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chaozsilhouette · 3 years

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A Revealing Performance

My rendition for the Shadow Play in @winterpower98's Swap Au.

It was supposed to be a simple thing, then it sort of spiraled into this whole deal. For the effects of the Shadow Lantern, I drew some inspiration from her Cursed Au as I never thought simply using her friends was cruel enough for the Monkey Tyrant.

It serves to show just how far Macaque has grown, but also to highlight just how monstrous he was.

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Mei refrained from downing her bubble tea as she waited for the play to start. It had been a rough couple of weeks with Spider Queen and that creepy girl. And failing to find where Xiaotian had run off to after the misunderstanding. When Macaque sent her tickets to the local theatre, she was ashamed to think it was a trap.

Pigsy and Sandy were right. After everything that happened, she needed some serious me time. She had been too stressed.

Besides, everyone knew Macaque was a total theatre nerd. Few people knew that the star puppeteer was actually the Six-Eared Macaque himself. He would totally send her tickets from his stomping grounds as a way to unwind.

It was a shame that Tang couldn’t join them. Apparently, he finally managed to schedule a meeting with the Celestial Realm and was Taking the demon brothers to figure out a new way of sealing the Monkey Tyrant. It was also his chance to explain their little break-in during New Years. He encouraged her to have fun and if it was good, he’d join them for the next showing.

So here they were waiting for the performance to start. Although she wondered what the fake mayor was doing here. They hadn't seen him since he gave her the skeleton key. Still wasn't sure why he had it or why he gave it to her? Supposedly she was only supposed to have it for a day, but he never stopped by to pick it up.

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Sun Wukong was a monkey of many talents, but even he had to admit Macaque was a far better storyteller and his mastery of shadows was sheer perfection. But that just made this plan all the more perfect. What better way to teach his wayward beloved’s little flower a lesson than through a trusted medium.

Obtaining a spot in the local theatre was child’s play, a little magic and they were all but begging him to take center stage. Apparently, they had been scrambling to find a new performer after their star puppeteer had to leave for a family emergency (three guesses as to who that was). And with a little glamor, a set of tickets was left at the little flower's doorstep. As far as she knew, Macaque was proud of her progress and believed she had deserved a reward for all her hard work. She was so desperate for something to go right she hardly questioned how her mentor, who was in parts unknown, managed to secure tickets for a new performer.

In his personal dressing room, Wukong delicately touched up his human disguise. Even if he was going to be hidden in his hanfu and cloak, it wouldn’t do to spoil the surprise. Applying his eye shadow with artful flair, the Monkey King took time to appreciate just how handsome he truly was no matter what form he took. Honestly, who would have thought such perfection existed?

A pulse of dark magic drew his attention to his latest partner in crime.

The Shadow Lantern gently floated before him. Its dark magic practically purring at the thought of being used. Wukong could almost laugh at his beloved’s foolishness. He was there when his darling created the lantern, when he infused his own shadows into its very foundation. Did he honestly think such a masterpiece would tolerate being left to collect dust in a cave?

Normally a magical artifact would never consider turning on its master, but after centuries of abandonment, all Wukong had to do was whisper his intentions to return Macaque to his former self to secure its loyalty. The second he first made contact, he could sense a twisted hunger writhing within and with each performance granting it the chance to feed on the life essence of the viewers…. hehe, he almost couldn’t contain himself.

Looking up at the clock, he saw it was just about time for his next performance. His clones had reported the girl’s presence along with the pig and the water demon. Strangely the one with glasses and the little matchstick was absent. No matter, he could make do with two hostages just fine.

After all, the show must go on.

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The overhead lights dimmed, signaling the start of the play. Smoke slowly poured from beneath the floorboards, generating an air of mystery. In a flash of golden light, a tall man wearing a beautiful cloak manifested on center stage. The crowd silenced themselves at the display.

“Welcome viewers to a performance you shall never forget!” From the folds of his sleeves, an exquisite lantern floated in front of him. A mesmerizing yet familiar purple glow emanating from the center.

“Our tale tonight is one of love, companionship, and how even the strongest of bonds can be severed through the trickery of the wicked.”

In the background, the shadows twisted and grew in the lantern’s light. Carefully they formed a beautiful scene of a mountain covered in flowers and trees. Attention was gradually guided to the top, where a round stone basked in the sun.

“It all began with the birth of a King.”

The round stone broke, revealing a figure that resembled a monkey. But no, this was a monkey demon, a monkie if you would. The King journeyed down the mountain until he found a tribe of normal monkeys. The group frolicked for a while as the King established himself as the undisputed ruler of the tribe.

A large figure with an ax appeared. The monster brought down his ax upon a small collection of monkeys only to be stopped at the last second by the King. The King used his superior strength to steal the demon’s ax and used it to decapitate the intruder in a single stroke. The monkeys jumped around the King and praised his strength, but the King did not appear satisfied.

“The young King was born with great power and strength, but he sought out more to protect his people.”

The King crafted a raft and set out on a dangerous sea. The King was shown to face off against mountain gods, human warriors, and demonic sorcerers always to reign victorious but never satisfied.

“In his travels, he learned much and faced many enemies, in time his efforts were handsomely rewarded.”

The King climbed a fleet of stairs carved into a mountain to reach a humble monastery. At the top, a stern human stood, but behind him was another monkie. This one however possessed six ears.

“His quest for power led him to a Warrior of potential equaling his own. At first, neither was sure how to react to their mirror, but they quickly forged a comradery that took them far.”

The two monkies trained together, mastering new powers as they sparred.

“Their time together increased their power exponentially and as they grew stronger their feelings blossomed into something beautiful.”

The two were on a cliff overlooking the stars, slowly leaning closer to one another. Eventually, the two faced their opposite and leaned in close.

“Their fates had become intertwined. Their power was unmatched. It was then the King realized what he had been searching for all this time.”

The two shadows merged together in a complex dance until they separated into two beings once again, but not as they began. The two monkeys were now garbed in elaborate, yet practical armor and silks. The King wielded a staff and the Warrior took up a spear.

“Slowly their strength grew to where nothing could challenge them, whether in the Celestial Realm or on Earth.”

The King and Warrior were shown battling heavenly armies and powerful demons with confident smirks. Each battle resoundingly won through their combination of speed, strength, and cunning.

“But it was not enough. The King wished to ensure that he and the Warrior would be able to fight together forever and sought the power and respect needed to secure their future.”

The King took to the Heavens, where he stood before an Emperor in the most extravagant outfit, surrounded by massive guards in magical armor. The Emperor was clearly afraid as the King effortlessly toppled one guard after another, slowly approaching the throne at a steady pace.

“The King’s noble actions were viewed negatively by those who feared his ever-growing power. Eventually, a prison was crafted that could restrain the King, one that not even his beloved Warrior could destroy.”

Just before the King’s latest attack could reach the Emperor, chains wrapped around his limbs and dragged him down to Earth. With a quick flex, the chains shattered, but the King was doomed as a mountain landed on him with a seal placed at the top. The Warrior tried to pry off the seal or find some way to weaken the mountain, his acts growing more desperate with time, yet nothing worked.

“Cruelly, the King was forced to wait until he could be freed, forced to watch his precious Warrior defend their Kingdom on his own.”

With a heavy expression, the Warrior abandoned his efforts to return to the original mountain as dozens of terrifying figures surrounded the monkey inhabitants.

“Centuries passed and their love still burned strong. Soon their patience was rewarded, the King was freed but he was soon trapped in a new prison.”

A monk approached the mountain and removed the seal. The King swiftly destroyed the mountain. The monk humbly bowed to the King and offered fresh clothing and a fillet. The King garbed himself in the gifts only to collapse in agony when the monk prayed.

“Enraged the King played along until the time was right. The King and the Warrior reunited in secret and crafted a plan that would allow them to take their revenge on those that dared to separate them.”

The two monkies hugged and nuzzled each other in appreciation. A quick conversation later, the Warrior changed to resemble the King and joined the monk as the King headed into unknown lands.

“Decades later the King was ready to retrieve his love, confident in his regained strength. But when he arrived the Warrior had changed. It was as if the warrior had lost a crucial part of himself. The Warrior tried to dissuade the King from killing the monk and his companions. He even tried to convince him to give up his rage at the Celestial Realm, believing the war that would ensue wasn't worth it.”

The disguised Warrior was traveling with four colorful characters. The King dropped from the sky in front of the group, a massive crater forming around him. The Warrior regained his true form, but instead of returning to his rightful place, he blocked the King’s view of the monk.

“The King could not believe his ears. This could not be his Warrior. His love always understood his goals and knew why heaven had to pay. The King knew this change was the monk’s fault. The King moved to silence the deceiver in one quick strike only to find it blocked by the Warrior.”

The King and Warrior exchanged blows that tore mountains asunder, split the heavens, and burned down forests. The other demons following the monk tried to aid the warrior, but nothing they did seemed to slow down the King, if anything their attacks only served to further enrage him.

“The two clashed until the Warrior fled with the jailers. Time and time again they clashed, but never could the King reach the Warrior he held in his heart.”

The group fled from the battle, but time and time again the King tracked them down. The locations may have changed, but the carnage after each battle remained as world-shattering as the first. In the end, the Group managed to truly escape, and the Warrior vanished into the shadows he wielded, leaving the King alone with nothing but his memories.

“Even now the King yearns for the companionship of his beloved Warrior, knowing that at his core the Warrior craves the same.”

With the final line sending shivers down the spines of the viewers, the puppeteer vanished in a flash of light.

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As Mei waited for her family to walk out, she couldn’t help but think about the play. It almost sounded like they were telling the tale of the Monkey King. But that was ridiculous. No one knew the Monkey King’s origins aside from minor details from the Journey to the West. Besides the narrator seemed to view the Monkey Tryant as a hero and victim. Clearly, that guy needed a reality check.

“Hello, young one.” Nearly choking on the remainder of her tea, Mei turned to see the puppeteer standing behind her with a knowing smile.

His cloak shrouding the top of his face in shadow. For a second, Mei envisioned her father Macaque. He would adore that look. Actually, didn’t she see a similar outfit in his closet on Flower Fruit Mountain? Doesn’t he wear that outfit when he’s hosting a shadow play?

