hey its ascian!asclepius who is a shard from some… other shard… LKJALSKFj

he remembers fragments of his life in ancient times. bc of this he just takes up the name asclepius tbh, not rlly caring for his old life and not bc im too lazy to figure it out

they thought he was emmerololth’s reincarnation due to him remembering quite a fair bit about ancient times and having a talent for medicine and so he got dragged along 

they found out p fast that he wasn’t and so he’s just… serving them. reluctantly.

he’s basically wondering why he exists rn bc he rlly doesn’t wanna LKJASKLFJ

he’s in gathering gear btw he’s living his best life as a fisherman unless ascians drag his ass around to do Something

he goes along with it bc he doesn’t actually wanna die he’s just depressed T__T however he just tries to avoid the Big Tasks and dramatically fails stuff on purpose if it involves taking life

he’s actually p powerful? like, he has talents in healing magic, is v proficient in swordsmanship, and knows beeg destructive magics

he doesn’t have his prophetic vision! he more-so has dreams about his life in ancient times, though its often v choppy.

he does have his soul sight tho! albeit he can only see the colour of souls.

ੈ♡˳ high school senior!hyuck + soccer player!hyuck all in one!!!!

ps - the high school that i’m basing off their high school is mine, which is an international american curriculum high school that has like . a very small hs population.

a lovable and troublemaker senior who interacts quite a lot w his underclassmen — a bit too much than what’s probably considered necessary

he’s always been loud n friendly even before senior year but for some reason it? sky-rocketed?

like

u would expect seniors to stop tryin to make friends n stuff because they’ll have to leave for college at the end of the year nyways……

but NOPE

donghyuck’s a whole other species so he. .

makes friends .

A Lot of them

some of them r accidental on the other person’s part

there was this one time where hyuck forgot his pencil case and he was asking around

and some guy in junior year was like Here u go!!!!give it back to me after school or smth :)

as promised,, donghyuck Forgot to give it to him after school but he DID give it back the morning after w a bunch of teabags

donghyuck: some tea 2 relieve ur stress! also !!!!!!!      U r invited to my bday party :)

donghyuck: and my future wedding

donghyuck :D

junior: Whjat

hyuck’s that one senior who somehow knows everyone’s names?

he’s crazy

the type to say people’s names whenever he converses w them

he does it to seem closer nd to put them at ease? in a way?

has a unique handshake w 75% of the high school population

how does he remember all of that

muscle memory???????? who knows at this point

someone raised their hand during class and he flinched in his seat because he Really Wanted To Do The Handshake w them

he wouldn’t call it popularity, how a lot of people know him

“they’re just . familiar w me,” he would tell jeno

“that’s called popularity u idiot”

“n .   No”

it takes him a while to let it sink in that he IS popular but he still doesnt like to call himself that since he thinks it’s awkward nd a lil off-puttinng

so he just calls himself annoying in the end lmao

“i realized,” he rells renjun one day, “that i’m most likely the most annoying senior ever. more than mark was, even, and that’s saying a lot!”

renjun hums to show that he’s listening when, really, he’s not

“it’s the perfect plan,” donghyuck continues. “i get all of them to love me this year, and when i leave, the entire secondary school will have no choice but to mourn my absence—“

“was that your plan all along?” jaemin interjects with a laugh

“of course not. the kids love me without me having to try much. but it’s a pretty good plan! i could pass it down to chenle, or something.”

renjun later tells chenle to continue to never listen to hyuck

chenle, although puzzled, agrees

hyuck’s in varsity boys’ soccer as midfield

what u would call a hidden leader

was originally appointed captain by the coach but turned it down almost immediately

Hates disappointing people

especially people who are depending and relying on him

he isn’t sure he’s ready for that much weight, being an official leader

however when the ream found out he turned down the position of captain, they made him vice-captain next to sunwoo

donghyuck: “i won but at what cost”

mood maker of the team

screams a lot on the bench in the times when he’s pulled from the field to take a break

“U GO FELIX”

“LOOK AT MY BOYS GO!?!??!?!?!”

