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luvrrgirl444 · 16 days

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chapter 5: boo

it was now 4am, and most of the people had left eren’s house. eren had let his close friends (and his “girl”) stay the night and since you and genesis were kade’s family, he considered you two close friends. although he was a whore, he was sweet. you and genesis were sleeping in one of the many guest rooms in the large house. you had gotten hungry, so you woke up and quietly made your way into the kitchen.

you opened eren’s gigantic pantry door and scanned the items that were in there. you were debating on what to take from the shelves. earlier, eren had told you to take whatever you wanted, so you didn’t feel guilty taking — practically stealing — his snacks. he was also rich as fuck. he could probably buy tons more of whatever you took.

“boo.” you heard from behind and you jumped, followed by a deep laugh. “what the fuck!” you quietly shouted. you turned to meet the pretty face of the freshman wide receiver, jean. he was laughing at you. you rolled your eyes and hit his shoulder. “ain’t shit funny, you bitch.” you turned back towards the pantry and took a party sized chip bag.

“my bad.” he said, still giggling while you hoisted yourself onto one of the kitchen counters. you blankly stared at him, opening the bag and placing one in your mouth. “why are you up anyway?” he asked, opening the fridge and getting a blue gatorade.

“i was hungry. you?” you replied, pointing the bag to his direction and offering it to him. he took some before he leaned onto the kitchen island, right in front of you. “connie and kade were snoring really fucking loud.” you giggled. “not gonna lie, i would’ve suffocated them.”

he laughed, once again. “i was deadass gonna do it, but i really want that natty.” he said. “maybe i’ll suffocate them after we get it.” you snorted. “after you get it? damn, you’re cocky.”

“you call it being cocky, i call it being confident.” he nonchalantly shrugged and grinned, to which you rolled your eyes.

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lazybabs · 4 months

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Hybrid Love

This is a self insert X Keegan one-shot. Hybrid AU where you as reader or y/n is a Bangle Tiger hybrid and Keegan is a Grey Wolf hybrid. Its an enemy to lovers trope but y/n aint no damsel, you are a strong and confident tiger hybrid, and low-key wrote Keegan as a simp after you save him. lolol he just seemed like the type to be a simp for a strong and self assured person. (One could say MILF/DILF energy) This is SFW but with mentions of death but nothing too Gorey.

Out of all the other hybrid soldiers You were the least liked by Keegan, a sergeant sniper. Keegan himself was a Gray wolf hybrid, a very dominant and judgmental kind. His entire being had been angered when he found out he had to work with you.

In the middle of the night your mission started, the forest was thick and dark as you wandered through it. Keegan’s long wolf ears twitched in different directions, picking up different sounds in the distance, his tail remaining tense. “You better keep up, cat.” Keegan spoke quietly with a threatening tone.

You rolled your (E/C) eyes, you a Bengal tiger hybrid was used to the hate, as you followed closely behind. "Don't need to worry about me doggy." You shot back in a quiet tone. Your eyes glowing in the dark as your ears as well as twitching and listening to different sounds. Though you were much more relaxed then Keegan. He didn’t appreciate being called a dog and let out a grunt, his ears going flat against his head.

“Shut it cat.” Keegan gritted his teeth under the balaclava, the wolf eyes now looking directly at you. Glowing eyes stared at him back, which in the dark was a bit unsettling. You don’t respond, obviously because he told you to 'shut it'. After a moment of eye contact you look away from him, You just wanted this mission to be over with. Just wanting to take a nap. As they trekked on through the forest, Keegan’s ears flicked from side to side for different sounds. His muscles under the balaclava were tensed, as he moved along his senses were on high alert.

“You smell even worse than usual.” Keegan stated, obviously trying to bait you into an argument, but also possibly hoping you wouldn’t respond.

You just let out a hum of acknowledgement, not really saying anything back. He was angry and you wouldn't feed that anger that could jeopardize the mission. Keegan gave a huff, frustrated that he wasn’t getting a reaction out of you. He was just about to give up and wait until the mission was finished to complain when an idea occurred to him.

“You know something funny?” Keegan’s voice was a smug one, and he was already grinning under the balaclava. Not even waiting for a response, he continued. “You’re so hated by everyone that you probably don’t even have a mate.”

This made you huff out in annoyance. "Just focus on the damn mission." Your tail flicked from side to side, as you quietly stalked behind him. Seeing that he had gotten a reaction out of you, Keegan pressed.

“What I said is probably true, isn’t it?”

“I bet you’re so ugly no one will touch you.” Keegan had a sick smirk on his face, he knew those kinds of words were sure to get to you.

“Do you even know what it’s like to be touched by another?”

"Be quiet." You growled softly, as you quickly grabbed him and covered his mouth, ducking under a bush. A second later distant speaking could be heard. "I thought I heard someone over here. Must be wrong." Then footsteps fading away.

After you felt they were gone you let go of Keegan.

Being a larger person than you, Keegan just stared at you with an agitated expression on his face. When he was able, he pulled out from your grip and stood up into a crouch, breathing heavily as he tried to get out his rage. He had lost it when you had covered his mouth, a look of hatred and fear crossing his face.

Once you had let go of him, he yelled out to you, his voice loud and aggressive.

“DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!”

Him yelling alerted the enemy soldier who had just left. The Bengal tiger hybrid growled in annoyance for Keegan being loud and reckless. You quickly jumped out of the bushes as the enemy ran back. Running right into you, which you made quick work of biting his throat with your sharp canines and snapping his neck. Keegan watched in amazement as you brutally snapped the enemy’s neck. He could see the blood spatter onto your face and it made him feel a mixture of fear and amusement.

The shock and anger slowly disappeared on his face and he let out a snicker.

“Damn you’re crazy…that was…you’re actually a useful cat.”

"No thanks to you almost blowing our cover." You sighed as you dropped the now lifeless body to the ground. You quickly groomed the blood off your face. Keegan chuckled at you grooming yourself for a moment before shaking his head, his face now one of admiration.

“That was…impressive, cat. Just that quickly you can snap a man’s neck in seconds… I didn’t know your kind could move so fast.” Keegan looked impressed and this time there was no mockery behind his tone.

Your tail twitches at his complement. "Only when we need to." You told him as you finished grooming yourself, you hated being dirty. Keegan’s ears twitched slightly at your tail twitching, however he immediately shook his head to clear his mind. He wouldn’t let his mind wander to… other thoughts.

He was pretty shocked that you didn’t seem to hate him anymore, actually you are pretty calm and quiet now.

“So, you’re not going to try and bite my head off now?” He said, hoping for an answer.

"No, because I know how to control my anger. Now let's get going. I want to finish this mission quickly." You told him. Keegan raised an eyebrow and nodded.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m with you.”

The two now continued to move forward, through the thick forest. However, Keegan’s senses now felt more relaxed than before as it seemed all the enemies were gone. That was until they got to a clearing and saw an entire group of soldiers.

Keegan grabbed your arm, yanking you back into the safety of the brush.

You weren’t bothered by the fact he grabbed your arm and pulled you back. They both watched silently, looking for their opportunity of attack. The soldiers weren’t doing anything at all, as they chatted and ate some rations. Keegan was trying to think of a plan while still being cautious of any other enemies.

