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athyathye · 3 years

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Hey, Athy! Just wanna chat a bit, i'm here because something 'funny' happened, i called it amusing tho. I feel like i want to share some story time.

*dramatic entrance as that rich woman in an expensive coat, sitting on a plush red chair*

So there i was, on my phone, looking at some fanart of inupi (cause i have inupi brainrot atm). Of course it also meant there will be koko on the fanarts, since they are a duo. I click on one fanart where the two is feature in. That fanart of course dominate my screen. And out of nowhere (she is actually behind me), my sister asked "that is a lady right?" (She have trust issues with the gender of anime characters. I taught her well.) So naturally i should ask back, "Which one you're talking about? The black haired or the blonde haired one?"

And you know which one she picked? She is talking about KOKO! NOT Inupi! KOKO! I want to laugh at the idea. I seriously thought she would pick Inupi since he is the beautiful boy, not Koko. Koko probably will feel very offended at that. 🤣

Oh~ dear. It was quite a funny idea of Koko being mistaken as a girl, when inupi is right beside him. So yeah. That is the story. You can even use this as a fic idea. I feel like showing her some fanart of other TR character, so she can react/comment on it. I have a feeling it will be amusing.

If you want to hear more, just say the word.

Your wording! Lmao I love you anon~ JQJDJDDJBC tbh I can get why she picked Koko tho~ they're both one of the real "two pretty best friends"

Show her more fanart! Did you reveal Koko's gender yet? KAJCJEJEJ

Ahh~ I actually wanna write smth about that!

In Kokonoi's world, school was always filled with people asking about his best friend. Whether it be from gangs or girls. It was always him.

Not that he minded, the spotlight was nothing for him. He'd take it if he wanted, but being a conman means working in the shadows.

He was thankful Inupi got all the attention, it made it easier for him to blend in. It made it easier for him to lay low and strategise.

Cone to think of it, they were truly a great pair. It was a win-win situation, but not in these particular times.

"I like you...Inupi-kun!" A girl with pigtails confessed, bowing her head all the way while her hands reached out. Holding a pink scented letter with a heart-shaped stamp.

Leaning on the wall behind him. Koko observed the situation. Counting the seconds before predicting what was about to happen 'he'll say 'no thank you' in 3...2...1...'

"No, thank you" Inupi did not disappoint. 'Harsh.' Koko himself thought as he smirked, not from the joy of seeing the girl's mood dampen. But because he found joy in being right. Call him an *ssh*le, that doesn't really bother him.

"A-ah...can I at least ask why-"

"Look, I'm not really interested. You can tell the other girls too." The blonde male spoke as he turned away from her. Not even looking back before he met the charming Kokonoi leaning on the wall behind him with one foot.

"Ready to go, prince charming?" He teased which cause Inupi to gain and irk and mumble a simple "shut up."

About to leave, Kokonoi reached his hand out. Holding both of their bags which contained at least 3 books. Before Inupi could complain both bags were shoved in his arms.

"You lost the game earlier, you know our conditions~" His tongue left the inside of his mouth, his face adorning the signature smug look he had including the pink muscle.

"Anyways so there's this-"

"Excuse me!!!"

Both males turned back around, one with an absolutely done face and the other filled with curiosity.

"It's....because of her right?" The girl slowly spoke, her voice was shaky and just plain unstable. Thankfully, her glasses hid her teary eyes.

Both boys looked at each other confusedly. 'Her? Who's her' it was as if they were having a conversation with just the use of eyes.

Kokonoi pocketed his hands, leaning over his best friends shoulder to hear better. Did he miss something perhaps?

"Who?" Inupi finally asked after a few moments of silence.

"Her."

"..."

Silence ensued. Nothing was louder than the sound of their own breathing. Her pointer finger was pointed to Kokonoi who pointed to himself in surprise as well.

