watching yang and his summer after watching guardian is just ... production budget whiplash. this hour and a half long romcom has:
car chases IN THE DESERT for
five minute montage of FASHION MODELS. like TEN OF THEM
car crashing into an ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY (nobody was harmed except hu yang's bank account)
UNDERWATER FILMING. FOR A SIXTY-SECOND. DREAM SEQUENCE
a two-story tall photo wall of framed photographs of ONLY ZHU YILONG
the romantic villain (??? guy who wants to marry the girl?) has an entourage of like. twenty young men in suits that just. show up whenever he has a scene. none of them speak.
(i'm only like. 50 minutes into this movie)
personal favorites from the photo wall:
pikachu face
school portrait
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Who's your mom?
Blake: So, Who's your mom?
Yang: Well my mom is Raven Branwen, Leader of the Branwen Bandit Tribe.
Summer: And What am I? A Roach?
Yang: Wait I didn't-
Summer: No- no, it's fine Yang. Just fine. I was just there to pick up the pieces when your 'Mom' decided to ditch you before you could open your eyes.
Yang: I-
Summer: I just raised you like you were my own while your father and uncle when off to drink with Brother's knows who while I had had to just move on from also losing someone I trusted as well to take care of two adults and a baby.
Yang: look-
Summer: I just loved you with all my heart, taught you as much as I could, stayed with your father when he got my pregnant even though we had just gotten stable with you, and gave you an actual childhood.
Yang:
Summer: Well?
Yang: Sorry, Mom.
Summer: I know. There is some salmon cooling on the kitchen table and we still have some cookies in the frig.
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my boyfriend’s boyfriend | carlos sainz x fem! reader
summary; in which a certain brit ruins y/n and carlos’ plan of a soft launch
fc; amberly yang
warnings; cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3
note; requested ! requests are closed.
masterlist !
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liked by yourbestfriend, friendone, and others !
yourusername: ❤️
yourbestfriend: tell him i said i’ll beat his ass if he doesn’t give you a bouquet every time he sees you🙄🙄
yourusername: he says ‘ don’t worry ‘ 😇
username: WHO IS HE??
username: ugh i wanna b u so bad 😖
username: girlie pop who gave u that
username: did we lose y/n to a man🕊️
friendone: 😍😍😍😍 (10x more than him)
yourusername: 💞💞 ( LMAOO )
username: WHAT DO U KNOWWW
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carlossainz55: NYC 🍎
username: yo what the FUCK.
username: …….
username: rip carlos girlies 🕊️🕊️
username: ignoring the second pic my man is tewwwww fine 😮💨😮💨😮💨
landonorris: the big apple 🗽 liked by carlossainz55!
username: is carlos soft launching a relationship rn….😖😖
username: that big ass bouquet of roses iM SO SICK RN
username: when i kept saying my man my man my man too loud and now he’s fr not my man😫😫😫
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; bae said this isn’t a normal golfing look :////] [caption 2; ❤️🏌️♀️]
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lando.jpg: golf ⛳️
tagged; carlossainz55
username: GOLF!!!
username: not lando spending his summer w carlos 😭
username: YO WHO IS THAT GIRL😭😭😭
username: did lando just expose carlos’ relationship….
username: call me crazy but that girl kinda looks like yourusername + she went golfing w her bf???
username: hold on…. ur cooking here
username: SHE LIKED THE POST TOO
username: i’m so sick carlos fr has a gf
username: LANDOO U EXPOSED CARLOS AND Y/N NOOOO😭🤣🤣
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liked by carlossainz55, landonorris, and others !
yourusername: my boyfriend and my boyfriends boyfriend who ruined my perfectly planned out soft launch 💗💗
tagged; carlossainz55, landonorris
carlossainz55: mi reina 😍 te quiero ❤️ [my queen, i love you]
yourusername: i love youuuu💗
landonorris: I SAID I’M SORRY!!!!
yourusername: I HAD THE PERF PICS OF CARLOS YOU FUCKER.
landonorris: HE WAS MINE FIRST!!!!!🤬
yourusername: that’s so funny because guess what 😄
landonorris: what
yourusername: idgaf + he’s in my bed rn + L + you lose
landonorris: THIS IS BULLYING!!!
username: HELAPXKOSKXLS
username: my boyfriends boyfriend is so😭😭😭
username: ok but y/n and carlos are so perf😫
username: felt heartbroken as a carlos girlie but i <3 y/n so im not hurt anymore 😌
username: the second pic ☹️☹️
username: lando exposing carlos and y/n is so lando 😭😭😭
username: i wanna know their reactions to lando🤔🤔
carlossainz55: y/n ranted…. a lot
yourusername: I HAD THE BEST SOFT LAUNCH BF PICTURES 😞😞😞
landonorris: so do i😛😛
yourusername: fuck off norris he’s mine
landonorris: he was mine first🤓
yourusername: aktshually idc🤓☝️
carlossainz55: guys there’s enough of me to go around 😁
username: lando and y/n are friendship goals idc😭😭
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