Wait. How did he sneak up on her like that? Was she that out of it?

How long has she been quiet? Crap! Say something! “Oh. Ah-hello. C-can I help you with something?”

“I was about to ask the same. You do know the theatre is going to close soon right?”

“What?” Mei grabbed her phone. The digital clock flashed that it was past nine. That couldn’t be right. That meant she had been waiting for nearly an hour. But where were the others? Surely, they wouldn’t have left without telling her. Were they in trouble?

“Is everything alright?”

“Ah- yeah, everything’s fine.” It’s cool. It’s cool. She could handle this. She just needed to stay calm. “No need to worry about me. I just ah-I have a few questions about your play.”

“Yes.”

“How did you could up with the concept? I mean, no offense, but your premise could be taken the wrong way.” Maybe it was the panic over where her family had disappeared to, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being sized up.

“Hm. Have you ever heard the expression ‘History is written by the winners’?”

“Yes. It’s pretty common.” Like one of the most used sayings in the world.

“The tale was designed to show that love is one of the most cherished feelings of all and that in order to protect it, one must be willing to do anything to keep their loved ones safe. The King only wished to keep his beloved by his side, but the Warrior was misled and forced to battle against his love. That story may belong to only two, but similar tales can be experienced in anyone’s life. Tell me, can you think of a time you fought with those you cared about due to a misunderstanding?”

Without even considering it, horrible memories resurfaced. Mei arguing with MK as she tried to stop him from leaving with the newly released Monkey King. Mei forced to battle Red Son as his mind was slowly consumed by the True Fire of Samadhi. Tang lying to them about his true identity. Macaque leaving when they needed him most without saying why.

“I see you can.” The puppeteer gently guided her back into the main hall, where she took a seat on an empty bench.

“It’s nothing. I just-” She honestly didn’t know why she was pouring out her heart to stranger. Maybe she really was that exhausted. “-there’s so much going on and I’m supposed to be strong no matter what. But sometimes it hurts, just thinking about all my mistakes. Sometimes I wonder if I truly am strong. What if bringing me into this was a mistake?”

“What if it was?” That voice!

Mei turned to see Macaque garbed in a strange outfit, one that honestly reminded her of the Monkey King’s. She was confused. She had never seen him wear anything like that, he looked like the Monkey King’s twisted shadow.

And that expression! Her father Macaque had never made that face before. It looked as though he was reveling in her suffering.

“What’s the matter, little jade? Don’t worry, I won’t leave you alone.” He extended a hand slowly with the intent to cradle her face. A normal gesture he would use to comfort her, but her every instinct was screaming at her to get away.

Mei jumped to her feet and pulled out her spear, aiming it right between the imposter’s eyes. “Enough games!”

Macaque stared at the spear for a second, his fiendish expression only growing more vicious. He threw his head back with a full-bodied laugh, showing how little he thought of her threat. “Ha. Ha. Ha.”

In a flash of light, the Monkey Tyrant was standing before her, still wearing his puppeteer disguise. “Wow. About time. For a while, I was wondering if you’d ever figure out it was me.” His red and gold eyes carefully roved over her body, taking in every shake and fearful twitch. “Put down the spear, kid. We both know you’re not nearly good enough to scratch me with such a pitiful copy of the Dragon Blade.”

That may have been true, but she’d sooner make out with DBP in full view of Queen Iron Fan than leave herself completely open before this tyrant. “So the play was from your perspective. I always figured you were delusional, but this is a new low. Where is my family?” She all but growled, unknowingly her canines had slightly elongated in response to her rage.

“They never left. I’m surprised you didn’t recognize this.” The Monkey King took out the lantern, once more bathing the room in that familiar glow.

“What’s the big deal about a lantern?”

The stone monkie found her ignorance all the more entertaining. To think he hadn’t warned her of his own past.

“The big deal is that my dear warrior crafted this lantern long ago. It was his finest work and like everything he made it has multiple uses.” With a simple hand gesture, the silhouettes of Pigsy and Sandy appeared on the walls. “The Shadow Lantern can do more than enhance one’s skills in shadow magic, it can trap the bodies and souls of its targets. So long as the targets are trapped, the lantern can steal the shadows of its victims so its master can use them as a personal army until there is nothing left.”

“You expect me to believe Macaque made something so disgusting?” Even as Mei said it, she couldn’t help but recognize how similar the lantern’s magic was to her teacher’s. It was cool and soothing, but on the edge, there was an unmistakable edge of malice. “Even if he did, I doubt he made it without you whispering in his ears.”

“Oh child, you have no idea how many secrets he keeps from you. Let me share one with you.” The lantern grew brighter, and the silhouettes of her family members gained more substance as they peeled away from the walls.

Mei adjusted herself so all opponents were in her sight, but nothing could stop the sweat collecting on her forehead.

She sensed something powerful appear behind her. Jumping out of the way as a spear nearly severed her arm. She faced her new opponent. Only to almost drop her weapon.

Standing before her was another copy of Macaque only this one was even more disturbing. Its eyes burned with purple light, the shadows loving curled around it, but worst of all was the sneer filled with razor-tipped teeth.

“Did you honestly think my love was always so nice?”

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid au #lmk #long xiaojiao #mei #sun wukong #liu er mihou #monkey king #monkie kid swap au #shadow lantern #winterpower98 #i need to lay down #shadow play #monkey tyrant

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delicrieux · 3 years

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—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”.

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing. word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie: y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!”

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth.

queen rly went from�� 🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing.

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.”

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall.

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets.

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout.

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse #corpse x reader #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #myso #make you say oh #imagine #imagines

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lilover131 · 3 years

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Chapter 57 Analysis

I’m alive!!! I apologize for taking so long to talk about this chapter. I had been struggling gathering enough energy to do this due to some mild health issues and honestly barely got through my CLAMPtober drawings (thank you SO much for all the support during all of that btw. You guys really helped keep me going). I had intended to even write fics and post one of them on Halloween too, but it turns out severe anemia is no fun at all and just throws a wrench in things. Lol. I’m recovering slowly and starting to feel a little more like myself, but I know it might take some time to fully get back to normal.

This chapter had very little Syaoran (much to my dismay), but was still fascinating and brought up a lot of interesting details that are definitely getting the theory gears turning for the fandom. There were some things that also very much amused me. Hehe.

Without further ado, let’s dig right in! See under the cut due to length and spoilers!

As usual, I’ll start off talking about the beautiful color spread. We’ve had seen an image before of Momo, Kero, and Suppi in their disguise forms, but this is the first image we’ve had of all of them in their true forms!!! Momo looks absolutely stunning once again, and it just makes me want to draw her again. Lmao. I’ll take another crack at it at some point (preferably when thinking about drawing right now doesn’t make me feel exhausted just thinking about it).

The beginning of the actual chapter has a very familiar sight. We’ve all become used to CLAMP’s occasional storybook style storytelling, but another familiar sight is the design of ‘Alice’. We’ve seen this before in episode 55 of the original 90’s anime, “Sakura and Sakura From Wonderland”.

It’s really nice to see this version of Alice continue on through Clear Card now, but the story told is very different from the typical Alice in Wonderland story. It tells the story of a girl named Alice who lived in a separate world. She was raised by a kind family and was kind herself, but she had the unique ability to have premonitory dreams. One might think that this is Akiho, but I feel this actually fits Sakura best in this circumstance. After all, Sakura, unlike Akiho (poor thing), grew up with a happy loving family and has the ability to dream about the future. I don’t want to discount any idea of any hidden abilities Akiho may have being the magical device that her clan turned her into, but she certainly wasn’t able to grow up with a kind family. I believe truly that Akiho’s parents loved her, but Akiho unfortunately never got to know them, so it’s hard to say how much they were able to influence her personality now when she was such a young age during their living years.

What comes next though is both fascinating and amusing. Alice finds a stray cat in one of her dreams and brings it home with her. The shape of the cat’s tail in particular seems to points towards this also being the ‘dragon’ we’ve seen in Sakura’s dreams and on the border of the backstory for Kaito (don’t think I missed those cats on the border of this story looking so similar to the dragons for Kaito’s backstory, CLAMP!!). It seems heavily implied that this cat is Kaito, which if that is the case, then… OMG YUNYA D KAITO IS ACTUALLY A THING?!!! LOL

You might recall me mentioning a while back in July how I was talking to @meimi-haneoka about how I felt Kaito was much like a cat in personality (which also resulted in me drawing two pieces of fanart with Kaito having cat ears), and now I’m starting to think CLAMP feels exactly the same. Hahahahaha.

Alice seems a bit distressed about what to do in this other world in her dreams, which is so different from her own, and she is guided by her cat. She was shown all sorts of things she had never seen before, but the detail in particular that stuck out to her the most was the bending of time (which definitely again points to Kaito).

Alice tries to look for a way back to her own world, and while doing so she meets “The Red Queen”. The bits of the story that CLAMP is willing to divulge at this point stops here, and it leaves me SO curious. It’s difficult for me to tell who has what role in this story, save for Kaito. Alice’s story fits Sakura best, but the part about the cat guiding Alice and showing her all sorts of new things also sounds like Akiho, so I find it difficult to tell who this is meant to be in CLAMP’s telling. Until we know more about the role of the ”Red Queen”, we’ll just have to speculate. I can also imagine Sakura as the Red Queen, considering we’ve already seen her in such an outfit in the second Clear Card opening. However, I honestly think it would be incredibly interesting to see Akiho in that role as well. I’m so excited to hear more of this story.

The chapter flashes back to real life, where even Sakura seems to feel that the Alice story very much matches what is going on with her presently. In fact, it’s so accurate that Kero and Suppi even begin to question if Naoko has some sort of special abilities. However, Suppi mentions that it’s possible for tremendously creative people to possess some sort of a sixth sense, and that they are able to sometimes show something from not just the past, but things that happened long ago and even events that have yet to occur through their works.

