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so if you tell Gale you're not in love with him he literally says "oh good so when I kms you won't even cry that's great thanks see u"

like gale. my friend. there is a space somewhere between enemy and lover I s2g these men are so dramatic.

...hey hollow knight community i may or may not have beat the trial of the fool my first ever time attempting it. um. yeah. really proud of that

might delete TikTok shit is a CESSPOOL

Do you guys ever think about Punching. Im starting to feel like we take it for granted sometimes, bc like.... bro thats an Us thing. Thats like, pretty much exclusively a Human Thing. It Requires our highly specialized hand anatomy in Order to perform a punch without self injury. Like wwee evolved to punch? Nobody else does that really? We can turn a our delicate crafty highly specialized paws into a Devastating Bone Club at will. Idk man makes me go crazy

One of the weirdest things about finding out you're traumatized/mentally ill/neurodivergent as an adult is looking back at all the very obvious signs in your childhood and realizing none of the adults responsible for you were paying attention

if theres one thing that differentiates mine and sawashiro its that sawashiro is JUST a LITTLE silly. on a microscopic level he is SUPER MINUTELY goofy

tiffany blews should've won, mania songs should be getting more votes, and that whole bracket is actually cancelled In My Mind bc just one yesterday was NEVER EVEN IN ITTTTTTTTTTT

watched the siren episode for the first time. what the actual fuck is wrong with the Winchester brothers??? like uhh "Dean doesn't want a bitch in a g-string, he wants you, [his baby brother]"

EVERY DAMN TIME i manage to save SOME MONEY some Bullshit happens, and then i'm right back to having NO MONEY

People who can just. Start arguments/disagree with others on purpose are fucking terrifying

"What the FUCK is up with pink bitches and being the most psycho outta the whole crop? Th' hell's up with that? Do ya just end up pink and th' multiverse is just 'ah this one. this one'll be an extra brand of fucked up. put ALL the bullshit into 'em' or some crap like that?!"

If it is alright if i ask, but what is Eenek's (they are the Galran kid right) relationship with the funky guys like?

oh i havent really had a chance to talk about Eenek yet!

their relationship w/ the clones is complicated - these people kept them safe and took care of them for years, and eenek slowly grew to see them as family - but the road to get there was long and winding.

at the beggining they were definetly distrustful and agressive, but also these weirdos were literally the only other people on this shithole of a planet, so they didnt really have a choice but to stick with them. (they tried very hard to look intimidating and serious but theyre literally the galran equivalent of 13. and also very small for a galran, so really they just ended up looking like an scared angry cat)

they are propably the closest with the other kids - Pal, Taks and Taka. technically pal is the oldest, but hes not a very responsible older brother(hes trying tho!!). neither is eenek but beggars cant be choosers, so they ended up as the oldest sibling.

beacuse of the language barrier pal was the only person they could have a real conversation with for years, and after a rocky start they became really great friends! they try to be responsible older siblings(with varying degrees of sucess), take turns rambling about random stuff and help each other process the trauma of growing up surrounded by people telling them to sacrafice themselves for the greater good :)

dont leave eenek and taks alone for too long or theyll wreck your shit and steal all your valuables. even though they couldnt freely communicate w/ each other for a big chunk of their relationship, they still manage to wreck havoc<3 seperately theyre smart young people but toghether they come up with the dumbest most recless ideas and execute them flawlessly. when taks saw eenek for the first time she decided shes going to befriend that cool purple alien no matter what and eenek could do nothing about it.

taka is The Baby TM and to be protected by all costs.

to say tashi was freaked out when he first saw eenek is a huge understatement - what the fuck?? is this??? an alien????? he barely knew how to aproach scared human kids, so a very scared, very confused purple alien teenager was not ideal. he did his best(as always) - made sure to give them space and patiently waited for them to get more comfortable. in the beginning eenek thought tashi was the worst choice for a leader, but he proved them wrong many times. they actually grew to respect him quite a lot beacuse of how he manages to keep everyone(mostly) under control not by force or threats, but rather by finding compromises and admitting when hes wrong. also hes funny and taught them how to sew!

at first eenek tried to avoid soup - shes imposing and can look threatning - but she would never hurt them. since theyre stuck on a wild planet they have to hunt for food, and soup is the main hunter of their little family. eenek helps her a lot, setting up traps and scaring the animals in her direction(they are a bit queasy though so they leave the kills and preparation to her and tashi). they also like just sitting toghether in silence to calm down :)

them and buddy have a really weird relationship. for the first weeks/months(before buddy explained the clone situation to everyone) eenek was terrified of him beacuse they knew who he was - the black paladin of voltron. they stayed as far away from them as possible... until they realised the only thing he was worried about was them talking about his past and other than that left them alone. later on, after buddy came clean, they started to try and convince eenek that maybe the galran empire isnt that cool after all - but theres only so much you can do when the person youre talking to is a kid desperately clinging to the remnants of their childhood and also spent the last few years of their life with 'vrepit sa' as their defining personality trait. buddy drops the topic eventually(for now. they havent given up, hes just waiting for the right opportunity). after that they actually start to get along pretty well! buddy helps them improve their fighting skills a lot, and also it turns out theyre both painfully stubborn dumasses(it gets even worse when you throw taks into the mix)

jesus fuck. thats a lot of words..

heres some drawing of them and taks! (these are a bit old tho, their design looks a little diffrent now)

uhhh i also wrote like 4 paragraphs about eeneks childhood and motivations but this is long enough alreadyyyy(maybe ill edit it in later if anyone wants to read it)

well that didnt last long now im back on hfjone hyperfixation

i stg half the hfjone fans are either gay or aroace there is no in-between

and my aroace-ass only strengthens that notion

0 days since last dumb fucking arguement

Ariel Conroy is just such a sexy name tho. Like what is it about the last name ‘Conroy’ with the first name ‘Ariel’ that makes it so…..idk spicy, sizzling, fire-of-my-loins, throw-me-up-against-the-wall-daddy type thing? Ariel Conroy. Ariel Conroy. Ariel Conroy. You’re picturing it now aren’t you