"Y-you took her bag...always waited for her for lunch a-and even when school ends....you're always with her...I would've appreciated it if you just told me you were in a relationship." She reasoned, refusing to leave with the small dignity she had left.

"She's pretty, I get that. She's smart too, I heard from others. But if you give me a chan-"

The girl was cut off by the look of sheer and absolute disgust on both men. No words were enough to describe the look, except for the fact that she had never ever seen Inupi that expressive.

"This....you think it's a girl?"

"You're calling me an it now, pretty boy? What? you jealous cause I'm the one getting called pretty now?" Kokonoi boasted as if it was something he was proud off.

It naturally boosted his ego, pretty was not a term he was called. But the sentiment behind that word was enough for him to forget at least 5 creative insults.

"She's a he? Oh....so its that relationship... s-sorry, inui-san...I didn't think you swing that way."

"Hah!? Its not like that I-" before he could finish the girl ran. Leaving him and his best friend in the dust.

Speaking of best friend he hadn't said anything up until now what-

"Only 5 bucks in your wallet? Man you're broke as hell, Zuko."

(I did not proofread this lol)

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers fluff #Inui Seishu #Kokonoi Hajime

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blueboltkatana · 3 years

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

#warning long post #long post #i am sorry #after intense study of this species i diagnose her with #gay homosexual gay #thank you everyone

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mysticalmusicwhispers · 3 years

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HELLO I'M BACK!! GUESS WHO HAS A TERM BREAK COMING IN A FEW DAYS I'M VERY HAPPY :D this ask is Very Long so i'm going to split it up into a few parts

part 1/2

But honestly, it would probably be something like “I’m going to bring a (dead) chicken to class for show and tell and you two need to act horrified and cause a ruckus because it would be fun and it would scare the other kids :)”. (this is probably bullying, so in an effort to make them slightly better kids, an alternative plot is that a stray cat has been coming to their school and in order to make friends with it, they feed it a whole-ass dead chicken Nyo China got from the butchers and was planning to cook for dinner. The teachers are horrified and confiscate Yao’s backpack for fear of germs and salmonella.)

hhhhhh the first idea is SO FUN my gremlin repressed anger eight year old self would've loved it. the idea of bringing a stinking plastic bag to school, opening it, revealing a dead, fly-infested chicken and then maybe playing a small game of lobbing the chicken around for funsies is both simultaneously horrifying and amazing. however the second idea is also amazing, one of my previous schools had stray cats and staff and students would feed and pet them (and i miss it :( ) and it was the Best feeling... or maybe they could do BOTH? but this time they're planning to bring a dead chicken to feed the cat (aw, even if yao probably gets detention. also a lecture from nyo china on what exactly you should feed a cat, including why you shouldn't steal the chicken she bought to feed it.) and the next time they can bring like. a bunch of dead flies to show their classmates but in a not bully way. i went once to this family friend's house in a part of the countryside that had an abundance of flies. (i literally haven't thought of this in years i'm remembering so many childhood things because of this omg) they had this paper covered with glue that the flies would land on and then be stuck on the paper. it was both disgusting and amazing to watch a black mass of bulbous bodies straining with their legs (which were probably thinner than my hair) to escape the paper. i also think that indchuran, being both little sadists in the making and having an abudnace of fascination like many children, would take great delight in watching an unsuspecting fly landing on the glue, watch it still, glancing around eerily similarly to when humans realise they have gotten themselves in a bad situation, and then start struggling with all their might to get out. but fuck the flies tho they landed on our food all the time there and it sucked. they can die :)

