in season 1 of twin peaks dale cooper records in his audio log that he stopped at a diner en route to twin peaks and had lunch AND dessert for a little over 6 bucks. you just can't do that anymore. the lunch alone would put you in the double digits. makes you want to kill a man.

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

i mean. idk watcher steaming service is ok i guess theres certainly a precedent for this working with dropout but a) do they have enough content for this and b) everyone thinking theyre taking all their old content off youtube is not a good start

I've been binging Ken Russel movies for the past week and a half and at least three of the movies I've watched can be summed up by this image

i was talking about Monkey Man the other day with my coworker who hadn't seen it yet and i was saying how it felt like a movie that's mostly about women's empowerment which just so happens to have a man as a protagonist and my coworker said "oh like Mad Max" which is a weirdly good comparison honestly? movies that trick you into becoming more societally literate by luring you in with the promise of a hot man

gay sex

love that you spelled beetles the creature like the beatles the band in your tags. picturing ringo creeping silently in the earth

there,s actually thousands of unique members of the beatles which go permanently undiscovered

hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

i feel its my duty as an american to regularly state the outright provable fact that JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier. lets throw nazi sympathizer in there too. and she's a huge cunt as well. FREE SPEECH RAAA 🦅🦅🦅

i have reached the weird pee smell stage of taking hrt

one completely unforseen effect of me downloading tiktok is that its given me terminal "checking the comments" disease. i used to never give a shit what the comments said due to years of youtube bootcamp but now i find myself doing it even on apps other than tiktok. luckily i still have immunity to stupid internet arguments so when i see things i disagree with i can just laugh and scroll away instead of getting mad

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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dude shut up youre scaring this cool rock i found

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life