some people were disappointed I didn't include any food crimes in my hyper specific poll so here's a whole poll of things I have genuinely done to food, all but one of them on purpose, most of them as an adult, and several of them more than once.

bonus: tell me your worst food crime* in the tags!

*food "crimes" here are about defying convention and/or wisdom in the name of curiosity, whimsy, stupidity, or being out of milk. this is a lighthearted way to celebrate our mistakes, adventures, and resulting abominations, not make moral judgments about food!

I'm not sure about putting my whole wrapped and I know there's probably point percentages better on here but middle school me is living her best life rn.

choose your gender

I wish you'd write a real noir fic, with all the metropolis setting and moral greyness it entails. Not even fandom specific, it just seems like you have an affinity for that sort of dark and sexy vibe

anon, you have seen into the chiaroscuro depths of my neon-washed soul! that is absolutely something i’d like to write one day *_*

the get to know me ask

Snagged from @ninemoons42. Here we go!

Name: My family and colleagues call me Kath. Online, I will answer to San (short for my username)

Height: Five foot three, thereabouts

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw. I may not be a genius, but I highly value knowledge and learning. Plus blue’s my favorite color.

Go to SSBB Character: Not a gamer, so this doesn’t apply to me.

Fictional character I’d date: Right now, it’d be Xiao Jingyan from the cdrama Nirvana in Fire (that is, if he can tear himself long enough from his Xiao Shu). Apolinario Mabini, both the actual historical figure and the fictional character from Heneral Luna. Charles Xavier, both movie iterations. 

Favorite band/singer: Locally, Ebe Dancel and Up Dharma Down. I also love Bastille, Florence and the Machine, The Civil Wars, and Of Monsters and Men. J-pop wise, I love Angela Aki and Do as Infinity.

How many blogs do I follow: I think I have around seventysomething blogs on my Tumblr blogroll.

Do I get asks on a regular basis: No, not really.

Aesthetic: I can’t really afford an aesthetic, so I go around wearing plain T-shirts and jeans 99% of the time. If I can afford it, I would probably buy 90% of my wardrobe from Uniqlo and Cotton On.

Tagging: Anyone checking out my blog out of curiosity and game enough to do this meme.

anyway it’s 3am and i’ve been going through my harry potter tag so i retook this quiz and a got a motherfcking CROW!!!! i’m floored this is the best possible answer. better than the answer i thought i wanted.

"Bless their hearts."

(Describe me in three words -- I can only publish, not respond.)

like honestly there are a lot of things that i am and a lot of things that i am not 

but i'm pretty much completely incapable of feeling "weakly" for people like???? i don't make a whole hell of a lot of friends because friends is a Big Deal w/ me i'm 100% Ride or Fucking Die for friends and sometimes it can take a while to build up to that place of actually being able to act out and exist openly in that place but that's bc i've learned patience and it's not bc i feel lukewarm like? yeah u have to get to that place where those feelings happen but like once i'm there i'll go hard af for u i wanna see u all the time i wanna make sure ur taken care of i wanna do things w/ u and for u 

this is also why i don't do tight acquaintanceships or loose friendships w/ people that i don't trust or like bc i can't feel weakly enough about distrust or dislike that affection can overwhelm them based on circumstance

that whole first big para is also basically the basis of my id as wtfromo/quoiromo/aroflux bc like honestly i feel like for me the blooming of a friendship involves a lot of the same emotional wants and needs as romantic courtship (minus sex (or actually not minus if current circumstance serves to show us anything lol)), so i'm not really sure how to tell the two apart unless they develop under certain labels w/ certain expectations. or rather.......i would conceptualize my potentially "romo" feelings as being basically very similar to my platonic ones to the point that the only thing that makes them different is context/label/expectation on the behalf of the other person. like this doesn't mean that i can make a pseudo-romo relationship happen at will just bc i'm friends w/ the person.......it's just that all of my "strong feelings" develop in p much the same way and i can't rly tell a difference between them. 

