing my balls off #HHASFGHSDJFSDFDK #cheesecake talks

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selkiecoded · 2 months

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i love reading fan-translated manga bc one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the lack of localization, one group will make it sound completely normal, and one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the extremity of localization. never change.

#love this one vampire oneshot who kept using britsh-isms. balls.. i made up my mind i wouldnt drink it yeah..?#but im reading one that got a new translator who started going OFF THE RAILS. okay this character is a 30yo accountant right.#one chapter hes talking normal. the next: 'as long as the miasma lingers the strength of the barrier becomes crucial baby!#we're gonna have surveillance team stationed in the forest baby! theyll be rockin those raincoats; regularly layin down the law to prevent #any nasty toxic fumes from escapin. its gonna be a 40 out of 10 no doubt! in short its a matter of 'wipe your own ass'!'#WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IM GOING TO THROW UP LAUGHING #and then his love interest (stoic; LOVE INTEREST I WANT TO EMPHASIZE)#is like 'youve been hanging around the miasma core for quite a while today dude!'#dont call him dude before you fuck are you crazy!

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dustydahorse · 7 months

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Q the moment he sees Picard

#qcard #im horribly sleep deprived and am working on getting out of a depressive episode and this made me laugh my balls off

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carcinized · 9 months

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i dont know how to express to someone who has never played womens soccer what lindsey horan's goal today meant to me (and girls everywhere) but like . holy fuck im not kidding when i say that changed my life. my mom straight up cried

#someone goes for your bad knee & theres no foul called so you get up. you walk back on calmly. you shove her and yell.#then when the ball is kicked and shes laughing because she got off you head it straight into the back of the fucking net.#can you fucking imagine. imagine thinking 'im going to score and shes going to regret that' and then DOING it.#ive never seen that in my entire life. that changed my life. im so fucking serious #tobin talks #lindsey horan #uswnt #wwc 2023

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craycraybluejay · 5 months

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I'm just gonna start calling people theymab till they realize that being referred to by your agab is a particularly fucked up version of midgendering

#theymab #ok fine you want to be transphobic i will play ball #same with degendering. ok ur pronouns are they/them now too have fun.#i am SICK of people walking all over us #i like trans women but if you randomly reference someones agab against their will and invent slurs for people like..#its fucking annoying how many of you just let someone talk to u like that just bc they claim 'more oppressed' title by some ideology #u can say black people are more oppressed than latinos but if u call them slurs and are racist ur still fucking racist even if ur #'more oppressed'#your token oppressed status does not make your bullying and hate and discrimination not that #youre still a bully and bullies deserve to get hit back #literally the only way someone will stop bullying you ime is strike back physically or otherwise #ignoring them or 'laughing it off' or going full doormat just makes them do it harder bc they think they can get away w it #the reason i wasnt bullied? because someone tried to fuck with my property and i very near punched them in the face #and purposely caused a scene #and you know what? no one ever touched my shit or said rude shit to me again. everyone got very kind and civil #self defense is all about losing the guilt smart bullies will try to put on you so you dont fight back #nevet ever let someone walk all over you or your friend

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uraniumnm333 · 9 months

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trying to clear all the bosses in fontaine for the free primos but i have no idea what all the new mechanics are

#That mf ice skater kicked my mika in the balls 😭#Also im considering booting mika off the team but i dunno #Bro is the worst dps ever why do i do the things i do #Anyways live laugh lynette #Fontaine #genshin impact

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hella1975 · 1 year

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yes im trying not to be so mean yes im working on my temper but under no section of my Healing Contract does it mention that these things must apply to my sister. in fact if you read the fine print it says im actively allowed to make her miserable. for my mental health

