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rsbry-beret · 2 years

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watching vox machina for the first time!!

SPOILERS BELOW. SO MANY. FOR ALL THE EPISODES IN SEASON 1

telling apart vax and vex is gonna SUCK

liam obrian my beloved

they’re so stupid this mean council guy is OBVI a dragon who can shapeshifte,, these fools

the king is a dilf

awwww vax with kids

AWWWW THE KIDS ARE DEAD UH

gnc barkeep nice

this show is rly gross like. barf blood ew

THSI INTRO SLAPS

thought fince the dragon was just trying to drive down real estate prices until he mentioned bargaining w gold

TUSK LOVE in gilmore’s shop omg

WAIT THE SCOTTISH GUYS THE DRAGON WHATTTTT NOT THE RAISIN GUY ???

why is there a troll dick

this sad victorian stage coach??? apparently his name is DESMOND which. yeah.

omg vampire nevromancer power couple?? hate them but also love that for them.

i’ve been told to stop chanting “horsdeourves” (how spell)

oh 1% anime boy has trauma D:

THE SNAKES NAME IS SIMON 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

vax ur awesome

yea okay i love percy hes my fav

apparently he needs wooden bullets?

side note would silver work ???? bc ik silver works for “evil” creatures generally like werewolves and steel for “nice” creatures like fey?? so would vampires count hmmm

also btw their fancy outfits are so coooool i love them !!

we’re taking a break and i have many thoughts;

do grogs tattoos have significance??

also cleric struggling w faith hell yea cool side quest tho

vax being disaster bisexual ICONIC of him

surprisingly i am not struggling w vax vs vex names v much :0

BEADS OF LOVE

your soul is forfeit dude ur so cool

duuuude secret passages!!!

WHY did the guards keep the twins together??? big stupid moment ngl

woa the ever light kinda dark tho. just saying.

keyleth <3 ur so nice 🥰🌸😇

ghosts fuck yes

NOOO THE GUARDS WERE SO HOT NOOOOO

aw grog not wanting to break piles shrine

ghost grabbed grogs titties lol

why doesn’t ANYONE have the light spell omgggg

PERCY IS CURB STOMPING A GHOST RN WHAT

He’s my fav

oh my GOD grog’s “what if i need you?” 🥺🥺🥺

“you’re their light now” stfu 😭😭

omg gilmore’s back :0

ok but what the heck IS percys weird shadow smoke thing??? intriguing

oh my god vax is a bisexual disaster wow.

these scenery shots are sooo pretty oh my god

oh my god that’s a massive fuck off dog

woaaa cool omg it’s just a torso that’s metal as fuck

that’s awesome ok

wow

hahah cool blood dogs okie

it’s sorta trottin along aww

percy’s tutor guys is eugh

AWWWW VAX “kiki”

bruh “friend”

wow these guys. suck at not accidentally bringing up percys trauma lol

vex’s abandonment issues popping off okay

this whitestone flashback is GORGEOUS so it’s gonna be in ruins now :/

yea it sucks now 😬 sun tree looking uhhhh

fits the vampire aesthetic a lot more now ngl but i like the pretty version personally

oh damn. the ending of episode 5. damn. augh

percy V pale. vitamin deficiency? very very white boy

why tf are there giants/goliaths here?? does not make sense bestie like is it an ecosystem thing? additional guard force?? i am wondering.

whitestone? more like graystone OOOOO BURN it’s bc the city is dirty.

religious person keeping the peace? BOOOO RISE UP VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Oh nvm she’s in the resistance ! sick. good for her.

aww archie and percy childhood crushes?? adorable

everlight on FIRE?? i guess not dark now but that can’t be good oof

“those were bad ideas and you should all feel bad” so tru bestie

also vax and percy standing like a power couple in that scene polycule rights

that’s a RLY COOL gun scope omg

haha back door team are all bottoms

oh my GOD they can’t open the door jesus

help action unsuccessful yikes scanlan

scANLANS FOOT???

PERCY FELL OUT A WINDOW

oh my god archie is nice and i like him <3

keyleth going FERAL I LOVE THAT FOR HER

WAIT. scanlans piercing is on the gay ear !!!!!