THE PROBELM is... how will they get that many flies in what i assume would be a gentrified ass area with frequent fumigation efforts given that nyo china would not accept anything than the best elementary education for her ward?? (i have a solution) maybe indus has friends in the countryside and she goes with aditya to visit them. and while they are talking aditya wanders about and discovers a few pieces of paper filled with flies. because he is a gremlin, he is Fascinated with these pieces of paper, and he takes one out to Further Examine. all the adults yell at him, but he is Fascinated and will not be stopped. and then a Thought occurs to him: who would probably enjoy this as much as he would? duh, his friends of course! good things must be Shared even if they're kind of disgusting! so what he does is he gets a disposable plastic tupperware like container, very gently places the fly paper into it, pokes a few holes for air, sprinkles some sugar because he thinks that'll keep them alive, and wraps most of it up in duct tape he found so indus can't see it. unfortunately most of the flies died on the way home because the container was stuffed into aditya's bag and the paper slid to the side + there wasn't enough air, BUT the dead flies are still a Sight to behold when he visits iran's house (which yao is /coincidentally/ visiting) to show them. then he brings it to school after the weekend, and everyone is Fascinated and thinks it is Very Cool, at least until the teachers see it and start screaming. they throw it away but indchuran get an Idea to put dead flies into the bags of people they hate (this is now just bullying) so that opens up a very few interesting weeks of attempts to collect flies in a fumigated city and Horror for the school. fun times for all!

😔 finding and reading that encyclopedia is probably one of my formative memories now and i wish it wasn't 😔 i bet yao during his teenage years would look back on it and be like "... oh my GOD." but i think he would appreciate her directness even if he didn't absorb all the information correctly or remember most of it lmao because it seems like only a very small percentage of the world has actually good sex ed and i don't think indchuran's school would be an exception. at least nyo china like you said instilled a good sense of consent with them 😔 also the idea of saying fuck in mandarin makes me break out in hives the AUDACITY of saying fuck in your first language but of course he would. he WOULD. nyo china probably wouldn't even have purposely taught him that which is why he doesn't know what it means, just that it's an insult, but once they come up to her to complain all she does is give them a Terrifying Contemptuous Glare and steer yao away from them. yao is her kid and therefore entitled to say fuck whenever he wants.

First things first I hope you had a good term break! this is... very overdue sorry about that :(

Second, ALSK:FJ:SLFDKSFDLKJSLDF the fly infested chicken is disgusting and I want so badly to intervene,,, they need hELP. Please learn about proper sanitation, children, I’m begging you T-T. Also, headcanon accepted: they’re ostensibly bringing it to feed the cats (which is hopefully allowed) but also they want to terrorize (or awe) their fellow classmates with this discovery. Watch the school call up nyo china about this, but she gets annoyed only because yao wasted human food in order to feed cats, not because he brought an inappropriately dead chicken to school that scared the younger kids and fellow classmates lol; what a great value system. Also this scenario def happened: School: your child got in a fight. Nyo China: Oh no! Did he win?

I am both fully revolted and half fascinated by the flypaper thing because on one hand I CANNOT stand flies, and killing them is 178% gross. But also the way you described it is... very compelling and I would like to experience that, gross as it is lol. So yea I can definitely see those three nastily observing the flies getting stuck to the flypaper one by one... they all intently watch the flypaper with round and curious eyes and it really looks very cute from far away, three heads of fluffy hair close together and bent over something, carrying on an animated whispered discussion, until you get closer and see that they’re watching flies on flypaper •—•;; An even more gross scenario would be if one of them accidentally squashes one and they crowd around to see what fly guts look like 😭 bonus points if it happens during school. Also YES to Indus’s countryside friend; I feel like India would have a lot of fun exploring over there and would be able to bring back v cool stories for city slicker Yao, and also Iran (although I don’t know where they’d live precisely. I feel like they’d probably have a medium sized house with very nice art and Classy furniture (they got good taste from somewhere), but they’d also knows a lot about how rural areas work and stuff, so uh.. suburbs? Or something like that?)