#she's so mean all the time like constantly telling me im stupid and shit #which probably didn't hit as hard before this econ degree but now every time she does it im just kinda like :/#and i laugh it off obvs bc am i fuck about to look put out by it #so she genuinely doesnt have any reason to stop bc ive not set any boundaries or communicated or yk. done anything correctly #i instead just let it frustrate the fuck out of me until one day im in a bad enough mood that i'll give as bad as she does #which i HATE bc as tough shit as she thinks she is i always think being mean - specifically the primary school way she does it -#is SO embarassing as a conflict method like girl 'you're stupid' is really the best you can come up with? bffr 😭#like when i say IM mean and SHE'S mean im talking about very different things #im mean less often than her but when i do it it's effective bc i literally catalogue people's insecurities and use them against them #like some fucking anime villian like it's actually uncomfortable to watch and i hate myself every time #whereas her way is effective bc it's all dumb comments ANYONE could make but she says them repeatedly until she wears you down #and of the two methods they're both shit but at least my way isn't cringe LMAO #so if i ever get so frustrated i revert to her method i just get v annoyed with myself like IM better than this she might not be but i am #and we've just been moving things in the garden with mum which is a flashpoint anyway #and me and my sister were just GOING at each other and it was all jokes until i said something she didn't like #and she was like 'what's your problem? it's fine when we're joking but you always take it too far' girl.#like i cannot accurately explain on here how ridiculous that statement is coming from HER #and if id said something actually horrible id get it but the convo was literally just #her: mum can i wear your watch for the chem ball coming up?#me: why do you need a watch for that?#her: ive got a dumb tan line on my wrist that i want to cover #me: i really dont think anyone is going to be looking at your wrists #THAT WAS IT LMFAO??? YOU HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE BITCH #ironically i had a field day with it like her saying that was the worst thing she could have done #latched onto it like a bloodhound fr my eyes must have lit up #i was like 'dont be such a baby' which is basically a fucking trigger word in our house #thought she was gonna hit me with a spade <3 peace and love on planet earth #godddddd i cant wait for her to go back to uni i HATE sharing a room i cannot escape her she's literally here as i type #i hope she knows im slagging her off to my niche online micro-community #hella goes home

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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Anyone else thought about Ryuji and Aoki kissing?? I can see Ryuji just not taking any of Aokis shit... Fellow Aoki enjoyers.. plz tell me someone else thought about this

anon i think youre flying solo on this one. Respectfully. But maybe im wrong who’s to say Not Me

#snap chats #aoki would hate ryuji Because ryuji doesnt care LMAO #aoki didnt even like tendo they were just able to work together long enough #aoki promised tendo some power and tendo was willing to play ball until he got it #ryuji coulda just told aoki to suck his nuts before going off to do his own thing #ryuji’s plentiful more reckless than the other omi aoki had under his thumb #In An Ironic Sense maybe its cause they were older: aoki got beef with geezers lol #meanwhile ryuji’s his age. fucked up to think bout but Yeah #oh my god hang on laughing at everyone in this franchise having parental issues #yall think ryuji would be cross at aoki being a bitch to his dad/s cause on one hand ryuji hate HIS dad #but he do love his mama… and his lil sis.. for the five seconds he knew her..#he a family man. while aoki is not. let violence ensue LOL #anyway maybe im wrong idk anyone else in the crowd wanna step up on this one

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pommancy · 1 year

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#violence #sorry dont like chinese custom where im the oldest sibling but my words mean nothing to the extended family when my dad and bro doesnt do #shit i ask them to do and then make these casual remarks like oh cause ur a girl we need to talk to the man of the house #bitch ive got the biggest balls in my family and im a girl do u want me to be a dick to u too cause they dont have the balls #cn custom sucks ass sometime still blew my mind when they didnt recird my fking name in both my familys scroll as a kid and when i asked #they fking had the audacity to tip their bruah in water and wrote it in invisible ink so they say #how about u eat my dick #then when its responsibility they cut the slack on bro and tell him not to fold my clothes cause guys shouldnt be touching unmarried womens #clothes and they ask me to pay more rent than my brother and give me half the amount at new years like theyll say they treat girls equally #cause they gave me money and tell my bro to fold clothes but the misogyny is always in the details #and yes im a bitch about these details so i just tell it straight to my bro that theyre dicks and hell speak up but they rlly will just #laugh me off if my bro doesnt do anything and that makes me violent

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skeletalheartattack · 2 years

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camelot wasn't cheeked up for scrapping this part of the intro cutscene

#video #i made this like two years ago and have tried my best to forget i ever made it #sadly for me i still get a laugh out of it #i think i wanted to make a YTP since the gamecube mario tennis intro is so good but. this is all i made #i dont think ill ever go into making a YTP. not because its hard since im use to audio editing and this is just one step further #idk if this video is anything to go off of. i shouldnt make ytps #sorry!#iirc it was originally going to be a lot shorter and more abrupt. just ending at waluigi #but i saw the clip of bowser spinning in his chair and was like ''oh i cant not use that''#if you want to send me to hell thats cool #uh if anyones interested i appearently named the file ''bowsers fart and ball torture''#sorry you had to learn that i guess

