id say im like the worlds biggest hater of shipping. but im not i literally like shipping. im the hannibal lecter of shipping. if you bring me cheap wine im going to fold my hands quietly and then killing you and putting you in my stew. youre going to my mind dungeon

i need her

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

I love laios out of context

(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi

this is so aslancore

dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

Customer: FIREPOWER DEPOT 2009 DMV: FPD, LOOKS LIKE A POLICE DEPT (PD) FIREPOWER DEPOT IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET FIREARM TRAINING (CUSTOMER’S BUSINESS, I LOOKED AT THE WEBSITE) Verdict: DENIED

yeah

A huge crowd has formed outside of Columbia University demanding NYPD 'let the students go'

If you're in New York right now, please go to Columbia and join them

i like dungeon meshi laios