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tally-ace · 2 years
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Plays new video game: Wow what if I crossed this over with my special interest?
Watches new show: Wow what if I crossed this over with my special interest?
Hears new song: Wow what if I crossed this over with my special interest?
Sees new funny meme: Wow what if I
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lotus-pear · 3 months
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guys stop asking me for bsd fic recs, i will tell u to go read the light novels
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jtl-fics · 1 year
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Fluent Freshman - Part 13
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“I can’t believe you would go out on Black Friday to grocery shop but I guess thanks for going out on Black Friday to grocery shop.” Aaron greets him with as FF moves over to the table.
Andrew and Captain Neil had apparently went out shopping.
Andrew and Captain Neil had apparently come back and have been in Andrew’s room for the past couple hours.
“Josten probably wanted to go to Excites for some gear. I don’t know what my brother sees in that Exy-obsessed jerk.” Aaron says as he eats his own smiley eggs and bacon. FF hears the sound of a hammer and a drill from Andrew’s room.
Heart in his throat he forces himself not to think about what Andrew and Captain Neil COULD be building.
(A guillotine, an iron maiden, that weird wedge thing that splits people in half at the groin, He should NOT have taken that Spanish history class. Oh god it’s probably a fence so he can’t escape whatever hunting ground Andrew is going to drag him to if he can’t buy his continued existence via baked good.)
“Shut up, they’re actually really sweet to one another.” Nicky chastises before turning to FF, “Because of that your final serving goes to Smithy. He deserves it more than you.” Nicky says and slides the final plate of eggs and bacon.
“He’s just as bothered by it as I am!” Aaron scowls.
“By what?” FF asks because there are a lot of things that bother him so Aaron is going to have to be more specific.
“By those two being all close. I’ve seen the way you turn and walk away.” Aaron reaches across the table for his bacon but FF just pushes the plate closer to him. The two plates he had already eaten were more than enough, especially after the full dinner that they’d had the night before. “You’re grossed out by it too right?” He asks as he goes to stab the bacon.
FF slides the plate away and Aaron stabs the table.
FF is NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
His gran raised him better than that.
“I don’t agree with you.” He says because he doesn’t but can’t bring himself to say anymore. He’s in Aaron’s house, he stole Aaron’s keys that morning to lock up the house.
(it was so rude but what if someone broke in because he left the house unlocked? What if someone got hurt just because he wanted to ensure his own survival? Isn’t it better that he just borrowed Aaron’s keys to make sure that no one in the house got hurt? Does FF still believe with every fiber of his being that Andrew Minyard is trying to murder him in this exact house? Yes. Can these concerns coexist peacefully? Also yes.)
If anything he finds Captain Neil and Andrew to be an incredibly nice couple. They talk about things together, they make plans about their future, their PDA was actually pretty minimal (especially in comparison to Aaron), and he had figured out the weird code Andrew talked in so he was pretty sure that Andrew and Neil loved one another.
The only issue he has with the couple is that they are out at a store probably buying supplies to torture and then kill FF.
Otherwise they were perfectly fine.
Aaron scowls, “You can’t be serious. You walk away faster than you run on the court when you see the two of them getting all gross.” He points with his fork and tries to grab the bacon again.
FF frowns deeper.
“I walk away even faster from you and your girlfriend.” He returns because Aaron and Katelyn are the couple who have been the MOST guilty of initiating something in front of him when he was in ‘Visible only when the sunlight strikes him at the exact right angle on the summer solstice’ mode.
 He had tried to clear his throat to get them to quit quite a few times but…well…he has heard Katelyn mention that one of her and Aaron’s favorite ‘hang out’ spots might be haunted….so he hadn’t been overly successful.
“PDA makes me uncomfortable in general. Captain Neil and Andrew are a very nice couple who you shouldn’t talk bad about.” He defends as one of the only people who would know exactly how thoughtful the two were to one another.
He hopes his Gran is proud of him for saying something.
Aaron looks at him with a twisted mouth for a while before relenting, “Fine they’re not that bad. It’s just a big brother thing.” Aaron rolls his eyes.
FF swallows down some acid in his throat and pushes the smiling eggs and bacon over to Aaron who smiles back at the breakfast and proceeds to eat it.
A big brother thing.
FF gets up and heads over to the final bag that Andrew had left out on the counter. FF had bought some additional offerings for his mortal soul to tide Andrew over while he made the brownies. It’s also where the incense and his latest two five hour energies should still be.