“then he brings it to school after the weekend, and everyone is Fascinated and thinks it is Very Cool. . .” O—O sigh... three balls of absolute chaos. At least the other kids are fascinated this time instead of apprehensive ^-^ but the dead flies in lockers AL:KDSLFDSJF PLEASE NO me as an elementary student would have been absolutely horrified and I. really hope they get detention for that lol; Please Tone Down kids 😔 (also do y’all get flies in the lights at school? Because every single classroom I’ve been in has either had flies, wasps, moths, or some other black spots in the lights and they’d multiply as the year went on 😭 I never thought about it too much but... what if they linger around to watch the lights get cleaned? o-o)

“i bet yao during his teenage years would look back on it and be like "... oh my GOD."” YEAH there’s always a select few memories that make you realize “what even WAS that” and I think this is one lol. Yao just buries it in the back of his spacious mental closet and makes India and Iran swear not to bring it up again but inevitably they do :))))) they find it rather hilarious, actually. Also yes at least Nyo China did a good job in that department!

“also the idea of saying fuck in mandarin makes me break out in hives the AUDACITY of saying fuck in your first language but of course he would” lol I wrote that thinking he'd call someone a 王八* (because it could technically pass as a regular noun o-o. Who knows, maybe he was insulting someone for being slow like a turtle but it got out of hand due to word choice lol) but... the second scenario is quite something... I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. RIP the other parents who just have to fervently hope that disgraceful kid from next door grows out of his foul mouth soon (he never does, just gets better at pretending his language is elegant and not at all dirty XD)

*for non mandarin speakers 王八 is literally a soft shelled turtle, but is actually a pretty big insult in mandarin :)

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nad-zeta · 4 years

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Hello! May I request a match up for the warlords please? I am on the chubby side with curly auburn hair. I am a little socially awkward, and shy when I first met someone. However, once I get comfortable around them I am a full on goofy nerd. I love baking, drawing, singing, and reading (when I can pay attention long enough) I love plants and animals tho I have the opposite of a green thumb I worry over my friends, but try not to be pushy I'm a wonderful listener even tho I talk a lot Thank you!

Hi, there love! Thank you so much for the request! ^_^ I hope you enjoyed it and soz for making you wait soooooo long☀<3 I hope ya have a good day! ❤

So I match you with................ Shingen

I was definitely having some trouble matching you up lolz cause I can easily see you fitting with Nobunaga, Sasuke or Shingen but I eventually settled on Shingen

The first time this boi sees you he thinks that a beautiful angel has descended from heaven to grace him with her presence. The way your Auburn hair shines and shimmers in the moonlight has this boi absolutely enchanted. You are a little frightened of the men in front of you, having just barely escaped the clutches of death moments prior. You see a familiar face among the unknowns. The nerdy scientist approaches you and fills you in on all the gaps! You were a pretty nerdy person yourself, so the concept of time travel wasn’t anything new to you. Shingen couldn’t help but cut into your conversation with the meme lord to offer you a place to stay at their castle. Kenshin who was standing right next to him looked very displeased “Why are you lot always inviting people to stay in MY castle, I’m not running an orphanage you know”. To that Shingen simply laughed and patted his old friend on the shoulder “Don’t mind him, my angel, he is always grumpy when he hasn’t had a cup of sake in a few days”. And so you, Sasuke and the strange group of men travelled back to Kasugayama Castle. Shingen provided you with a big room fit for a princess. Even Kenshin came around to your room to find out if you needed anything.

You were incredibly shy and socially awkward at first which was definitely no problem for someone as flirty and outgoing as Shingen. He would slowly coax you out your shell with the funniest jokes and cheesiest pickup lines. Honestly, you couldn’t help but chuckle at the ridiculously cheesy pickup lines. And boy, oh boy, did your smile and laugh do something to Shingen’s hearts. This playboy is no stranger to the ways of wooing a woman. Still, it is definitely the first time he has actually felt some kind of emotion when doing it, there was also the fact that his flirty compliments were more genuine with you, than the ones he would usually fling to women. Any chance this boy would get he would pester you, whether it is taking you out to tea or shopping in the markets, there was just something about you that caused him to gravitate towards you.