Keegan then got an idea.

“Could you get these guys without making a sound?” Keegan whispered in your ear, his mouth close to it.

Your ear twitches and you give a nod. Quickly and quietly climbing a tree that was close by, using your claws to climb up to a higher branch to be above the enemies. Using your feline agility to your advantage. In the tree you used your rifle to quickly take out a few enemies that weren't with the main group. Keegan watched as you took out half of them within minutes. A smirk grew on his face as he crawled forward, moving to the main group without making any noise. He took out two of them in a quick succession and then moved into an offensive position. He took out another two, using his advanced marksmanship to quickly take out their leader. He was going for the final soldier when… A shot rang out next to him as a soldier he hadn't seen behind slumps forward with a hole in there head. "Headshot." You mutter into the radio that had you two connected. "Next time be more aware of your surroundings Keegan." Your voice was smooth and calm. "Take out the last guy and let's get going." Your voice gave him chills. You was so calm and collected, even in the face of danger.

Keegan killed the last soldier without wasting any more time. After checking for any more enemies (there were none) he gave a signal over the radio.

“Alright, there is no one here. We can head back to our base now.” Keegan says, his tone firm yet respectful.

You jump from your perch landing gracefully on your feet, slinging your rifle on your back. "Great, I'm tired and ready for a nap." You reply as you move to him. Your tail flicking lazily behind you. Keegan smiled at you tail flicking and gave a brief chuckle as he began walking back. He walked next to you, not saying anything and just allowing himself to admire your movements for a bit.

When the two arrived back to the base Keegan looked over to you.

“You did great out there.” He complimented you, his look was one of admiration.

" ...Thank you, so did you." You reply back as you take off your gear. You seemed a bit surprised by the sudden niceness from him when he had been horrible to you before. Keegan smirked and shrugged his shoulders, he was also unstrapping his gear. He could tell you were surprised, yet you weren't giving off a negative response to it.

“Hey…” Keegan looked over to you, seeming to be hesitating a bit before speaking.

You looked over at him as you put up your gear. "Yeah?" You reply casually. Keegan looked at you for a few seconds before taking a deep breath.

“Look, I just wanted to say, I’m sorry for being rude to you, the whole time before the mission started.”

His voice was soft, almost unsure as he finished speaking.

"Oh, well I forgive you." You told him calmly. "I'm used to the hate so it does not bother me that much." You explained as you finished putting up your gear. Keegan stared at you for a few seconds. Your calm demeanor made him feel more relaxed around you, maybe more comfortable. Though he would never admit it, you were growing on him.

“How do you deal with it? The hate I mean.” The wolf hybrid looked at her.

You give a shrug as you take your hair out of the fishtail braid it was in. (if you have short hair you just run your finger through it.) "I ignore it when I can." You combed your fingers through your hair. Keegan thought your hair was absolutely beautiful, your flawed skin really made it pop. Keegan couldn’t tear his eyes away from it.

Your calm, carefree attitude only made him want to get to know you more.

“You can ignore it? But…how doesn’t it bother you? Not even a little bit? Don’t you get frustrated at times?”

"Yes it does bother me but I don't react. That's why most are mean, to see me lash out and prove I am the monster they call me. So I don't give them the satisfaction of pissing me off." You told him as you glanced over at him. You pull your hair into a lazy ponytail.(If your hair is short you do nothing)

It made sense, he had seen first hand that you never reacted. Your patience was admirable, you were a lot different from what he had originally thought. It made him wonder…what made you that way.

When you pulled your hair into a ponytail his eyes were drawn to your soft and warm looking eyes. He tried to clear his head, he had to snap out of this before he did something stupid.

Once you were done you looked at him. "Well I'm going to turn in." You moved to leave to your personal quarters, stopping to add. "You're not half bad doggy." A small smirk graced your lips as you left him with that, your tail swaying behind you. When you had given him the small smirk it made you so much more desirable, you were absolutely gorgeous to him. As you moved away he could not help but admire your beautiful curves and body, your tail twitching as you went away was very alluring.

Keegan blushed at the comment, when you finished it off his face was red and he was biting his lip with a smug look on his face.

You had entered the safety of your room, because you were a Bengal tiger hybrid you needed your space so you didn’t have a roommate. You took off your uniform and put on some comfy sweats and stretched out on your bed and put on some of your favorite music. Letting out a content purr as you snuggled into your pillows and blankets, happy to take a nap after a mission. The door of your room was cracked open.

A few minutes later Keegan was approaching your room. His thoughts had raced back and forth the entire time he was back at the base, your little comment ‘you’re not half bad’ had stuck out to his mind. That was what made him come here and seek you out. He slowly and quietly pushed open the door, leaning against the wall as he just took you in. Though you didn't show it you knew he was at your door, his scent being strong and you remembered his scent. Your tail flicked lazily. "Are you just going to watch me?" Your voice called out suddenly, your eyes on him now. A sleepy smile on your lips. The small flick of your tail had made his eyes trail from your eyes to your tail then back up to your eyes. Your cute sleepy smile and eyes were definitely attractive. “I…you…” Keegan felt himself unable to properly articulate what he wanted to say. He was completely flustered, he had never expected you to be this calm after a mission.

It seemed you were actually okay with him. What should he do? Should he go inside? Leave you be? He was at a loss.

"Cat got your tongue?" You ask amused at him being so flustered. You sit up and pat the empty spot beside you. Inviting the wolf hybrid into your den. Your invitation was just the green light Keegan needed. He quickly and confidently walked over to you and sat just beside you, a little closer than he should have but he wanted to be close to you. He was nervous to say the least, yet he couldn’t stop staring into your eyes. They had a captivating effect on him. You chuckled at his eagerness, he didn't notice how fast his own tail was wagging. "Someone's excited." You carefully placed your hand on his head in between his ears. "I didn't know a scary wolf hybrid like you could be so cute." You chuckle warmly. Keegan leaned into your hand, his face turning bright red. Though, being called cute by you didn’t seem like a bad thing at all. It made his heart race and butterflies flapped in his stomach.

A soft smile grew on his face, he finally felt comfortable around you. For a moment you could do no wrong, You could not be more perfect.

"Such a good boy." You hummed, your own tail flicking side to side faster than normal. You didn't mind staying up from your nap to pet Keegan. He had closed his eyes just as you started petting him, he let out a satisfied mumble as his head laid against your lap. His ears twitched in response to your petting, clearly enjoying it. He was not embarrassed by it at all, in fact he felt safe and comfortable around you, being pampered like this was just icing on the cake. A loud deep purring came from you, he could feel it vibrate through him as you petted him. Your pupils were dilated as you watched him. You were a happy tiger hybrid. The vibrations of your purring felt like a nice comforting blanket wrapped around him. He felt your eyes wandering over him, admiring him. He was so relaxed he felt his head lay back further so you could pet his neck as well.

This was definitely different from what he expected, he never thought that someone as pretty as you would ever see him that way, let alone even call him cute. You were amazing.