And can I just say that...like, something about this part just really resonated with me? Like, call me crazy, but I feel like this is actually incredibly true. I believe that super creative people are able to see the world and events in very unique ways much different than everyone else, so I think it’d make sense for them to inadvertently have a ‘sixth sense’. I honestly think that is something so super cool to think about, and I just love the way CLAMP introduces traits in ordinary people that are so incredible, they’re practically magic (like Tomoyo and her great observation skills). It’s almost like CLAMP is trying to tell us that we too carry our own sort of magic, even if magic itself isn’t real, and I’m just totally feeling it.

Sakura goes on to explain how Naoko described coming up with the idea. We of course knew already that Naoko thought of the two Alices when seeing Sakura and Akiho next to each other, but what ended up truly explaining Naoko’s writing was that Akiho had told her about her ‘Alice in Clockland’ book. This really goes to show that although it’s a most definitely a special book to Akiho, she speaks about it to anyone who will listen like it is just any regular book. This further proves to me that she doesn’t truly understand what she actually has, but she knows it’s special nonetheless. That’s just something she feels in her heart.

To Akiho, it is a merely her favorite story, however she does not realize that what she reads and dreams about is actually Sakura’s life and adventures capturing the Clear Cards. The book is even in a language she doesn’t recognize but is able to read due to learning/being taught how (it’s unclear which). I’m very interested to know how she came about learning how to read this story, whether someone taught her, whether this was something the book allowed, or if this is a skill she gathered through the magic her clan placed inside of her (they had mentioned wanting to send her to all sorts of places and have her read a great many books). I’m more inclined to believe that the Alice in Clockland book simply allowed her to be the one to read it. Naturally, when we first saw the book in chapter 12 in the manga, Akiho never got a chance to tell Sakura about the content of the story due to a very timely and likely very purposeful interruption from Kaito. After all, if Sakura knew the story, she’d likely recognize the details immediately, and that would obviously ruin Kaito’s very carefully laid out plans.

But what made this chapter the most interesting was the fact that Kero actually had heard of “Alice in Clockland”. It doesn’t seem like he recognized it by name per say, which was very likely due to the fact that this is the name that Akiho has given it while it is in her possession (stated by Momo in chapter 50). I imagine maybe it was something about the mention of clocks that made Kero believe it might be the book he was thinking of, but seeing as the book’s name changes with each owner, it makes sense that he wouldn’t have recognized it for certain without seeing it himself.

Even more intriguing is how sentient in nature the book is implied to be. Sakura goes to find a picture she had taken of it, only to find it gone, and the only way she is even able to show an image of it to Kero and Suppi is via Record. The book appears to really go out of its way to hide from those it doesn’t want to be seen by and only appears to those it wishes.

We then get a bombshell when Kero states that it was once in Clow’s possession, which isn’t entirely surprising. But what is surprising is that the spell that the book supposedly seeks out masters to complete could not be done even by Clow. Whatever the spell may be appears to be more than just forbidden or taboo, but rather labeled impossible. And seeing as Clow himself could not even achieve it and the book promptly yeeted out of his possession by burning up in his hands, it’s understandable how such a spell would be labeled impossible.

I suppose that really raises some very important questions, and that is how strong is this book exactly, and how much magic does it require to complete this ‘impossible’ spell? Well, it seems believed by Kero and Suppi that Sakura was only able to capture it in an image via Record due to the book’s will, and Sakura has proven to be able to show almost literally anything she wants with this card in the past. Sakura’s strength is unreal and was already confirmed at the end of the original series to be stronger than Clow’s, so if the book is able to hide even from her, that really speaks volumes to the strength of Alice in Clockland as well.

So, because Kaito is the one who created a contract with this book and Akiho was the one who named it, reads it, and currently possesses it, what does that say about them? Why did the book choose them when even magicians like Clow were unable to complete the forbidden magic successfully? I don’t think it’s necessarily because of the strength of either in terms of magic. Kaito may be an incredible magician, but Sakura still appears to be able to subdue him if she puts her mind to it, so he is not the strongest magician. And Akiho herself contains no magic at all. So knowing this, why did the book choose them? I think it chose them because it just wanted to see what would happen. Kaito seems willing to die to do this, so the book might be wondering “how far is he willing to go to achieve this?”, and I am even willing to bet that the book isn’t confident that Kaito can succeed either, even with his efforts.

Akiho’s involvement with it could potentially be tied to the magic the clan and association instilled in her as well. The book that the clan and association used on her while performing their spell contained the dragon we’ve seen before on the cover, and we know that this dragon has made appearances in these dreams Sakura has had, so the two could be intertwined in some way.

Another question that we have continuously had is what this impossible spell may be. Well, the only ‘impossible’ and definitely taboo spell that CLAMP has ever spoken about in any series with magic has been bringing the dead back to life. This topic is specifically mentioned in detail in Tsubasa, and even breaking the laws of the universe wasn’t enough to make that a reality. So my money is on that being the spell in question. I think everyone can relate to wishing that someone lost could be brought back again, but if this were truly what the impossible spell is, that brings up questions again as to why Kaito in particular wants to achieve this. I still believe that Kaito wants to revive someone, and I think that someone is Akiho’s mother. But time will tell for sure what their relationship was even like and what is truly in Kaito’s heart. If it turns out to be a different spell, I’ll be incredibly intrigued, as I cannot think of anything that would be more difficult or more desired by someone. A part of me hopes it is different, honestly, just for the sake of it not following too similar a formula to Tsubasa, because we already know that attempting to such a thing ends badly for everyone.

Sakura then announces that she wants to speak with the book, much to Kero and Suppi’s surprise, but what I love in particular is how Kero says “I trust you on this one Sakura”. It shows that he really does have faith in her and is really going to let her handle things the way she wants now rather than keeping secrets or doing things behind her back to protect her, as most of them (including Syaoran) had been doing until a short time ago.

She’s asked about whether she will accept the role of Alice now, knowing what she knows, and when we get her answer, it is while she is sitting at lunch with Tomoyo and Syaoran. Sakura decides to take the role and that she initially thought to decline it, but ultimately felt that something was going to cause her to end up playing the role anyways. I think what she’s saying here is that the situation feels a bit like fate is involved, and that there is really no use trying to fight it. In fact, she thinks it’s better to trust her instincts this time and go along with the current, and Syaoran, just like Kero, shows that he believes in her as well by agreeing.

I think Tomoyo can sense that things are a bit serious in the discussion, so she wonderfully lightens the mood by fantasizing about how excited she is to make her a dress to wear. I personally cannot wait to see what she comes up with, though I have a feeling it might be the outfit Momo placed her in when she dropped her into the dream where no one knew who she was. I think it would be fitting and certainly has an ‘Alice’ look to it, but I would also love to see something new.

Sakura tells Tomoyo that she cannot wait to wear it, as she had mentioned before that she felt stronger and like she could take on anything while wearing the clothes she makes. She re-emphasizes how if she wears clothing made by her, she’ll be all right no matter what.

After the sweet moment between the two, Syaoran asks the million dollar question of whether or not Akiho will take the other Alice role. Naturally, he must be curious considering all they’ve learned in the last few chapters.

We don’t have to wait long to get our answer as the scene switches over to Akiho and Kaito’s home. Like I thought, Akiho thought about declining due to lack of acting skills, however interestingly enough she answers in exactly the same way as Sakura, claiming that she felt she would end up playing Alice anyways. Akiho, who doesn’t have magic, is also able to feel that pull of fate, and of course she feels it is odd coming from her, and she proactively claims it to be strange for her to say it at all (girl, I’ve been there and totally feel you)..

What breaks my heart about this scene is her sad face in the next panel when she says “I don’t have that kind of power”. It is just another reminder of how she was a failure in the eyes of her family for not having magic, and Kaito appears ready to comfort her by starting to reach out, but suddenly pulls his hand back. It seems evident that there’s a lot he wants to say to her in this moment, but he doesn’t find it appropriate at that point in time. Perhaps a part of him wanted to tell her what he knows? Maybe about what he’s doing? Or maybe he’s just trying to keep his distance to avoid hurting her if he someday disappears. The only thing we know for sure is that in that moment, his heart desperately wanted to be heard, but as per usual, he stopped before treading too far. Once again, Kaito has silenced his heart and his true feelings, keeping them locked carefully inside.

Akiho notices something is off right away, but Kaito smoothly changes the subject by stating that Akiho will not just play Alice, but become her, and this seems to be a lovely piece of foreshadowing by CLAMP. It definitely seems to imply that the climax is approaching and that something huge is going to occur during this play.

Akiho then, being the sharp girl she is, doesn’t even respond to that and insists in a gentle, but assertive way that she wants him to rest while she’s at school. It shows that even though Kaito is pretending to be fine, she can tell that something is very, very wrong, and she wants him to know how important it is to her for him to rest and take care of himself. Kaito naturally pretends to be oblivious to what she means at first, but then agrees, still playing off the situation as if nothing serious is going on at all.

On the way out the door, Momo, being the fucking queen she is, gives the biggest death glare I have seen so far, and I’m living for it. That one glare says “You better fucking rest like she said or I will make you regret it!!!”. Hahahahaha.

I can’t state enough how much I love how aggressively Momo cares about her family. The way Kaito smiles back though seems to imply that he has zero intention of doing any resting. And as expected, the moment he closes the door, he falls to his feet, shaking and breathing heavy. He says to himself that he can barely make his body move the way he wants anymore, which shows just how hard he had to work just to fake it in front of Akiho. Despite the clearly dangerous situation he’s falling into, he seems to disregard this again by stating that he merely needs to hold on just a little bit longer, and that the story will soon begin for what he has been wishing for. This only serves as further proof that the climax is approaching and particularly with the events of the play.

The chapter ends here, but it seems that this chapter’s main focus was on the Alice in Clockland book. CLAMP wanted to introduce to us the idea of just how strong this book is and give some context as to how powerful the magic Kaito is trying to perform truly is. And then of course it develops more the growth of Sakura and Akiho, but also gives some hope that maybe Kaito will eventually listen to his heart soon. If such a small phrase from Akiho could almost stir him to say something, then it makes me hopeful that he is starting to break his walls just a little, or that at least maybe there’s a crack somewhere that will grow bigger with more time.