As you better got to know the people of Kasugayama Castle, you couldn’t help but want to do something nice for them as a thank you for taking you in, so you decided to put your talents to good use. You loved baking, and after Sasuke showed you their very well equipt kitchen, you got to work. You were so excited to present your thank you gifts to them at that night’s banquet. You had made an array of pickled plumb dishes for Kenshin. Sweet buns for Yukimura and Shingen. And Sasuke and Yoshimoto favourite Japanese cheesecake. You presented the tasty dishes to them with a smile, and your face lit up in complete happiness to see them eating it with bright smiles on their faces. Even Kenshin gave you the prettiest smile saying that from now on you were to make the pickled pump accompaniments for him at every banquet. You keenly watched Shingen as he popped one of the sticky buns in his mouth, and you couldn’t help but beam up him after you saw how much he enjoyed it. “We are truly blessed this evening to be graced by the goddess of delish baked goods”. You couldn’t help but blush a little as all the warlords nodded in agreement

You held a soft spot in all the warlord’s hearts, even Kenshin who gave you a small patch of garden to tend to after he found out that you loved to garden. Although unfortunately you by no means had green fingers. You were thankful for Shingen who helped you nurse the poor plants back to health, not that he minded cause the more time he could spend with his angel the better. The two of you would spend so much time together. You loved animals so you would often be found playing with Kenshin’s little bunnies in the garden or cuddling Shingen’s baby bear. Shingen would spot you in the garden and decide to join you. He would watch you play with the bunnies and bear cub while doing some carpentry. When the sun would get too hot, he would lead you to the garden gazebo to have some tea and sweets together. The two of you slowly started to fall in love. Shingen loved everything about you, from your nerdy personality to your gentle, loving nature.

He loves chatting with you as you talk his ears off for hours and hours. He loved that you would feistily speak your mind during war councils. You often shocked everyone when you would state your opinions fearlessly to the god of war. Mind you, you are probably the only person other than Sasuke who could do so without having your head detached from your shoulders. Luckily for you, the bunny lord has a soft spot for you, even going as far as to call you his dearest sister.

You were an excellent listener and incredibly compassionate, something that Shingen absolutely loved about you. He told you all about his past, and the reason why he hates Nobunaga so much. You were actually the one who encouraged him to reach out to Kennyo as a friend once more. And he was thankful for that little push, as he managed to bring his dear friend from the dark ledge he was on and back into the light. You also managed to find a cure for Shingen’s illness with Sasuke Whoop whoop.

Singen absolutely adored his clumsy little goddess. He would shower you with love from the moment you wake up till the moment you go to bed. He loves to spend every waking moment with the angel who had not only saved his life but, has brought so much light and love into his life. The two of you love to spend time with each other even if it means just doing your own thing together in his room. He would often do the admin part of being a warlord while you read or write. You love the way his face lights up when you sneakily slip a freshly written love letter on his desk. He would read and savour every word, while immediately writing you one back.

What does Shingen love the most about you you may ask, well that’s easy…. Shinegen loves to trap this beloved angel in his arms and listen to your melodious voice singing him songs from your hometown. He could listen to that beautiful voice of yours for hours. The second he hears your beautiful voice or sees your beautiful face the stress of the day is instantly chased away by the presence of your bright light

The two of you, cuties can often be found in each other’s arms just nestled together. You absolutely love the feeling of Shingen pulling his fingers through your silky soft hair. And Shingen adores it when you sneakily steal a kiss or two from his lips during these quiet times

Other potential matches…………………… Sasuke

Hope you enjoyed it, dear, and I hope you are keeping safe and well! ❤❤🔥

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crystu-cii · 3 years

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XDD

I f e e l that pain in my soul-- my older sister uses cologne sometimes and it is sO STRONG AND WILL NOT STAY CONFINED TO HER ROOM-- AMD SOMETIMES SHED DO IT IN THE DOORWAY LIKE HELLO-- XDD