"I think I'll keep you. I wouldn't want to share your cuteness with others." You mused, mostly to yourself. Keegan’s ears perked up and he opened his eyes up, your words had caught his attention.

He blushed at first, yet he couldn’t help but laugh a bit at your comment.

“You would really want to keep me?” Keegan was surprised, he never thought someone as attractive as you would be this interested in him.

You blinked at him, a common way cats used to express love. "There is just something about you that I like." You explained as you moved and cuddled up with him pulling a blanket over them. "You seem like a great cuddle buddy." You yawned softly as you cuddled him. Keegan smiled and moved slightly closer to you before cuddling deeper into you. He wasn’t bothered at all by you embracing him so closely, instead he let you pull him closer, holding him in your tight embrace. The feeling of your warmth was comforting to him, he felt relaxed and content, maybe even…happy? He couldn’t help but laugh at that thought, that he was feeling happy around you.

Keegan closed his eyes again and just leaned closer against you slowly falling asleep feeling loved by you.

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percsane · 1 year

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— don’t give my shit away ☆

pairing: letitia wright x blk afab reader

content: protective!letitia , fluff , suggestive , mentions of the kehlani and letitia video , mentions of dominque thorne

summary: letitia has to talk to you after seeing you all over her tiktok feed.

kendall's note: woo lord yall, im getting closer n closer to writing smut. IM SORRY IM TOO PUSSY FOR ALLAT LMFAO but i will fr if yall want me to ! also inspired by been away by brent faiyaz (my man) ALSO IK TISH WOULDN'T FR TALK LIKE THIS BUT ITS NICE TO IMAGINE

(♡) or rb! :)

it's been a while since you and letitia last talked, not because of anything real serious, you were both just.. very busy. and by that, i mean you saw that video of kehlani throwing her ass all up on letitia, and that shit aint sit right with you. you and letitia weren't public yet, but you couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy because of it. you didn't like that tish was all over someone who wasn't you. so, you took matters into your own hands... literally.

tish decided to download tiktok and make an account after seeing all the publicity and love she was getting after the new black panther movie, she was incredibly flattered, and the comments on videos were funny to her.

tiktok got a lot less funny when all she saw on her page were people talking about a video of (y/n) and dominque. tish started to look into that alleged 'video' and felt her blood ran cold. it was a video of you and dominique dancing all over each other, her hands all over you. and for some reason, it drove tish insane.

she wouldn't say shes a very jealous person, but she became different when it came to you. she didnt want anyone to have you the way she had you.

she was going crazy. she felt sick to her stomach thinking about you all over a woman. in less than a second her keys were in her hand and she was on her way to your house.

you had just gotten out of the shower, drying your curls as you were dressed in a cropped tee and sweat pants, you heard aggressive knocks at your door.

you checked the time, it was only a little after 8... who the fuck would be knocking on your door like that this early..?

you opened the door, ready to cuss the fuck outta who was on the other side of that door, opening it to see tish.

it was a nice sight to see, though she was in sweats in a random black tee, she was still so sexy to you, no matter what.

she moves her way inside before even saying a word to you, you could tell something was up.

"hey what's up witchu?" you ask, closing the door and walking up to her?

"why are you all over another woman? huh? we dont talk for a few days and you givin someone else yo attention?" she spits, she says it as if shes wanted to get that out.

you look her up and down before muttering

"are you serious?"

she looks confused at your response, as if she hasn't done anything. not giving her a chance to speak, you put your finger up.

"so you can be all up on kehlani, but i dance with dominique and you got issues? it wasn't no issue was kehlani was rubbing ha ass all over you." you raise your voice a little, getting very clearly heated as you've been holding that down for a while.

tish is silent, she smirks as she looks at you, walking up to you a lil bit.

she puts her hands on your waist and looks at you dead in your eyes. "you was upset about that? i'm sorry mami, you know me and kehlani just friends, i would never let that come between us." she sighs, getting serious for a second.

you know you should probably be upset, but when you look at her it's like it all goes away, shes your safe space.

you grab her forearms and rub them, smiling at her. "yeah i know.. im sorry for doing the most about it, i know you wouldn't do nothing like that to me." you shrug.

she removes a hand from your waist to tilt your chin up to look at you in your eyes.

"i forgive you ma, but you better not ever give my shit away like that."

#protective letitia #letitia x reader #letitia wright #black panther #black panther wakanda forever #x black fem reader #shuri black panther

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omegalomania · 1 year

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the thing that truly Truly unhinges me about infinity on high is that it is not simply an album about the horrible stomach-wrenching rollercoaster of fame and it is not solely an album about wrestling with your demons but it is a marriage of those two it is very much about fighting the worst parts of yourself in the most public avenues available. it's an album that all but rattles with the amount of references there are to medication. every seeming bout of narcissism is undercut with a sardonic twist and the snap of subtle self-loathing brimming beneath.

and the worst part of it is how that isn't even the worst part of it. the worst part of it for me is the fear. the fear of becoming something other than what you are. the fear of getting better. because this is how the world likes you - broken and stripped down to your ugly parts and embittered and exposed. this is how the world wants you, consumes you, because it's in your brokenness that they pick out such pretty patterns like finding rainbows in shards of glass. it's your wrecked-up brain with all its sporadic misfirings that draws everyone to you like moths to a faulty porchlight. i only keep myself this sick in the head 'cause i know how the words get you off. infinity on high. van gogh, the poster child for the ethos of creating something even at your lowest points. the poster child for the speculative, horrifying ethos of how your flaws and faults and fuck-ups are the only things worth keeping. how often have we seen that rhetoric. if van gogh wasn't depressed, we wouldn't have gotten starry night.

on september 15th 2006 at 9:08pm est pete wentz answered a fan question about what accomplishment of his he is proudest of.

I don’t really think about success or accomplishments too often. I guess just being around. Letting myself move past who I used to be- because that person was continually unhappy. Or at least trying to get to that point and not feel like im “changing for the worse” just because im letting myself feel ok. 10 years ago I didn’t listen to anything anyone said ever for the most part.

on september 18th 2006 at 2:36am est pete wentz wrote on one of his blogs how infinity on high was beginning to feel like a "nocturnal record" as it began to take shape.

somehow the things we say mean more in corners of dancefloors and we focus on love below the waist and outside of the head. "dont you want to get better"- i just dont want you to worry. "dont you want to get better" - tonight i do. the way they say "youre committing slow suicide" when someone lights up or cuts loose. but arent we all. everything we do just shortens our life, every breath is one less. but its what makes everything so treasured. in my head. it aint a funeral babe, i just want the headline to die. recovery is the new drug.

it hurts sometimes thinking about who he was in that moment. someone so fucking scared of getting better and desperate to get better, committing every flaw and insecurity he had to paper and trying to make art out of how desperately he fucking hated himself. as if his pain was the only compelling thing about him.

that's what kills me about this record. truly. it's not just about the perils and pitfalls of fame and renown. it's about how it feels, really feels, to think that your fame is reliant on you fucking hating yourself and how that is killing you.

and yet. infinity on high. a title taken from words written in 1888, from van gogh to his brother, as he talks about how his improving health has had a positive effect on his art.

Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.

van gogh did not give us starry night because he was depressed and suicidal and falling apart. van gogh did not make incredible works of art because of how much he was suffering. van gogh created in spite of that, because he had a brother who loved him and reasons to keep going.

pete wentz did not write some of his best lyrics on infinity on high because he was depressed and suicidal and falling apart. he wrote them in spite of that, because he had people in his life who loved him and over 15 years later he is still alive, he has 3 kids, he has his band who have been together for over 20 years and still love making music together, and at least externally, he no longer feels the need to self-immolate so the onlookers can make pretty patterns from the ashes left over.

#*making poasts #i was rereading some old blog posts for reasons and got so messed up about this #i wasnt even listening to ioh today. i was listening to mostly srar/abap/mania and i got emo ANYWAY #just thinking about the sheer scope in the difference of what he writes about then vs. now #i need to lie down.

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frostythefrostedfox · 9 days

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Time for that Williams analysis I promised earlier.

To sum things up: Sargeant Sucks, Albon doesn't deserves to be here

But before y'all come with your pitchforks out, allow me to explain

This sport has a weird tendency of underdogging certain people and teams, and I get it, rooting for the little guy (mandatory Yuki joke) is always the most fun, those tears that came from Zhou in China were very real, I felt those, and I loved it, those 5 seconds of Lando not knowing what to do on the podium in Miami, I felt that bro, and I am happy for him, today's pole for Leclerc felt like it matters more than any other he has every acheived, and I am happy for him, not only as a Tifosi, but as an F1 fan in general.

We all were pointing at the screen like thar DiCaprio meme in Miami when the Haas pulled that point finish despite that ad infinitum string of penalties for one of them, unsportsmanship behaviour? My dude, that team play at its finest!

I don't ever think we will be able to agree what the fuck happened in that SC release, and if it was fair or not to Lewis and Verstappen alike

But sadly, that usually blinds peeps and makes them forget, or at least makes them unaware of why the little guy is the little guy, and that is the case for Williams in general, so obviously seeing something like Albon did today, P9 on the (objectively) worst car and worst team in the grid in 2024 put a smile in my face, that's the Monaco magic I am here to see, it's all you broski, YOU did this, you deserve it.

But at the same time, is Monaco, the odd one out, the circuit where car and team matter little, talent and balls matter lots, this race is some sort of equalizer, where everyone has to fight with the same tools and the same weapons, everyone loses their advantages or at least their effect are reduced to a minimum, Monaco aint a place where you win the race, is a place where you win the Weekend, you win this by properly setting up your car, by properly understanding its flow, by getting a good quali session and by managing your race, other races Begin at (roughly) 2PM local time, Sunday and ends, at worst, 2 hours later; but not Monaco, Monaco's race begins at 1PM local time, Friday and ends at 4PM local time, Sunday when too much.

So why is Logan Sargeant dead last once again?

We saw Checho on P16, Alonso P15, Max P6, Albon P9, Gasly P10, so having cars off-placed is not the exception, is the norm, so why is he, again, at the back again?

The decision of sitting him out in favour of Albon sounded cruel and everyone rose up in discontent, but think about it this way, you're a team principal, what would you do? Would you want to give the team the biggest chances of finally doing something worth of praise or do you wanna be fair even tho you know where that road ends, and be honest with yourselves, and be realistic too, because we all known damn well how this sport is, fairness is rarely the rule anyone plays by here.

And since I know how y'all are, I am not saying the dude is a flunk, a dud and that we should kick him to the curb like a sick horse, not even remotely, the dude has talent, that is why he is sitting where he is sitting, that's why he is "One of the 20" (Yes, I preordered the game, champions edition, leave me alone), he wouldn't have gotten here any other way, but, to put it bluntly, his talent aint as big as the talent the other ones in the grid seem to have, he would do better in a less stakes series, maybe a more forgiving series, or perhaps he just needs more experience, after all we are all different and we all learn at different speeds, so maybe he could benefit from a couple years as development and simulation driver before getting into that seat again.

Time after time Sargeant has been stuck at the back of the grid, and the only time he wasn't, in Suzuka, he put himself there with a solo mistake in the underpass turn.

His time to shine was today, getting into Q2 would have certainly proven that all he needed was time, that he is all that, he is him, he just need us to be patient with him and maybe give him a car that aint the 2024 Williams, after all that is what happened to Stroll, after banging the wall the first he went on the track in Australia, everyone ruled him as a paid seat, get him out and blah blah blah, now he is a solid driver that more often than not pulls in consistent results, not his fault Alonso is the main character of F1 and has plot armour.

But he didn't, he was at the back of the grid, as usual, so what else am I supposed to make out of this? He should totally finish the season, he has earned that much, but he certainly hasn't won the seat, and if the rumors about Sainz going to Williams are true, what can I tell you mate? Can't blame Williams for trying to scrape the barrel and get out of that pit they've been in since the last regulation change.

I know he is the favourite pookie of the grid, look at the little guy! But we have to be real here, and we all have to acknowledge there is a difference between Fanon and Canon, from what I know Logan is an amazing person and a very charismatic young lad, but that shouldn't deter the judgement of anyone when we talk about his numbers and performance, these are two different subjects and they are not intertwined in any way, after all we all know how Alonso can be, specially at his sassy worst (McL/H era) yet his achievements are what they are.

The dude just aint performing, and that's the truth, is not about points, is about how consistently he has been stuck in the last place, I would love to see an american driver actually be good at this sport, the last one we had before him was Rossi with Haas and we all remember the Singapore SC incident when he almost bricked the race for everyone because he didn't knew the rules.

But ont he flipside, Albon... Oh boy, he really showed us today didn't he? I think that being signed by RB is the worst mistake a driver could ever make, because their standard is not a bar, is a whole sculpture, pose included, that you must match to perfection or else you're worthless, once their found Vettel, they wanted every other driver to be just like him, and gave them Vettel's car to measure up isntead of letting them drive their own car, until they found up someone who stepped up, Verstappen, and now is more of the same, anyone who aint him is expendable, and that was the case for Albon, but time after time he has put that paperweight of a car he drives now in places where it shouldn't be, so there has to be something in there right? RIGHT?

Albon would certainly benefit a lot from going to a team where he aint hitting the ceiling since day 1, something with room to grow, every other time when it has been in his hands (except for the australia incident) he has delivered, and he certainly did today, this boy has something, he aint HAM, VES, he certainly aint a VET and totally not an ALO, but he is something, and that something should be given at least the chance, and I hope he gets the chance to go up instead of keep going down, because from what it seems, there aint much down left from here to go to.

Maybe the new regulation change will be kind to him if he stays at Williams, maybe we'll see some phoenix rising type story right here, and I really hope that's the case, because Williams is a Legacy team like Ferrari for a reason, and it is just so painful to see their name associated with such atrocious performances and lackluster appeareance, Pastor Maldonado won with a Willians FFS, it wasnt like the last time Williams was good the years began with a 19

For me, personally, I just don't think I have it in me to sit in my chair for another race and keep hoping Seargeant will improve, that a miracle will happen, that things will get better, I just don't have it anymore, specially not when the season seems to be favouring the little guys, First non dutch anthem weekend by Sainz, Lando's maiden win, cut streak with today's P6.... But I do find myself rooting for the big guy at Williams more and more, I want to see Albon do things, let him cook, boy's a chef if you give him some room.

