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her-sweet-kiss-on-loop · 2 years

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Ever wonder if there was ever a group of monster hunters that thought they could just take the work from Witchers? I mean, you can't say there weren't people that disliked Witchers enough that they thought "We'll just do the job they're meant for" while being too ignorant to understand the fact Witchers are good at the job because of their mutations.

Anyways I already know two people who will be taking care of that problem, and they aren't Witchers.

Jaskier trying to go undercover: I'm just trying to be bi, do crime, and spin a rhyme.

Yennefer, who Jaskier did not realize was already undercover with the group: This group is trying to hunt monsters, not play two truths and a lie. Or rather one truth and a lie, since that was hardly a rhyme.

They try taking out the group by force but their problems are more or less solved when several are taken out by drowners making the rest disperse.

Yennefer will hold that bad rhyme over Jaskier's head forever. She'll have it needlepointed onto doublet for him and give it like an olive branch. Jaskier won't notice the words until he's wearing it and hears Ciri laugh.

#the witcher #jaskier #yennefer #this feels dumb #and i can't rhyme #jaskier and yennefer #i just wanted them to take mutual offense to this group and unknowingly seek to stop them at the same time #but i also thought it would be funnier if a monster took care of the problem for them when they try stopping the group by force #GERALT WILL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO #he'll know about the group but not about jaskier and yennefer trying to force them to cease and desist #he's just fighting the nest of drowners when the wannabe monster hunters get slaughtered or runaway nearby #he does question jaskier and yennefer being at the nest and they say they were out for a walk before leaving

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mumblesplash · 5 months

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part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme'#this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

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probablygayattorneys · 8 months

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Ace Attorney + text post meme

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ringinginmyearsnoneonmyfingers · 6 months

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nothing rhymes with circus tour 2006

oh how i wish i was at nothing rhymes with circus tour but i was just born. The full aesthetic of a fever you can’t sweat out and the nothing rhymes with circus tour is perfection, i have full pinterest board dedicated to it.

GOD BLESS RYAN ROSS

#this is a girlblog #i’m just a girl #pre split panic #pre split patd #panic! at the disco #ryan ross #i love ryan ross #ryro #a fever you can't sweat out #nothing rhymes with circus #live in denver #emo #2000s emo #2006

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if-loki-was-a-fox · 1 month

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I think Grian's flavour of clinginess and inability to be separated from Mumbo is my favorite thing ever, because it's basically all built up around the fact that he needs to be ruining Mumbo's day every waking moment of his life or he goes a little bit stir crazy

He needs his proper dose of pestering this one guy he imprinted onto super hard half a decade ago or else he'll get malnourished and die

If Mumbo isn't either exasperatedly repairing whatever redstone Grian ruined or being dragged along by him to cause even greater problems then Grian crumples in on himself and implodes

#I love ot so much because of how it so perfectly reflects a certain aspect of my relationship to rhyme #if I'm can't pester my twin consistently throughout the day I start internally clawing at the walls and screaming #/mild exaggerating #rambling about blorbos #waffle duo #grian #mumbo jumbo

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idiopathicsmile · 11 months

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there is a level where i'm delighted that Fall Out Boy wrote a continuation of We Didn't Start the Fire. both because it exists, and because more songs should have sequels.

the meanest thing i can say about it is that the nicest thing i can say about it is that it exists.

#others have stated my gripes better #it doesn't go chronologically and doesn't seem to have a thesis like some of it feels like straight-up nostalgia #too reliant on US pop culture and US events in general #rhymes 'stranger things' with 'tiger king' which feels lazy #my favorite part is that 'bush v gore' is the line that precedes 'i can't take it anymore'#because when it happened i really did feel like i couldn't take it anymore

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bowserbabe · 4 months

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@tmsource secret santa gift for @teresalisbns! Happy Holidays!

#tmsecretsanta2023 #the mentalist #robin tunney #i want to start making nicer looking gifs #but i don't know what i'm doing #i'm frustrated with some of this but i have to post or i'll die #YOU CAN'T GET BETTER IF YOU DON'T MAKE THINGS #yeah yeah just let me die in peace with my one awkwardly-colored lisbon-in-the-car gif #okay i have to post #this is a random selection of lisbon gifs!#the rhyme and reason was lost in the fire #hope somebody enjoys!#i made this

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kingthunder · 4 months

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When I say The Amazing Devil is my favorite band I don't mean it's my top band among many I mean it's the only band I listen to at all. They ruined me for other music. I want everything I listen to to be just as dramatic and vocally emotive and narratively focused and lyrically intricate, but I can't find anything else that scratches the itch and believe me I've tried. 😩Want to know what comes the closest for me, weirdly enough? Tenacious D.

#joey batey how did you manage to create your own genre of music #explain yourself #look i don't like listening to only one band but i can't control what gives me dopamine #what i wouldn't give for another TAD album #or another band following in their footsteps #they call themselves folk but is it really?#no other folk bands sound like that #i don't even know how to describe it #it's like if a musical wasn't a musical #it's like if poetry was being acted out on stage #it's characters and stories and rhymes and harmonies and it's heartwrenching and beautiful and angsty and sweet #it's everything my melodrama-loving ass ever wanted #i want more :(#the amazing devil #TAD #joey batey #madeleine hyland

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rubbish78 · 1 year

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Tonight, Tonight

#i know this has been made a million times but--#ryan ross #rose vest #ryro #Panic! at the Disco #p!atd #patd #a fever you can't sweat out era #tw: flashing lights #rubbish78gifs #my gifs #nothing rhymes with circus #live in denver #emo #2006

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raayllum · 5 months

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Viren and Rayla parallels: 1/?

