THERE WAS A COP
I HAD TO SPEAK WITH
FOR CRIME REASONS
AND WHEN WE STARTED HE BEGAN WITH
"The current time is 16:20"
AND I NODDED
AND SAID
VERY SERIOUSLY
WITH GRAVITAS
"Nice"
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just learned there's only 7000 cheetahs left on earth
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me: have you seen this movie split?
boyfriend: oh the m. night shyamalan one? with mcavoy and the little girl from the witch? no I never saw it
me: okay well I just started it and it's pretty good so far except for one thing that is completely batshit stupid to the extent that I might have to stop watching. can you guess what it is
boyfriend: is the little girl wearing makeup
me: okay it's not just that she's wearing makeup. it's the wrong kind of makeup!! she's supposed to be the weird misfit girl and she's wearing the exact same makeup as the two popular girls!!! and it's RUINING the MOVIE!!!!
boyfriend: well let me know how that turns out
me, yelling after him: and her hair is all fucking glossy!!!
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Day 8: Style Challenge!!
I tried to copy the style of the show Arcane
[Can y'all tell I gave up as soon as I hit his hair and clothes? Cause what the fuck. Why did I choose the literal hardest animation style I've ever seen.]
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taking LITERALLY any class and finding out it’s just more fucking ochem
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Going insane over how Judas’ final sin wasn’t that he was unforgivable, but it was that he was unable to forgive himself
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i feel sick wtf this is so blatantly his “i can never be with crowley oh well time to cry” song
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I love love love love loveeeee when my clients wait until the EVENING of the LAST DAY TO FILE to give me the information I need :) :) :) :)
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whoever has the script to my life rn, ima need you to dial it down for a bit
i cant have shit here no more 😭😭
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Are:
- the pebble
- the moon
- the sun
- the joker
- the innocence
- the wind
- the intellect
valid?
All of the above are valid slugcat names.
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im done im fucking done. I wanted to wait for George’s response because I was genuinely curious to see what he had to 'defend' himself but im done. Fuck all these popular male ccs, they can rot in fucking hell
Support Andi: https://www.tumblr.com/andivmg/744583847245758464/my-experience-with-luke-punz?source=share
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spoilers i guess but i am going to cry i hate this game
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WHY IS LAW SO ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE'S HELPLESS, BEATEN AND BLOODY?!?!?
It's not fair
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why season 14 plot about nick trying to bring back lucifer, thereby establishing that it's possible to revive angels from the empty, and then not have dean rescue cas from the empty one season later
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