#f1 #f1 2024 #monaco gp 2024 #monaco grand prix #alex albon #logan sargeant

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spotsupstuff · 10 months

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"though in this case one does have to question why the apology pearl would be a thing n how Suns' then developed relationship with Spears would play into it"

in this hc, suns really is a manipulator.

the apology pearl was an attempt at reeling pebbles in, even a sick iterator could be useful. oh and in this hc puts pebbles' "I'm not just another bug wandering your worthless maze! I will reach my own solution, without any of you! Get out!" line in completely different light

y'know what i said that about suns manipulating pebbles into helping their own projects? i hc that spears was co-designed by pebbles, obviously NSH was the base inspiration but i do hc that suns might've used pebbles and his more efficient simulators to assist with the project

furthermore, something i find interesting is what suns says about spearmaster not being given a mark of communication as well as the internal pearl storage in order to not attract attention of other iterators

it seems to me that SM was made specifically to carry illegal information, such as the gold pearl.

as for the dp conversations between suns and nsh? as i said previously i think suns was trying to save face there, so i think a lot of his depression in those dialogues was faked.

suns might've actually gotten attached to spears(they are a useful tool after all), but i hc that they exaggerated it in the broadcasts to paint a more sympathetic/benevolent image of himself

y'know how manipulators take control of a story and tell it in a way that favors them? i hc suns did that as well with sig. at that point pebbles is shut off so the one telling the story of their relationship is Suns. no one knows pebbles' side of the story

adore how basically both me n shkiks were at some point "aint it so nice.. :) that there are no real villains in RW.... :)" and now i'm bein handed the most villainous fuck of a Suns characterization i've ever laid my lone eye upon. like it's kind of incredible, godspeed

#spot says stuff #rw #ah yes manipulators...#i can see it too in the moments they come off far too mechanic and uncaring #im never getting over them calling the whole situation a ''''''setback''''''. that pissed me off

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An angry blindness 1/2

Who doesn't fight?

Anybody fights either it's siblings or workers, everybody has something to say.

But what can happend if words hit to hard?

If he could only use one word to describe his hotheaded brother Cole would use: reckless. It seems no matter what mission their on Kai always finds a way to make Cole's inside to twitch when he does something dumb without any second thoughts or planning. Why he does what he does, Cole could never fully understand and it seems that no matter how many times he brings the topic to his brother, Kai waves a hand saying it’s no big deal and it’s fun.

And if that wasn’t enough to add to his list, Kai could be quite selfish going on and on about how he wished he was the one that did that and became this. Loving the attention it gave him when he saved the day and always seemed to think more about himself than others but that doesn’t mean his brother cared, if anything Kai was one of the most caring people he could’ve met in his life. If only he could stop his brother from going head first into danger and take a second to think.

Which brought them today.

The day had started fine, the team had just started training when an alarm from the city popped up alerting them to an attack in the town again. When they arrived the place was in chaos, people were running for their lives, some were trapped in buildings and the mastermind was standing in the street breaking things and stealing.

The battle lasted less time than usual, however at a moment the attacker had gotten the best of them, and leaving Cole and Zane open to an attack neither could dodge fast enough. However, the attack didn't faze them, before either could react Kai had sprung into action running in front countring the attack with his fire. The two attackers met in a tug-of-war battle neither end weakening the other, until Kai lost his footing giving the attacker an open window and slamming him into a tree, luckily Jay and Nya managed to stop the attacker, thanks to him being distracted by winning.

When things began to calm down, Cole immediately went up to his hotheaded brother sitting on a rock as an ambulance looked him over.

“YOU LOST YOUR MIND” Cole yelled at Kai, anger clearly shown.

“You could've gotten hurt”

“Uh, you're welcome,” Kai said unbothered.

“We could’ve han-”

“No” Kai cut him off. “You both aint that fast”

“And that gives you a right to put yourself at risk” Cole replied, looking like he wanted to give Kai a few good wacks upside the head.

“I stopped the villain”

“You almost got seriously hurt” Pointing to his bandage shoulder.

“Puh-please This is nothing” Kai huffed, rolling his eyes.

“It could’ve been nothing, were you thinking more clearly” Cole hissed. “It’s always reckless behavior from YOU. You never think twice before doing anything!!” Cole yelled. “And if that isn’t enough to me, is your constant way of thinking everything is about YOU when it never was. Did you ever consider the consequences of your actions” He growled.

“I…. Cole of co-” Kai started, but again Cole cut him off.

“I’ll answer that for you. No, you didn’t!” Cole hissed. “I’m tired of it dude. I’m sick and tired of your attitude and the way you treat your own life like it’s a game. You can’t keep pulling these stunts like it’s nothing. Do you know how selfish that is?” He growled, getting in Kai’s face and poking his finger on the teens chest hard.

“Pull your act together… or else”

“You know what!” Kai stood up. “Forget this. Met you back home” He summoned his dragon and took to the sky.

A heavy sigh, Cole ran his hand through his dark locks.

“That boy, gonna give me gray hair faster than my dad”

“Be more careful Cole” A voice cut in.

Turning around he was met with the rest of the team, with Nya stepping forward.

“Careful?!” Blinking his eyes.

Seeing the earth ninja reaction Nya replied. “There’s alot going on in Kai’s life”

“I just wish Kai was less reckless and more cautious” He countered back, tired of his brother’s streak of reckless decisions abes of his selfishness

“It’s not how he copes”

Cole looked to Nya for an explanation.

She never replied back instead took to the sky to leave behind a frustrated and confused Cole.

----------Time Skip----------

None of them saw much of Kai the next day. Cole glanced at his bedroom door at one point just to confirm his suspicion that his fiery brother was hiding out in his bedroom. Cole respected Kai’s need for privacy, so he did not bother him. And instead took his time and attention into finding the fiery brother’s siblings which wasn’t usually that hard except for the past days she seems to keep away from Cole.

If she saw him in one direction she would head the other avoiding him completely.

But one day his luck hit. It was a sunny day and the team got a break from training to enjoy the day and it was there on the deck that he found the master of water leaning on the railing looking out at the ocean.

Forming a plan in his head he approached gently.

“So what’s up with mister Pride and Tall” Cole joked, getting to the point, sitting on the railing on the Destiny bounty, feet dangling in the air.

She glanced up at him briefly before going back to the ocean.

“You're right,” Nya began. “There are better solutions for Kai to do.…. but that doesn’t mean he’s selfish”

“You're sure,” Cole said sarcastically. “It takes a lot to get past that thick skull of his”

“Cole” Nya interrupted. “It’s hard to understand Kai’s actions at times I get it. However.... selfish in battle, was never my brother’s way even if it looks that way. Is it annoying when he runs head-first into battle without planning…. yes, but I get why he does it”

Cole raised his eyebrows “What you mean”

Nya sighed. “Life back home wasn’t all happy, after losing mom and dad. None of the adults wanted to help us, forcing Kai to take on the role as adult to the two of us” Nya said in a low voice. “While growing up I never thought much of it…. then I did. I was allowed to play games, eat homemade food that I didn't have to cook, I even got to go to school” Nya smiled at all the memories she had of her childhood but that smile fell fast. “But while I was out there having fun, Kai went straight to work and when I did ask him to play he was always too tired or busy”

Nya looked at Cole. “Now all you guys are by his side and that’s a huge blessing for him… and me” She whispered the last part. “You gave Kai what he’s missing"

The air around them got silent.

