I need her to be mean to me and fuck me so hard with her strap I break into pieces so tiny you cant see them
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I’ve seen a few posts saying and even at times hoping Tommy is a villain so that BuckTommy can break up and I’m like why??
Surely considering it’s his first Queer relationship we should want things if they do end to end on good terms so he doesn’t think he’s fucked either way and that it was a mistake.
If he has a terrible experience with his first time dating a guy it might set him back a little and sure everyone has bad times when dating but since it’s his first time with a guy I’d want it to be a nice experience with maybe a little drama to keep things interesting but overall a good relationship he looks back on fondly if they ever separated. We don’t need to villainise a character for things to end.
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all will come eventually but what do yall want first??
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Abby: Ah yes, baguettes, the snake of bread. We’d like to take two of your freshest, yeasty eels.
Vanessa: What-
Mike: Ignore her.
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YESSSSS
IVE BEEN WANTING TO BOOP MY MUTUALS FOR SOOOO LONG but i was way too shy to 😭
MUTUALS JOIN THE BOOP O METER !!!!!!!! /nf
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Witnessing the Vibe Difference™ between Wattpad and AO3 firsthand is an absolutely wild and eye-opening experience.
I want to study it but I don't have the courage or the energy
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absolutely filthy eccentric professor bob and imogen blurb coming within the hour. possessive fucking in a bathroom stall at a fundraising gala. are you ready because i'm not.
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I long for the days where the main villain in my video games could be a sentient tree inside of a suit of armor who's also a wizard and breaks into a secret magic talking turtle's cave by turning himself into a splinter and sticking himself onto one of the main characters to beat up the turtle just to reveal his master plan to use an open interdimensional rift to gain the power to destroy the world. 😔
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