Anyways, I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!!

#cardcaptor sakura #clear card #chapter 57 #spoilers #analysis #chrissy talks a lot #sakura #akiho #alice in clockland #kaito #kero #suppi #syaoran #tomoyo #naoko #manga

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This might be weird but erm how would germany denmark and austria react to having a catboy s/o 🤧

(ﾟωﾟ) t-thank you for requesting this, not gonna lie this is gonna be very self indulgent and long hehe I have a not so secret love for cat boys and honestly the whole hybrid au thing it’s just so cute to me

Germany

Ludwig has come to really love his catboy boyfriend

First to admit the start was rocky and very challenging for both him and his s/o

Ludwig is quite knowledgeable on many things, exercise, health, academics, woodwork, steelwork, the list could go on and on

But he isn’t very knowledgeable about cats, or really any animal that isn’t a dog or doglike

So when he first found you,his s/o, cat ears and all, he was stumped in more ways than one

Ludwig definitely had many talks with Italy and Greece at the beginning when he let you stay with him

Like what did cats like? Should he take you on walks? Pet your ears? Offer to play fetch with you?

His way of thinking leads to lots of scratches and bites from you

When Ludwig starts getting into a relationship/realizes his feelings towards you things actually go pretty smoothly

Ludwig is awkward about confessing but after he gets through it and gets accepted it’s honestly smooth sailing from there

Aside from the fact he still asks if you want to play fetch with the dogs….

Ludwig would probably never admit to your face but he enjoys watching you be more catlike and acting more yourself than when you act more human or ‘normal’

Like when you try to catch any bugs that fly in, or when you find a string on the ground and go wild playing with it

It’s those moments that makes Ludwig feel special and all the more in love since that’s a side of you he doubts many have seen

Does anybody know about his boyfriend? Or know that he’s a catboy?

Yes but not because Ludwig or you wanted them too

Prussia, Austria, and Italy have barged in at some point or another and discovered you without your hat on thus leading to some scolding for Ludwig and some head pats for you from Italy

Hungary found out from Austria that he had a cat and came over to see them only to find you, she also scolds Ludwig for hiding you because damn was she in love with your cuteness

Switzerland and Liechtenstein find out because Switzerland needed to drop something off, came inside when Ludwig wasn’t there, and they both found you sleeping soundly

Liechtenstein comes over often now to see you despite her brother thinking you’re super suspicious and weird

And finally Japan finds out because Italy won’t stop talking about Ludwig’s catboy boyfriend and Japan needs to know if you’re just super into nekomimi headsets or if you’re really part cat

Expect Japan to not want to leave and invite you and Ludwig over a lot

Ludwig is troubled by them finding out but is glad that you’ve got some friends other than him and the dogs

Denmark

Mathias is a total dork and loves the catboy immediately

He’s just an animal man in general and you make him really happy even without being in a relationship

He wasn’t even phased by the cat ears and tail, just really wanted to pet your head

Struggles a lot when trying to take care of you/figure you out but he will not admit that he has no clue what he’s doing

Much like Germany often asks you if you want to play fetch, tug of war, or other really weird games

The only thing is Mathias can’t take a hint that you dislike that

Poor guy probably ends up thinking that’s just how you play and asks if you want to wrestle with him

Ganbare reader….

When a relationship starts forming or when he realizes that he likes you more than just as a roommate or friend Mathias is smooth

He totally takes you out on a date and confesses using a really cheesy line but it’s so him that it’s hard to laugh at him for it

Does he tell others he has a boyfriend? That you’re a catboy?

Yes and no

He tells people he’s dating someone, even introduces you to his family and friends but does his best to make sure you aren’t found out

Mathias is a jokester and a laid back guy but he’d never betray your trust on purpose and tell others about your secret

They do find out though…..

Norway and Iceland dropped by unannounced to give Mathias something he forgot at their house and since they have a key they let themselves in and you were walking about without your disguise on

Norway is likely angry at Mathias and you for hiding it and not trusting him at the very least

Iceland just thinks your cute but a little weird since you aren’t a cat, human, or country

Finland and Sweden find out because of Sealand

Mathias invited the three of them over and you and Sealand started rough housing and poof, there goes your hat

Sealand wants to come over everyday or have you come over and Finland and Sweden are big fans of this idea

They think you’re adorable uwu

Mathias has to beat them away with a stick and remind them you’re dating and not a pet so they won’t steal you from him

He’s glad it worked out that way though because he felt bad keeping it from them but didn’t want to betray your trust in him

Austria

Roderich is t r o u b l e d

I’m sorry but it’s the truth

He’s confused by what you are and no matter how cute of a catboy you are that doesn’t change his initial feelings

He can take care of people really well and he’s really nice but he will always act like it’s a burden

At the start you totally only get to stay on the condition you do some of the housework for him he totally hates dusting and sweeping/vacuuming

Roderich really loves petting your ears

He thinks they’re super soft and it relieves a lot of stress to pet and play with them

Unlike the others he knows how to handle your cat behaviors somewhat better

Won’t admit he bought you things to mess with while he’s busy, or if he does admit it he says it like your attention was bothering him

He easy to read though once you realize the type of person he is

So that’s how the relationship starts, you realizing he loves you more than a friend and making him confess

He takes you on dates often and tells you not to worry about hiding your ears and tail

He hates seeing you hiding yourself like that

Roderich will always defend you and make excuses why you have cat ears and a cat tail so you never have to worry about defending yourself or coming up with something

Would he tell others that he has a boyfriend? That his boyfriend is a catboy?

Yes for some, no for others

He told Hungary about you being a catboy before you two started dating

he really had no choice as she comes over a lot and they’re really close, but don’t worry she supports the romance 100% when he tells her he’s dating you

Roderich also willing tells Germany about you being a catboy before you two are dating and also tells him the news once you both are official

People that found out by accident are Switzerland and Prussia

Switzerland accidentally found the both of you together at a market and your hat fell off and he totally saw your ears before Roderich could do anything

He’s secretly happy for Roderich but of course he covers it up by being a bit standoffish and dismissive

Prussia finds out by bursting into Roderich and yours home to bother Roderich and catch up with him

Prussia ends up bothering you instead and not even talking to Roderich

Roderich is troubled by all the attention you get from his friends but he’s also happy since he’d rarely seen you leave before meeting them

#aph germany #hws germany #aph denmark #hws denmark #aph Austria #hws austria #hetalia #hetalia reactions #hetalia headcanons #hetalia scenarios

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that-was-anticlimactic · 2 years

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🍅 i’m curious now that you mentioned it hehe. also i know very little about miraculous ladybug so if you want to info dump about what a miraculous is…… also i hope you feel better, i’m sorry about your shoulder 🥺🥺🥺

nellie smilehoneyy, this is the miraculous of the ladybug which grants the power of creation.

you will use it for the greater good.

miraculous: ladybug

kwami: tikki

special power: lucky charm, the ability to create some sort of object which will be of use to you only once you look around you and miraculous ladybug, the ability to restore everything back to the way it was before

form: earrings

weapon: yoyo

okay this was Really hard because i was Torn between two, but eventually decided to go with this one! and, since you said i could,,, imma just explain kind of how this works jiuhygfcghuijko

so, miraculouses come in the form of a piece of jewelry (in this case, the earrings), but the actual magic is stored in the kwamis! these kwamis are essentially kind of like gods? but their power is too great for their bodies which is why they have the jewelry and holders! for example, when plagg (cat kwami of destruction) used his power without a holder, he caused the extinction of dinosaurs.

when a holder (a person) is given the jewelry and wear it, it is in a disguised form! in regular form, the ladybug earrings are red with black spots. when marinette wears them and isn't transformed, they just look like normal silver earrings! to activate the power, there's something you have to say and it depends on the kwami! for the ladybug miraculous, to activate it and transform, you say: "tikki, spots on!" and to detransform (if it hasn't worn off), you say: "tikki, spots off!" and this gives you your costume and abilities!

you can interact with your kwami too! they aren't confined to the jewelry unless you decide to be a jerk and denounce them or punish them (which like. is Super rude). they usually can be a great help in every day life and are like a friend!

okay! so! the ladybug miraculous is one of the two most powerful ones (the other being the cat of destruction) and represents creation! this miraculous is the most essential one in battle and such because the miraculous ladybug is the only thing that can revert damage done by other miraculouses back to how they were before.

to wield the ladybug miraculous, you have to be creative! the lucky charm makes you use your brain and work for it--it gives you a random object and you have to figure out why you got that object (you do get help with like... ladybug vision lol). you need to be good at instructing / leading people (and since you're someone who works backstage, i feel like you'd be really good at that!).

the ladybug is usually held by someone who doesn't think they deserve it and who always tries to find solutions and prioritizes helping others. you may have the tendency to let your emotions get the better of you and you probably panic a lot, but that's also where tikki comes in.

tikki is the kwami, and nellie, i think you and tikki would work Really well together which is what really pushed me into giving you this one! tikki is pretty level-headed and is really good at giving encouragement and providing support. she rarely gets angry and is willing to tell you the hard truth if you need it. she places a lot of trust in her holders and will trust your judgement even if she disagrees with you. i think she would provide a sense of comfort and support in your life that you need and also she would probably love to nuzzle in your hair at night:)

the ladybug miraculous requires someone dedicated and persistent--someone who values and exhibits hard work, has a sense of responsibility, and trusts others. ladybug miraculous holders tend to over-exert themselves and sometimes get into things way over their head. they can be brash and make stupid decisions based on bias and anger, but that's why they have the chat noir to balance them out. something they tend to do is not ask for help from others. partially because they're super stubborn, but also because they feel like they have to fix everything by themselves. this tends to happen due to the importance of their power. sometimes they forget to let others help them, sometimes they get so far in over their heads that they don't think other people are capable of helping them which causes rifts.

nellie, i think you would make a great ladybug! you are such a creative person! one reason that i think you would be great at using the lucky charm is because of your word weaving and those word things that you make! that requires creativity and dedication and searching, finding a common theme, putting things together... just like a lucky charm:) i think that a lot of these traits apply to you !