FUCK YES NO MERCY PERCY

and the NAME melts off the GUN this RULES

Cassandra is alive!!!!! holy shitttt

percy was a NERD in his youth

still is lol

this tutor suuuuuuucks booo

“who’s the sixth barrel for?” THE SHADOW. OH.

awwww archie and percy <3 <3 cute

let. me. be. annoying.

oh this lute music is a VIBE.

scanlans song slaps as well this is great

OMG THE GUARDS ARE PLAYING DND HAHA

“he’s a really tall guy” “scanlans just got shrunk” thanks @a-human-pippin-took i’m dumb at moments

WHAT FIRE BREATH WHAHAHAT HA

HEY HE IS BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!

this rules.

DUDE HES A TRICERATOPS THIS IS AMAZING 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖

So dinosaurs are real??? or are they like mythical creatures in this universe ?

i can’t believe this mission was a total success good job scanlan

dick lightning omg nice sam

oh shit. cass. fuck man.

FUCK this tutor guy !

this loser brought a sword to a gun fight. sHit nvm he brought golems

OH MY GOD SHES ALOVE SHE SURVIVED JESUS CHRIST AH THANK GOD

pikes side quest goin Wild rn

oh THATS what it’s supposed to look like. a bit more light-y

oh this possession thing is uhhhhhh Fucked Up

oh my GOD percy is cool. fucked up but cool.

cass is. she has trauma as well! oof moment

oh my god. keyleth and the de rolo crest. that’s cool as fuck 😌😌

this vampire building is cool af and definitely trustable!!

uhhh that’s some. strange looking ceiling mold. 😬

oh FUCK THAT the hanged children have been ununalived now

ARCHIE NOOOOOIIIIIIOOOOOOIIOJOOKOOOOOOO THIS IS SO SAD

still torn up about that but holy shit keyleth

aw “kiki” 💚💚💚

that was a V good speech percy!! i miss archie :,(

oh my god “you know i’m in love with you, right?” “NOW?”

PIKE YES

“marry me?” “yes right now let’s do it” “really?” “no”

aw fuck still zombos

necromancer lady tattoo is messy as fuck. stick poke?

vax u CANT just free EVERYONE who the briarwoods hate,,

woa percy what did she do tho

oh this credits song!! <3 cute

oh FUCK this doctor lady

egh i rly don’t like anna ripley eghhhh

i agree w scanlan lol the smoke is a Bit fucked up lol lol hmmmm

WOA

OH MY GOD WHAT PERCY WHAT UR SOUL DUDE WHAT WOAH WHAT

this is so sus

cass u better be chill and not not chill

OH THATS SO COOL OMG “you’re at the bottom of my list”

taliesin king of one liners and crow noises

i only just realized pike is astral projecting

sick dagger vax 🔥🔥🔥

WAIT THE NAME CAS NO

shit fuck balls i called it

shittttt

percys crying vex is crying i’m gonna cry

HEAVY METAL

grog why is ur dick named that,,,,,

oh scanlan u genius

WATCHING W SUBTITLES ORTHAX IS THE WEIRD DEMON WTF AHHHH

percy holding his arm back from shooting cass,,,

oh my god scanlans muted,,,, smart but UGH

PIKE !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️❤️💕💕💕

KEYLETH THE LIGHT YEs

WEAKENS VAMPIRE FREES VEX THIS RULES YES

FUCK. YES. PIKE. THIS IS AWESOME KICK HER ASS

ok that fight was EPIC

And cass is more chill again!

aw fucks sake vampire lady pls stop it jeez

KEYLETH

the demon is orb

shittttttt

percy nooo ur soul is being overtaken haha

okay i got so wrapped up in the last episode i forgot to write ANYTHING but this show is VERY GOOD i highly recommend

!!!

#Rsbry’s jam #vox machina #vox machina spoilers #critical role #critical role season 1 #the legend of vox machina #tlovm

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eishi-x-rindou · 4 years

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TSUKASA’S REASON FOR JOINING BLUE WAS FOR RINDOU!

I REPEAT. For Rindou’s sake! Ah my shipper heart leapt from my chest all the way to the blue corn moon. Yes, I’m still alive and kicking thanks for asking ( debatably now that my forever OTP is absolutely KILLING me again with so much feels). So much to comment on in this latest episode of Shokugeki no Soma! ehehee

Ah this episode blessed us with so many beautiful Eishis.

JUST LOOK AT HIM.

I’m glad the anime made an effort to give reason as to why Rindou wasn’t in the competition. Of course she’s out there doing what Rindou does best; she is out there researching rare ingredients, traveling, and slaying (poachers)!

