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did you know if you wrap a firm hand around my neck and finger me as fast and hard as you can i’ll think about you for the rest of my life?
~no additions. op is a man~
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When your baby momma and one of your best friends don’t like each other but hate the same ex. 
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kingzombear · 2 months
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This isn’t an ask I just wanted to say I love the way you draw applejack.
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Well shoot, thank ya kindly, partner!
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b4tasquad · 9 months
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HBD: NIKO OMILANA SMAU
authors: just became so tempted to do a social media au since i’ve never done one and it was so fun doing it🤷‍♀️ also you can picture someone else than the face claim, im just using Maia as inspo
summary: basically y/n’s boyfriend doing her dirty on her birthday and the internet finding it funny
face claim: maia reficco
Niko made a post
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niko these pics give off the same vibe and now im starting to question how old my gf actually is… but happy birthday baby! im so lucky to have you and I hope you know i love you lots. hope you have the best birthday and here’s to 23?? not quiet sure anymore🤣
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omilana fan
violating on her birthday is actually next level crazy
↳ betasquad1 I feel like his hand itches if he doesn’t get in his daily insult😭
yourusername
no because this is so uncalled for? i literally rubbed your ashy feet last night🤨 YOU SHOULD BE PRAISING ME
↳ niko why’d you have expose my feet like that cmon
↳ yourusername bitch you have no room to complain about exposing…
Yourusername this pic is edited i swear i don’t look like that
Ajshabeel
guys she looks like this every morning i see it first hand sadly
↳ yourusername shut up Aj😐 people were believing me
↳ y/nfann no we weren’t…
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Y/n posted to their story!
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↳ Niko
pretty girll
yourusername
stfu
ajshabeel posted to their story!
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posting such horrendous pictures on my birthday.. i’m sueing
it’s like you want me to end my living streak??
ALSO YOURE NOT SLICK I had to zoom in and learn to read pixels but I LOVE YOU TOO YOU EMOTIONAL LITTLE GUY🫶🫶🫶
ajshabeel
it actually says i hate you
yourusername
you just gotta ruin everything😒
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Niko made a post
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Niko dw guys i made sure her birthday was unforgettable😌
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@p3drii , @jiusz , @n1kodl , @shuuuuush , @w1shes43 , @alltoowill0w , @slutforpablogavi , @enhacolor , @allygatcr , @romanlawkickingmyassrn , @randomhoex , @batmansb1tch , @jamespotterssidepiece , @Eatmybootyhair , @distantfromu
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gublersg1rl · 6 days
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“jj was so wrong for telling spencer to stop being himself 🤬🤬 i hate jj she’s the worst ever.”
what about all the times spencer lashed out at the team? nobody has anything to say abt that right? no they don’t, because it’s fine if spencer does it he’s an attractive man who’s just a baby and can do no wrong ! but god forbid a woman does the same thing,,,, because now that’s pushing it according to spencer reid stan’s.
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nativehueofresolution · 8 months
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6x17 "Walk Like A Man" / 6x19 "The Second Coming"
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spacedlexi · 4 months
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people who think clem surviving makes no sense are so funny. "they were literally foreshadowing her death the entire season" let me introduce you to the concept of a red herring. she tells lilly she isnt lee and shes right. the narrative was forcing her down that path, a path she saw as an inevitable fate waiting to take her too, but its a narrative broken by aj, who is also his own person and not S1 clem
"it happened to lee, and itll happen to you" lilly tells clem she'll die protecting aj from some mistake he makes, when in reality his defiance of her will is what saves her life after she had already accepted her fate. he breaks clem free from the lee cycle and they get their relatively happy ending. good for them
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aj-lenoire · 1 year
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i love when language jokes get translated!!!
