I love them

hfjfhdhdhdb ive been called scary but i just dont get it and bestieee if ur looking for my shitposts check out my vivi converses with the void tag ehehehe

i would like to be a microwave

but what if i magically transformed into a stuffie for you to carry around in your arms n sleep with on stormy nights n cuddle with n squeeze while we watch scary movies under the covers n hump against n rub my plush fur into your boycunt n cry into n cum all over??

huh??? what if vaniiii???

AWWWWW

if i know it's you you'd definitely become my favorite toy to cuddle with, hugging you while i watch my shows, or sitting you in my lap while i play video games, getting excited and rambling to you about my theories and reactions to stuff, squeezing you extra tight at any scary or suspenseful parts. on lazy days maybe id just rest my head on your tummy and use your plush fur as a pillow while i scroll on my phone, turning my screen to show you anything i find particularly funny. i know you'd never be able to respond, but id do my best to make you feel involved anyway, in hopes that maybe you'd be having fun even if you can't say so,,, well, that and id probably be having quite a bit of fun having someone to talk about niche media with, even if the conversations are,, a bit one sided LMAO

honestly id probably be a bit hesitant to do anything sexual around you at all, let alone WITH you. you'd be the one plushie i consistently turn to face the wall when i jerk off, too embarrassed to have your little plastic eyes on me while i hump my hand, or some other stuffed animal that i'm,, pretty sure isn't alive like you are. even though you can't see me, i'm sure you'd feel the bed shifting, hear the changes in my breathing patterns. in time you'd start to recognize the pace i like to go at, the little sigh i let out after i cum, maybe catch bits and pieces of the kind of porn i like to watch and listen to, all the little details of how i jerk off, even if it's not you yourself being squeezed between my thighs. and maybe one night, after id made myself cum, id pull you into my arms, mumbling jokes and apologies about how i'm almost glad you're just a stuffed animal so you can't say anything to me about how often i jerk off.

there'd be a long pause, and you'd feel my thumb rubbing back and forth on your tummy in the way you know i do when i'm deep in thought.

eventually id break the silence, talking to you about how sometimes i wonder if my other stuffies are alive too, if maybe you can talk to them in some secret stuffie language i cant understand....id ask if you've made some nice friends since you've become one of my stuffies, if maybe you all like to gossip about me in the way that any group of people will talk and complain about their higher ups....id ask if they hate it--when i touch them....id ask if...if you'd hate it.

you'd hear my breathing start to pick up as my hand hesitantly starts to drift down between your legs. i mean, sure stuffies don't have genitals but you were human once. i'm,, sure youd know what it means. maybe id start cursing under my breath, wondering if you even want this. you cant consent to this,, but then, could you consent to anything? for all id know you might hate the shows i watch, or how often i cuddle you, or when i use you as a pillow, or anything, and id never know because you cant say anything to me...you can't say anything to me so,, id never know if you hate it. it doesn't matter if you're technically alive, the fact of the matter is, if you're my plushie,, you really don't get a say in what we do. sure i can try to do things i think you'd like, but at the end of the day, it really does come down to what I want. you're my toy, and ultimately your function is to please me. and if i want you, you can't say no to me, can you?

id turn you around and study your plastic beaded eyes as i feel my attitude towards you shift, as i fully realize what it means for you to be my toy. my breathing would get more and more ragged, my body squirming a bit until i finally press your plush snout to my lips, kissing you hungrily and licking the stitches of your mouth. id keep at it, moaning your human name between kisses until id get so worked up id slip off my pants, push you down between my legs and roll over onto my stomach. id hold you against my tcock, slick getting all over your fur, and start rutting against you. i wouldn't be able to hold back from grunting a bit, letting my more primal urges take over as i take what i want from my toy, letting myself be as selfish as i want, because for all intents and purposes, i really am just masturbating with a toy like any of my others.

id make myself cum a few more times, humping your torso, or rubbing your already-wet snout against my cunt, occasionally asking if "you like that?" and throbbing at the knowledge that i don't know, and it ultimately doesn't matter. once id had my fill, i'd sit up and look at you, fur all stuck together, some patches still wet, others already starting to dry up. id curse and apologize for getting carried away, getting a rag to give you a quick clean before cuddling you and promising to give you a more thorough wash tomorrow. id tell you that next time i'll probably just keep my pants on,, i mean, unless youd have any objections to a "next time?" <3

eden i miss u....... howre u bestie

VANIIII HAIII I MISS U TOO :(:(♡♡

i've just been busy with applications and the term ending this week ^^; gonna be right back at my bullshit when i'm done though.