You can’t get anymore epic in this screen shot. I mean you have barbarian Rindou with a tiger, an alligator, helicopter, full armored tanks, and explosions in the background! Like whattttt?! I need this framed somewhere in my house. She is the hero that wildlife conversation needs. Given her specialty in rare ingredients, it’s very fitting that she’d use her resources to protect all wildlife and their ecosystems from ruin. (Soma’s “Huh?” face when they said they were linked to the Noirs had me laughing)

Can I be that ice cream?

Rindou has always played such a big part of Eishi’s life, so it’s really nice to see how he wants to support Rindou’s fight against Poachers in the best way he can. In a way, he’s fighting through the competition together with Rindou in his heart. Like a pair of swallows, they won’t be separated. JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE HER GDAMMIT.

You’re right Soma; Eishi has changed for the better. Eishi was never about the fame and prestige, as we learned from the previous season how it nearly destroyed his passion. He is someone who enjoys the thrill that comes with improving your craft and reaching greater heights. He was also someone who was criticized for closing himself off and self centered. From his exchange with Soma we see that Eishi treats him with great respect, heck, I say they’re great friends now. We see an even warmer side to Eishi that we hadn’t seen in the previous arcs.

Look! Eishi bought Soma with all the singles he got! HOW FREAKING CUTE.

Eishi has learned to open up and become more considerate for others. The cherry on top to his development is his motivation to win BLUE to lessen Rindou’s burden of taking down the Noirs. He no longer walks the path alone. He wants to win the competition, not just for himself, but for a person he deeply cares about. This boy finally sees the light!

You’re doing great sweetie!

#shokugeki no soma #shokugeki no soma s5 #tsukasa eishi #kobayashi rindou #eirin #I've risen from the ground!#I've been summoned

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janellion · 4 years

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aw what the heck kayla!!! YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! you really did that!!!!

LARA AHHH YOURE SO SWEET WHATTTTT!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 🥺😭😭😭🥺🥺

how are you bb?? sending u so much love n positive vibes!!! MWAH MWAH 💗✨💗✨

#lara bb!!#moots 💗#made my heart go 💗✨💗✨💗#me @ me: show ur face u coward

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autumnpleaves · 3 years

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pieeeeeee guess the heck whatttt (also hello!!)

Alsssssss

I’m guessssinnnnggg but I can’t guesss whattttt

And hiiiii! How are you? Hope you’ve been doing well :)

#answered stuff #what is your ali bi?

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la-appel-du-vide · 5 years

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07•12•19 - Day THREE

It was a rather short night of sleep, since we had to get up pretty early for our first activity of the day – an underground tour of Seattle! We got up and got ready, and headed to the tour. We were running a little late, especially with the stress of finding on-street parking and then finding the tour building, but we made it just in time. Here’s what you need to know: Seattle as you see it today is actually like 20 feet higher than it was when it started. When it was originally founded, it was built on mud, sewage, and saw dust, and the city was slowly sinking more and more all the time. The business district was built on this lower portion, then there were cliffs where residences were. One day, a fire started that burned the entire city down. This was kind of a good thing because it was honestly nasty. We learned way too many gross details for my taste. But this fire gave them the chance to rebuild into what they are today! To prevent the city from sinking into the sewage and mud, they had to build up so that sewer pipes could use gravity to properly drain. They decided to take dirt from the cliffs and fill in the lower portion of the city to make everything level. So what was originally the ground floor of all of the buildings is actually 20 feet below ground now. They have hollow sidewalks, supported by steel beams, and massive walls of stone under their roads to hold them up. Look into it if you’re interested, because it is kind of a fascinating history of the city. This tour took us underneath the sidewalks to see the original entrances of some of the oldest buildings in Seattle and gave us a lot of great information. We saw a lot of history, but my favorite part was seeing the skylights in the sidewalk above us, because it gave us a ton of natural light underground and we could see people walking above us, and they had no idea we were 20 feet below! It was a cool and unique experience – shout out to Beach for coming up with the idea.

After the tour, we headed to my favorite place in Seattle – Pike Place Market! It was Beach’s first time in Seattle, so we had to hit all the tourist things. We went down to the gum wall, and even ended up buying some bubble gum so we could add to the wall ourselves (my first time doing that!). We tried taking cute pictures blowing bubbles in front of the wall, and chewed so much gum that my jaw got sore haha. We wandered the market and saw the flying fish of Pike Place (Beach was wildly unimpressed hahaha). My FAVORITE thing about Pike Place is the MILLIONS of beautiful fresh flowers arranged for purchase for so cheap! Flowers that would cost between 70-85 dollars at home are literally $15 a bundle here. I was in floral heaven. I love flowers, something I get from my grandma. But especially peonies. I LOVE peonies. I knew I’d have to buy some this go-around. It was a NEED. But first, we figured we’d finish out the rest of our Pike Place list so we weren’t stuck carrying them around all day.

