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hunnam · 4 months

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Jesse Hutch as Harry Pretty Little Stalker (2018) dir. Sam Irvin

#Jesse Hutch #Pretty Little Stalker #usermichi #userdylan #userpedro #holesrus #Mine #it took me like legit months to finally download this movie #and all for his hairy chest

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dilf-in-peril · 7 months

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All Out 2022

#me in the background jumping up and down like a puppy because he took his shirt off and his chest is hairy #cm punk #aew all out 2022

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jdms-flat-ass · 13 days

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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN ft chest hair in The Courier

#jeffrey dean morgan #jdm #jdmorgan #my dilf gifs #dilfsource #the courier #the courier 2012 #chest hair #hairy chest #im gonna rub myself all up on his hairy chest like 💅

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roomy-ghosted · 8 months

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My feelings towards ao3 this morning.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #like-i get it. but-#please. please for the love of god. just fluff or non-sexual fics.#for five seconds.#please.#I can only handle so much corn. especially when it's almost all geared just towards women.#this is all /lh i dont actually care all that much- but there comes a point where theres too much and all a man wants to do #is hold another man close. or go on perfume dates or pottery lessons with another man.#small things to help healing or gentle things or silly playful things.#hell- even taking care of all the spawn with Astarion in the bad ending-#why are all the bad ending fics ive seen corn btw? I've seen like- zero non-corn ones.#i get it. I get the vibe. but like- also. consider. like- maybe I wanna read angst with. with no corn?? please?#I've got 4 unposted fluffy fics im working on. One being hurt-comfort with some extra hurt #which i had to stop writing for a bit today because it was hurting a bit TOO much.#but yea. a little less corn for Astarion? for those who aren't horndogs? please? or just don't wanna fuck him because they #dont wanna hurt him more- (im not at the point in game where he's comfy with sex again yet-)#BESIDES GALE IN THE WAVEMOTHER ROBES IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE-#LIKE COME ON. IF YOU'RE GONNA SEXUALISE A MAN HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES AN HAIRY CHEST.#There needs to be more sexualisation of Gale. NO I don't take no for an answer (Astarion is still my favourite though-)

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zosiayarn · 6 months

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I TURNED THE HEEL!!!!!! that part was easy but the gusset gave me sooo much trouble. the silver lining is i finally learned how to safely undo knit stitches now lol. but i did it !! now i get the ease of simply knitting the foot in the round for a while

#yarnblr #knitblr #knitting #sockblr #HOWWW do u take good photos of wip socks #i got thru this watching a lot of TCM 60s horror movies #my favorite was about a guy who doesnt believe in witchcraft then discovers his wife is a witch. makes her get rid of all her shit and stop #and then he has to face the consequences #she was keeping his ass safe and also like.. god forbid a woman has hobbies SHE LOVES U SHES KEEPING U SAFE #id be sooooo fuckin pissed if someone made me get rid of all my dead bugs r u serious . (he gets rid of a dead spider she has )#hes kinda fine tho... just a Logical Man #which i guess the movie is an interesting example of 60s social dynamics of the idea of masculine logic and feminine intuition #but rly ..... dur hurr hairy chest . man tits.

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sunnibits · 1 year

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*screaming from the rooftops* I love trans people who don’t “pass” and don’t care about passing!!

I love trans guys who like showing off their tits. I love trans girls who don’t shave their body or facial hair. I love nonbinary people who don’t care about looking “androgynous”. I love trans girls with deep voices and trans guys with high voices. I love short trans guys and tall trans girls that walk around in high heels so they can be even taller. I love trans girls that don’t tuck. I love trans guys with long hair. I love trans guys who like dressing feminine and wearing makeup. I love trans girls who like dressing masculine and flexing their muscles. I love trans girls that don’t look like a ‘traditional woman’ and I love trans guys that don’t look like a ‘traditional man’. I love nonbinary people that don’t feel the need to change anything about their appearance. I love trans people who keep their birth names, even if they’re not gender-neutral. I love nonbinary people who don’t fit into the mold of ‘skinny, white AFAB who dresses semi-masc’.

