#and in this essay i will—

okay tumblr gay people you win I SEE why yall so weird about some football show

to be honest i don’t really get the vampire stuff but if HE was a vampire? if HE bit my neck and maybe took some blood with homoerotic touching and kisses to the wound after?

yeah ok i get that

I get it, collecting bones and drawing monsters isn't exactly normal hobbies for a lot of folk, but it would be really nice if bringing up said hobbies in conversation didn't have people immediately call you a serial killer or go one about how sick and twisted you are. I don't even present this stuff as dark or edgy, just a "check out this cool lamp I made."And of course the response is "that's some Texas Chainsaw Massacre shit! Wow, looks like we got ourselves a Dahmer here! How many people did you kill to make it? If anyone ever goes missing around here, I know who to tell the cops about!"

Gosh gee, I wonder why I've long stopped telling people about my hobbies in the offline world....

cant stop fucking laughing at qsmp rewind oh quackity you mastermind

Imagine not liking Colin... couldn't be me 🤭

Just because your blorbo is cooler than the main character, it doesn’t mean they’re fit to be one

Adam muto really said I’m going to make that boy suffer as much as possible

It’d be super cool if my brain would just stop screaming for a bit, is all I’m saying.

idk why

but mike wheeler is my child

my little iwdkdkdkd sydhdldkd

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my oingle doingle my schkippity schmoop my beepbop my cutest tootsit in the whole word my lkttle pocket buddy my

Girlboss but in a malewife kinda way /lh

Tumblr crashed when i tried to answer this. smh what’s there not to get

so many lesbians seem to dislike Gale is it bc his romance early on was glitched and he was laying it on way too thick lmao

that cannibalism post reminded me of the most john-coded thing my mom has ever said, which was

we were sitting on a plane and i noticed she was a lot less nervous than usual so i asked her about it

and she said that she hates the thought of my sister and me surviving without her so she'd rather we all die at once

me:

Honestly the fact that I keep getting hookup ads let’s me know that advertisers don’t fully have me pinned down yet