We were starting to get hungry, so we went down to Ivar’s Fish Bar (on recommendation from NIKA girl I LOVE you), so Beach could get some fish n’ chips which she loves! I had some chicken cause #antiseafood and it was also freaking good. Then we wandered into the Curio Shop and found some wild things, including carved GRAINS OF RICE (whattttt), a four-legged chicken, and spinning balls of glass that I for the life of me cannot figure out HOW they spin. It was super interesting.

Then we went over to look at the Great Wheel. Decided not to ride it, but maybe next time? It was honestly a beautiful day. The sun was out, it was hot, and I was HAPPY. We walked back down to Pike Place, and got some treats – drinks from the cutie OG Starbucks, and pastries from Piroshky Piroshky. It was nice to sit and rest our feet for awhile haha. Walking this much everyday starts to get to you! (Worth it. Totally worth it.)

Then we went and picked out our flowers. (‘: There were so many breathtaking choices, but I couldn’t help myself. I had to go with the peonies. Beach picked out a super colorful and full arrangement with a huge sunflower (her fave) right in the center. I’m never going to get over what a KILLER deal they were. We took some pictures with our flowers that ended up being my very favorite pictures of the day. Have I mentioned that I love flowers? I’m also determined to get these flowers home, even though we have like 25 hours of driving to go. Wish me luck.

After Pike Place, it was time to hit the Space Needle! We went to get the car out of the parking garage, and Brady accidentally backed into the car behind her. I was standing in the parking garage holding the flower bouquets, and I couldn’t see the point of impact, but I definitely heard it. OOF. Talk about a major crunch, that sent a wince from my face down my whole body. We were both scared to look. But apparently, we had a guardian angel with us, because the damage was MINIMAL. No dents (how???? With that crunch? I…. what), and only a teeny tiny scratch on both vehicles. Literally amazing. We were pretty relieved. But Beach did the responsible thing and left them her number in case they wanted to fix the scratch. So far, they haven’t called. Which is also awesome. It was a super tiny scratch though, they probably wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t pointed it out to them.

After that little emotional roller coaster, we went over to the Space Needle! Parked and bought tickets for the next available time, which wasn’t for about an hour and a half. To kill the time, we went to the park nearby and played cards with the beautiful view of the Space Needle in the background. It was really quite lovely and relaxing. Gosh I love this place!

When the time came, we went up to the top of the Space Needle. Learned a lot on the way up too, including the fact that the workers worked on the building with no harnesses and no safety nets?! That’s freaking terrifying. Yet not even one person died. Unbelievable. They built it in only 6 months. Which is remarkable also!

It was a gorgeous view as always, and this time I wasn’t even getting blown off by 100 mph winds! When we got back to the bottom of the tower, we got to do a fun little virtual reality bungee jump from the top haha. Quick, but kinda cool.

For dinner, we picked a spot based on its proximity to the dessert place we wanted after. We ended up at a place called 5 Spot. Random pick, but so freaking good! Had some of the best mac n’ cheese of my life. And then afterward we went to Molly Moons (another recommendation from Nika) and loved it. So yum. Also, they pay their employees $18 an hour starting so that’s cool. What the HECK Sub Z.

We ended our night with a quick little car clean-up, and buying vases for our flowers at Target. Then it was off to bed again, knowing we had a half-day of Seattle fun left, but then a LONG LONG drive to Canada…

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snaggle-chamsae · 6 years

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A dancing heart | Seongwoo

genre: fluff fluff fluff

member: seongwoo

requested: yes!

summary: Seongwoo having a crush on you, not knowing you’re his best friend’s sister.

side note: thank you so so so much to that anon for requesting this 💓 I’m really afraid that this doesn’t mean your expectations but I hope it will be okay :> thank you once again anon!

- seongwoo and daniel are the best buddies in this universe that they give each other a name called ongniel is science

- whenever people see daniel, they would automatically see seongwoo and vice versa

- them being separated is a no no

- reasons why they are so close together because firstly, the both of them go to the same school

- secondly, they live near each other

- and thirdly, the both of them share the same interest which is dance

- you studied in the same school as your brother aka kang daniel

- but since you’re younger than him, you’re only in the 2nd year while daniel is in the 3rd year

- that being said so, you have never seen this guy called seongwoo before

- everyone in school claims that he’s really funny and nonsensical but you always wondered who are they talking about

- but that didn’t bother you of wanting to find out who’s seongwoo because guys aren’t really your thing now

- so one night when daniel returned home, you saw a stressed expression on his face

- “whatssup my brother, you are always laughing 24/7 but you’re not. did anything happen?”

