hello jess! if each member of 5sos was one of those squishy stuffed animal guys you like, which would they each be? why can't i remember what those things are called? one moment please. JELLYCAT. i had to search the word "corn" on your blog to find that because it was the only thing i could remember about it. anyway. back to my original question. also if you come across a jellycat that you feel represents me in any way, please share. love you xoxo bella
ok @clumsyclifford, I have spent the day perusing over 500 Jellycats in preparation to answer this ask. these were some of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make. But I come before you now with my answers.
Luke Hemmings as the Jungly Blue Giraffe
Ashton Irwin as Fun-Guy Robbie
Michael Clifford as the Clippy Cloppy Palomino Pony
Calum Hood as the Campfire Critter Bear
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Félix: kidnapping is a love language
Kagami: you have no social skills, idiot
*two weeks later*
Félix: okay, so when Marinette's at her most vulnerable, I'll gaslight her into thinking I'm her boyfriend, so she'll follow me into an abandoned building where we can put her in an altered mental state and present to her my family's life story in the imaginable most cryptic play of theater she has ever seen, which will reveal to her our horrible secret and the fact that her abusive father-in-law is also her arch-nemesis
Kagami: you're so big brained, bae 🥰
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🍀🥳
🍀 favorite song?
🥳 least favorite song?
evil..........
my favorite song from tgwdlm is let it out. look joey richter's version of confrontation did something to my brain. join us and die comes in second because of jaime's vocals
from black friday is feast or famine. consumerist mob song?? frank pricely??? curt's shopper?? pLEASE
from nmt1 is snoozle town. i also really like jane's a car, but snoozle town is just too funny to me
from nmt2 is virginity rocks! very predictable i'm aware. but did you know that the day that sally met her boy she told everyone? everyone, yeah. neither played shy or even coy, too. and, uh, they told everyone. they sat on the beach. it was real cute, man. then sally removed the sequined dress from on top of her suit. uh, the boy leaned in, but sally crooned "leave room!" did you know that? did you? crazy, right? well just you wait until i tell you about tayl
from npmd it's either the summoning or just for once. i'm so tired of people ranking just for once so low on their tier lists i know it was probably a tough choice but it's just for once!! do you not see the tragedy in a severely bullied high school girl with raging self image issues singing (on an empty stage, because she's too scared in front of other people) through the disguise of a character in a play about how she wants to live a good enough life to have a mid-life crisis??? i know it's a change in tone but we also do have the whiplash of as cool as i think i am (reprise) right after the summoning. why don't you care about her pouring her heart out as you do pete :( she's not even asking for that much. pete wants to be cool, but all she wants is to live
least favorite song.... uh.. young at heart probably. icky vibes
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Agreeing to get there in fifteen minutes was stupid! Their apartment was on the far side of town! Agreeing at all was stupid, anyway. Her siblings would kill her if they knew she was meeting a guy, practically a stranger, in the middle of the night, like, what was she even thinking—
She saw Lukas ahead, and all that thinking just went away. He smiled warmly as Mist got close, and now she just felt stupid for making him worry.
“I’m so sorry, you really didn’t have to do this. I’m fine, really,” she rambled, and he laughed.
“You didn’t ask, I offered, dummy.”
“Well, yeah, but...” She trailed off, fidgetting with the hem of her shorts.
“You been on the beach yet?” He nudged her shoulder, and she glanced up with a smile, then shook her head. He flicked his head in that direction, and after a brief hesitation, she followed him onto the sand. “Me neither.”
She narrowed her eyes at him. “No? Not even for fresher’s week?”
He laughed. “Naaaah.”
“Really? That surprises me.”
“Because I look like a beach party guy?” he asked, brow raised in amusement.
Mist flushed. “Kinda,” she mumbled.
“It’s the tan and the blonde hair, right?”
Don’t answer that. Still, he chuckled at her noticeable silence.
“You’re half right,” Lukas admitted. “Love the beach, hate the people on it. Drunk people even more so.”
“Alcohol and unpredictable water does sound like a terrible combination,” Mist reasoned. “Especially at night. A recipe for disaster, really.”
“Exactly. And I wouldn’t be able to stop myself telling people to cool it, ya know? I’d just ruin their fun, so I stay away.”
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A collection of my favorite MTMTE Panels
they're funny to me especially out of context
Spoilers obviously.... whatevs ! :<
dude look at Fulcrums face
im not even joking this is my favorite panel probably
ok im done now OK WHY IS THE QUALITY SHIT ON SOME OF THESE IM SO MAD.
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