MORNING VANIIII hows it going mate

MORNING KAI!!!!!!! its. goin. i spent like an hour today trying to find an internet archive version of a website i played on as a kid (pogo.com i miss u (it still exists it just sucks now. they removed a ton of my favorite games :c AND NOW THOSE GAMES ARE CONSIDERED FUCKING LOST MEDIA. I PLAYED LOST MEDIA.)) and uhhhhh now im debating downloading a fuckton of ds games to put on our 3ds.........

howre u?

PAL!!! How have you been?

What are some current Ryou thoughts that you have?

VANIIII!! I have been good!! How the heck have you been my friend 😂 <33

I am having,,, so many Ryou thoughts that have to do with my aus right now. Specifically my tendies vampire romcom au. It is so self indulgent you don't even know. I'm working on configuring Ryou's backstory for that au and it is juicy how he became a vampire. His pops wanted to give him immortality because he didn't want him to die like his mom and Amane did so he like hunted down a vampire to try and get both of them turned but the first thing Ryou does upon becoming a vampire is almost bleed his still human pops dry because he doesn't know how to control the bloodlust and like

I promise, there IS romcom in this au FHDSJHJDL Ryou just needs to get through his tragic backstory first

Ryou in every universe has tragic backstory. That is the gist of my current Ryou thoughts FHDSLJKFHDS

VANIIII what's uppp it's been a while :0

HOLY SHIT ZAH!!! not much just vibing getting my shit together. Wbu? You been good?

mics art dump!

all the vaniiii

vaniiii come onnn

hello lis beloved <3 i hope you're doing well today!!! has anything fun or noteworthy happened for you lately :3? i hope you've been doing amazing, too <3

HIIII VANIIII !!! I hope you're having the best of the nights today ♡ I don't know if anything has happened honestly? I went to buy some things today ! to the goth market in my city, one of my faves places <3 I bought my mikacore plushie, my mother bought me a little kuromi and a crochet Wednesday doll. I also bought some cool pants and a very cute vest. Other than that I'm ! doing normal I think. I don't celebrate this date so I'm chilling but I will have pasta for dinner and that makes me happy, what about you?

ITS MY BABYGIRL 💕💕💕💕

ITS ME IM UR BABYGIRL!!! ILY VANIIII

JIAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY

TYSM VANIIII

hai eden whats up

vaniiii hai hai♡ :33 m ok.. just eepy.. cant wait to get home atm. what abt u!!

VANIIII hai how are u bestie<3<3<3

haiiiiiiii eden <3 im ok !! howre u

"what an adventure noé and i have been on!"

vanitas is beaming triumphantly, hands on his hips, chest puffed out. he seems completely unfazed by how tattered and bloodied his clothes are (or how his nose is still bleeding; it's soaked through his handkerchief and is splattering the front of his blouse.)

"i bet you could fill ten --- no, a hundred! --- novels from it all!"

ask the novelist / always accepting

--- " O-Oh my goodness, Vanitas! Are you alright? " She was immediately FRETTING over him ; worriedly taking in all the blood that stained his clothes, the bloody nose that he stupidly seemed to be ignoring. How could he be so cheerful? The silly man! " I-I imagine I could, but I don't like to see this! Come over here, sit down right now and let me take a look at you. " He was such a UNIQUE character that she could write hundreds of books about him ; his unusual behavioral traits, his ecstatic nature and those deep - rooted, negative emotions that made her heart ache.

He was DIFFERENT, truly.

" Look at you...Honestly, you must enjoy giving me a heart attack. "

/// @chironitas

VANIIII ily a lot and I'm glad ur still here and life would suck ass without u, even if we haven't known each other that long idk what id do without u. Ily <333333

Bro omg my heart ilyt <3333 ill try to stick around for yall bc you mean a lot to me and being without you guys would suck so bad. You've become a very important part of my life zah thank you so much