send me a tomato or something and i'll give you a miraculous

#ellen tag #i hope this is at least Somewhat accurate iugyfcgvhjk #i feel like a lot of these traits apply to you and that you would also be good at directing others!#this is so fun oiuygcfghuj #sorry this got sO LONG i got excited haha #love you bestie <3 #also thank you! they're feeling better!#still hurt but they are So Much Better than they were before!#corey rambles:)

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whats dtl about ifff ud like 2 talk abt it i see cute sprites & decide i wanna know things.. hehe the top hat n cape guy gif is in sync w my music hehe

IM SO GLAD U ASKED this game is probsbly my favorite game ever its been a special interest if mine since i was 7 and i dont think its a GOOD game per se bt i love it a lot and it impacted me a lot as a little kid w a mild interest in art :)

so basically the game is a little 2d adventure platformer where u get to draw and design the character u play as. its p clunky and the way ur character moves looks rlly silly bt again this game was released in like 2010 on the ds so its ok .. the game also gave u templates to go off of and use too just in case u didnt want to design a character from scratch

the story of the first game is abt this world that was drawn into existence by “the creator” in the book of life. u hav this little sequence where u get to draw the world, and the forrests and the creatures tht wld inhabit it. the creatures tht inhabit the world are callec raposa and they r little fox creature w funny ears :)

like this guy (his name is zsasha and hes a thief but hes like a bad one who ends up returning all of the stuff he steals and also watching over a little orphan girl who he basically adopts LOL)

in the universe if the game the “creator” eventually went silent and the raposa lost hope in them ever returning. the world was slowly shrouded in darkness and gradually all of the raposa inhabiting this little village were either lost or left on purpose bc it was slowly falling apart. the game starts when one of the remaining raposa, mari, prays to u, the creator, to come back and help restore her village, saying that everyone else has lost hope but she still believes you can return to her. u can answer, and either say that u will help or you wont, but either way u end up agreeing to help her and she goes to tell her dad, the mayor, abt it. you create a “hero” to be the vessel you will speak thru, and thats the character u end up designing and playing as. the game is abt going to various areas from the village and rescuing all of the raposa that are lost there, as well as restoring the village to what it used to be and drawing in bits of the landscape, like the sun and plants and stuff.

the villain of the story is a guy named wilfre, who was another villager in the town who ended up drawing in the book of life bc he wanted to create things the way the creator had. he ended up making these big inky monsters and got consumed by them, and when u meet him at the beginning of the game he tears up a bunch of pages in the book of life which get scattered across the land and you have to collect them in order to restore the village.

so u basically just go around saving villagers, collecting pages of the book of life, and redrawing bits of the town that were lost to wilfres shadows. eventually wilfre ends up like, killing maris dad (the mayor) and then after youve restored a majority of the village you enter his realm and kill him!! yay :)

throughout the game you also meet these two weird npcs called heather and mike. heather is a little raposa girl who has half of her face covered in shadows, and shes mostly mute. shes found early on in the game and is taken care of by another one of the main characters named jowee

mike is a character u end up rescuing later on in the game, hes p confused and doesnt know how he got where he is, and hes also different from the other raposa bc he doesnt have ears like they do and kind of just looks like a normal human (even tho none of the raposa know what that is and they just think he looks rlly weird)

in the first game heather is shown to take a liking to mike but it isnt explained why and she doesnt talk to its left unexplained

so yah the first game ends with you, the hero, defeating wilfre. mari takes on the role of her father and becomes mayor of the town, and all of the raposa (+ mike) live happily in the town youve restored. the hero goes dormant because theyre no longer needed and u get a scene at the end of the game w them sitting by the ghost of maris father.

the SECOND game takes place a while after the first game, in which wilfre returns and captures heather at the beginning of the game. he also kidnaps a bunch of the other villagers and transports them somewhere else, and he drains the color out of the village the raposa were in. they end up fleeing on a giant turtle with an abandoned town on its back that appears while the color is draining from the village. inside mari and jowee find another mannequin similar to the one the creator had drawn the hero on in the first game. they pray to the creator for help and thats when u draw the hero u get to play as for that game!! the hero doesnt seem to remember mari and jowee or any of the events of the first game, but they agree to help them rescue heather and all of the villagers wilfre stole.

jowee also has like, this magic pendant that belonged to heather that he found after wilfre took her, which seems to be leading them to where heather is. they use that to navigate the turtle thru the ocean to a bunch of other islands on the world. the second game is basically about traveling to different islands and helping them restore the color thats been drained out of them by wilfre. you also meet these two characters, salem

who is a villain in the first island u travel to, and sock

who is a villager on the first island u visit who ends up befriending jowee and traveling with them while they try to save heather.

so ur doing all of that but THEN, halfway thru the game mari is shown to be talking to wilfre, and then she dissapears. jowee assumes wilfre has captured her too, but shes later seen on the turtle again, and rips out a bunch of pages in the book of life the way wilfre did in the first game, and then wilfre appears to take her away and says that shes working with him now. jowee is heartbroken but resolves to get her back as well as heather

THEN, sock, jowees friend from the first island whos been tagging along and helping out, is ALSO revealed to be wilfre in disguise and he betrays jowee and steals heathers pendent, leaving jowee with basically no means of finding heather and wikfre and mari by extension.

so eventually they do end up finding where wilfre is and mari is like “jowee you dont understand wilfre has shown me the truth of our world and who the creator is and thats why im helping him” and jowee is like “i cant believe yoy are helping him how could you i cant believe you bla bla bla” and so wilfre is like “FINE ill show you the TRUTH of this world” and takes jowee and then the hero is kind of left ln their own for a bit to like wander around the world and try to keep rescuing ppl and such. and eventually jowee comes back and is like shaken up but kind of vague abt what wilfre showed him, but he still decides to side with the hero and the creator and eventually mari is convinced by him to join them again as well

so u fight wilfre again and EVENTUALLY wilfre reveals that if you defeat him basically the entire world will dissapear and thats what hes been trying to avoid by fucking w things and messing with the book of life. so all of the raposa have a bunch existential crisis abt them ceasing to exist if they go thru with this but then they decide to to it anyway bc the alternative is just as bad blah blah and u go and kill wilfre and he does this when he dies which is cool

[the gif was fuckjng broken im sorry but like look up his sprites and youll fjnd it 💔]

and now heather is back!! and her and mari and jowee are all talking about mike and how important he is and meanwhile mike has no clue whats going on and is kind of freaked out by all of this, but theyre all like “mike you need to wake up” as theyre all fading out of existence and shit around him and eventually him and heather are the only ones left and they dissapear too

and THATS when you get the ending and find out it was all like a dream mike was having while he was in a coma after a car crash anx this plays while the credits role lol https://youtu.be/Kur0qaYM1jM

youtube

^ they ended up releasing different versions oft he game w a less dark (but still w the whole ‘it was all a dream twist’) and thats it!!

there was also another game released for the wii that like gave wilfre a girlfriend kind of but i never played it to completion bc it used the wii remotes motion controls to like draw and shit and it was rly janky and hard so i never finished it and most ppl did the same. i kind of rlly want to try playing it again tho bc it was a p cute looking game even if the controls were fucked up

AND YEA thats drawn to life its a weird silly little series tht i was obsessed w when i was a kid and it still holds a special place in my heart :) i basicaly just spoiled the entire series i guess but if u have a ds or a 3ds (bc the game is backwards complatible ! ) id still suggest like getting a cartidge off ebay or something and playing it bc its honestly a rlly sweet and beautiful looking game and i think a lot of it still homds up even if the controls r rlly janky now

#theres also rumors of another game in the series being released on the switch so :)#THIS IS SOOO LONG HAHAHA IM SORRY I RLLY CARE ANT THESE GAMES #long post

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shadowysludgebakerystudent · 5 years

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The golden friendship series 1(fnaf) grawolfquinn style (Goldie x oc) part 2- you're a....WHAT?!?!

*a few hours later, 11:25pm*

Goldie had never been able to talk to someone like this before well, at least with a human kid, of course. For the last few hours or so, he and Tana have being talking about a lot of things. What music they like, food, games, pranks, all kinds of things that made them both smile. Goldie has never done this before for a long time, let along with a human girl. Sure he has done the with freddy, but that was a long time ago, a long ways before the "accident". Tana on the other hand really, really was staring to like goldie, in every way possible that she could see right now.

"He's really funny and sweet," she thought. She also loved the colors of his hat, bowtie and eyebrows. She wanted to ask if purple is his favorite color just like it is hers. Goldie on the other hand, wanted to know why she was talking to him in the first place. Don't get him wrong, it was nice to talk to someone but surly someone had told her not to talk to him, like freddy fazebear for that instance.

Heck, surly enough, fazhead has made it his mission to make sure that everyone in the pizzaria hate him. And almos everyone did, except for bonnie, tc, mangle, mari and chica...At least he thinks she doesn't hate him, hopfully she didn't hate him.

"Hey, you okay goldie?" Tana asked the golden bear. She had noticed that he had gotten mad but she knew that it wasn't towards her but someone else in the pizza place. Goldie blinked at her and notice the worry and concern in her very pale eyes. He knew that he had gotten lost in thought and it made the little girl worry about him. He smiled at her to let her know that he was okay.

"Oh, yeah Tana I'm fine, really I am," he said. He saw the worry in her eyes once more before it faded away and was replaced with joy and love. He really likes her eyes, he wishes he could stare at them all night and day long. He smiled down at her and she did the same to him in return.

"Okay, if you say so," she said to the golden bear. Goldie shock his head yes as if telling her that he was sure he was fine. He was about to ask her an other question to get to know her better, but something caught his eye and he looked down at her right wrist to see what it was that caught his eye. Turns out it was a watch that had caught his eye, but it wasn't like any watch he had every seen in his life and that was saying something. That watch had a blue center with a dark orange button on one side of it while there was a dark magenta button on the other side of it.

Tana saw him staring down at something and she followed his graze until she realized that he was looking at her watch that her dad had giving her a year ago right after her mother left them a few days before that. Just thinking about her mother still makes her sad sometimes.