"Kai got a new freedom" Cole stood in disbelief, he didn’t anticipate an answer like that.

"Back home he barely had any time to himself, taking care of me, going straight to the blacksmith to work and doing his best alone to defend our home when others wouldn't come for our aid" Nya said softly. “After joining the team Kai has more free time, has discovered more about himself and has a moment to breathe”

"I don't think you guys realize how loyal Kai is to this team. There’d always been the instinct to check up on everybody around him before assessing his own wellbeing. That doesn’t change, and I don’t think it ever will. Kai would endure hell if it meant not an ounce of pain would touch our heads" Nya explained.

‘Sigh’

"You guys keep saying Kai wishes he was that and he wishes he was the one that did that…. and to you, it might sound selfish and dumb and maybe it is a few times… but to me"

Cole’s hand came around her shoulders, patting her gently.

“Nya'' Cole interjected, gently locking eyes with her. "Your brother is smart….. no doubt however if he keeps playing the hero something gonna go wrong"

"If Kai keeps doing this, we'll have somebody keep him in check," Cole offered.

However his idea was not met nicely, what happened next happened so fast Cole didn’t have time to react.

Nya- moving fast as lightning, shoved him off the railing, the ship was on the sea luckily, but that didn’t stop him from making a huge splash drawing the attention of the others including Pixal with shocked and confused faces.

He resurfaced only seconds later coughing up water, turning his head to look at his team.

“MAN OVERBOARD!”

“You okay?”

“When I said you smelled bad I didn’t mean that bad”

“COLE?!"

Cole blocked out his team's frantic words, averting his eyes at the master of water.

“Nya”

She shook her head disappointed.

With a swift, practiced motion of her hands the water wrapped around him with a good grip then shooting him out of the water and flat on the deck.

Cole was completely baffled and also looked quite pensive at Nya’s behavior. He understood absolutely nothing anymore as Nya turned on her heels and began to make her way back inside. Cole began shaking water off himself, as he accepted a towel from Pixal.

"Dude" Jay helped him up.

"What was that?" Lloyd asked.

"I have no clue. We were just talking about Kai’s reckless behavior and I mention we should keep an eye on him, she pushed me overboard"

With those words, he ran after Nya, dumbfounded, unable to believe how the conversation had taken such a turn. Instead, he almost collided with Garmadon at the doorway, who had been watching Nya with confusion as she disappeared inside.

"What's going on…?

He blinked and noticed his student wet clothes.

"Cole?"

"Nya pushed me in the water" Admitted Cole, embarrassed trying to go after Nya, but Garmadon held him back.

"How about you join me after you change" It wasn't much of a question, more of a statement.

Cole ran his hands through his damped hair.

"Hay Sensei" Garmadon let him pass as he went to change to dry clothes.

#ninjago cole #ninjago fic #ninjago jay #ninjago lloyd #ninjago nya #ninjago #ninjago kai #family #ninjago fanfiction #kai smith #hurt/comfort

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capriciousvisage · 1 year

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pandaemonium tier 3 story spoilers below

i think the story overall was really predictable in a satisfying way. athena was like the spitting image of my own Mother so i was really, really happy that erich could stand up to her. "so useless, even to the end" "and who made me that way?" hit a little close to home lmao

athena's animations were REALLY fun. they've gotten so good at expressions and subtle things like eye wavering movements...

sexualizing an old man is a full time job and brother i aint EVER call in sick

hes soooo so so soso sosooso sos soso sooo dreamy UGH

DO YOU PROMISE?

i got jumpscared by the final scene with themis and it being voiced i wasn't expecting that at all. themis ueueueueue. i want to write something with elidibus (primal) (inside emrys) reacting to that scene especially... i want themis (soul) (real) to join the soul soup that is emrys though... ueee...

i got the themis card right away and mom i frew up

#cosmic choir #ffxiv posting #ffxiv spoilers #endwalker spoilers #pandaemonium spoilers #6.4 spoilers

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ohh its fine, dont worry! but, doesnt tumblr do that automatically nowadays? put posts under a cut? i seen posts being put under a cut, but granted, idk if they do it themselves or nah lol.

yoooo legit same here!! i wasnt sure what it was about at all before i began watching it, i do like going into some stuff completely blind, having no idea whats it about and so on. i feel like it makes stuff more funny to watch? ayo if you into pirate stuff, idk if you into watching anime though, but if you lowkey are you may like it hahah. its actually really funny.

yall, i was watching so much anime these past days being sick that i legit have burnt tf outta them lol...now im just barely getting through one episode of any im watching and im like "ehhhh...thats gonna have to be it for today. maybe even for tomorrow" lmao. all i been watching is, seriously the fucking youtube shorts. its an evil cycle though, bc i'll go into it thinking "just one, this one that im clicking im gonna watch" and then the scrolling begins, until its the semi same videos popping up then i'll quit.

i agree, and i aint no fan, but i wanna know what the hell happened. whole set too uncomfy to release what happened lmaoo 😂

oh my god what a coincidence lmfao. "french izzy cant hurt you" LMFAOOO. 😂 what the hell was just witnessed LMFAOOO WHAT WAS THAT?? it sounded like all he made was some strange noises and then ohzzee OHHHZZZZEEE!!

"IT TOOK ME SEVERAL TRIES TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO VIEW THE WHOLE THING I KEPT PAUSING IT LMAOO" lmfaoooo im sorry thats just TOO FUNNY. 😂😂

absolutely wild to think someone being given a whole ass ship at the age of 17, thats crazy! i lowkey do wonder, bc im dumb lmfao fr i am, how does people know that people like this existed way back then. like what are the 'proofs' or whatever of them having existed. like how do they know their names too. not to be a creep but i lowkey thought you was like 18. SORRY IF THAT WAS WEIRD TO SAY. 😳

yea! they legit be puking out all these kinds of emojis but NO CAPY??? illegal! CRIMINALITY EVEN!

oh? do tell me what you'd think he could do worse lmfao, im curious... 😳 LMFAOOO you legit speak of him like you know him in person! plot twist: yall related and he is your uncle. 😳😳 hahaha jkjk!