YEAH WH GET SOME SLEEP LEAVE THE STAYING UP TO US-- XDD

YES BABY JAIL, INTO THE UPSIDE DOWN LAUNDRY BASKET YOU KNIFE-WIELDING HEATHEN-- XDD oms XDD well I don't know them but I love them- YESSS THEYRE SO FLUFFY-- I'm actually curious what images pop up first imma check-- FLUFFY PUPPIES-- we've actually never owned ones that fluffy(those actually look more similar to shetland sheepdogs than the shelties we've had so far?? Very similar/similar enough where if someone doesn't know a sheltie we mention shetland sheepdogs), our current one is a purebred that we got for free(she was being given away bc her family never came back for her and the lady taking care of her couldn't afford the time to take care of a second dog long-term think) and she's got pretty short fur in comparison- still fluffy enough, but not quite so long of fur-- she's a blue merle(absolutely gorgeous fur, she's like 8 now with a lot of health problems but she's super loving still 💕💞) anyways about the fur, so long as you brush regularly you should mitigate most of that, and it mostly collects in corners- but like.. be prepared to eat and wear dog fur for the rest of your life-- (actually there's a thing called a fur zapper we bought recent that you put in with your clothes when you wash/dry them(I think it's dry but idk??) that's supposed to get a lot of hair off your clothes in that process? Also lint rollers are your best friend--) AND roombas are really helpful(we bought a knockoff one and rarely have to sweep ever so 👀) XDD WHEEZE I can't even imagine what you did-- but like you could ask for a budgie/parakeet /hj I mean, they aren't very expensive (actually they're pretty cheap) but they're very loud, need a lot of attention(especially if you want them to bond to you!) and you need to research into them a lot to make sure you're doing things right-- loads of vids online!! Loads of websites too!!! I'd know I have one- JUST A WARNING, FEATHERS AND SEED HULLS GET ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR XD p l u s like you have a friend who knows stuff about birbs :3 anyways ENOUGH RAMBLING FROM ME WOW THAT GOT LONG--

💕💕 I feel that XD OMS-- I WISH-- WHAT A D R E A M - s n a k - Awww but what a mood XD

XDDD oms YES-- EXACTLY-- XDDDD another good thing you should try eventually is SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE WHICH IS APPARENTLY DELICIOUS??? I TRIED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME(AT LEAST IN A WHILE) TODAY AND IT WAS SO FUCKIN TASTY????

H E A THEN-- XDD how cool of them to try tho :3 whEEZE Y 'A LL-- XDD

WHEEZE I SUCK WITH INSTRUMENTS SOOOO-- DAMN THA'S SOME BAD LUCK MY DUDE-- MAYBE YOU'RE CURSED DAMN-- oms wOWW--

Yesss-- ooh I've never played 👀 seen some stuff but never played-- (see: my computer sucks XD) I h a v e played Portal 1 and it is SO GOOD and SO SHORT and I WISH I HAD GOTTEN PORTAL 2 INSTEAD BUT THATS OKAY CRIES-- YESSSS THE SONGS SLAP--- ALSO THERE ARE ACTUALLY TWO WHOLE MORE CANON(PROBABLY KINDA MAYBE NOT?? IDK) SONGS, ONE FROM A LEG DIMENSIONS GAME("You Wouldn't Know") AND ONE THAT WAS CUT FROM PORT TWO("Don't Say Goodbye"(Harry101UK made an edit to make it Glados' voice!!)) THERE ARE ALSO A BUNCH OF GOOD FAN SONGS SO YEAH-- ALSO NOT TO BE A SIMP BUT GLADOS' VOICE? PERFECTION. I LOVE HER. ALSO I COULD LITERALLY DETAIL THE PORTAL LORE I AM INCREDIBLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS GAME-- ALSO THERES A CLIP THAT SOMEONE MADE USING A (VERY GOOD) GLADOS TTS TO HAVE GLADOS SAY TRANS RIGHTS AND ENBY RIGHTS AND IF I FIND IT AGAIN ILL SEND IT TO YOU-- YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND IT IF YOU LOOM UP GLADOS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS? IT HAS A VIDEO WITH TRANS FLAG COMPANION CUBES ACCOMPANYING IT-- ALSO YES THE PORT MODS(/ADD-ONS? MAYBE? THEY'RE COMMUNITY MADE I THINK BUT IDK ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEYRE COOL AF--) (also I apologize for all the screaming? XD it's like, four am and I was talking about portal so.. whoops?)