He finds the incense, wonders if he hallucinated the five hour energies (very possible), and hands Nicky a box of sour patch kids to distract him when he comes over.
“Smithy, why the hell are you lighting incense?” Nicky asks because the sour patch kids were NEVER going to be enough to distract Nicky. That would take something on the level of Swedish Fish but he’d been more focused on avoiding the candy thrown by an irate woman towards a member of Target staff because the grocery department couldn’t get her the redemption coupon for one of the flat screens in the Electronic department so he had FAILED to procure them. He’d even seen a box sail through the air is bullet time because his brain was too hopped up on Five Hour Energy but he’d let it go believing he could just grab a box at check out. THEN HE ZONED OUT IN THE CHECK OUT LINE AS HE STARED AT BOTH THE FUTURE AND THE PAST AND FORGOT HE WAS IN THE PRESENT WHERE HE HADN’T GOTTEN THE DAMN SWEDISH FISH.
“I’m going to make my Great Grandma’s brownies.” He says in response, “I’m hoping to channel her so I don’t mess up.” He says.
“Oh! More grandma baking goodies?! I can be your assistant baker! What do you need?” Nicky says visibly vibrating with excitement at the prospect. “We can listen to Mariah and I can lick the spoon!”
There is a noise of revulsion from the kitchen table.
“Don’t let him lick the spoon Smiths! He gets WEIRD about it.”
“That sounds like what someone who wants to lick the spoon would say.”
“Oh shut up!”
“That’s not a NO!”
The cousins continue to argue about spoon licking rights as FF gets started checking to make sure that the kitchen has all the necessary equipment to even make his brownies. He’d been so tired (last night? This morning?) that he hadn’t thought about even checking that the cousins would have things like a glass bowl, an baking dish, pie tin, etc.
Thankfully FOR ONCE luck is on his side and FF does not have to walk back to the Target.
So he finishes pulling out everything he’ll need, getting the oven pre-heated, and pulling out the ingredients for the brownies from the fridge.
He lights some incense with the stove top burners sends a quick prayer up and wonders if maybe a ouija board would have been better but if the Home Goods section had been a dangerous spot then the toy section would have been like walking into an active war zone. There are no laws as far as parents are concerned when it comes to getting the ‘it’ toy for their kids. FF has watched the highs and lows of humanity in the Barbie aisle more than once.
So he melts chocolate, he sifts flour and sugar, he separates eggs, and he uses every muscle that Kevin’s insane work out regiment had given his arms to whip those egg whites into stiff peaks. He knows his great gran is with him when Nicky and Aaron continue to argue (they are now talking about the ethics of licking the spoon vs. licking the bowl? He doesn’t quite get how they got there but alright) so Nicky doesn’t hear him say “Stiff Peaks Acquired” to himself because he knows Nicky well enough to know that he would have NEVER heard the end of it.
He uses all of the delicacy his gran had ever tried to teach him to fold those egg whites into the chocolate and then to fold in the flour and sugar. There are more steps, more ingredients, but unless you are family then those are CLASSIFIED.
Great Gran had always been the suspicious sort.
The oven beeps to let him know it’s done pre-heating as he’s carefully transferring his great gran’s life’s work into the baking dish.
He was so focused that he hadn’t even realized that Andrew was back until he turned to do the dishes and found Andrew holding the bowl and running his fingers through the scant remaining mix and shoving it into his mouth.
He is surprise that the scream remains in his head. He’s even more surprised that he stays upright. Maybe the nap did him some good even if it let Andrew and Captain Neil build whatever torture device they were intending to use on him.
He really needs to drink some pepto. He doesn’t think that Andrew will pause their ‘The Most Dangerous Game’ recreation to let FF manage his ulcers. Andrew is staring straight at him.
Andrew offers him the spoon.
FF declines. Raw eggs, sugar, and chocolate? With THIS stomach? He’d almost prefer to be chased through whatever enclosure Andrew is going to drag him to.
“When did you wake up?” Andrew asks.
“Hour ago.” He answers.
“Hm.”
“I’ll make the pie tomorrow.” he ventures trying to extend his life by another day.
Andrew shoves the spoon into his own mouth after that and walks out into the dining room. FF hears both Aaron and Nicky’s cries of anguish.
FF looks at the brownies in the oven at the incense burning on the counter and wonders if that was Andrew’s way of confirming his stay of execution.