so when scanlan sees the zombies, he runs to the rest of the vox machinae like “there’s a hor—” and they think he’s saying ‘whore’, not ‘horde’
in the french dub, it goes:
“il y a une pute—” [there is a whore]
“—une putain d’horde de morts-vivants!” [a fucking horde of living dead]
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doctorsiren · 4 months
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Extraterritorial rights
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This is why I have over 4000 Investigations screenshots
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daggerfall · 24 days
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"HEY, HEY YOU. SHE SAID NO PICKLES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
aj threatening the life of a service worker and leramil kinda liking it, by @/hyeleth on twitter
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I have this tight drippy cunt and an insatiable need to please but no sexy dominant queers to fuck me about it :(
~ no additions ~ op is a man ~
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fandomphantomfreak · 13 days
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may be stretching a bit but. truly the trope of all time.
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Are you back with your baby momma? Is that your big news?
That's funny but no. My baby momma and I aren't back together. We just hang out we do co-parent our daughter and she is basically an aunt to Emma. My big news will come within time, my little grey friend. Let’s just say that I won’t no longer cold. That is only hint that I’m giving.
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kenniko · 6 months
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"that looks like dinosaur food."
"what does dinosaur food even look like?"
that is so sitcom worthy what the hell
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b4tasquad · 10 months
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Can I ask for a filly imagine?? Something like the guys finding out that he's seeing soneone?
MESMERISED: YUNG FILLY
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Authors note: no you’re not mistaken… b4tasquad actually posted for someone that isn’t Niko😭 love love filly, so here’s this🫶
Warnings: none!
“What the fuck is up with you, man?” Filly, who had been previously giggling, looks up from his phone. For the past hour or so he had completely ignored all of his friends, instead texting you as the two of you made it a habit to send the funniest videos you could find. “You’re grinning like a mad man.”
Chunkz is not impressed as they’re currently loosing the match which they had been paired against Aj and Sharky for. He had noticed his best friend’s weird behaviour weeks ago. It was when he’d arrive to their meet-ups with his thoughts elsewhere, eyes shining and the weirdest explanations to back up his lateness.
“Don’t tell me it’s that gyal you won’t tell me about” Aj pauses the game, too invested in the topic to continue playing. Sharky himself is turned around to get the tea himself. At Filly’s silence, Chunkz rolls his eyes. “ Why won’t you show me her? You make it seem like she’s facially deformed with the way you’re hiding her.”
“You’re so fucking funny.” Filly counters, not being cool with his brother talking about his girl like that. Sure, Chunkz didn’t know you, curtesy of the agreement between you and Filly to keep it hidden, but he still didn’t appreciate what he was insinuating. To Filly, you were genuinely the most beautiful girl ever.
“You know I’m joking, bruva.” Chunkz laughs, and it’s impossible to stay mad at him.
“And besides, if she got you this hooked, she must be beautiful.” Sharky, the most respectful person says.
“Or mystery girl must be providing him the most pussy- whipping ride ever.” Aj’s quick to move off of the couch, protecting himself as Filly’s whole body comes at him. “I’m joking! I’m joking!”
The Colombian relaxes against the couch again, a smile resting on his face as he gets a new message from you. To this day, 6 months into your relationship, he had managed to keep you somehow hidden, but now he just couldn’t.
“She’s just so perfect you know?” He breaths out. “Every thing she does or says I repeat in my mind and play it in slow motion, because I’m just so…”
“Mesmerised?” Chunkz tries and his friend nods.
“Exactly!” Chunkz, Aj and sharky were literally known for violating at all times, but right now as they saw the absolute love on their friend’s face, they couldn’t help but admire it. “This isn’t just simping. I genuinely believe that she’s the only one for me. I get sick thinking about other girls, let alone even touching them-“
“Okay now.” His best friend stops him with a laugh. “Mandem’s getting a little too carried away.”
“Sounding like he’s putting a ring on it today.”
Filly pushes his friend, as the thought of marrying you gets in his head. “Shut up Aj. I’ve had enough of you.”