Right like wth???? I???? Okay but like December to February babies just fuckin DONT EXIST IN THIS GEN OR SOMETHIN-- CAUSE I FIND N O N E -- Maybe there are more December babies but there are definitely like NO January to February babies it is So Weird--

NEJFQOBGKW WOWW d an g like-p l e a se s t op over sp r aying-- xD and LEGITTTT LIKE- THAT WAS M Y ROLE TO STAY UP LATE- XDD

WHEHEHEZE- LAUNDRY BASKET TIME- G E T I N XDD anD YESS- any doggo is just such a cute doggo 😭💞💞 but for me- fLUFFY ONES ARE WHERE ITS A T- and ohhhh i see- FOR FREE?? W H A T A S T E A L XDD but awwww the poor doggg at least she's with you now ! ;0;; 💞💞😭 aaw such a lovable puppup 😭😭💞 and oHHH i see :00 but oh no- xD i also have a friend that has two dogs and whenever he would give me gifts- there would be dog hair on them no matter what- XDD and ooOhhh those sound really helpful! omg- i swear i dont have to have a pet for the need of a roomba- i already shed so much hair myself its so crazy-- xDD and oH MAN loud animals are really gon get my mom fired up- and OO birds just look so cuteee i always fantasize of having one- but then again- with the noise and all xD the more i think about it i dont think we are prepared to have a pet at all xD but i still dream of at least having one pet in my lifetime!

and OO that sounds awesome!! i have no clue if i even tried casserole before- man- sometimes i just eat food without even knowing wth it is XDDD but THAT SOUNDS so gooodddd :O

and LEGITT LIKE- TF IS HAPPENING WITH MY SCHOOL LIFE- XDD and oh my god- IT GETS WORSE- that year there was a FREAKINGG FIREEEEEEE- it wasnt that dangerous thank god- but it had to get a whole ass room renovated because of it- and guess what room it was- THE ORCHESTRA ROOM- AND GUESS WHAT M A D E I T W OR SE- that year- it was the first time the school replaced those 10+ year old instruments with new ones- NOW THEYRE B U R N T- and mind you that the school's budget isnt so- gr e a t- like oh my god i am still so bewildered over HOW MUCH chaos HAPPENED that year- and i thought that year was gon be the year- yknow? like UGH

and OHH MANN playing portal sounds awesome! but i just dont think the game would be worth my money cause i know the plot- and even with the mods and all my brain would be broken as i would possibly have no clue what to do- xDDD

and HOOOO MANNN game fan songs are just so AWESOMEEE- and those sound pretty cool! :OO and HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH- GLADOS SAYS TRANS AND ENBY RIGHTS Y A LL- now im gonna look that up and let my ears be blessed by such words- XDDD and DONT WORRY BOUT SCREAMING ALOT- i scream a whole dam lot too XDD

and LEGITTT- finding someone's b-day in january and feb is so rare all of a sudden like wh a t - XDD

#the rambles of crystu #even tho we are legit friends on discord- ima still answer these XDDD

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elysifer · 4 years

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PROMARE REVIEW

I finally understand the hype… after so long of watching ppl have fun with knowing the Truth, I too, have gained the knowledge lmao. Yeah, I fucking watched PROMARE on Tuesday and fuck, I feel like I've changed as a human being.