GLEE

The first character I first fell in love with: I guess it must've been Kurt, though I'm not as much of a fan of him now.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Rachel omg I used to genuinely hate her and then after season three I was listening to It's All Coming Back To Me Now and I sort of had an epiphany about what a great singer she was and then I suddenly understood her character. And after that I just sort of fell in love with her. (also Brittany)The character everyone else loves that I don’t: hmm, probably Kurt, I do love him but not as much as a lot of the fandom does (like, I'm not at stanning levels). The character I love that everyone else hates: Blaine and Tina. Why do they get so much hate? :ccThe character I used to love but don’t any longer: no-one really?The character I would totally smooch: pretty much all of them lbr hereThe character I’d want to be like: Blaine, and Santana.The character I’d slap: Will.A pairing that I love: ahh so many pretty much every pairing on the show. right now I'm falling for Brittana tbh.A pairing that I despise: Kurtofsky don't even mention it to me

🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🌻

Thanks for this ask! Fun facts about Bee (that's me, I'm Bee)

- I run a Naruto sideblog so that + spn means I'm not allowed to criticize other people's taste of shows in my glass house

- one of my hobbies is making OCs that fit in worlds I'm currently fixating on and not publishing content with them because I'm scared of the reaction. Another hobby is gardening.

- I have a black cat with a bobtail I rescued when he was 8 and he is now very spoiled I occasionally rearrange furniture for him.

me, watching hours of Erika Ishii videos on dropout and then doing new lineart in my hair? it's exactly as likely as you think

ID: me, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair and glasses, looking off to the side to show off the hair design of three nested rectangles shaved into one side of my head. end ID

[ID: selfie of me, a white butch (they/them) smiling at the camera. i'm wearing glasses and a blue button down with large black and white fish on it. i have short brown hair that is buzzed on the sides and have turned my head to show three horizontal lines shaved into one side. end ID]

extremely hype about these lines actually, it was super easy to do and is SO fun to touch and I look cute and gay about it

endlessly amusing to me that strangers and new acquaintances always ask me 1) for help at the bus stop and 2) my thoughts on relationship anarchy asfdsdf. i’m not sure what this says about me but it does feel inescapably on brand

are you ON tiktok or other socials

I had to delete tiktok to be honest, it's fun in the summer but I'm almost finished with my degree and don't need the distraction when classes start. I have a few tiktoks about dungeons and dragons and I just deleted the app not my page but it's nothing interesting.

plus I play Genshin Impact so if the scaremongering is all about China stealing your data I'd rather have fun while they do. And all of my shit is super outdated because I haven't saved enough for a new laptop or phone in a pretty long time so it ate my battery like no other.

As far as twitter- I'm too longwinded so I have an account but barely use it. I think my biggest accomplishment is Mara Wilson responding to me that we both learned how to remove security tags and/or get around them from Australians. I think they truly understand my dislike of driving back to the story just to explain you didn't shoplift especially since it might get a new hire teen in trouble (I live in a college town.)

Instagram and Facebook are just so I can keep my family in other countries aware that I'm not dead without having to directly interact.

I have a discord, twitch, and reddit but I use different usernames for discord and twitch, another one for ao3 and a different one on reddit because I don't like the wires crossing if someone who knows me finds this blog or sideblogs and/or my reddit. Which I only go on for indulging my toxic schadenfreude on antiwork and am I the asshole type subreddits. I try not to post anything that would trigger a morality clause but I'm only human.

(For reference I am going to school for being a teacher in the United States so I obscure any websites I'm on. Teachers here have a morality clause that can get them in very deep trouble for their personal life and content. This is why teachers keep their lives private especially because I live in a state that has little legal protections for sexual orientation or gender identity and I am a queer nb. So I don't make information readily available especially on Tumblr were fans do things like assume what I write or ship is my actual views on real world relationships. At least until I have actually worked with the Teacher's Union in the school so I don't have to try and justify that to a boss with no context. I am also on ao3 but don't publish my writing for this reason, just kudos and comments.)

when i was a freshman in college i ran into a professor outside of class for the first time so i was like "oh, hi professor [redacted]" and she squinted at me and said "oh! you're in my intro class, right? you make really good eye contact" and I feel like that's really all you need to know about me as a person and student

it's up there on most memorable/on brand moments right next to being cast as iago the parrot in my 5th grade production of aladdin because i was "the only 5th grader who understood sarcasm"