A couple hours later, Filly is sat against the couch, bowl of his favourite Colombian dish in hand. You were positioned between his legs, eyes moving from the tv in front of you to your food once in a while. Waking up today, you were feeling extra appreciative of your boyfriend and everything he did for you. He always went above and beyond to make sure the smile on your face never faltered and while it was just casual acts of giving for him. You looked at it entirely different.
As a person who had never experienced this level of kindness in a relationship, there weren’t enough words to describe the gratitude you felt towards him. In an attempt to try and show some of it, you had recreated a dish from his home country you knew he loved. It took you hours, a change of clothing and three different recipes, but in the end you had done it.
Filly noticed the second he walked into your home, the smell being a clear giveaway. Running into the kitchen, very childlike, he took a hold of your jaw to pepper kisses all over your face. You were sure your makeup would be ruined, but you didn’t mind, and it didn’t seem like he cared about having a little product on him either. He thanked you with the most genuine smile you had ever seen on a person, muttering Spanish words as he hugged you. With your little Spanish ability, you could faintly translate them to affectionate names he had called you in the past.
That brings you to now, the two of you cuddled up against each other as you watched a Netflix series you had been begging him to watch with you for months. As a particular scene that always managed to rile you up played, you could hear the faint gasp from your boyfriend as he puts down your food.
“Did that just happen?”
You nod as you copy his actions of putting away the food. There wasn’t anything more you hated than that scene as you could practically feel the betrayal through the screen.
Filly just looks baffled at the screen. “Wait why would she set her friend up? Lying to her like that.”
“Because she’s a bitch?” Turning around, you instead opt to lay with your chest on his. Taking a hold of his jaw, you slowly start to caress it. “Not everyone’s such a loyal friend like you, Felipé.”
He laughs at the use of his actual name, and not the username he had became accustomed to. “The govy? Wow you must really mean it.”
“I do” you hum, connecting your lips with his. With the awkward position you’re laid in, filly instead pulled both your legs on either side of his body, making you sit on him properly. As he trails his kisses from your mouth and to your neck, you giggle. “You basically tell them everything.”
Your words had no intention behind them, but filly stops and pulls away from you as he remembers what he had told them just hours ago. He wasn’t too sure how you would feel if you knew, but there was no doubt that telling you was better than lying about it. So with a a painful sigh, he rubs at his temple.
“Listen.” He drags out, making it sound much worse than it actually is.
Seeing the look of utter terror on your face, filly shakes his head quickly. “No, no. It’s nothing like that.” The Colombian reassures you, knowing you were thinking to deep into it. You cross your arms, still sat on top of him, as you wait for his words. “I might’ve let it slip that you and I-”
“No”
“Yeah.” He confirms, scratching the back of his neck.
“What happened?” You’re quick to ask, just wanting to know who, and why he had told his friends about the two of you when you had agreed to keep it to yourself for a while.
“I was hanging out with the guys and you and I were texting. Long story short Chunkz was like ‘I know you’ve got a gyal, you’re all in love, who is she’ and I just couldn’t hold it in ya’know? I just love you so much and-”
You cut his words of with a firm kiss, sensing how nervous he was becoming. Filly kisses you back with the same intensity, only managing to relax under your comforting touch. Once the two of you pull away, he’s quick to question you.
“Are you mad?”
You just smiled, finding it cute that he was this worried. Figuring it was from a place of care, you shook your head. “How could I be mad at you?”
Filly huffs a breath of air in happiness, a little grin on his face, and it’s probably the best thing you’ve ever witnessed.
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voidlightcomix · 1 month
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hi tumblr!
sorry i haven’t been posting much. i haven’t had time to draw a ton on my tablet since all of my studio classes are traditional this quarter.
currently obsessed with grian and have been watching both old and current hermitcraft so so much. i’m doing a piece based off of Moon’s Big for my drawing class, and i’m very excited about it. :)
have a crappy-drawn grian that i i did as a warmup the other day— ironically keeping a video on in the background makes me do my homework faster. most of the time. :)
have a good day! :)
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