"Oh, sorry, I don't mean to stare, it's....just....I have never seen a watch like that one before,in my life" goldie said with a little nervousness in his voice. Tana looked back up at him and smiled.

"No, it's okay goldie. And this isn't just a watch," she said while hold her wrist with the watch to show him. He looked at her with confusion in his eyes and on his face. What did she mean by that?

"What do you mean?" He asked her. Tana then got up from the box she was sitting on and held her hand out to him for him to take it.

"I'll show you," she said. Goldie then took her hand and got off the box he was sitting on and let Tana lead him almost to the back of the backroom. They then stopped and Tana let go of his hand and walked about two feet in front of him and turned to him and smiled as she lifted her wrist up to her stomach where her other hand grabbing the center piece of the watch.

"This is called the "disguise-o-watch". It helps people who have animal parts like say ears and tail to be hidden from the public eye and changes their hair color to a normal one just like it does with mine." She said to him. Goldie stood there with a slacked jaw and his eyes wide. Did he really just hear her right? Did she say that she has ears and tail like an animal? He needed to know if it was true or not.

"So....if you're not a human, then....What are you exactly?" He asked. Tana smiled bigger at him and goldie saw her eyes grow bright as he asked her that question.

"I'm a werewolf," she said. Goldie didn't know what to think as she said that.

"You're a.....WHAT!?!?!" He almost shouted that. He then realized what he did and shrunk back with fear that she would cry because he just yelled at her. But she didn't do that and it shocked him very much.

"I'm a werewolf," she repeated. Goldie has heard of werewolves but he didn't think that he would meet one. He looked at her up and down, he didn't see any signs on her to prove that she's a werewolf. Then he remembered the watch. It's power was making her look like she's human, but really she's not.

"Here, let me show you how it is done," she said to goldie. He watched as she turned the watch to the right, then to the left and then right back to the center. And in a flash of light goldie covered his eyes from the blinding light. He blinked a ccouple of times to clear his vision and what he saw next made his jaw drop and he swore it would snap right off of his mouth and hit the ground, hard. Instead of the ligh brown, her hair was now a dark purple color with some of it fading into a lighter shade of it. And she had werewolf ears and tail but her tail was just like her hair.

Goldie also saw her little fangs poking out of her top lip just a little bit. The only things that stayed the same was her snow white skin and her eyes. Then there was an awkward moment after that. Goldie looked at the ground while tana's ears went down in sadness. Goldie walked up to her as she continued to look down at the floor wuth her ears down flat aganist her head.

"You look very pretty with purple, you know," he said softly to her. Tana looked up at him with wide eyes.

"Do you love the color purple?" She asked. Goldie then smiled big at her.

"It's my favorite color," he said. This made tana grin the biggest grin she had every done in her life and that was saying something.

"That's my favorite color too!!" She said with exitment in her voice. Goldie smiled big at her, but then he grew curious about her ears. To him they looked really fluffy and he wanted to know if they were.

"You want to know if my ears are fluffy, don't you?" She asked. Goldie jumped from shock. He then looked at her with wide eyes.

"How did you know that?" He asked. Tana then giggled at his question. Goldie flat himself blush from hearing her giggle. It was light as a feather and he wished he could listen to it all day long.

"You have that look everyone makes when they first see my ears and they want to feel them, so go ahead," she said. She then tilted her head forward a little bit, so goldie had a view and reach of them. Go,die hesitated at first, but slowly but surely he lifted his hands up to her ears and grabbed them gently. And he he started to rub them oh so softly that it felt like a feather touch.

"Hehe, they really are fluffy ears," he said with a little chuckle. Tana then started to make little sounds as he was pet her ears softly. Goldie thought they were noises of pain, but he looked at her face and saw a smile right on it. She was enjoying the petting she was getting. Her tail was wagging like crazy from him petting her ears. Goldie then stopped and then pulled his hands away.

"Heh, you know....I might just start calling you fluffpup from now on," he said with a little humor in his voice. Tana then glare at him but she couldn't even stop her smile.

"If that's the case, then I'll call you goldbud, from now on then," she said with a little cockiness in her voice. Then there was silence. It lasted about few minutes until the both of them brush out into laughter. Their little laughter fit came to an end when they heard a clock going off.

"Ding, dong, ding, dong"

Goldie's eyes went wide as he heard the sound. It was midnight. That meet that they others were able to roam freely without any problems other then him. But goldie couldn't help but wonder......

What was freddy going to think when he sees Tana with him????

To be continued...

Stay toon for part 3....

Cliffhanger!!!!!!!!

#alternate universe #bonding #fnaf #friendship #grawolfquinn #golden freddy #goldiexoc #biteof87 #sad puppy #hurt little bear #secrets #help eachother out

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thepleasureisguilty · 5 years

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A Day of Pampering Chapter 6: the count’s new clothes

Part of an ongoing rp between @ask-a-slippery-boy and myself

Chapter 1:(SFW) https://thepleasureisguilty.tumblr.com/post/180404620744/a-day-of-pampering-chapter-1-insomnia-and-a-night

Chapter 2: (SFW) https://thepleasureisguilty.tumblr.com/post/180491298229/a-day-of-pampering-chapter-2-bathe-in-the-baths

Chapter 3: (NSFW ish): https://thepleasureisguilty.tumblr.com/post/180609254064/a-day-of-pampering-chapter-3-turning-tables-in

Chapter 4: (NSFW)

https://ask-a-slippery-boy.tumblr.com/post/180612617105/a-day-of-pampering-chapter-4-love-languages

chapter 5 : (SFW ish)

https://ask-a-slippery-boy.tumblr.com/post/180645825730/a-day-of-pampering-chapter-5-seven-minutes-in

This one is SFW : contains, making fun of goat men and playing dress up.

thepleasureisguilty

*my face flushes and i look at you terrified*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I press you hard against the wall to hide you*

Y-you caught me! I was rading the closet, I’ll come out... just give me a second... *I throw another fur over you*

thepleasureisguilty

*I think about what the voice said... More than ten second...* ilya they already know im here!

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia makes an almost amused tsking sound* I’m not a fool, Doctor, I know there’s two of you...

thepleasureisguilty

See?

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I spin* N-n-Nadia! What a pleasure to see you....

*she grind and steps closer.* “Julian, are you going to introduce me to your friend?”

thepleasureisguilty

*I take a deep breath and prepare myself, not entirely sure for what*

*clears throat and steps forward, bowing low*

Countess Nadia Satrrinva

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia smirks* “Well, your friend has good manners at the very least.”

*My brain finally catches up* T-this is Mast! They’re my partner... *I flush deeply*

*Nadia looks amused* “yes my dead husband’s closet seems like the perfect date location”

thepleasureisguilty

*I flush more still bowing low* f forgive us countess, though there truly is no explanation...

ask-a-slippery-boy

*She offers you a hand* there’s no need for such formality, especially if you are with Julian. You can call me Nadia.

thepleasureisguilty

*I take the hand and rise, kissing the back of it and smiling* thank you Nadia

I do apologize for breaking into your husbands wing though, it seemed like a good bit of mischief *I hold eye contact with her, my attempt at being charming*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*nadia looks pleased* “it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.” *she turns on me* “Julian you don’t need to go to mischievous lengths to get in here, you’re a welcome guest.”

thepleasureisguilty

*I turn too* so we DIDN'T have to disguise ourselves as servants?... You just wanted to wear the blonde wig didn't you! *i tsk playfully*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I smirk* Only so you’d appreciate how good my natural hair looks.

*Nadia looks me up and down, playfully unimpressed. I become aware that I’m shirtless, glittery, and very disheveled* “It seems you certainly succeeded in getting into mischief, whatever the reason. Why are you in lucio’s closet anyways?

thepleasureisguilty

*I become semi bashful in stature* we ... Wanted to play dress up....

* I look at myself and blush as well realizing I am in her dead husband's furs, also shirtless with my pants undone and covered in glitter*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia looks you up and down with a smirk* “Dress up? Why you’re hardly wearing anything. And besides...” *she walks several shelves down* “if you want to play dress up you should really start in the back. That where he hid all the /tasteful/ clothes I got for him.”

thepleasureisguilty

*I laugh* I knew it could ALL have been tacky, and nadia you are known for your good taste

ask-a-slippery-boy

“And despite that he still never wore any of the things I suggested.” *she tsked. She looks us up and down.* “Julian I don’t believe most of the things here will fit you, maybe some accessories. Mast... I think shirt size should be the same. Maybe shoes...” *She turns to the shelves and grabs a pair of thigh high suede heels and hands them to you*

thepleasureisguilty

*my eyes widen along with a smile as I hold the sued boots and smirk* dress me as you like dear countess

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia smiles elegantly but there’s a spark in her eye.* “oh are you giving me free range, are you, Mast?”

thepleasureisguilty

*I grin almost mischevious.and nod*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia's coy smile slips for a moment and she beams at you genuinely* "Finally, someone with good sense. Follow me!" *She leads us further into the back of the closet. The things become less gaudy as we go, much less obnoxious. They start to look almost tasteful even. Against the back wall there's a long bench. I kiss your cheek take your fur from you (Which honestly feels like a crime against all that is sexy, but I'll survive) and sit with it besides me while Nadia works her magic.* "Unfortunately the color scheme doesn't stray much. At first I thought I could get him to branch out, but it never worked. But you'll look quite good in red I think. So that does help..."

thepleasureisguilty

*I steal a light nip at your neck while your taking the fur off me and smile wide at nadia* I trust your eye Nadia, cant wait to see what you have in mind and i do enjoy the color red *I bite my lip and put a hand over the bite mark you left looking at you*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I make a muffled sound and cover my mouth to hide it. Nadia turns to look at us. Flushed, bite marks, covering ourselves in one way or another. She flushes a little herself, and gives us another knowing smirk* “I know I interrupted a rather heated moment,” *she purrs* “But do you two need leave and come back later?” *she teases.*

*the tops of my ears turn red* No! No! Sorry.... Of course we don’t want you to go! *her smirk deepens*

“Good. Than I shan’t.”

thepleasureisguilty

*I chuckle embarrassed* hehe no nadia I think we can wait *my cheeks and ears turn a bright red* ... Well calm down after a few minutes *I try to avoid eye contact with the countess, still chuckling lightly at us getting caught*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia gives a tasteful laugh at our intastefulness.* "You know, Portia did mention something to me about you becoming involved with someone. I was planning on inviting you to dinner soon, but I had no idea I'd catch you in Lucio's closet of all places. Though it certainly is a good hiding spot. Normally you would have been safe for days..."