what if you sent in some suggestions of what he could do, and the crew working on it was like "oh my...these are some good ideas lettuce try them out!" 😂

hope you have a good day! ~🐨

HIII NONNY boy oh boy did I go through an Event on the izzy hands front lmaoooo but let’s get to that in a minute shhsghs

ohh yeah I forgot that tumblr cuts off long posts now bc I’m pretty sure I just turned that feature off lmao

aw burnout’s no fun!! :( especially with something you like that much. just take it easy I think 😌 don’t push yourself to watch anything yknow

and yeah it’s crazy to think about pirating at that age!!! to answer your question I think most of our solid information about people back then is based on like surviving documents and stuff (like I’m pretty sure I found something that had a court trial involving Israel Hands?? Idk) but there’s also a lot from like, random books about pirates, which we can’t even be sure about the validity of those sources 🤔 it’s interesting to think about. but like I figure a lot of that stuff is passed down through fancy tales and stories especially when it comes to the really famous pirates. like, israel hands wasn’t that big but he did work under blackbeard, so 🤷

and don’t worry about it 😅 I’m not 18 yet sadly but you’re only a year off on that one so. no big deal lmao

anyways yeah but ON THE TOPIC OF THE DADDY THING AND CON LMAOOO so I was lowkey (highkey) freaking out recently because there was a convention :O Con O’Neill and another actor from OFMD appeared at a comic con and did a panel and I lost my MIIND lmao 😂😂 it was the first time I’ve ever gotten to hear Con really talk about Izzy since he hasn’t done any interviews for ofmd and it was super exciting!!! Plus I’m just hyperfixated on Con too so it was like. CAL HYPERFIXATION EVENT EXTREME MODE GHSHSHHS I was bouncing off the walls

he did actually talk about the daddy bit!! 😂 turns out it was indeed improvised by him on the spot and he didn’t even really register that he was doing it until he heard the words come out of his mouth GHSHSHJSJS. he then proceeded to full on growl ‘daddy’ into the mic bc he’s insane like that sggsgshsb

he also joked about taking his shirt off REPEATEDLY during the whole thing so like. I feel like that just answers your questions about this man lmaooo he’s so funny to me

I think he knows how obsessed people are with him at this point and it’s just given him FAR too much power. If he was that crazy in ofmd season 1 WITHOUT a rabid fanbase behind him I cannot fucking wait to see how insane and hilarious he could be in season 2 with all this added confidence.

but yeah there was soooo much going on that day gshsggsvs the pictures were hysterical and he said some stuff about Izzy that just made me want to laugh and cry and go insane,, I was actually thinking like damn where is my anon friend I must talk to them!!! 😂😂

PLUS THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER CONVENTION VERY SOON IM SO EXCITEDDDD

here is my insane lil man with his fellow actor ^^^ sghshhs I’m obsessed with them

really hope you’re doing well!!!!! also forgot to say this but I think just going into a show without knowing anything ab it is so funny 😂 especially with anime like who knows WHAT is gonna happen lmaoo

thank u for chatting again!!

#ask box #i think I was hyperventilating throughout like 40% of that day sghsgsggsw

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orneryotter-greiverdhark · 1 year

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Monster Hunter: the movie commentary.

So I'm finally watching the Monster Hunter movie, here's my thoughts as it went on: I... I'm pretty sure boats in MH don't sail through sand??? Is physics just not a thing in MH or is this movie just off to a special start? Maybe that’s in some of the MH games I haven’t seen... Goggles girl! Ooo lol fuck diablos This is so fuckin dramatic omg Oh yeah, identify our world by the litter. What a statement piece. This is such a dramatic film. The slo-mo. Crikey. Coulda cut about half of it and got the same effect. Also wtf I don't think MH had wierdo portal magic shit? Idk tho, I've only looked at like 3 games in the series. Oo I wonder how much sand they just ate. Poor actors. Ooo more dramatic shot on the top of the dunes. I kinda like this movie. Its terrible, but I like it. Kinda. That's a surprisingly anti-military song they're singing. Guess they didn't get funded by the US army for this motion picture. Oo, wonder what bones they are o geez so dramatic oof so much sand. I wonder how many times they had to stop because of sand gettting in the eyes. lol they don't even try to make that look like burrowing under the ground Those 2 guys don't seem too bothered about the whole wierdo world with monsters lol. Very chill. lol, now its on fire and chasing you. oo dangerous. any of those bullets could have gotten her. Also it didn't seem like shooting them did a whole lot before so why was it different when they popped on its head? her teeth are so white against her grubby face lol Now that I think about it I don't recognise those bug monsters at all, especially not as prolific monsters. Maybe from one of the games I haven't seen?

oh yeah, shout at the monsters.v helpful

you did not get a spark that easy fuck off.

oo more dramatic ranged shots

I hope the whole movie isn't just this rock... I mean, its a story I guess but half the joy of MH is the community, and one dude stuck on a mountain really aint that.

lol high diablos. He like 'uh? where's my dinner -disappointed face-'

uh pointless fighting because nobody can ever do introductions. such

unnecessary hostility.

uh really, were gonna watch them be dicks to eachother for half an hour? I mean, its on point I guess, very American - survivor in a strange land, attack the first person they see.

Seriously, this is MONSTER HUNTER why are we watching half an hour of two randos fighting eachother????? ARE THERE NO MONSTERS THEY COULD BE FIGHTING WTF.

oh they're friends now are they? Just, had enough of the ointless fight now she's realised she actually doesn't want to kill him.

Oh yeah, eat this food, which is probably so foreign to your body it'll make you super sick. Really, its great.

Really, only one big one has come out? You're kidding there are like a million spiders in there, but they just waited till the hoomins took down the first one?

It's kinda annoying that they've gone with the whole 'can't communicate with eachother due to language barrier' as a thing. I know it makes sense that they wouldn't be able to communicate since they come from different worlds, but still.

I mean, it's got some MH elements in there I guess.

Oh, now we're more towards the MH we know and love.

lol bait.

Oooo Rathy.

lol firespinning

Uh, really not enjoying the representation of the people of MH

For a guy who learned this language 'as a study' his accent is very american.

Who's keeping those fires lit.

So even though there's a whole bunch of them, he's only gonna speak in english to her. I guess the rest of them don't need words.

I mean, could they not just find a way inside the tower rather than hang about waiting for Rathy to blast 'em?

Also, saying 'its vulnerable just before it breathes fire' don't mean shit if you don't have a plan to like, take advantage of that like 3 seconds of vulnerability.

Oh look, she cut its wing or smthn. A vulnerability they could also capitlise on.

All this slow-mo.

lol face first.

Lol Rathy followed you home. Can we keep him mommy?

oh no, he's eating everything.

oof, you ain't gon win an air battle against a Rathy.

I mean, you could try for a radio or something but no, why not just go one on one against Rathy?

I mean, the attacks are straight out of MH but they look so tacky lol. Also wtf how is that the end of the movie? That doesn't end it! Ugh. I mean fair enough though that was kinda terrible.

O, a credit scene.

Who da fuk is that meant to be? Also Palico!

