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“So, Stormfur,” Squirrelpaw begins, “do you have anyone waiting on you back in RiverClan?” All heads swivel towards him, expecting; Feathertail grins.
“I mean, I know Mistyfoot misses us--”
“No, I meant, like, in a romantic way.”
“Oh. Then I guess not?”
“Really?” Brambleclaw asks, and Stormfur can’t fathom why he sounds surprised by that. It makes Stormfur’s pelt feel like it’s two sizes too tight.
“I mean, I don’t think anyone has ever really thought about me like that before-”
Feathertail snorts. Before he can stop himself, he turns to face her with an accusatory look and asks, “What?”
“Ohh,” Tawnypelt drawls. “Feathertail knows something!”
“It’s nothing,” she replies, innocent. “If Stormfur doesn’t want to admit to it, I won’t force him.”
“Lame,” Crowpaw says. “Stop playing coy so that we can all go to sleep, Stormfur.”
Stormfur scowls. “I’m not playing coy. Nobody has ever had a crush on me, at least not in RiverClan.”
His answer seems to physically pain Feathertail. “Stormfur, please. If you’re going to lie about it, at least don’t go so extreme.”
“I’m not lying!” Stormfur cries, his fur fluffed in distress. “If you know something that I don’t know, Feathertail, you’re more than welcomed to enlighten me!”
Feathertail squints at her brother as a hush falls over the group. Then she asks, “Have you seriously never noticed Hawkfrost and Dawnflower fighting over you?”
If the wind would pick up just a little bit, it would be enough to knock Stormfur over.
“Two cats are mooning over you?” Squirrelpaw demands. “I only asked you to share one, and here you are with two!”
“Technically I count three cats because one time Mothwing told me that if she was into toms, she would jump Stormfur’s bones.”
The entire group starts shouting at this revelation, equal parts thrilled and scandalized. “Mothwing did not say that to you,” Stormfur accuses, only able to focus on one thing at a time.
“She totally did. She was all like, “do you think they really jumped each other’s bones?” and I said, “who knows, there’s always tension between those two”, and Mothwing said, “well, good for Hawkpaw, I would jump Stormpaw’s bones too if I was into toms”.”
“When was this?” Stormfur demands. Only a moment too late does he piece together the answer for himself, and then he panics. “Wait, don’t--”
“It was right after Leopardstar basically told the entire Clan that you and Hawkfrost snuck out of camp in the middle of the night to jump each other’s bones.”
Crowpaw inhales such a sharp breath that he begins choking on it. Brambleclaw demands, “Leopardstar did what?!”
“We were apprentices!” Stormfur rushes to defend himself. “And nothing happened! We just-- we wanted to spar, that’s all!”
Tawnypelt eyes Stormfur like he’s personally insulted her intelligence. “Stormfur, do you honestly expect us to believe that you and another cat snuck out in the middle of the night to spar?”
“We were-- you know, hot-blooded and we had a lot of emotions to work through!”
Squirrelpaw cackles. “I’m never going to complain about Firestar embarrassing me ever again!”
Stormfur fixes Feathertail with a glare because this is all her fault. “Traitor,” he hisses.
“You asked,” Feathertail replies with a shrug.
“Wait,” Crowpaw finally manages to speak, finally overcoming his coughing fit. “Who’s Dawnflower?”
“Just a friend!”
Feathertail snorts. “Stormfur saved her from drowning like two moons ago and she’s been head-over-heels for him ever since.”
“Aw,” Tawnypelt says. “That’s sweet. Way sweeter than you sneaking out and getting your bones jumped, Stormfur.”
“Can we please stop saying that?!”
Feathertail raises her voice and agrees, “It is sweet! And then it’s also very entertaining whenever Hawkfrost and Dawnflower have to be near each other to do anything because they just glare at each other the entire time and Stormfur is completely oblivious.”