I love trans people who don’t give a shit about conforming to the cisgender binary in order to be seen as “real”. I love trans people whose very existence is confusing to cis people. I love trans people that can’t be easily categorized and don’t want to be. I love trans people who make a statement just by walking down the street, and I love trans people that aren’t trying to make a statement because they’re just trying to fucking live as themselves!! I love trans people!!!

#transgender #lgbtq #queer #god!!!! I know we try so hard to combat the transphobic cis idea that trans women just look like ‘men in dresses’#but fuck I love trans women that DO look like that too!!!!#who gives a shit if a trans woman has a full beard and hairy legs and a hairy chest and straight hips!!!!! I don’t give a fuck!!!!!!#she’s fucking beautiful!!!!!#who gives a shit if a trans guy doesn’t bind and dyes his hair and wears eyeshadow!!! he can live his fucking life!!!#I love ppl who go on hormones but don’t get any surgeries!!#I love people who don’t ‘transition’ at all!!!!#I love people who use ‘outdated’ terms or new terms made up entirely by them!!#I love people who don’t label themselves at all!!!!#I love trans people who don’t give a single fuck!!!!!#are you listening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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madelgard · 10 months

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You can tell Han Solo defected from the Imperial Navy because he possesses the unifying trait present amongst all the tall Naval officers, which is: the hairy chest.

The deep-cut gentleman's blouse flaunting his devil's mounds... insidious... and de rigueur in the Imperial military:

And of course...

#you cannot advance in the Imperial Navy without a hairy chest is all im saying #also please god i am begging people to draw thrawn with body hair it makes so much sense given his native climate #also if you feel like drawing motti and thrawn pressing their tiddies together while jerjerrod wheezes between them that's cool too #just like #@ me #tiaan jerjerrod #conan antonio motti #maximilian veers #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #moff jerjerrod #general veers #admiral motti #galactic empire #star wars #han solo

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raccoonspooky · 1 year

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Bo sinclair has tried to wax his chest before right like theres no way in hell this man with all his vanity has not attempted to wax himself. Anyways I want to imagine him with one strip of chest where it’s obvious he attempted waxing himself. Imagine ur playing housewife for ur murder boo and u slide ur hand down his chest bein all domestic and shit and then theres one patch of skin that’s like sticky and devoid of hair and ur just not allowed to laugh about it or even ask about it because he’ll throw a man tantrum

#hes bored ok #bfkshfksnfmenf. i dont think he’s like hairy hairy at all but hes got some fuzz #this is also equally funny if hes made a blank rectangle going right down his stomach #he strikes me as the kinda guy who does shit on impulse and then just moves on without any thoughts like he doesnt even register this is #a funny thing to do #babygirl does NOT understand the scientific method #house of wax #house of wax 2005 #Bo sinclair #Bo sinclair x reader #also imagine Vincent pushing open the bathroom door cause Bo did NOT close it and Bo’s got a towel on his head and hes midway through his #beauty routine and hes got (1) cloth strip on his chest and vincent just stands there waiting to see if Bo will pull the shit off #he does and his eye twitches in pain and then hes like GIT OUTTA THE BATHROOM FREAK!!! IM BUSY!!!!

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beebfreeb · 6 months

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holy shit salesman's top surgery scars are so badass why can't mine look like that

He never had a top to surgery, but out-of-universe, I did design the vine-y tattoo to emulate top surgery scars! The phalloplasty skin grafts are very real however. I saw them in a vision.

#He is non-mammalian to me. He's hairy but in a spider way.#didl #daisy in dreamland #my ocs #beebfreeb art tag #Putting a big tattoo on top of top surgery scars seems really baller tho. I hope someone out there has mega awesome chest tattoos...#Also despite this. The Salesman is emotionally a guy whose packer rolled out of his pants at the grocery store at all times.#And Cathode is pointing at it in the produce section.

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hacksplatter · 8 months

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