K so like all the viewings for PROMARE that were in theaters closest to me ended in late September. I thought I missed my chance but luckily, while looking for tickets for the Gorillaz movie in a theater far af from where I live, I found out PROMARE was playing the day before. The commute was absolute hell but holy shit, was it worth it. My theater was pretty good too, overall. No one was overly loud and only seemed to make a few squeals and such during some scenes (CPR lol…). It was packed tho, like almost every seat was full. I guess everyone heard the hype too!

PROMARE is by far the most fun anime movie I've ever seen tbh. It's packed full of wild, beautifully animated action scenes that had me like… actually tearing up it was so pretty lmao. The movement, ugh, was just gorgeous; flawless. The colours and art style really complemented each other so nothing looked wacky, like I feared was going to be the case in some areas. But no, it was all beautiful! The music too was so fitting for the style and definitely catchy as hell (Inferno has been playing in my head ever since). The character designs were unique and eye-catching with cool, vibrant colours and styles. My favourite honestly has to be Lucia Fex. I didn't expect to like her as much as I do, but oh man, she's so fun and quirky- I love her! She's got an interesting design (love her hair & teeth) and her sub voice is A+. Of course, Lio's Burnish armour design is the one I love second best just because of how badass it is (I mean… those knife shoes…).

In terms of actual plot and character interactions, I thought it was pretty solid. The plot was interesting and kept getting more and more wild until it was like yo, what the fuck lmao. Like, the huge dump of info at the end was ?!?! I really did like it though, it didn't feel like it was taking itself too seriously. Like, I thought they were gonna pull a "chosen one" trope on us but nope! They just so happened to be at the right place lmao, if they weren't then the world would've died. I liked that bit.

I thought Galo was a pretty good protagonist. He plays the Dumbass With a Heart of Gold protag very well, and although I found myself sometimes irked with him cuz those characters just aren't my type, it wasn't that bad. Mostly cuz literally every single character thought he was a dumbass and they made sure to point it out lmao. I liked his relationship with Crayfish Foreskin because yeah, it's pretty generic but it still hurt like a bitch when Galo found out the truth, so yeah, they did a good job. Speaking of that bastard, Crayfish Foreskin being the bad guy was very obvious, of course, and I'm so glad that that wasn't the actual plot twist. Him being a Burnish really did make me shook, like I wasn't expecting that at all (although I probably should've).

Lio and the Burnish's relationship was… fuck it was so, so good. He truly loves his team and they love him back. And Lio cares deeply for the Burnish. Seeing them sacrifice themselves for him made me weep like a fucking baby. God, their trio was great, I loved them.

My only criticism is that I wish there was more one on one bonding with Galo and the rest of the firefighters + Lio. While I understand that it doesn't really fit time wise and it would also take away the focus from all the action and plot, idk, it was a little hard to get emotionally invested in their relationship with Galo, especially with Lio. I felt like they could have benefited from one on one time together. However, yeah that would be more filler than anything because everything that was necessary was already in the movie and therefore would just drag it out if it was added. Still, can't help but feel like bonding moments were needed.

I uh, also feel the need to say that I was expecting way more Galo/Lio ship material lmao. Maybe that's partly why I feel the way I do. I guess tumblr got to me and I assumed from all the freaking out that Galo and Lio were implied to have a bit more going on. But… not really tbh. They had about as much ship material as Galo/Aina, which is not a compliant, I'm actually satisfied with that, cuz you know, ship freely and all that. It still won't stop me from shipping galolio like crazy, but yeah, I'm a little surprised with the lack ship material. BUT- Lio switching their names was the biggest power bottom move ever lmao & yes, I'm reading into it.

Overall, PROMARE was really fucking good and man, everyone needs to watch it.

#promare #mattie's posts

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