#it really is like s1 and s4/s5 out here fighting for their lives huh #tdp viren #tdp rayla #the one who ruined me; i did it myself #love u slightly paranoid gruff presenting world focused servants who #sacrifice urself and ur loved ones too often until you realize you can't do that anymore #parallels #mine #it's like poetry it rhymes #viren adopts rayla AU #the dragon prince

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superlohozavr · 11 months

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I'm aware of what you drink

what you hide, with whom you sleep,

how you spend your lonely days

without passion, love, or hate

#the stanley parable #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #stanarrator #not my translation of the song btw #unfortunately i can't rhyme while translating #i'm still in two minds about the lineart because it looks much cooler in the end but is such a bitch to draw

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asthenniaa · 5 months

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nothing rhymes with circus

dont hate this tumblr... drew u ryan ross tumblr....... love u tumb.lr......

#ryan ross #panic! at the disco #a fever you can't sweat out #spencer smith #jon walker #brent wilson #brendon urie #ew #i hate brendon urie #i kinda hate this guys #patd #nothing rhymes with circus #roses #art #asthenniaa

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larrylimericks · 8 months

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5Sep23

Products change but the method’s alike: Hype new girl on a tailor-made hike, Get Loewe in favor, And Styles’ new fruit of labor? Making green on a rented Lime bike.

#larry #harry #harry styles #sponcon harry #harry has been spotted on or near a lime bike like three times recently #and some knuckleheads are still like 'hE's sO QUirKy!'#dude is making money #and the guy who 'spotted' harry today is a social media dude who has previous interactions with lime #stop being stupid #he was hired to boost taylor russell's image #he was hired to boost loewe's image #he was hired to boost lime's image #you can't make money if people don't know you exist #harry styles is the most direct route to people knowing you exist #i truly believe there are no organic harry sightings #everything is agenda #did you know you pronounce loewe like 'lo-ay-vay'?#that shit's hard to cram into a rhyme!#tagging stunts even though that wasn't today's specific news #stunts #taylor russell #hussell #harry's brand deals #lime bikes #limerick-hs #september 5 #2023

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its-a-me-mango · 2 months

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hey my actual Puzzlevision theory is that the episodes are gonna get more and more "mature" until someone dies or something idk, I know fairy tales are still very kid friendly but blues clues is basically for toddlers (no offense) so thats my only standing point. I can't wait for the screaming in pain episode meant for adults.

I just want another Saw parody ok I am so easy to please.

#off topic I forget some of you rhyme criss cross with applesauce. you can't do that here #sauce rhymes with horse to me it wouldn't work

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hatchetfield · 7 months

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but my ramen ain't bad.

#joey richter #lauren lopez #tin can bros #this could be on broadway #quality would not come back to me but i just can't get this dumb scene out of my head #i love lauren and joey so much ksjdnknfalsjdf #i have literally no rhyme or reason to what i'm GIFing

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averlym · 8 months

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some very very quick costume shorthands!

#&juliet #had the absolute luck of watching this live the other night and it was. truly amazing!!! aaah #rough character designs for the younger leads (excluding like the Grown adult duos..) because?? idk #this is how it always starts. once the character designs start getting simplified like this that's when it all begins #which is hmmm timing but i really can't shut up about this musical it was so so fun. absolute vibes and energy #made me laugh and cry and was such an Experience. i adore them all but may specifically made me sob at some parts dfjkldfh #lots of thoughts! but one of the favs is how they wrote it so the existing songs and actions fit so well.#like in a rhyming bit they had frankie accept a drink and then the song was like ''drink in hand'' and i was all !!!!!!#also maybe it's local censorship? but there wasn't the kisses.. they replaced it w kissing hands and then holding hands #which is like a cute nod to the ''hand to hand holy palmers kiss' or smth but also maybe two guys doing that would not have made it past :/#oh my god i. the way rnj parallels the shakespeare duo... whdskjfhgh. may + not being a Girl kdjhgf. frankie and may. aaagh.#angelique being so so badass. i . the speech about Gender by anne and the Proposal by angelique both made the whole theatre cheer love that #also rotating stage lives in my mind rent free i ADORE the set holy moly.. also also the actors were so good. also the Projections.#also the music and costumes and special effects and aerial moments. and the ensemble. and the choreo #also the cast is so talented. and pretty. and the whole confidence part vs the vulnerability of some bits... whshjfgjkl. hhh #im just listing stuff now but it was so vibes. what an experience ever. it's also shot me directly into 14-years-old again so #spent the morning alone vibing to the soundtrack intensely... i just... sometimes things hold special places in your heart idk!!!#i don't know what to do with these designs though... like the show is such a lovely Spectacle but also idk where to branch out by myself no #there's so much to Absorb again and again. i get the feeling any true work from this i would do in a form of an animatic though.. oops #tldr? 1. &juliet very good just as itself 2. we have History 3. i got to see it live which always propels me into bonkers over musicals!#so so rough but i needed to get smth out and . whatever. an art blog is an art blog. back to hiatus now i think #<reminder to myself: this is essentially an artchive.. there's no quality control if you don't want it! have fun!! ily>

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