- “the school’s dance club decided to host a fun camp and they said to bring one person along but I don’t know who to bring!” daniel groaned

- “That’s easy, you’re talking to the perfect person to bring along! You can bring me along!” daniel agreed immediately

- you look forward to this camp because you could make new friends and this is another chance to spend more time with your brother

- time skip to the day of the camp

- you really didn’t know what to expect from a dance camp so you followed daniel anywhere he goes

- where ever daniel goes, everyone would say hi to him and you wondered why is brother so popular

- this somehow reminded you of the person called seongwoo

- you know seongwoo is daniel’s best friend but daniel hasn’t introduced anyone to you called seongwoo yet

- nonetheless, that didn’t bother you and you went on with the camp

- apparently, everyone is split into 2 groups and there are different activities assigned to each team

- activities like telling 2 truths and 1 lie where everyone would get to know you better

- it’s a game where you have to say 2 true facts about yourself and 1 false fact

- and when it’s your turn, you mentioned that daniel is your brother and everyone immediately picked that as the lie

- and you’re like whattttt

- when you said the truth, everyone couldn’t believe it

- “it’s probably because I’m too pretty to be daniel’s sister” your brother and everyone else went like wowwww did you just diss your own brother like that

- just from that activity, everyone started gaining a funny impression of you

- eventually, it became night time and everyone gathered back together

- the last activity is to have a dance battle

- basically if the person calls you, you have to dance

- unfortunately, you’re the first person to be called and everyone is cheering for you after knowing you from the afternoon activities

- the host told you to introduce yourself and tell your opponent some words

- so you did and you said “my name is y/n but you could also call me a winner because I’m gonna win this battle”

- everyone started laughing while there’s seongwoo whose wondering who the heck are you, stealing his title of being a funny person

- no matter what you say, people just keep laughing at you and seongwoo found himself laughing at your jokes too

- but when the host commence the dance battle, you allowed your body to react naturally

- you did dance when you are younger

- although the moves seemed very hard to execute, you made it so simple and elegant

- you started doing popping and locking which only a few people in the dance club specialize in that

- you showed your skills and people got a shock when you said you’re not in the dance club

- this includes ong seongwoo because he himself does popping and when he sees the way you popped, he immediately knows that you’re a special one

- he became more determined to know you better after this camp

- time skipppp

- so on Monday, you and daniel are walking to school together while you heard a voice calling for daniel

- “seongwoo!”

- and finally, you got to see who is seongwoo

- but when seongwoo sees you, he is rather shocked

- “h-how do you know her? She’s the dancer that I mentioned to you about that day!”

- “the one you mentioned that you have a special feeling about her and you think she has a funny personality?” seongwoo nod in confusion

- “what the heck seongwoo! you like my sister? y/n is my sister!”

- when seongwoo realized what’s happening, his face turned as red as a tomato

- while there’s you, who is smiling

- but knowing that seongwoo has a pretty high ego, he continued with the conversation

- “hi y/n, I guess you have heard everything from daniel” seongwoo said while scraping his nape

- after getting the hang of the situation, daniel ran away, leaving you and seongwoo behind

- “the way you danced is just plain amazing. you’re the first person that made my heart popped so could you give me the chance to make your heart dance too?”

#wanna one scenarios #wanna one imagines #produce 101 scenarios #wanna one #wannaone #ong seongwoo #kang daniel

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icypantherwrites · 6 years

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WHOA WHERE THE HECK DID THAT ANON COME FROM That is nasty as hell. Sorry you've had to field several negative ones in the last couple days, they're completely undeserved. Honestly, I still like Color, I thought Purity was really cool, I liked All that Glitters, and Razzle Dazzle is currently driving me crazy. You are a good writer now and forever AND you are an important human being who deserves rest. Take care of yourself! You do not owe anything to jerks on the net. Lots of love