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itsdappleagain · 9 months

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a tale as old as time: a neurodivergent suicidal artist bro and the centuries old greek goddess who comes down to earth to inspire him. they might kiss. if they do that the muse might get executed by her own father. and the artist might as a result kill himself. but they might kiss

#xanadu posting #their relationship is subtly fucked up i love them #sonny? love at first sight. wow a foxy lady who listens to my ideas and doesnt laugh at them #hello to the only reason im not throwing myself off a cliff into the ocean!#kira? shes just like mm i want The Great Gift of Xanadu guess ill go down and stop that poor bastard from offing himself to help me get tha #then she really casually mind controls him and the entire santa monica pier for a hot second #their love story is such a fucking roller coaster #yeah kira would break all three fundamental rules for him. she would risk being executed for breaking these because she loves sonny too muc #to resist #yeah they find out that their love is fake and actually a curse placed on them in order to sabatoge kira #and then. unlearn that because leg warmers are amazing and eros/cupid sucks absolute balls at their job #yeah there are three songs in quick succession begging kira not to leave #and immediately after kira berates sonny for being an idiot #and then..sonny sings another one about how sad he is that she's leaving. and then i think almost tries to kill himself again #and then he immediately changes his mind and climbs to mount olympus and tries to fistfight zeus #like why. why #have i mentioned this is an absurd comedy #there are next to no moments played seriously

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osmiabee · 2 years

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I know "lucky gun" is old news but I absolutely lost my shit at that as a concept and whenever it's on screen I die all over again 💀💀💀

#had to actually hit pause i was laughing so hard im so sorry whAt #like yes it makes sense in terms of context of the show of course it just caught me SO off guard #kinnporsche #kinn x porsche #like my brother in christ other people just have lucky socks or a necklace or something a lucky gun is soooo funny to me #and then the scene got sexy like oof ive got another GUN for you but then circled back to being longing and cute which was weird...#because like... there was no moment where porsche stopped groping Kinn which is ALSO really funny as a concept #i just think that whole scene was so much but also everything to me #like was he still cupping the balls at that point i have to know

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transmascnepetaleijon · 2 years

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i was actually going to draw the mutuals icon thing but im actually so overwhelmingly dead right now if i do it itll be like tomorrow im sorry mutuals

#ive been out with friends since 2pm (its 10pm) it was really fun but now im TIRED #we went to a park to have a picnic i sat down and imediatly fucked up by exploding the coke on everything #we laughed it off obviously. then everyone else also had a spill incident we played uno once (1) and decided ''ok fuck this. exploring.''#so we climbed some structures and ran into the woods and like swore next to five year olds and got stared at by many adults #we played with this. rubber ball. and something in me Awakened and i became a golden retriever.#it was supremely fun. did make me think maybe im a little childish #(<- ran around the park after a ball and climbed random shit. yk. like a 5th grader. its ok tho bc i wasnt the only one)#((yay))#then we walked to my house and watched the purge without shutting up once #very fun experience. dont really know what ill do about the carrot cake my friend gave me.#txt

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1hyunjae · 4 months

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#was really excited about seeing my friend again who i havent seen in a while we were both excited #but it was so weird 🥲 and she really pissed me off i get some people are like bitchy with friends as a joke thats fine #but im just not like that ive never been like that and now shes being bitchy for no reason as a hahah moment sorry girl noones laughing #yuck i didnt like that didnt feel good and lowkey runied the hang but fuck it we ball

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months

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THE MOLE SONG!!!!!!!!! PLEASE ENJOY I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK (ALWAYS AM BUT!!!!!)