“OOF them THIGHS”

“JEEOOONNGGGIIIIINNNN that’s my little boy. Wow. i think im tearing up”

does this not only in games but in practices !

hes quite a chatterbox

please shut him up

i’m kidding please don’t

“look alive guys!!!!!! last one to run ladders buys sushi!!!!!!”

usually ends upbeing the last one

he says he does it on purpose

he’s lying he hates running ladders

“SPREAD OUT I NEED YALL LIKE A SMOOTH LAYER OF BUTTER ON TOAST! THAT MEANS NOT CLUMPED!”

he joked that if it weren’t for soccer, he’d be on the cheer squad

won mvp in junior year and the sportsmanship award for three years running

NOT ONLY DID HE WIN SOME SPORTS AWARDS.......

HHE ALSO WO N!!!!!!!!the hearts of the middle school boys’ soccer team

it’s because he’s the coach assistant during the ms soccer season

he started coaching in his freshman year

surprisingly gets shy when the boys, in all their wide-eyed awe n wonder, call him Coach Donghyuck

“nnnnnnnNNNNNOOOO O OO O  Dont say that call me hyuck instead omg plwase.  NO SIAN DONT CALL ME COACJ NO”

to hyuck’s confusion and jaemin’s pure delight, hyuck’s managed to steal the hearts of the middle school girls’ soccer team as well??

he took some chopsticks from the school cafeteria because he forgot his own at home

when he finished eating lunch, he didn’t want to go all the way to the tray drop-off since it was so far from where he and the dreamies sat

and renjun’s being more annoying than usual that day and is purposely making hyuck to hurry the HECK up so that they could do some modern language homework

of course, hyuck is lazy and doesn’t want to walk that far, renjun, gosh dan g it

so he goes to a middle school girl he’s had a few random, short convos with in his bus and... .. .

“hi louise! is it okay if i place my chopsticks here for you to take it to the tray drop-off?”

the young girl startles but at the sight of donghyuck, she smiles brightly. “oh, hi, coach!”

her greeting sparks up excited hi’s and hello’s from the other girls that donghyuck acknowledges with a smile of his own

(he doesn’t bother correcting them about the title)

(he knows that no matter how many times he’ll gently scold them into not calling him coach, they’ll still persist without fail)

(so he takes it in, albeit reluctantly and with his ears turning red every time)

“that’s totally fine!” louise says.

“thaaank you!” he sings, placing it neatly beside her plate. “you’re the best. see you in practice!”

and honestly

the reason why the middle school girls love him is because he stayed after school to study one day

and when he was done, he watched one of their games that was on the home field

he was on the sidelines shouting encouragements and generally just . Screaming his lungs out

you could probably imagine how the opponent team wa s thoroughly confused as to who the boy was and why exactly he was shrieking bloody murder

after the team won, he walked over to their team huddle and, after asking permission of their coach, gave them high fives and praised them and gave them light-hearted pointers before giving them a huge HUGE smile

yeah

apparently that’s enough to have a whole armada of boys and girls willingly take your chopsticks to the tray drop-off after lunch

he likes to brag about it every once in a while

anyways hyuck is just

a really good and nice senior

who the underclassmen respect and appreciate lots

when the seniors graduate, hyuck hides his tears by laughing so much

like it’s kind of concerning how much he’s laughing renjun thinks the boy’s going to choke on his spit at this point hyuck please sto p laughign

NOTHING FUNNY IS EVEN HAPPENING HYUKC PELAS E

like hyuck started laughing when the closing speech of the graduation ceremony begun

the boys thought it was because he probably farted or heard someone else fart since he was trying so hard not to make a sound

liek all you could hear coming from hyuck was wheezing and little hiccups

and jaemin, who was sitting next to him, had to pinch hyuck’s thigh constantly with how violently he’s shaking with silent laughter

hyuck was covering his face the entire time and jaemin, widely grinning, finally pried his hands away

only his grin slowly wavered when he saw the other boy’s face

jaemin: “oh”

renjun: “what do you mean oh? the teachers are looking at us, we might not even be able to graduate if he keeps laughing, shut him u—”

there wwere tears staining hyuck’s cheeks and snot was basically running down his nose and he was laughing like a maniac and oh no, he’s losing it, renjun get tissues, what the actual HEK

the closing speech ended with a new tissue box emptied and a tissue rolled up into hyuck’s left nostril

the others were crying, too, but they were smiling

jisung approached them with wet eyes and the same awkward stance where he keeps his hands clasped in front of him and hyuck tearfully joked that he looked like That Meme and made jisung cry instead of laugh and chenle started laughing because of it but ended up crying too