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mulderfx · 4 years

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#i dont think ive ever felt so bad about something that i feel physically sick for more than two years straight about it #theres nothing i can do but support from afar. its something they have to go through.#but god to see them hurt this bad is something else.#who ever i date is gonna ask me why it took me so long to go on one and this is why. absolutely appalled at how love can overtake you so-#-much that you lose yourself and doubt your own right to worth.#tbd #imagine being a relationship that makes you say ‘we have more bad times than good. i can barely think of a good times.’#or makes you think you arent worthy of love period?#imagine being in a relationship that creates a huge ass double standard about how you interact with the other sex and not having trust in y-#imagine being in a relationship that feels like your own personal hell. your own punishment.#imagine your partner in life not meeting the bare fucking minimum of respect and love daily #imagine your partner saying they KNOW they treat you wrong and they promise to change #but two years later they havent. if anything theyve gotten worse.#imagine your partner treating literally everyone else with so much respect it makes you question if youre crazy to think the relationship-#-isnt as bad as it is. just because it aint physical abuse doesnt mean its no abuse!!!!!!

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mickeycookies · 6 years

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Today's Ivette's birthday and I'm too backed up on school work to do anything for her again!

#plus im SICK on top of everything #i already feel like shit 24/7 adding a cold on top of it makes me feel like i can never leave my bed #im such a bad creator im always busy on Ivette's birthday #i want to be that kinda artist who can always get stuff drawn for OC birthdays and character birthdays but im always drowning #aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh #either way todays her birthday and shes my favorite OC ive ever made and i appreciate how much shes gotten me to research and and write #for her again--so heres to her on her day #especially since Disney aint doing shit for WFRR today

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noisyalmonddreamer · 3 years

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Dating Nico Di Angelo would include

(a/n) It’s Nico’s Birthday today everyone! It’s my baby’s birthday

-finding out that he is ALSO a cuddler

-cuddles constantly, in private of course because he still wants to appear dark and brooding

-takes a while for y'all to cuddle because again he's nervous about physical affection and all'

-but once you do he hangs onto to you

-he's touch starved hug him

-he's also scared you're going to leave, not like breakup (But he is scared of that) but it would be like the fates to take you away from him once he's happy

-100% likely to hang on to you

-takes a while to kiss you

-he's a nervous boy and doesn't want to mess up

-he has never kissed anyone before so he thinks he'll embarrass himself

-you're the one to initiate the first kiss

-y'all had been dating for a few months and there had only ever kisses on the cheek and forehead

- "close your eyes"

- "um ok"

-You kiss him and it takes him a few seconds to register

-You're about to pull away when he kisses back

-his kisses are super cold, his lips are cold

-you only get caught because the seven (aka 90% of the people he talks to) don't know how to knock

- "D'awwww whittle Neeks is growing up"

- "GET OUT!"

-embarrassed boy awww

-you take care of him all the time

-remember he hasn't gotten sick in like 80 years so when he gets sick he thinks he's dying

- "oh hey-"

- "hey I have a sick assassin on my lap I'll get back to you once he knows that having a fever doesn't mean he's dying"

- "who was that?"

- "no one"

-people being surprised you guys are dating since there isn't much into PDA, like mostly when he's jealous

-he get jealous a lot because he thinks he doesn't deserve you.

-He isn't outwardly jealous

-at least he doesn't really say anything

-just kinda starts brooding somewhere

- "Neeks what's wrong?"

- "Nothing"

-He's planning the person's death

-You don't get jealous much because people aren't really trying to get with him (I love you neeks but other than fangirls you aint popular with people trying to date you)

-telling him to eat and not taking no for an answer

-when he leaves for the underworld you get sad but know that it's his responsibility and everything

-he always gets you something from where he goes

-seeing his sillier side when he's with Mrs O'leary

-Getting used to the feeling of shadow traveling

-Almost throwing up first time he did it though

- "Ok so we're her- What's wrong!"

- "Holy shit"

-Likes practicing with you but also no he doesn't

-let me explain

-he likes practicing with you because he wants to spend time with you and teaching you because will get jealous of whoever is training you if it's not him

-but he doesn't want to hurt you. The last thing he wants is you hurt and if it his fault he will almost cry

-comforting him if he has nightmares about Bianca

-settling him in your lap like a baby and cradling him while humming (Sometimes everyone needs to be cradled you feel me?)

-he will personally kill anyone that upsets you

-He lets you take his avatar jacket

- "(y/n) isn't that Nico's?"

- "yes"

- lots of hickeys (at a certain age right now he is too young) again doesn't mean you did anything he just likes to make sure anyone who tries anything with you knows you're taken

-Sleeping in his cabin all the time

-Y'all are the couple that could be found hanging out by yourself's being cute n' stuff

#Lillis writings #heros of olympus x reader #Heros of olympus headcanons #heros of olympus imagine #nico di angelo x reader #Nico di Angelo #percy x reader

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If functions could talk - college edition - feat. the ESFP stacking

Se - wow, so many people walking by... is it distracting for you? oh, sorry, i’ll try to be quiet. oh my gosh, look at that guy’s hair. how could you fit that much gel on your head? oh, sorry, i’m supposed to be quiet. sorry. but your back hurts. you better fix your chair. oh, your head hurts too. sorry, i should be quiet. wait, what did the teacher say?

Fi - man, that person ignored my greeting. no, i’m okay. really, i’m fine... also, depression texted me. it’s feeling ignored since you’ve gotten busy. lemme just schedule a meeting with it tonight. what time is good? like, 10 pm? okay, it’s a date.

Te - hollllyyyy crap, we got things to do!!! there is no way i will let you sleep with all three of these assignments due for next week. we must get them done. now. i will not take no for an answer. you will not be at peace ever again. your dreams will not be the happy flowery kind. they will be your assignments. being missed.

Ni - so... guys? can i just say something...

Se - naw, we have to pay attention to the professor. aint got time for your ABsrAcT, noNSenSicle, baloney, Ni. btw, your head still hurts. please, we need advil. death is right around the corner if you don’t take some pain killers right now-

Fi - oh my gosh, i just had the best idea for a story ever! so there’s a guy who-

Te - NO no NO! we are NOT going to waste our tuition and fail our classes because Fi has another plotless story. NO!

Ni - no i wanna hear Fi’s idea. it sounds really interesting. i have a great plot idea too, if you’ll give me a few more seconds-

Se - so are we just gonna die!? is this how it ends? i see a light...

Fi - ooohhh, that would be a great sentence in the story. so many feels... can we write it down? please?

Te - uhhh, guys, the professor is still talking, are you seriously-

Ni - yeah! i’ve got the whole beginning written down! this story is gonna be so sick. we’re gonna make millions.

Se - this is it. this is really the end. so... thirsty. head’s gonna explode. you’ve really killed us. i can’t believe it.

Fi - hmmm, i didn’t think we would go like this. well, i hope the funeral will be bomb. man, what’s my family gonna think? oh, that’s weird, i forgot my story idea... dang, i hope they play thanks for the memories by fallout boy. it really wouldn't be your funeral if they didn’t.

Te - well, you should prolly write that down so you don’t forget. maybe highlight it so they can find it before the funeral.

Ni - yeah, and i would like a large bouquet of irises. they symbolize-

*takes advil*

Se - oh, are we okay? cool, i’ll let you get back to your studies ;)

Fi - man, i can’t believe i lost my story idea :(

Te - yeah, who had time for that anyways? ah! write down that important information! neater handwriting, you peasant!

Ni - what story? oh, you mean the one i just threw out of your head? huh, my bad. no, i can't re-write it. that would be silly, haha!

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