The wind picks up a little bit and knocks Stormfur over. He lays in his makeshift nest and bemoans, “I can’t believe this.”
“Oh, poor you,” Brambleclaw mumbles. Suddenly he can’t even look at Stormfur anymore.
Feathertail tries to settle into the nest with Stormfur, but he pushes her away. “Make your own nest tonight,” he grumbles.
Feathertail blinks, annoyed. “You know I can’t sleep by myself!”
Crowpaw clears his throat. “I think I made my nest a little bit big--”
Stormfur moves over to make room for Feathertail, shooting her a look that clearly reads, Don’t even think about it. Feathertail rolls her eyes, good-natured, and climbs into their nest. “Thanks anyway, Crowpaw.”
Suddenly Crowpaw can’t look at him anymore, either. Stormfur is perfectly okay with that. He actually wouldn’t mind if nobody ever looked at him ever again. Stormfur wouldn’t mind if everyone just forgot that he existed, even.
Reading his thoughts, Feathertail purrs. “You’re so dramatic. As if you truly didn’t know, fish-brain.”
No, thinks Stormfur. I didn’t.
— devils roll their dice, angels roll their eyes (flesh and bone, c3)
#you see why the angels are rolling their eyes now right?#this is one of my favorite scenes I've ever written#the way that I grinned the entire time I was writing it#I love it when Stormfur gets ganged up on#also we stan a BiCon#FAB#Stormfur#Feathertail#Hawkfrost#Dawnflower#Brambleclaw#Tawnypelt#Crowpaw#Squirrelpaw#chapter quotes#chapter scenes#warrior cats#fanfiction
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een vriendin introduceerde me met rina sawayama toen ik aan het gushen was over carly rae jepsen en nu ben ik aan het huilen om phantom en catch me in the air
#persoonlijk#wtf ik word echt geraakt door dit#spot me in tivoli als ik tickets kan scoren#also we stan a bicon
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*takes long drag of cigarette*
I don't know... I just don't know.
#i have been bewitched by a human soundboard#rhys darby: earth's hottest cryptid#rhys darby: official tumblr sexyman™#rhys darby: aotearoa's hottest dad#(also angus deserved better. we stan a bicon)
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❤️ stan twins headcanons edits i made for fun! more details below! ❤️
⛵ stanley romanoff pines 🎣
i headcanon him as being bisexual! (we stan a gnc bicon!) gave him some gold earrings, longer sideburns and a ponytail, gave him his original fez design, some purple eyeshadow and also the brown eyes he may or may not canonically have.
✨ stanford filbrick pines ✋
i headcanon him as being achillean and nonbinary! (can use neopronouns but is ok with he/him for simplicity's sake) xe had painted nails, space themed earrings and i headcanon his eyes as being a greyish blue! (also i tried to give xem scars but i'm not that great at drawing scars orz)
#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#gravity falls headcanons#stanley pines edits#stanford pines edits#stan twins#classic ford#images#edits#i might make some edits for dipper n mabel sometime#but none of the pines are cishet#they're all queer and/or trans u cant change my mind#mod simon
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zagreus art dump from the past like,, two weeks
#hades game#hades#zagreus#zag#consistent artstyle? lmao#behold. my only motivation to draw#anyways hades is so fun to play#also we stan a bicon#queue#q#queuetea#my art#lieurey
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netflix just dropped the new Rebelde and it’s soooo extra I love it. If you don’t watch it u hate latin america sorry but I don’t make the rules
#I watched the first too episodes and can I just say I love gigi grigio#we stan one bitchy brazilian bicon#also what a cute accent#rebelde netflix#rebelde
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could you do ethan in i1 for the clothing asks?