I am glad I’m not the only one going “whattttt?” Yeah, there seems to be a bit of… nastiness in the air lately. And the journalist in me screams for transparency so I post them all (some if they are not anonymous though I do respond to in private) and try very, very hard to remain the big girl in these situations. I can’t always say I’m happy with how my job has ended up, but at least working for the police has given me one hell of a backbone (and a terribly vulgar mouth that I try really, really hard not to display in writing so xD) and a year ago? Yeah, this would have really hurt. Now? When I have all of the support from lovely souls like you and a love of my own writing again? Fortunately not so much.Thank you for the encouraging words. It sounds like you definitely pop around the Langst I offer :p It’s like a little smorgasbord, seriously. Razzle though is something I’m pretty excited with as it doesn’t have my typical warm and happy ending. I mean, I love those to pieces and want happy endings for everyone in the world (and who knows if I’ll someday end up doing a sequel of sorts for something closer in that nature). Anyways, that finishes up Thursday and do hope to see you at the finale. Final curtain and all that jazz :DThank you again. I appreciate it! ♥

#icyanswers #fanfiction #writing #give em the old razzle dazzle

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straykidzz · 6 years

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I mean, yeah, everything stray kids related I'd count as rest tbh cause my tiredness always slips away when I see them I love these boys so much fjahjd and ye I try, believe me, but the fact that I have trouble sleeping n I have to get up at like 4 for school doesn't help rip & I feel u I had an exam today that I totally forgot about - 💗

ikr. idk how but somehow, i’m already obsessed with stray kids like woAh they make me happy. also. wait whattttt !! you get up at 4am how the Heck do you Survive woah kudos to you. i hope you did well on you exam tho :-00 also ! just curious, who’s your stray kids bias (if you have one yet ;-))

#IT'S THE WEEKEND SNOW Yass #replies #SV 💝

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kilala · 6 years

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for the how i perceive u thing: uHHH 20 smth, im gonna say 19-25, she or they, pisces??? ur sweet as heck, brown eyes?, hobbies are music, art, films, but u really like plants nd stuff, introverted but super friendly, andddd summer

age: WHATTTTT i’m 16!!!! people always say i seem older though so makes sense :Ppronouns and gender: my gender is uhhhh and i use any pronouns so she/they is fine ^_^ zodiac sign: i’m a libra!!! i have pisces lilith but that’s about itromantic status: hhhuuuu unwillingly singleeye colour: BLUE/GREY!hobbies: music is right since i LOVE listening to music and i play trumpet as well which is one of the things i’m good at, but i’m not really into art films or plants hehe ^_^ my hobbies i guess are music, video games, academics (like learning and stuff i love learning) and gymnastics i guess i’m a little bit boring i don’t have many hobbies 😅introverted / extroverted: definitely introverted i’m an ISTP!favourite season: summer so you’re right!

so you got 3.5 / 7 !!!!

#Anonymous

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fleurabeille · 7 years

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ALSO speaking of how you're a superhero, I think you would make a GREAT comic book protagonist. I don't write/read/engage in comic book stuff basically ever but I've been thinking about them later and 1) a comic book about: smart&soft thinker/baker/drawer/studier/whatever u are by day,,, crime fighting, defenseless defending super(gentle but badass) hero by night like can u imagine what a cute book that would be. W rlly cute aesthetic art I'd buy that

IM SORRY WHAT THATS SO COOL AND CUTE AND SWEET!!!!!!!! wow ur an angel that’s so hecking rad whattttt 💓🌟🌟

#queer kid answers your queries!#wanderingqueerier #happy asks

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blissful-reveries · 7 years

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MY EXPERIENCE AT EXO’RODIUM!!!

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE MY KINGS AGAIN TT IM SO EMOTIONAL EVEN THOUGH ITS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE THE CONCERT - EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I JUST GET ALL GIDDY AND EXCITED AGAIN :D Here is my post on my experience at exo’rdium last night (fyi I wrote this on the night when i came back at like 2am LOL) its HECKA long post.... without further ado, here is MY EXPERIENCE AT EXORDIUM ^^