Actually, *the tops of my ears are still very red* I was wondering why you were here... N not that you can't be here! Just.. why? You have no lost love for lucio...

*She lets out a bitter* "Ha!" "No, I'm not mourning. It's actually the opposite. wherever I spend hours in court trying to fix his old mistakes I come in here to burn something of his. It sometimes helps..." *She gives us a mischievous grin* "Which is why i'm not mad at you for ransacking. He would have hated it. Especially knowing how badly he wanted to... what’s the colloquialism? hook up? how badly he wanted to "hook up" with you himself, /Jules/."

*I'm still flushed but I tsk at the old nickname* Maybe he could have if he didn't call me that... *I shake my head* whatever reason, a chance meeting with you? always a pleasure.

thepleasureisguilty

*i laugh still very embarrassed* dinner would have been lovely, and i would have only met you shirtless on purpose if that were the case *i smirk, even though this is a strange situation she still seems to find us charming I only hope i can keep it that way.* and I would love to invite YOU to dinner Nadia, ...though my lounge is much more humble than what you planned for sure... *I chuckle* im honestly just happy were not kicked out.... *I grin as she speaks of burning her husbands things* I think I'm liking you more and more Nadia... *I laugh openly as she reveals how pleased she is that we were fooling around in here and how much her husband would have hated it*

And I never met Lucio, but from what I hear it sounds like he deserves to have his things ransacked and burnt

ask-a-slippery-boy

*she seems amused by your cheekiness* Well you are of course still welcome to stay for dinner. And a lounge you say? Sounds interesting at the very least. *She digs into the racks and pulls out a red silk tunic. It definitely has heavy prakran influence, falling down to knee length, and having an intricate pattern stitched into it. She hands it to you.* "Try this for me?"

Ahhh yes... Lucio... *She rubbed her temples* He... he was complicated. He was so rugged and ambitious when we met. Even charming, all though he was always selfish and fairly annoying at times. We had the same goals but once we reached them... well then he was less rugged and ambitious and more selfish and annoying... And now I have to clean up his mess

thepleasureisguilty

*I blink surprised* y-yes that would be great! *and my eyes widen at the tunic* of course *I smile and slip on the garment it fits snuggly around my hips and flows across my chest and shoulders, the intricate stitching holding the garments shape very well*

...*I listen to the countess carefully* .... Im sorry to hear that... You deserve someone that will make you happy, smile and feel special and important... *my brows raise with a ln idea* .... Do you have anyone like that nadia? Not necessarily in a romantic sense *yet* but someone who is simply there for you?

Active in the last hour

ask-a-slippery-boy

*She looks pleased as you put on the tunic.* Now that is quite fetching. Wouldn't you say so, Doctor? *I stutter over myself while I sing your praises, you do look very handsome. But Nadia already knows this and continues on over me* "Why do you ask? Are you looking to fill the position?" *she's teasing, but a blush does fall over her briefly* I... suppose there is a person or too who is always there for me... but they have to be... but they do make me laugh...

thepleasureisguilty

*I smirk and raise a brow at her asking about me filling the position* heh I fear I would bore or annoy you countess, besides I am /quite/ happy with my Devorak *I smirk at you*... And no one has to be there for you nadia, even the courtiers should be there for you but from what I hear they are more like squabbling children... It is someone who takes the time out of their day to properly make you laugh and smile... Now thats magic

Hmm perhaps, invite them to dinner tonight *I smile*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*The gears are turning in my head slowly, I don't realize that you're talking about Pasha until you say "My Devorak" My face lights up. Gods you are so tricky and I am so in love with you.*

"Quite bold of you, Mast..." *she doesn't look angry* "What a pleasant change. Most are not so straightforward with me." *She smiles to herself* "Magic, hm? I'll have to think about it..."

*she clears her throat* "Well in any case, if I'm going to dine with one Devorak I might as well have the complete set. Any qualms if I invite your dear sister?"

*I beam* Of course not! I'd love to see her. Thank you for your kindness, Nadia.

*She waves me off* "Think nothing of it." *and pulls a floor length burgundy piece from one of the shelves* "Thoughts on this one, Mast?"

thepleasureisguilty

*i simply smile as she practically admits her feelings for portia* and try not to make a fuss over it knowing that would discourage her. I beam whe. I see the burgundy garment. It is floor length robe like piece, that with a pair of tight black pants.* oooooOoo. I like this one

*I slip it on, the sleeves flowing and taper at my elbow the fabric after the tight band flowing down elegantly, the tie in the front closes securely around my waist revealing my chest nicely and the way it flows across and down my hips is comfortable and a little heavy

*it is open in the front revealing my torso and legs, i turn for the countess and for you*

What you think? *I strike a pose and grin*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I'm not sure if she invited my sister because she actually just wanted us both there, or if Pasha is the person in question that makes her laugh. Either way it feels like a success. I smile triumphantly. Which shifts to awe as you re dress and pose.* I I Incredible.... Mast you look... sooo good. *If nadia wasnt here I may not have been able to keep myself from pinning you again.*

"Yes Mast, that is quite the handsome combination if I do say so." *Nadia chimed.* "Oh doctor, I believe you're drooling” *She teased*

thepleasureisguilty

*I laugh at you, quite actually drooling, and turn to the countess* Nadia, if you do enjoy my boldness then please dont mind me asking... May I wear this to dinner tonight?

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia raises an eyebrow at you* "Only if you wear these shoes" *She hands you a pair of glittering gold flats* "It'll match the bath glitter you stole."

thepleasureisguilty

*I become suddenly bashful and take the shoes* hehe ...fair

*I slip them on, im not used to flats, there not good for city walking, but they are very comfortable and fit really well* thank you *I smile*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*She hums and taps her fingers to her chin.* "Follow me." *She turns and walks out, not actually checking to see if we're following. I grab out clothes, the tunic, and furs on or way out. I do have every intention of keeping them if I can. We enter back to his room, I set our haul down on the bed and Nadia opens a different door, this one has a complicated locking system. Once it opens she ushers us inside. The walls are filled with shelves and cases of jewelry. It takes my eyes a moment to adjust to all the light reflecting from all the gold in this room.* "There has to be a few tasteful accessories in here somewhere....A ha!" *She finds a shelf in the back full of things i suspect she had made for him and he never wore. She passes things to you. A gold pair of drop earrings with rubies dangling from them. A black velvet choker with delicate strands of small rubies swooping from it. A combination ring/bracelet crafted from very thin gold chains.

thepleasureisguilty

*I follow, getting used to the shoes and watch her work in awe as she opens the complicated lock, i look at you to see if your as impressed as i am and gawk as she hands me the jewelry* wow these are beautiful

ask-a-slippery-boy

"And never worn I'm sure." *she tsked.* "I'm quite certain they'll complete that ensemble..."

thepleasureisguilty

*I begin to put on the jewelry, polished, new... I hesitate with the choker... Not wanting to have an episode... I breath and tie it on the looser loop around my neck, it is surprisingly light and the weight rests on my sternal notch instead of around my throat like i thought it would, i smile thoughtfully* what do you think nadia?

ask-a-slippery-boy

*She looks you up and down, inspecting you. She walks in a circle around you* "Hmm... I can't believe we salvaged such an elegant look from Lucio's closet. Mast, you look very charming. Almost as good as only wearing tight pants and a fur." *She teased, but there was maybe a hit of a blush there*

thepleasureisguilty

*I smirk at her* i am glad you liked what i picked out too *I look past her and to you* and how about you my love what do you think? *I give you a much more sensual look*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I'm practically in tears with how stunning you look. The seductive look you flash me gives me goose bumps. I bite my lip and give you a shaky thumbs up*

thepleasureisguilty

*I laugh and blush at your response excited to see what you'll say/do when nadia’s not in the room*

ask-a-slippery-boy

“Julian, are you going to put a shirt on? Or were you planning on dining with us like that?” *I turn a deep shade of red and scramble to find the top I was wearing when I came in. While Nadia laugh softly at me.*

thepleasureisguilty

*I chuckle at you too always loving the sight of you embarrassed * ...nadia is there no shirts of lucio's that would suit Ily- julian

Unless you want him dressed as a servant for dinner *I Chuckle*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*Nadia purses her lips.* “Julian’s shoulders are much too broad. I can’t think of any shirts that would fit over him, and definitely not any that would go with those pants... maybe.... hmmm... wait here.” *she returns to the closet*

*i take the moment to grab you by the waist and kiss you like I’ve wanted to for the past 20 minutes*

thepleasureisguilty

*i kiss you back eagerly and happily*

Well this was interesting turn of events

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I laugh breathily* not exactly what I was expecting. Are you still having fun?

thepleasureisguilty

*I smile against your lips* yes I am still having a wonderful time with you, i love the looks on your face

Are you?

