what the ever loving FUCK is happening

hearing someone say pay phone in a podcast freaks me out, I do not trust it

I'm about a season and a half into The White Vault and so far it... weirdly reminds me of TMA? In the sense of "These professionals were deliberately put into the path of a supernatural horror that their employer knew existed and would likely kill or gravely injure them, and were given no notice of the danger. This was almost certainly done for ritual purposes or to somehow entice the horror and these people are being sacrificed without their knowledge or will"

undeniable that this rules but also objectively funniest way to get around the person he loves most being a man. oh its not gay he doesnt love/think of him like a person

listening to archive 81 like *exists under the crushing weight of capitalism* *exists under the crushing weight of capitalism* *exists under the crushing weight of capitalism* *gets a little spooky shiver down my spine* *exists under the crushing weight of capitalism*

a81 s2 continues to beee...weird. definitely do not like it as much as s1. but i do love rat. and i have heard s3 is amazing so i shall push on

Y’know what? Good on Dan for figuring out so quickly that his job was weird. Took Jon Archivist 3 seasons to realize “Hm wait I can’t quit and my boss is evil” vs it took Dan like a few weeks? maybe? I mean he didn’t quit after figuring it out but I’m still impressed 

this is a ratty stan account

HES WEARING THE BOXERS WITH HEARTS ON THEM

NO!!!!!!! R A T T Y 

marck....

this pod sure can fucking cast

melody being a damsel in distress is such an offensive diversion of her original characterization ESPECIALLY with dan being the one rescuing. DAN is a damsel in distress. PLEASE be realistic.

honestly it's really funny that out of all the podcasts out there, they chose the one where the creators literally said "this story only works in an audio medium" to adapt into a tv show. esp with how the first season of that show is literally just a dude listening to tapes

Do you ever notice yourself being very uncharitable while watching something for the first time, because some pre-existing, maybe-kinda-unfair grudges?

choose your words wisely, drowned woman