Rereading homestuck and some of roxys dialogue deadass making me go through a wave of horror and disgust good fucking lord

Like.. bro?? Seriously bro??? She can be so passive aggressive and petty.. Like Dirk even tries to talk her down from maybe NOT sending a deadly virus that. could blow up their mutual friends computer and WHAT DOES SHE SAY?

like oh naur. oh naur naur naur girl. you are not allowed to go there girl we are all concerned for you girl but girl you need to stop with this hooliganry girl. Your feelings are completely valid all things considered but maybe you shouldnt actively ghost your bffsy and not even apologise for it all

While you were venting your frustrations to both of your guy friends, and writing up a code that will explode your friends computer and potentially harm them, which you are AWARE OF, to "SCARE AND INSTILL THE FEAR OF THE BATTERWITCH". If someone told me they preferred the way I was before I would straight up die.

Only on the internet can have an encounter with someone you assume is a child based off their immature responses only to discover they’re a whole adult in their mid-twenties. 😬😬😬

Edit: Y’all reblogging this to keep accusing me of transphobia in my 30’s, please keep in mind you don’t care to visit my blog much less know nothing of me to know how wildly incorrect that is. In fact you don’t even know the original post OPs tag of me is even from, but keep attacking a stranger over the internet with minimal context because OP told you to and reaction/anger feels better than taking up a hobby as a more productive use of your time.

Craziest thing I’ve seen on comic tumblr today is someone referring to Dennis O’Neil as just some “Green Arrow Writer”

Would it be bad form to tell someone her husband asked for pictures of my tits while they were dating on their third birth announcement?

(panicked) MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW

good morning <33

Not me, reading that the R0 value for the BA.5 variant of Omicron is 18.6, and then immediately buying 50 medical grade N95 masks...

(screencap comes from The Guardian)

elzup planning their debut in september..... while purple kiss/yuki has a comeback and hwiseo will be promoting the h1key comeback and ppl anticipate a rocket punch comeback soon too....

Disneyland fans 🤩

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Disneyland fans 😐

I know he’s grieving but that is some ROUGH shit to say to his brother

forever enamoured by garthy's silently baffled reaction to fabian defending bill seacaster's appearance. that side-eye speaks a thousand words

roleplay drawing blehhh

I put on the Miku expo on YouTube bc I like putting on the vocaloid/Hololive/etc concerts in the background while I draw and stuff and WOW they were not lying, even filmed from an optimal viewing angle this looks embarrassing and there’s not even an attempt to use the lighting to help make the illusion as a matter of fact every time the lights go up it looks way worse. It’s only like a quarter of the stage too.

Hatsune Miku looked better live a decade ago :|

if I paid hundreds of bucks to see real life Miku and I got what’s effectively a high production movie showing I’d be soo pissed

babe I do not engage in fandom this way. all of these drivers do different activities at different times and with different people. there's nothing deep or loaded about it.

and I do not feel it's anyone's right to demand or even wish they could control a person's choices or movements - even if you just meant this lightly or as a joke. you can talk about that privately w someone but I would honestly recommend just enjoying seeing the content we get of the guys on the grid being friends and hanging out and not put any expectations on it. you'll be so much happier.

I also rly do not want to attract any type of 'friendship competition' to my blog either sorry <3

I get what you mean overall anon but also literally no one could even make a claim that Lando "prefers" any friend in his life more than another ?? I've seen maxi*l fans pulling up to these pics with WAY more "evidence" of their friendship than dand* so if that's how we're measuring it, not a single Lando rpf ship won today aslfhaljfhljhfa

when ppl try to make these things into competitions they automatically lose because that's not how friendships work! when I do my stupid long posts I'm careful to always include that a)I'm shooting the shit for fun and don't take it seriously and b)that all of Lando's friendships are just like all of our own real life friendships in that they're all unique and offer him different things. there is zero competition.

all Lando himself has told us is that Max F is his best friend and that he has his non-F1 friends and his F1 friends - and that he's naturally closer to some of his non-F1 friends since he's known them all since childhood. like that's how it actually is. that's all he's shared.

and fans trying to do rankings and competitions based on what they see through the only lens they’re allowed and going through wild mood swings every time a photo or video appears to dash or support their ever-adapting conspiracy theories is literally a waste of time and energy.

Lando has friends. almost all the grid all spend time together barring maybe a few of them. seriously, just multiship rpf bc rpf is just for fun or otherwise just enjoy stuff and don't overthink it <3

@nameaprice asked: "Do you miss anything from your childhood? Sometimes I hear people commenting on their own with nostalgia and I just can't relate."

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      𝐈𝘁 𝘄𝐚𝘀 𝘀𝐨𝐦𝐞𝘄𝐡𝐚𝘁 𝗿𝐚𝗿𝐞 𝘁𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝘃𝐞 𝘀𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝘁𝐞𝗿𝐞𝘀𝘁𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝘀 𝐩𝐚𝘀𝘁.      Was it curiosity that made her ask   ?   Was it personal, or would she have asked anyone else if he happened to not be around  ?   Akshan's gaze pulls towards the ground, a thoughtful expression plastered on his face as he tries to rewind memories of his childhood. It makes him frown, struggling to find anything worthy of nostalgia or longing. Would he miss the deafening laughter of adults passing by the streets   ?   Would he like to recall the taste of dirt and sand on his tongue after his jaw had been pushed into the ground   ?   Funnily enough, Akshan would always tell himself it was for the better good. To stand up against wrongdoers, no matter how old he was. Admittedly, it might have cost him more than he later realized. A whole chunk of childhood that could have been spent being carefree. Enjoying life and such.

     ❝ I would think orphans don't miss their childhood. After all, it is the worst part of life for them, no   ? ❞     Typically, beside the grim expression, the Sentinel manages to sprinkle a light-hearted tone between syllables. He doesn't need pity. He never needed it to go on. Sharing the same absence of relation as the bounty hunter feels relieving.

     ❝ Ey, looks like we are just two people, not knowing crap about enjoying memories. Any specific reason why you can't   ? ❞

WARNING: ANOTHER UNHINGED RANT

Ouuuuughhhh I am not capable of being normal about the Ultimatum ending. Like on one hand it's one of my favorite scenes In the game just because of how tense and dramatic it feels and how it answers a lot of questions but man. It's the way there's no "good" version of it. The only reason why I usually choose to accept the deal is because their deaths are likely less painful that way 💀But it's the way you're locked in as soon as you get them both captured and then there's no getting out of it and auuuuughhhh

And then there's the fucking scene itself it's Kate's screams and the way she says "I always loved you" it makes me want to THROW UP I LOVE IT AND I HATE IT and and if you choose to try and call for help and he asks her to get the cops there and she asks where and then he just pauses and says "I don't know" and the line is cut FUCK It's such a hopeless situation and I keep dooming them to this end for clips I'm SORRY MY BELOVEDS TRULY AAAAAARGGGHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and then there's the deaths themselves I mean do I even have to explain why the acid death is possibly the most brutal and disturbing death in the entire game and her screams ohhhh my god it's so awful and then suffocation by toxic gas Isn't a very fantastic way to go either and they both die slowly and painfully and I hate it I love them THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS

okay I'm done. for now.