Alastor: well, yes, of course, but you might need a stepping stool. Or you could shape shift yourself taller, or punch me and kiss me when I kneel over. You could simply ask me to bend down as well.
Lucifer:
Alastor: you ment can as in may didn't you
Lucifer: yes. And I plan to scale you like a fucking tree, thanks
Lucifers learn how much of a Julia Child and Gordan Ramsey child Alastor is and thinks he can mess with him by asking him cook unbelievable dish. Lucifer nows alot from how long he's been alive. Examples I found on the internet: Hákarl-rotting shark corpse alastor enjoyed that, Croquembouche-French dessert, etc. Alastor loved the challenge and lucifer had to admit alastor was a good cook. When lucifer had something alastor didn't know a dish lucifer taught him about it so he could make it form him. Charlie was happy it seem they were getting alastor in a way. Angel made a joke about a the way to a ways heart is through his stomach.
I feel illegal for liking Appleradio because I have always been the biggest aroace relationship/sex repulsed alastor advocate and always told chalastor/radiodust/etc fans that their ships won't work because alastor is strictly aroace