HEY I SAVED OFF ON ANSWERING THIS UNTIL I FINISHED THE MOVIE AND IN THE SHORTEST REVIEW POSSIBLE

THAT WAS DEFINITELY A MOVIE™️

#snap chats #thicker review down here laLKAJLKJ #i dont have words i just have feelings- taking all my rings off just to type thisLAKJVKL #im not doing this cohesively im just. Stream of Cosciousness #RIGHT SO I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE REIJI GETTING HIS INTESTINES EATEN OUT HIS ASS TEN MINUTES IN. REALLY SET THE TONE #it reminded me of 1000 Ways to Die though..... i remember loving that show growing up #OH BUT ON THAT NOTE I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED THOSE LIL CUT AWAYS it was cute. esp at the police academy #where all the extra officers were just lil ( ._. ) mates ☠️#this movie was damn ridiculous bro i loved it- BUT SPEAKING OF FUNNY #PLEAAASSEE PAPILLON'S MORAL COMPASS IS GUIDED BY THE BIT I LOVE THAT LAKVJLAEKJV just like me fr 😭☠️☠️#crazy motherfucker putting a gun in his mouth TAKING HIS DICK OUT AT THE CLUB??? he's insane your honor.#FLYING A PLANE WITHOUT A LICENSE 'do you have a license to pilot this <:)' motherfucker said ':))))' ☠️☠️#I Repeat he's so committed to the bit everything he got fuckin butterfly themed THE KNIFE'S A BUTTERFLY KNIFE i respect it....#oh but on THAT note i actually really liked how reiji picked up on his type of humor. also gutterfly.... shut up that IS funny 😭#reiji in general though was fun to watch. like he's a freak and coward initially but then watching him just go Balls Deep was nutso #taking papillon's word to heart... Commit To The Bit or whatever... he really ate the fuckin cup....#AND THE SCENE WHERE HE HAD SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND reiji...... the fuck going on upstairs... you wanna do some self reflection...#nekozawa crashing into the fuckin. police all 🧍‍♂️😭😭☠️☠️ NEKOZAWA IN GENERAL #NO WAIT THE ROBOT LEGS BIT STOP. dramatic-ass sequence just to say I Got Them Overseas :) The End :)#SHUT UP that DID make me laugh idc everything makes me laugh at this point #there's a joke to be made here about tsutsumi never being able to have wings without them breaking but. He Does Get Them Back In This #Metaphorically Speaking. toru went fuckin splat tho SORRY.☠️#the fuckin dogs. wh. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BOUT THE DOGS and here i thought they put drugs /in/ the dogs #cause i know there were cases of drug trafficking that involved putting drugs in dogs but no them bitches just paddlin with em #the charade bit was so silly.... arguing with each other while watching a fight and reiji try to communicate this shit #and then reiji doesnt even have to sneak round anymore cause papillon really said Hey. Drugs Suck. Ok? :) LIKE BASED. COMMON GOAL #IM GONNA RUN OUT OF TAGS I KNOW IT SO LEMME SAY i see there are two more movies.... the third one i only found with jp subs tho...#DEFINITELY WANNA WATCH THE SECOND WHEN I GET TIME BUT I REALLY SHOULD FOCUS ON MY WORK OH NOOO #thank you so much for reccing this movie i swear to god. i'm still recovering. oh my god

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mactavishsgfandwife · 2 months

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Simon "Ghost" Riley and Your New Cat 🌷

simon having beef with a stray cat you brought home silly little idea i had no content warnings, just cute fluff, female reader :3 not proofread!

"What the hell is tha’?" he laughed, rubbing the back of his neck as he stared in disbelief at the little black kitten in your lap.

"I found him. He’s called Lettuce," you grin, cuddling the cat to your chest. You’re well aware that lettuce is a stupid name for a cat, but it just seemed right at the time. The kitten was tiny, and had seemed very weak when you’d discovered him shivering in a box outside your apartment block. Now, he seemed a lot more comfortable, making a little home for himself on your sweater. He was so small - he literally fit in the palm of your hand - but his frizzy black hair stuck out at every angle so that he looked less like a kitten and more like a wiry pompom.

"Love," Simon laughed, rubbing his face with a sigh, "Lettuce looks like a flea. Where the hell di’you find ‘im?"

"Oi, he does not! Well, maybe a bit. I found him in a box. He was meowing at me, he looked so cold…" you stroke the kitten’s cheek with your thumb as you he meows up at you.

"You can’t keep him, he might have diseases. You should give him to a pet shelter." Your boyfriend wasn’t being harsh, he was just worried about you - he didn’t want your little heart breaking because you’d got all attached to a poorly little kitten who might not last the week. But it didn’t come off like that.

"Wh… what..?" you frown, cupping the kitty in your hands to protect it.

"I’ll drive you to the shelter tomorrow, okay?"

"What? Si, no!"

"Baby…" he sighs, trying not to upset you "you can’t just find a scruffy animal on the street and take it home."

"S’what I did with you ," you pout, pulling the same face at him as Vegetable pulls at your sweater sleeve as he paws at it.

