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Remember that the calls for the national guard to intervene are calls to use state violence against Palestinian, Jewish, Arab, Muslim and other pro-Palestine students. They’re calling for deadly violence against Jews in the name of “anti-antisemitism.”

SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

oregon collectively always sucking bigfoot dick (pause for eyebrow raise) he’s in every store he’s on every sticker he’s on billboards for shit that has fuck all to do with bigfoot oregonians act like his ass isn’t sighted im every got damn state with a forrest. bigfoot on crosswalk bigfoot on laptop bigfoot on back of jeep excuse me sir bigfoot WALKS. he wouldn’t ride on a jeep. sucking bigfoot dick (🤨), sucking bigfoots cock (🤨)

young butch lesbians can get through to a republican man by being the son he never had. especially effective if the republican man does have a son but he likes video games.

i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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I feel like my shitty life has been fucked in ways nobody else knows wich means nobody can help since im uniquely suffering all i want is somebody who knows how to make me better cuz im trying so much to get over this shit but its hard to when the pain is so strong theres nobody to help me

idgaf about astarion or bagursdate3 at this current moment in time but my OPINION is that he should look like justin mcelroy

OH YEAH? WANNA TALK OLD SHIT? HOW ABOUT I DOX YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AND HAVE SOME PEOPLE MOSY ON OVER

oregon collectively always sucking bigfoot dick (pause for eyebrow raise) he’s in every store he’s on every sticker he’s on billboards for shit that has fuck all to do with bigfoot oregonians act like his ass isn’t sighted im every got damn state with a forrest. bigfoot on crosswalk bigfoot on laptop bigfoot on back of jeep excuse me sir bigfoot WALKS. he wouldn’t ride on a jeep. sucking bigfoot dick (🤨), sucking bigfoots cock (🤨)

experiential? it’s ochem. toxicology? it’s ochem. biochem? it’s actually ochem. ochem? ochem?

taking LITERALLY any class and finding out it’s just more fucking ochem

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.