"his voice had dropped down a few octaves" I dont think you realize how drastic that is.... stop using that phrase please. just say "his voice had gotten deeper"

Man loving bugs is so gd rough sometimes like you try to show off a cool picture you got or reassure someone who’s scared of them that what they are dealing with isn’t dangerous and you’re just met with dismissive comments or “just kill it” and shit like man one day I am going to fucking snap

If you unironically use the word “woke” as a adjective to describe a piece of media in an argument, you have a fridge temperature IQ.

Also you deserve the death penalty.

Be unpredictable. Always make sure they don't know your next move. Like blorborizing GoodOmens!Jesus before the show is even renewed.

i’m not voting :) hopefully people are inspired to protest & take action more than the complacency they chose to un-act during the last bluemaga 4years.

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*

I have this yearning to drag the characters and ships I hate through the dirt on my blog, but I just... I have no energy to waste on drama. And, I know it feels vile, I'm not really on a crusade to hurt others.

dude is just not smart

Some people wouldn’t know good taste if it was spat into their mouths.

More people need to be told to eat a dick I think

“Why didn’t everyone latch onto kali”

Maybe because she only had one episode essentially. Maybe that has something to do with it idk

"trailer park princess" "coquette" what if you died . mysteriously .

some asshole: “i just wanna honor my norse ancestry guys” *gets tattoos inspired by norse history and proceeding to claim that vikings also got them(???on what grounds?? give me your fucking sources), honors a religion which we barely have any information on, and glorifies a culture that was mainly just farmers*

like. if you reallly wanna honor your “norse” ancestry, how about you at least acknowledge the ongoing atrocities we have now (done to our own indigenous people) rather than those from a 1000 years ago, and the fact that it is very unlikely that you have “viking” genes. shut the fuck up. your ancestor was most likely a farmer named stig

My fatphobic mom is one dumbass comment away from catching these hands.

yeah michael is annoying for treating the dsmp like it's basically an org but his reaction in april was completely valid. everything span out of control so fast it's understandable he didn't get the full context, and even if he spoke to dream off stream you really think dream would admit that he was being attacked for being queer? dream still hasn't come out to tommy so why would he come out to mcchill back then... we don't even know if sapnap and george know. the situation was very unfortunate bc dream wants to act like he's out without having to come out and then he gets mad when people make the logical conclusion that an ex republican was being homophobic

can u kill yourself pleasseeeee

the third worst thing is when english speaking authors dont understand how katakana works and unironically call levi any of the following

rivai

rivaille

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