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bowl-of-fruit-loops · 8 months
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I see your “satoru couldn’t bear to see suguru’s body destroyed” and I raise you “shoko couldn’t bear to do it”
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sprout-fics · 6 days
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Gaz having a folder dedicated to figuring out if Fix and Ghost are together IS AMAZING, I just know he has everything written down with dates and other evidence. I just know it’s like the x files meme where Gaz goes, “Soap you’re not gonna believe this” if you do decide to make Gaz investigating fix and ghost I will HAPPILY READ IT CAUSS I LOVE ALL YOUR WRITING AND IDEAS❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh he regularly drags Soap into empty briefing rooms just to give him fully detailed reports on the current happenings of the week. Soap is smart, but he is also banking on the fact that he's Ghost's best friend, and Ghost would probably tell him if he was dating Fix (He wouldn't)
So Gaz is doing the full Pepe Silva red string conspiracy board saying:
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"and then I saw Fix wearing lipstick on Tuesday. Why the fuck would she need lipstick when she's running sweeping drills with Ghost except to look nice for Ghost?"
Soap: "Maybe she's seeing someone in the drill squad?"
Gaz: "SHE'S SEEING GHOST!!"
Meanwhile Ghost and Fix are fucking in a broom closet somewhere
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mantisgodsdomain · 11 days
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Batman fic is fun because it's one of the handful of fandoms where it's gone through so many reboots while retaining the same characters that basically any interpretation is canon-compliant. Even if you go totally off the rails to complete a totally new universe, there is no practical difference between that and what the actual comics do with reboots.
Fundamentally, Batman is already a universe made of a lot of people tackling the same characters from a multitude of different viewpoints, and from this position, fanfiction becomes less of a newer phenomenon and more of merely a continuation of the conversation between authors that was already occuring, an expansion from merely those being paid from their work to anyone with a passion for the franchise. In this TED Talk, we will-
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lady-tortilla-chip · 1 year
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I’m curious about why the fandom rn be going so hard with “Dazai’s weak/Chuuya is stupid” like for starters that’s so incredibly false and the narrative makes that clear. But also, WHY is it so EXTREME with y’all? Dazai can’t be strong because Chuuya’s stronger? Chuuya can’t be smart because Dazai’s smarter? How does that make sense? Especially when the story/narrative directly contradicts that idea?
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jopzer · 9 months
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thinking about shauna and jamie again. think jamie is absolutely also the type to say some shit like "tell me you love me. i won't hold you to it, just say it" but in an impossibly more desperate and infinitely more pathetic way
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happyandticklish · 2 years
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The real reason I have so many wips is because I get to the tickle scene and immediately give up because if I don't have them react perfectly to how their character would then I'm not bothering.
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butchthirteen · 5 months
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i have a tenrose figure skating au and i swear to god rotating the concept of fifteen and ruby as pairs skating partners is making me change the entire au. they would be so everything.
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etchedstars · 6 months
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hi i just wanted to drop a ss of the comments i wrote on my notion page for captured ghosts because im about to reread and i think this fic deserves all the recognition in the world it slays so hard and you should know the absolute anxiety and simultaneous joy you caused me!!!
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HI OH MY GOD ?!?!??!?!? thank you asufaudsf this is so so nice the joy THIS brought me?????????? immeasurable ty <3333
(ps theres a lot of thoughts in the tags w captured ghosts spoilers for those who may or may have not read my will byers gets haunted multichaptered fic!!)
#if youre thinking hmm i should read captured ghosts!! dont take it from me take it from tumblr user romainlettusdinnerparty :)#okokok so !!! authors thoughts#one of the biggest problems i have with media and especially in fics is when characters just have. the worlds most perfect inner dialogue#which clearly. bc they are fifteen years old. they will not be perfect they wont think coherent thoughts#human emotions are messy and indecipherable and ESP w the st characters someone who has gone thru as much as will has. hes gonna be angry !#i do my best to walk the line between good writing and realistic writing LMAO so im glad that came across :)))#ok abt joyce. this was less of a 'i think this is how joyce would be' and rlly just me being annoyed w my own mother tbh#i also wasnt a huge fan of her when i first wrote cg bc i thought she was way too paranoid over will and not caring much abt jonathan#so that is why shes Like that. im gonna be real i dont think id change it if i rewrote but i also dont think i wrote her fairly#and finally !!! im very sorry i lied about the rewrite. its not gonna happen bc i am so so swamped and i have nothing and i wrote it last y#but for the record will was supposed to be in the same sort of coma max was in and they were supposed to find each other and will#was going to promise max hed find her way out and then boom he was going to wake up there was going to be some jealousy w lucas and mike an#he makes it out alive max makes it out alive vecna doesnt fully leave etc etc. the end#anyways if youve read this far thank u and thank you for leaving this ask and this comment :))))) i havent gotten anything abt my fics in a#while tbh so knowing that like . They Still Exist and people still like them means so so much to me :')))) ok bye this was super long#overdue gets some asks#captured ghosts#happy chemical
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scattered-stardust · 1 year
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Kim Sam arrange marriage au, I am thinking about you again 😌😌
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years
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there’s only like 3 weeks until stellarlune??? what the fuck????