crop top ✅
black nails ✅
chain belt ✅
high heels ✅
mesh shirt ✅
dog tag ✅
this bitch looks fab ✅
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#ethan green#Black Friday#starkid#hatchetfield#crop tops are gender neutral#ple read in the tune of Nails Hair Hips Heels by Todrick Hall#also peep the colours of his outline 👀👀#we stan a gnc bicon#my shitty art#ok to reblog#asks
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solaire jokes that I must be infatuated and hes right im care him a lot
solaire: you really are fond of chatting with me, arent you? if i didnt know better, i'd think you had feelings for me! oh no, dear me. pretend you didnt hear that, hahaha!
me, standing on one knee, holding out the fanciest ring ive got, already planning our future sun-themed wedding in my head: bro
#also i need you to know that this ask got sent 3 times#and while ik its an accident i think that really gets across just how much you care him JSDKFKFK#val.txt#ds spoilers#love the fact that he teases your character no matter what gender they are#we stan a bicon!
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the owner of this blog is a cars 2 apologist
cars 2 slander will not be tolerated around here 😤
#allya squawks#like can we just talk about how pixar WENT there#they really put death by torture in a G RATED MOVIE#even cars 1 was bumped to pg for mcqueen saying 'hell'#which is iconic btw i stan him#also?? mcqueen?? bicon??#mater real ride or die??#like pls cars 2 wasnt that bad yall are just mean#i mean sure it wasnt Great and mater did get annoying and the plot made no sense but#finn mcmissile is bae and just#it had some redeeming points#YOU ARE THE BOMB#i will never not be emo over that okay leave me alone#🤧🤧
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#eliteedit#elitegifs#polo benavent#elite#elite netflix#polo#ANYWAYS THIS IS A REMINDER THAT POLO IS POLYAMOROUS BICON & EVEN IN DEATH WE STAN#gifshit#also. alvaro rico might be just about on the same level as seb stan in the Convey All The Emotions My Character Feels Using JUST My Eyes sca#scale
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At the Liberty’s Blood, Valentine held court in the back area as usual, beyond the crowded booths and the benches and the dozens of giddily filthy American flags, sprawled on a divan with his shirt half open and his gnarled chest visible, sipping something toxic with a stranger draped over his lap.
Typical picture. I’ll confess to shock, however, at the gender of the stranger.
“Tim!” Val exclaimed. “Jimmy, that’s Tim. He’s my brother. You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but he’s a right spit.”
The dark-haired, artistically slender fellow with arresting blue eyes glanced my way from the region of Val’s lap and remarked with a cultured London accent, “Of course he’s your brother. Look, he’s delightful. Hullo, Tim”.
-The Gods of Gotham, Chapter 9, by Lyndsay Faye
This was supposed to be a “quick doodle” to get this image out of my brain, because I’ve sketched out this scene at least four or five times while reading/rereading the Timothy Wilde novels over the last few years and instead I tripped and fell into a hole and came up like 15+ hours later very confused and having to physically restrain myself from drawing the waistcoat embroidery by hand.
#timothy wilde#lyndsay faye#the gods of gotham#valentine wilde#james playfair#not that i think val or jim have TAGS persay#BUT FOR MY OWN ORGANIZATION#fanart#anyway#we stan a bicon#also in a somewhat rude aside#i was designing val's face and was like huh i guess i should do tim too because it seems rude they are his books#and then i very rudely took val's face and was like "scale down 40% and giggled to myself for twenty minutes#anyway i am so sorry fictional character timothy wilde#books
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🥰🥰🥰
#cute lmao#we stan a bicon 😌✨#also being friends with your ex and her wife is peak sapphic culture Hhsksk#Norma posting#norma kuhling#normastagram
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Things about my ocs that won't make sense till later because I wanted to gush about them:
• Seneca Dubois is gonna rip all y'all's hearts out within the first five minutes of reading about him. This is the opposite of his intent. He thinks he's competent because he has skills but skills and talent don't negate fledgling status. He's a tall babe from New Orleans so have fun reading his lines in a Louisianan accent.
• Eden is just a feral creature that I released onto all the characters for kicks, but he is wise. Eden runs entirely on instincts, and it works.