EXO’RDIUM 02.11.17

TODAY WAS FKING EXO’RDIUM HK AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO SHOOK HOLY I CAN NOT EVEN. WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN OMFG I- I can barely wrap my head around the fact that (YET AGAIN) EXO was in the same building as me, less than 10m away, LIVING, BREATHING IN THE FLESH EXO. LIKE THEY’RE REAL. NOT JUST PIXELS ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN- I JUST CANT. I STILL CANT. okok so to start, for this EXO concert, I wasn’t able to get standing tickets like I did for EXO’LUXION (when i was lucky enough to have FRONT ROW JEAAAASUUSS), but I was HUGELY and pleasantly surprised that our seats (Block 5, Row 6) WAS ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO THE STAGE. LIKE I COULD SEE THE ENTIRE STAGE + EXTENDED STAGE, AND IF I USED MY CAMERA TO FILM, I COULD SEE THEIR FACES. So that was a huge plus as soon as we got into the arena. When the concert started, a VCR was shown - about how EXO was the saviours of the world (when are they not tho tbvh HAHA) from danger and etc. the screaming was seriously unreal - like when every member came up on the VCR… #impressed. Then, they started the concert with MAMA and can we just- MAJOR THROWBACK TO FETUS EXO DAYS??? LIKE THIS SONG TRIGGERS SO MANY MEMORIES IM NOT EVEN OKAY RN. also can we just - can SM please release the remix version of MAMA CUZ I WOULD GET IT IN A HEARTBEAT <3 Then without giving our poor hearts a second to rest, they jumped right into mONSTER!!!! IM WAS NOT READY FOR IT AND THEY JUST THREW IT AT ME WHAT. It was amazing as expected, the choreo and everything omfg.. it was LEGIT like copy and paste… AND CAN WE TAKE A MOMENTbc JONGDAE FREAKING BLEW THAT HIGH NOTE AWAY. wait where was that high note? BLEW AWAY BY JONGDAE’S GORGEOUS VOCALS THATS WHERE.

THEN yet another throwback, they performed wolf :’) it been so long since they performed it and omg It was beautiful. The tree added with projections, and it was a remix version which meant DANCE BREAK!!!!! Seriously it was SO SO GOOD like they added projections so that it seemed like they were entering and exiting the tree behind (LOOK IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENED OK). and it was just so perfect… perfect way to bring back the song.

THEN they finally took a break and did their first ment. can i just pause for a sec and mention how much i freaking love their black blouses? like the ones with the cuts. THEY’RE GORGEOUS AND THEY WEAR THEM SO WELL TT… Kyungsoo, suho and baek all mentioned that they’re going to comeback soon so to give them lots and lots of support (YES BC EXOLS PULL THRU). Sehun and his mandarin came through as expected HAHA and it was so cute - cuz he kept saying things like “are you enjoying yourselves?” “Did you miss us?” my hubby you go! Yixing greeted us in cantonese and it was so cute XD his voice when he speaks canto is the cUTEST THING EVER. i wanna wrap him up and bring him back home.. he started talking in canto about wanting us to support his film, but then paused to think - then after like 5 seconds, gave up and spoke in mandarin instead AHAHA XINGXING YOU CUTIE OMG. SPEAKING OF YIXING THO — Originally I didn’t know if he was going to attend this concert or not, because he’s been away for filming at guangzhou for the past couple of weeks, there’s hardly been any news of him so i wasn’t sure… BUT I WAS SO FLIPPIN HAPPY WHEN I SAW HIM COME OUT. FIRST THOUGHTS: DAMN SON YOU SLAY EVERYTHING. SECOND THOUGHT: his hair was really long HAHAHAH XD STILL SLAYING THE HANDSOME GAME THO. Suho kept mentioning that coming to HK always leaves good memories for him, and mentioned the EXO daesang win during MAMA AND THE CROWD WENT WILD ;D You know how much we support y’all.

Afterwards, they performed WHITE NOISE AND I WAS SO SURPRISED BC I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE GONNA DO THIS SONG — i made myself not watch any prior concert vids bc i wanted this to be complete surprise and HECK YEAH I WAS SURPRISED. It was a new dance and everything it was so fresh :’))) there were some body rolls here and there, and overall it was a lot more toned down than artificial love oH GOD ARTIFICIAL LOVE JUST WAIT HOLY. Middle of white noise they went to the centre hexagon and danced, but then out of nowhere WATER START POURING FROM THE TOP DOWN LIKE WHATTTTT THEN THEY STARTED DANCING IN THE POURING WATER LIKE ALL WET AND EVERYTHING X_X i was so so so happy bc sehun was always on my side of the stage so i was able to see and film him well <3 his dancing is en pointe as usual heh #proudwifey