"Look," he crosses his arms, about to explain to you the reasons why you two don’t have the space for a cat, nor the prior knowledge. What if the cat walks in on the two of you in bed? What if it bites you and his pretty girl gets hurt? What if you end up loving the cat more than Simon and it steals you away? But your pleading eyes and the tiny, stupid looking kitten chirping in your laps convinces him. If you really wanted anything, you know he’d get it for you, so he’ll let you have your silly kitten.

"Alright, fine. For now." He laughs, ruffling his hair.

"I love you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I love you!" you squeal, gently placing the cat down before jumping up with and wrapping your arms around your boyfriend. He rubs your back softly, watching the stupid fluffy ball on the sofa chirp for your attention. Just because he’s letting you have the cat doesn’t mean he won’t see it as his mortal enemy.

The next morning, after having gone out to buy cat food for you, Simon is sitting on the sofa, softly kissing your neck from behind. You’re sitting in his lap… completely ignoring his affection in favour of the kitty.

"Si, look! He can walk!" you grin, holding the kitten up so it looks like it’s standing on two feet.

"Mhm… cute…" Simon mumbles into the nape of your next, a strong hand wrapping around your waist to pull you into his chest. He is not watching the cat, he’s busy with you.

"I know right!" you ignore his advances still, gazing at your new pet with adoration, "I should make him a little hat, he’d look so sweet."

"Yeah, fuck, you’re so sweet…" Si keeps kissing you, moving between your neck and your shoulders, which are hidden inside his old tshirt.

"He’s so cute," you grin, stroking the back of the kitten’s head until it purrs, "I love him so much… he’s my baby."

That catches Simon off guard. He would never admit it to anyone, but he loves it when you call him your baby. He’s the only one you should be calling baby. This cat is stealing his girl. [gasp]

Si shoots the kitten a death stare.

"Oh yeah, he’s your baby?"

"Yeah, he’s the cutest…"

"Mhm. I’m sure," he pouts. When you’re not looking, he glares at the cat and points from his grey eyes to its little beady ones, like he’s trying to intimidate it.

A few days later, the two of you fall asleep together, with Simon spooning you and holding you close. But you forgot to shut the door. So your boyfriend is rudely awakened by a very small, scruffy kitten stomping on his chest.

"No, oi, get off of me," you can hear him grumbling sleepily as you start to stir, alongside the cute chirping of your kitty.

"Listen, Vegeta- cat. Stupid name anyways. We can’t have you disturbing the Mrs, alright?"

You can hear him pause until he hears the kitten meow softly in response.

"Tha’s right, soldier. She’s my Mrs, not yours, and if you so much as try to change that, I will never let you see her again. My girl. Mine," he pouts.

The kitten meows again, as if he’s responding to Simon’s orders. You have to try your hardest not to giggle, biting your lip in the dark as you listen to your big, tough boyfriend have an argument with a little kitten.

"Alright, now leave the lady alone." You almost think you can hear him plant a kiss on the cat’s head before he sets it down at the side of the bed.

You’re away for the weekend, visiting family, without your boys (Simon and the kitten). :(

Simon’s fine, he’s a tough guy, he has no issue being alone - that is, until he’s poorly and he needs you to cuddle him and make him tea. But you’re not there, and talking to you over the phone only makes him feel worse.

So he resorts to laying in bed, in the shade, trying to nap. Poor boy feels too ill to do anything else (he has the man flu).

With the back of his hand over his forehead, one leg over the covers and one leg under, not quite sure whether he’s awake or asleep, he closes his eyes and frowns. A little black ball hops up onto his bed, waking him up a little.

It plods around in a little circle, looking around and exploring its new environment. When Veggie spots Simon, he waddles over curiously, his little feet sinking into the soft duvet cover.

"Hey, cat," Simon smiles softly, watching the fluffy baby wander and get closer to his face. It looks up into his eyes, chirping, and brushes its fur against his cheek before settling into the crook of his neck.

He chuckles, closing his eyes as the tiny guy curls into a ball against him. The rivalry isn’t quite over for Simon, but that funny looking kitty is a little piece of you, and he’s happy to have its affection.

When you come home, it’s to the two of them, cuddled up on your bed. Silently, you change into a t-shirt and slip into bed behind Simon, planting a little kiss on his cheek.

"Told you he was cute."

how i imagine your kitten 💗

i spent way longer on this than i thought i would but it’s so cute and i loved writing it! hope you enjoy lovieeees

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