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“my congratulations captain, a dazzling display of logic” yall might as well just fuck on the bridge at this point
#they’re so gross#get a fucking room#like imagine being sulu and you just gotta hear them flirt all day#i’d ask for so much shore leave#i’d ask to be transferred#absolutely absurd#it’s a hostile work environment for everyone aboard#(all of this is said with so much love btw)#star trek spirk#star trek#spirk#tos spirk
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Lifted heavy grocery bags.
Might have hernia now.
What the fuck. And why.
#what do you *mean* having my abdominal wall stretched with gas three times hurts my connective tissue#what do you MEAN having my stomach cut open multiple times is bad for it?!#outrageous#preposterous#absolutely absurd
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Flea market day
Saw this and grabbed it just for giggles and almost shit my pants at the price
In what world is this NORMAL
#absolutely absurd#if you can afford it congrats but that is simply HEINOUS I hope all resellers like this burn#DBZ#dragon ball z#budokai tenkaichi
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can anyone explain to me why I just saw a mutual who I have long since drifted fandom wise from . saw them posting abt something I actually really like . and for some unforseen reason decided to literally in real life do an air dap up . I don't even do that with real life people . what the fuck .
#just blahs#absolutely absurd#aether's hand what rhe fuck why'd you do that#also if anyones curious it was my bestie asriel postinf abt tmagp cbsnnsnsks
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me personally i can’t believe that people are still darklina shippers in the modern day world
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best friend by doja cat and saweetie came on shuffle earlier today and it actually made me sad. marisha ray really did turn BEST FRIEND by DOJA CAT AND SAWEETIE into a SAD SONG
#absolutely absurd#text#nova shh#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#cr playlists#laudna cr#imogen temult#ship: imodna#marisha ray#angst tag#laugh tag#doja cat#saweetie
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Who told me it was alright to work out ??
#THREE TOMES A WEEK?!#absolutely absurd#at least I made my food and everything already#but like. 8am#:((#then a nap before work at noon#but DTILL#okie night though#<2#em rambles
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Help…I can’t stop…
Some realistic AI generations of Elden Ring characters. Tanith could feed me to her snek husband and I’d thank you for it, honestly.
#why are they all so pretty#absolutely absurd#fia the deathbed companion#d hunter of the dead#sorcerer rogier#diallos hoslow#tanith elden ring#nepheli loux#elden ring
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Anybody wanna explain to me why I'm always always ready to get my life together the singular minute
my body decides to get sick? Cuz I'm getting reaaaaaal tired of this shit.
#sick day#question of the day#qotd#absolutely absurd#fucking done with this shit#i wanna sleeeeep#but i wanna do stuff
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Every bee fwb au has Blake being the one who's afraid to get in a relationship because Adam, which is valid and we love that. However, let me see it flipped where Blake is the one who wants more but Yang's the hesitant one because abandonment issues.
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Finally filed my taxes. That was the most stressful fucking hour of my life. I am never doing contractor work ever again I stg.
#personal#literally just my animal control gig from last year made it more complicated than it should have been#absolutely absurd#never again#what a joke#however i am getting a happy chunk of money back so thats fine#maybe i can still upgrade my camera this year??#idk!#i kinda still dont think so tho#idk how much my inevitable breakup is going to cost me...
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I can’t get over how huge Clovis is compared to Hara @petitsdieu
This big lumbering moose of a man.
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Hm, I wonder how tall this actor is- SIX FOOT FIVE???
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Yes I stoll hear fucking beeps from 2 rooms over but not a single other fuckin sound.
Yes it's far more offensive to hide reality and fuck with people with beeps than it is to just not be a pussy and accept the world isn't disney.
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Been having strange encounters recently who are you
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