PLEASE DO NOT TAG OR SEND TO NEIL GAIMAN
I made you a gift!
It's a cheesy bumpersticker style nudge to STOP SENDING NEIL GAIMAN
- fan therories about season 2/3
- your own theories about season 2/3
- other people's theories about season 2/3 (ESPECIALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION)
- your wants for season three
- things you don't want for season three (other people might want that!)
- YOUR FAN FICTIONS OR FAN ART
He has repeatedly asked not to bring these things to him. And even though his answers can be funny it can get him into legal trouble if what ends up in the show is similar to fan art/fics/creations
Please! Stop!
Bonus
Feel free to spread these around I'm so tired of the second hand embarrassment
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Douglas Pink Ardie Aardvark Plush
My new mascot I think.
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aardvark skeleton, University Museum Utrecht.
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"Switchblade"
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Aardvark
By: Unknown photographer
From: Wildlife Fact-File
1990s
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May, may I.. humbly request.. a Wolf x Mako hypo dragonet..? 🥺 /Silly
YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN!
her name is Harp, like the seal! :)
my beautiful infant daughter who can kill me with a neurotoxin
also bonus Fennec and Haunted kid
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Her name is Salmonella
she already found a home but i still need everyone to look at her because i´m very proud of my daughter.
she has many talents:
glow in the dark
mochi minky beans
is heavy
glittery butt fur
snarfle
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I got inspired
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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
An aardvark's long nose isn't just just for show; these mammals have an excellent sense of smell! One reason for this is the olfactory bulb, a structure that receives and processes neural input about odours detected by cells in the nasal cavity. The snout of an aardvark contains nine olfactory bulbs-- more than any other mammal!
(Image: An aardvark inspecting a termite mound at the Lincoln Park Zoo)
If you like what I do, consider leaving a tip or buying me a ko-fi!
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マジの自慢なのですが、日本平動物園のツチブタの名前をつけました。動物園で募集されていたので、それに応募しました。すでにいるフラハちゃんがスワヒリ語(意味は幸せとか喜びとか)なので、スワヒリ語を一生懸命調べて、「ゴロファ」という素晴らしい言葉を見つけました。平らという意味です。"日本平"の平ら、でこぼこがない、平和、やすらか。フラハとゴロファの並んだ感じもいい感じ。ゴロちゃんて呼びたい。これしかないと思いました。
Everyone, I have something to share. I named the new aardvark that arrived at Nihondaira Zoo. They had a naming campaign at the zoo from July to August, and the name I came up with was chosen. The existing aardvark's name is FURAHA, which means happiness in Swahili. So, I wanted to choose a name for the male aardvark from Swahili as well. The zoo's name, 'Nihondaira,' refers to the mountains around here, and in Japanese, it means a flat part of Japan. Drawing inspiration from this, I chose the word '平ら' (flat). This word also includes the meanings of peace and tranquility. In Swahili, '平ら' is 'GOROFA.' I thought the combination of FURAHA and GOROFA felt wonderful. I thought this was the only option.
先日やっと起きてるゴロファに会えました。おはよう!
The other day, I finally got to meet GOROFA awake. Good morning!
動物園から感謝状やバッジやゴロファの名前入りマグカップが送られてきました。泣いちゃった。
I received a certificate of appreciation from the zoo, as well as a photo of GOROFA, a badge, and a mug with the name 'GOROFA.' I was so happy that tears came to my eyes.
こちらはフラハちゃんです。ゴロファが採用されて、本当に本当に嬉しい。今年というか生涯でもトップクラスに嬉しい。たぶんこれをこの先超える喜びない。フラハとゴロファのカップルが平穏な日々を過ごせますように祈るばかりです!
@日本平動物園
This photo is of FURAHA. I don't think there will be greater joy in my life than naming a beloved animal at my favorite zoo. I pray that this couple will live a peaceful life ahead.
@Nihondaira Zoo
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F-111 Aardvark at dusk
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Anthony Aardvark J. Crowley
I know we all love to see Crowley as this slithery lil snek snake but I think we have it all wrong.
He’s an aardvark.
I think when Crowley realized he was not the demon he was supposed to be (going along as far as he can) he began to separate himself from his snake persona. Yes, we all know snakes have poor eyesight and excellent smell. You know who else does? The aardvark.
They’re known for their extremely poor eyesight but have one of the most sophisticated olfactory systems, aka smell departments, of all mammals.
They’re also primarily solitary creatures, other than when mating. Ehem, ehem. They are also incredibly skilled diggers. And we know that no one can dig himself into a deeper hole than our boy Crowley.
Gif by @fuckyeahgoodomens
So that scene in Ancient Rome tells me Crowley already knew Aziraphale was in the room. He smelled him. He just pretended not to already know Aziraphale was there and got his attention so he would come over. The slut.
Oh and this little scene?
Yeah, not a keen snake sense of smell. Aardvark.
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