I know!! Shannon keeps posting weekly countdown things and every time I just stare at it like what the fuck do you mean Stellarlune is almost here. It's been two years since the last book I don't know what to do with myself. So much new content! An influx of questions!
And then of course for me on top of just new content thoughts it's like oh hot damn how is my goal for the wings au drawing so near. How can it be this close. Because ideally I'd like to finish it before the new book is released as like. The end of that era and moving into the Stellarlune era.
And like...I think I might actually be able to do it??? I haven't said anything but like I'm legit getting really close to the end. I don't know how many chapters it will take, but I'm almost done with chapter 41 (there are 38 published rn) and like. The final events are arriving. I don't. I don't know what to do or feel about it I just keep writing.
Three weeks. There are three weeks and then. Stellarlune. Wdym Unlocked didn't just come out and we don't have to wait two years what do you mean the two years have already happened
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grayintogreen · 1 year
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You know that post about reading a fanfic and going to check out the author's other stuff only to find 90% of their catalog is something completely incomprehensible and not for the fandom you wanted?
Outside of the CR fandom, I'm that bitch:
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tf ask game (if you don't mind):
24. Favorite class/group(s) (i.e. Seekers, Scavengers, Constructicons, Aerialbots, DJD, etc)
38. How did you get into transformers
40. What would you do if the Autobots landed on Earth right now and asked for your help
24. Oh my favorite is dinobots hands down. Dunno if they're a class or group but i will always be a dinosaur nerd before exactly everything else
38. That's actually a double answered question, as in when did i first start watching transformers a lot or when i first joined the fandom? For the first, there was a time period where i was religiously watching as many shows as i possibly could on netflix (transformers, octonauts, documentaries, those shitty family guy wannabe shows, mlp... anything and everything), and transformers was a frequent target lol. ———— Now, though, what made me enter the fandom and Really start going nuts? I'm gonna be honest and say one day i typed transformers into the ff.net search bar because i grew dissatisfied with the other fandom fics i was reading, and was delighted by the unexpected amount i found. Then i proceeded to get immediately enamored with the valveplug anatomy, which eventually helped me realize I was trans. So, yeah.
40. Hmm, that's a difficult question, but I'd probably agree. I wouldn't know why they'd want my help, but I've got a low enough survival instinct and a big enough fascination with otherworldly life that I'd agree post haste. If in this scenario it's including my knowledge of the fandom... things may get a twinge awkward but I'd deal with that when i come to that bridge. Yes I've thought about this scenario a million times in six years yes yes
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rotates kamado in my brain
#the nemesis speaks#he's not. evil. yanno.#like.  he makes Bad Choices especially in like the red sky event / ounce of prevention#he very rapidly loses sight of Good Decisions when certain things are on the line#but he's not like an irredeemable asshole either?#i think his biggest character flaw is primarily his reluctance to get outside opinions before making a call#(which- incidentally- is kind of the inverse of irida's character flaw. SHE'S incapable of making her OWN decisions)#but then again oop kamado tried getting intel from one (1) guy and it fucked him over completely#you gotta diversify your assets kamado!#he can place faith in others but like. that faith doesnt necessarily translate into calling on their judgement#(also he does revise his opinions after you beat his ass with your dogs a couple times just saying)#(he's like ah. i see now. the strength of your bonds. the. Extremely Literal Strength.)#(maybe i should try that sometime)#also seriously he just has it out for this one fifteen year old in particular it's so funny#all are welcome as family in jubilife village of new beginnings- EXCEPT YOU#i wanna take a not-an-asshole tact with him in another fic. not oop though he's a lost cause there#he's dug his hole now pace around in it like a caged tiger#but like... hmm#maybe just a version of canon where the protagonist proves their worth just a liiiitle more and he refuses to throw you out#though where's the plot go from there?#i'm. rambling. gotta stop before the tag limit
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