• Orion is baby. He's just good. He's stupid, but his heart's made of gold. He's only got two brain cells but by god is Otis gonna try to teach him about Elysia. Remember at the end of the cleansing when Otis left Vlad to turn Snow by himself to go help a fledgling fend off some slayers? That fledgling was Orion.
• Xavier thinks he's made of nothing but sharp edges to scare people away but that's a lie, he's a soft bitch. He is 80% heart and 20% old vampire. A cool grandpa. Oh, and he's also upholding one of the oldest autonomous regions in the Elysian world, keeping it out of reach of the Parisian Council, who claim the area but cannot enforce any law there. This region extends a few miles beyond the entirety of the city Marseille. He runs the second largest city in France.
• Wren is actually quite competent and clever, he just plays it off like he's just a ditzy fledgling. He and D'Ablo get along only because D'Ablo is the only person in Stokerton who immediately picked up on it. He's the only fledgling in his social circle with a 'real job'.
• Ezra Carmona? Is always stressed?? But he juggles a lot of information so it's fine. A useful, quick witted old man. He's also very strong by Elysian standards, but he sort of disregards it.
• Mavis is a gift and integral to Stokerton's Council, but she's also probably the stiffest young vampire I've ever written.
• Leila Colson is actually the stiffest, most rule oriented vampire alive, and I'm making her work alongside Eddie Poe, who is about as rule oriented as an eel.
• Amelia is a fledgling fashion designer with way too much money and a sunbeam personality. She's friends with lots of important vampires and can keep a secret like her life depends on it. She has two human apprentices that she definitely isn't in a 'romantic entanglement' with.
#:: casper speaks (shouting into the void)#Amelia my polyam bicon who has so many important people in her pocket she isn't afraid of having a relationship with humans we stan#Leila works for Em and is practically babysitting Eddie#Mavis Ezra and Wren are all working at the Stokerton Council with varying degrees of power#I can't even further explain Eden he just is#Orion is just a delightful fledgling goofball#Seneca my boy with all the hidden trauma but also very talented like Amelia#Xavier is D'Ablo's sire and has several descendants he kinda impulsively turns people he thinks are talented#sorry 4 those who were expecting Ignatius' receipts those will all be revealed in the fic#oh wow all these OCs are Elysian except for Eden he's just a creature#hmmm human prejudice mayhaps?#actually i think most of the human OCs are just also going to Stokerton University and I left all the uni kids out of this one#including the fledgling uni kids#:: lighting off the blaze (headcanon)#:: fuel the pyre of your enemies (impulses)
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honestly? I am ready to be m*rdered
#kate siegel#theo crain#the haunting of hill house#she's just so hot and uhhh#also a bicon !!!!! we stan#I didn't find these pics on here so I guess.. you're welcome#my post#she can honestly top me please
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Just watched the rebroadcast.
[SPOILER ALERT (I guess?? idk how to cut posts so y’know)]
God that was intense. I’m, I’m geez, Molly is gone.
Tal’s face when he said “as never should” was so much to take in. I’m physically in pain, shit.
I ccant, like like this doesn’t even feel real wtf.
I hope they find a way to bring Molly back, or at least kill Lorenzo idk. Cuz damn he killed our boy, he was only two years old and he died again, shit
#critical role#critical role spoilers#spoilers#(but the acting was awesome this ep. and god matt and ashly#they're so valid. it was amazing narratively#i wouldn't be able to pull that shit out in my campaign even knowing my players already have backup characters#but also damn i felt that hit pretty hard my dudes woah#this was a great ep. and god i hope molly gets another chance at being that awesome bicon we all stan)
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Jed Tien showing up leading a pack of wolves? We stan a bicon 💙💜💙💜💙💜
Jed Tien where have you been all my life!
Jed is also a he/they and has so much merch with pronouns and bi jokes on them. He sleeps in a shirt that says "bi king" on it
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