HAHAHAH THE SE BBOYS BEIN CRYBABIES (imcrygin too at the thought of this i love ht em. s o mmmcuhhchl)

hyuck couldn’t help but pull the dreamies into a hug before he gets swallowed by their arms, affections, and surprisingly, their smooches

“ABOUT TIME Y’ALL PUNKS RETURNED MY LOVE”

Phan Shamchat

A conversations im having on Shamchat. I’m Phil Lester

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Phil Lester: ( Hello! ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: (Hi there! *-*) Phil Lester: ( This is my first time using this, so sorry if i'm a noob :P ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: (it's fine!! haha) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: (Do you know how to roleplay?) Phil Lester: ( Yeah, I do it all the time on other websites! ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: (Mmk! Want the starter?) Phil Lester: ( Sure! ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan was sick and had been sick after a plane home from his parents house. He was sneezing like mad and coughing, and his nose was red. Phil, being the kind man he was had helped to take care of Dan, to nurse him back to health. He sneezed into his elbow, whining. "Phiiiil?" Phil Lester: "Awh, Dan what now?" : He ruffled Dan's hair : Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "I.. I need a tissuee.." He whined out. Phil Lester: "Okay.." He said, standing up to go get one. "Stay here." Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Okay, thank you Phil.." 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Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan turned onto his side, snoring into his pillow. Phil Lester: Kisses Dan's forehead. "I love you too." Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan smiled in his sleep, pulling the duvet to his chin. Phil Lester: He moved Dan's fringe out of his face, and smiled, Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan continued to snore softly into his hands. Phil Lester: He sat next to Dan, and smiled at him. "I love you Dan.." Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Mmh.." He mumbled, trying to snuggle into him. Phil Lester: He softly laughed, and let him snuggle into him, resting his head on top of Dan's. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan buried his face into Phil's stomach. "Mmh." Phil Lester: He lifted Dan's face up to his own, and kissed his cheek. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan nuzzled into him, his eyes fluttering. "Mmh.. what?" Phil Lester: His eyes widened "D-Dan! You're awake.." Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Y-Yeaah..?" Phil Lester: He blushed "Do you feel better..?" Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Yeah, I do." He smiled. Phil Lester: He smiled back, and pulled Dan into his chest Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan smiled, snuggling into him. Phil Lester: He sighed happily, and wrapped his arms around Dan. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan yawned. "Yay." Phil Lester: Phil yawned. "I'm tired, but i'm too lazy to get up. Can I stay here with you?" He whispered. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Mhm, go ahead." Phil Lester: "Yay." He whispered, snuggling his head onto Dan's shoulder. "Love you.." Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Love you too.." He grinneed. Phil Lester: He fell asleep on Dan, snoring softly. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan smiled. "Cutie." Phil Lester: "Mhm.." He wrapped himself in the duvet with Dan Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan smiled, kissing his forehead. "I love you so much." Phil Lester: ( oh god this is so cute I'm literally going to explode ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: (lmao) Phil Lester: ( Shall we skip to the morning? ) Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: //sUre! Phil Lester: Wakes up "Daaan.." He whined, nudging him. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Whaat?" Dan mumbled tiredly. Phil Lester: "Make me breakfast.." He giggled, and rested his head on Dan's chest. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: //I JUST STUBBED MY TOE INTO FUCKING NARNIA IM Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Why should I?" Dan teased. 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Phil Lester: He giggled and wrapped himself in Dan's duvet Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Breakfast's ready!" Phil Lester: "Yay!" He cheered, standing up still wrapped in Dan's duvet. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Breakfast's ready" Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: [[oops] Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: [shit] Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan sighed. "C'mon." Phil Lester: ( It's okay m8 ) Phil Lester: Sits in the blue chair, and smiles at Dan. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan sighed softly, serving him a plate. Phil Lester: He grabbed Dan, and hugged him, burying his face into the crook of Dan's neck. "Thanks Danny!" Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Mhm." He mumbled, sitting down and eating. Phil Lester: Eats, and continues to look at Dan. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: Dan yawned as he ate. Phil Lester: "You still sleepy Bear?" He smiled softly. Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: "Yeah." Phil Lester: "Ooh, I know how to get you awake!" He giggled and ran out the room. 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Dan Howell *Yes for Starter*: //mk Phil Lester: guess who's back Phil Lester: back again

okay ill let you know how this goes