I was out in a cafe with a friend and my adhd brain just fucked me over when she went 'ooh, this song!' and I knew she was saying it bc apparently I should've recognized the song immediately BUT in that moment, however hard I tried, I could not separate the sound coming from the speakers from the sound of other people chatting in the cafe and I was so confused bc I couldn't understand why I couldn't HEAR THE STUPID SONG
Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.
This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this
i wanted to watch mulan when i was 11 or so and i asked my parents and my mom was like “ummmm idk abt that :/” in the way that means no and i just accepted that and realized later she probably said no bc the whole story is abt a woman dressing as a man and that’d be a bad influence and turn me transgender or whatever. anyway when i was 17 my little brother wanted to watch mulan and my parents were like “yeah sure” and so i also watched it for the first time and really liked it and then two weeks later i came out as transgender