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I pull you into a kiss and groan* yes, a wonderful time... *I go back to kiss you again, but the countess returns before I get the chance.*

“I got this for him before I realized he was far too stubborn to branch out. I think it ought to suit you well enough....” *she hands me a bundle of silky fabric. I pull away from you and try it on. It’s a deep teal color and the fabric is so thin you can almost see through it. It was clearly made to be flowy, but it is a bit more form fitting on me. I leave the top several button undone, partially for fashion but mostly because they don’t close. Nadia nods to herself and slips into the jewelry room. She returns with a decorative ear cuff and a necklace that is just several thin silver chains of various lengths. I put them on. She looks thoughtful.* “Certainly and improvement. What do you think, Mast?”

thepleasureisguilty

*my eyes are practically sparkling as i look at you the silver reflects the copper of your hair and rests well amongst the hair on your chest, orange and blue, a complementary color palette that has always amazed me* your so beautiful *I finally say under my breath*

ask-a-slippery-boy

*I blush deeply at your compliment.* “Yes, quite the handsome pair you make.” *Nadia agrees.* “Julian you should try blues more often I think. Anyways, dinner should be done soon, shall we?”

thepleasureisguilty

*I hold out my arm for you and smile* I think so... *I let nadia walk in front of us and squeeze your ass as we follow*

#julian x mast #mast #rp #ocpr #nadia #arcana #thearcana #arcana game #julian #devorak #ilya

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demon!jihoon

a/n; very much inspired by jihoon's demonic lenses he wore here?? and this prompt!i would also like to thank @hwinkinghwi for the demonic(?) moodboard hehe,,,happy early halloween!

jihoon is one of the most cunning demons

he would actually use his ungodly looks to his advantage to get his way

almost everything his goddamn face will make people give in/compromise

sometimes he uses his evil to help kids out

like, he sees a kid being bullied at a playground or something, he would give retribution by shoving sand down the bully's shirt??

(i have no idea how demons work so please spare me)

but other than that jihoon is pretty cynical

when he disguises himself as a mortal, he looks normal, until you look at his eyes,,,

theyre a light blue

they arent even contacts, like theyre just his eye colour

people just believe his lie that those are prescription contacts LOL

jihoon is being notorious for the senior who uses his looks to get through anything and everything

but not his grades lmao

so he's two years older than the kids taking their college entrance exam

basically he just wasted 2 years of his life in school

but he just wants to live off fellow demon!seongwoo,, so he just, doesnt study and goes to school

but seongwoo found out about it,, and made sure jihoon spends his legit last year in high school or jihoon would be ugly in his next life LOL

you're a senior in high school, trying to make the best out of your dying grades

you do know jihoon, but avoid communication as you're an angel

like legit,, angel

you were an angel thanks to your mother, who was involved in the heaven

and she wanted you to live a sin-free life as much as possible

ok now back to avoiding jihoon

why avoid communication?

for a simple reason;

you had a crush on him

and the rule of thumb your mother bestowed upon you was

"you can date anyone but demons"

and you were well aware jihoon was a demon, as your halo(which was invisible to the eyes of mortals) were blinking whenever jihoon would be near you

and you just didnt like the idea of dating a handsome asshole

fun fact: jihoon used to be an angel until he was involved in the 101, which made him evil

you knew jihoon relatively well due to the fact he used to be an angel

he was your childhood friend

always protecting you and looking out for you

your crush on him developed even before he became a demon, and didnt falter even when he wasnt a angel

but the both of you grew distant as your mother would warn you not to play with fire

you were taking a media studies elective as a subject and there was a coursework you had to do

which involved acting w a partner of the opposite gender

and to your luck, jihoon was the only student in the class who took media studies

not knowing anything between the both of you, your teacher assigned the both of you as partners LOL

to make things worse, the story was

romeo and juliet

how ironic lmaoooo

meaning, you had to kiss jihoon

or rather, jihoon had to kiss you

because your teacher chose the last scene, which had the least lines, for the both of you to "ensure your distinctions"

and the both of you just had to bite the bullet and take it because you'd want to graduate from school quickly and attempt to wash the sins of kissing jihoon away by doing more good things in college

while jihoon just wanted to get this thing done and over with

you told your mom about it, she was okay with it, but she still warned you not to fall for jihoon

though, your dad is a demonxangel

its a given that you and jihoon had to stay after school to run through the script

and every time you and jihoon renact the last scene, your breath hitches in your throat and you hiccup

or on days where you just burst out laughing and accidentally spit on jihoon

he actually wasnt that mad about it because 1. he knew how hard it was to keep one's composure in a kiss scene WITH THEIR CRUSH

2. he just thought you were cute

despite jihoon not kissing you for practices

which you were thankful for or else you cant sleep at night

until,,, the day of the assesment

everything went fairly smoothly, and the dreaded kiss of life was very soon approaching you

you thought jihoon wouldnt kiss you like he did in practices

bitch you thought

he kissed you on the lips and you were trying your best not to shoot your eyes open in shock

and of course,, the kiss of life received a standing ovation from the teachers who were really impressed

because most students dont actually kiss lmao

so you had to drag jihoon aside after yhe assesment and he had that stupid smile on his face

"cant you see i like you???"

you were stunned and also happy

but you had to keep your promis to your mom

"im sorry jihoon, i cant be your girlfriend"

boy he was shocked because he was never rejected

"why?"

"because," you bit your lip, contemplating wheter to tell jihoon

"because??"

"angels and demons cant be together," was all you said before leaving jihoon hanging

you and jihoon never talked until,,, halloween

which, you decided to go as yourself to your friend's halloween party at universal studios

you wore a plain white dress,, and wore a halo headband

pretty basic and simple but you really didnt care and just tried to dress nicely

apparently her parents rented the whole theme park for a private party lol

your friend was asking why you didnt bring jihoon along as your "plus one"

and you just shrugged,

"shit happened and we arent really talking anymore"

she got the hint immediately and stopped mentioning jihoon

meanwhile, jihoon was also dressed as himself

his hair was dyed a lighter blonde and wore a v neck black button up w ripped jeans,,,,,, and wore a choker on his neck too

basically all-black and looking good as heck

when he arrived every girl turned their heads and were shookt

like he barely needed to do anything to look THAT good

"a demon" was what he replied,, but he was laughing inside as people dont know his real identity

he was just enjoying the atmosphere of halloween where people dressed up and didnt care if their make up was shit,, its halloween anyway

he was just chilling and walking around w fellow demon!baejin when he saw someone carrying a girl in a white dress,,,

and that girl in a white dress seemed too familiar...

that when it clicked and he had to abandon baejin to save you

when he stopped the figure holding you, he ripped off its mask and revealed someone he wouldnt expect

lai guanlin

"guanlin, what are you doing?"

"i..i can explain--"

"explain what? drugging y/n and bringing her somewhere to hurt her?!"

at this point jihoon was really really angry, his irises turned red

"who made you do this?”

“i can’t tell you--”

“im severing all ties with you if you dont tell me.”

“okay okay! seongwoo-hyung made me do it,, he just wanted to mess with you. nothing poisonous was fed to y/n! i swear!”

jihoon could only sigh and roll his eyes, as he motioned guanlin to come closer to him

and when he did, he twisted guanlin’s ear, making the younger groan in pain,,, while still holding onto you LOL

“help seongwoo-hyung again and not only your ears would be red,” jihoon snapped, as guanlin helped to load you on jihoon’s back

jihoon was contemplating where to bring you to,,, in this state where you were fast asleep

he decided to bring you back to your home

of course, with you on his back was pretty crazy

people were staring at him, thinking that he got a girl drunk lmao

but some people were noticing how cute he was and he’d just blush and try to hide his face??

meanwhile you were still sleeping, and jihoon made your head lean on his shoulder

and it was quite a scene bc a literal angel leaning on a literal demon’s shoulders??? p sadistic but cute at the same time

he knew the exact route to your house because it was almost like muscle memory,, he always came over to your house during the weekends when the both of you were childhood friends

when jihoon knocked on the door he was pretty nervous to how your mom would react

“y/n youre--jihoon?”

“sorry you have to see this, but y/n got drugged by someone... i saw her and i had to save her”

“ah, i see...” your mom was weirdly happy that no one but jihoon saved you??

“her room is the last bedroom to the right...” your mom pointed, “i think you should stay over, it’s quite late.”

“but i don’t have any clothes...” jihoon smiled nervously

tbh how is he not tired after holding you for so long;)

“its fine! daniel has some clothes he cant wear anymore, you can use those.”

casually slips in olderbrother!daniel

jihoon was reminded of the times where your mom would take care of him p well, he was so touched that her heart didnt change over the years despite being a demon himself

“thank you mrs y/l/n, please rest early too!”

thats when your mom muttered something about him calling her mom

“excuse me?”

“yeah i will sleep soon, when daniel comes home.”

as jihoon entered your room, it was clean, and like a typical teenage girl’s room, with fairy lights and wall decorated with polariod pictures

after he settled you on your bed, he looked around your room and spotted a picture of the both of you amidst all the polariods

it was the both of you during your freshman year,, he took you to smoothie king because you were having a bad day

he smiled, but then sighed at the thought that your mother didnt allow you to date demons

but she was liking him so much she wanted yall to get married right there

all he could do was kiss your forehead and ruffle your hair

when he was about to leave he felt something tugging on his arm

“don’t go...”

you were sleeptalking lmao

jihoon hence slept at the side on your bed, while holding your hand

the next morning, you woke up to a weight on your hand, and you saw a blonde head

you were surprised so you screamed

and you woke jihoon in the process

“w-what”

“what are you doing here?”

“well...” jihoon scratched his head sheepishly

“...”

“what-- y/n! i know im a demon but no, i would never do that”

“then?! what are you doing here, in my room, in your...outfit”

“because you told me to stay??” jihoon raised his eyebrows

shit he heard that, you cursed internally

“but thank you for saving me.” you blushed

“that’s it?” jihoon smirked, “no thank you kiss?”

“what?why?”

“because you are mine.”

shit i cringed so hard but smth jihoon would say tbh

“but my mom--”

he then interrupted your words with a kiss, which worked

“i can bet you my life saving that she is peeping at us right now,” jihoon whispered

and yes she was, peeking at the both of you and you could see her punching the air in victory

dating demon!jihoon is just like dating a huge fluffball

and takes revenges on your behalf if anyone dares to hurt/offend you

but sometimes hes hella r u d e

like randomly flipping his hair and winking

and whenever he trips,,

“i think i fell for you”

like p l e a s e s t o p

still has the innocence in him despite being a demon

like lighting up in front of candy

and buying you stuff in a non-evil way

your mother openly supports your relationship with jihoon

“yes yall my son in law is jihoon,, isnt he handsome??”

and you had to shut her up everytime she starts talking about jihoon

sometimes you wonder if she forgot that youre her child and not jihoon

overall, a relationship most wouldn’t expect but still ship together

#park jihoon scenarios #wanna one scenarios #park jihoon #wanna one #Fluffy writes

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