THEN JESUS SAVE ME THEY PERFORMED THUNDER <3 <3 <3 AND SEHUN OWNED THAT STAGE LIKE IT WAS NOBODY’S BUSINESS He was on the center extended part, and damn like the stage should have been called FIRE, CUZ IT WAS LIT. Yixing and Jongin as always slayed the game too and the VOCALS FOR THIS WAS SO GREAT OMG LIKE IT WAS LIKE PERFECT :’)) also. jongin was being a huge TEASE bc he kept smirking and smiling while dancing :((( HAHA but it was lovely and made my heart thump <3

then they did playboy. rmb when playboy used to be the most sexual dance in their concert? YEAH NO JUST WATCH ARTIFICIAL LOVE HOLY i need to cleanse my eyes…. ANYWAY BEFORE THAT— this time playboy was done a bit differently, sekai wasn’t paired tgt, as pcy and osh were tgt, and kai had his own rising stage fanncaayy B) OH AND SIDE NOTE: I LOVE their laced up pants too..its very pretty and... its very tight LMAO gives me pirate vibes lol. i loved it bc the boys were all just having a TON of fun - like they came in yesterday night, and performed today thats just amazing if i compare that to the amount of energy they had today. THEY WERE LIKE HIGH OR SMTH SO CRAZY XD AND HYPER <3 but it was like a giant party so WOO!! Suho and chen went out to the farthest extended stage which meant I could see their features and OMG PRINCE SUHO ATTACKS AGAIN BC HE NEVER FAILS TO FAZE ME AT HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS IRL. He’s like a LEGIT god descending from heaven…. <3 Chanyeol went to the hexagonal extended stage and did a solo dance there - it was beautiful :’) and YIXING was in the center extended just having a blast body rolling, pelvis thrusting JEEEEZ i need holy water.

JESUS NO ITS HERE. I CANT. IT WAS ARTIFICIAL LOVE NOW. omg i can’t even bare to talk about it I WAS SO….AHHHHH I CANT EXPLAIN OMG. i felt strange LMAO ok so right after playboy WHICH WAS ALREADY MILDY SEXY, they grabbed the canes from the side of the stage and as soon as the music came up i was like UH OH HERE IT COMES… and KAI WAS ON THE HEXAGONAL STAGE (yes im referring to him as kAI BECAUSE BABY NINI WOULD NEVER DO THAT)- AND OH JESUS IT WAS SUCH A SHOCKING MOMENT WHEN HE… UM.. GRINDED ON THE CANE?? GOSH EVEN TYPING IT MAKES ME FEEL DIRTY LMFAO I couldn’t even bring myself to film it bc i jUST CANT???? then, when switched positions, baekhyun was now where kai was, and another chorus came along which meant another grinding session (pls save me). When I watched baekhyun’s one i was ready to keep my eyes closed bc puppy baek grinding? it would destroy my image of him forever… BUT!! he was actually very reserved HAHAH XD i think it was just yixing, and kai who like 150% WENT FOR IT. ground like there was no tomorrow LMAO. so yeah long song short, KAI’S SEX APPEAL BROKE THE ROOF, and baekhyun was still a cutie BAHAHA XDD and then it was KAIXING duet dance break during artificial love with the BLINDFOLDS OMG SO SEXY HOLYY my poor heart :((

OMG AND UNFAIR!!!! I love the stage for unfair its so cute and unique, squishy kyungsoo popped out of a tv and a chair (oh i wish that were reality), just the entire performance aspect of it was top notch and so cute. After unfair, it was a short ment where exo all sat on the steps of the stage, and yixing and pcy sat on both ends holding guitars. WHICH MEANT ACOUSTIC MEDLEY TIME!!!! Yixing gave a short introduction about the medley (it was so nice to hear his voice after such a long time not hearing it) and then demo-ed the guitar by playing a little impromptu melody — reminds me of just how much of a genius zhang yixing is *heart eyes*. Chanyeol also did a quick demo and same thing goes for him.. how do they self learn things so well :((the first song that they sang in the acoustic medley was My Lady and I FLIPPED OUT BC IT WAS KYUNGSOO AND IT WAS R&B MY TWO FAV COMBOS <3 It was so nice to just sit and listen to their live vocals - and this really goes to show how much talent there is in exo. whoever disagrees should sit in one concert and just LISTEN TO THEIR FLAWLESS VOCALS. like seriously, there was no out of pitch moments (- wAIT AHHA THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING FUNNY PCY DID). OKOK SO BASICALLY near the end of the medley, (I CANT RMB WHICH ACOUSTIC IT WAS RN BUT-) it was supposed to be baekhyun’s line but kyungsoo held his mic towards Chanyeol’s mouth (he was preoccupied with guitar playing) to prompt him to sing. PCY did sing baek’s line, but his voice cracked BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH XD AND THE FUNNIEST THING WAS: HE MADE THIS REALLY CUTE SHOCKED FACE WHEN IT HAPPENED AND TOUCHED HIS THROAT THEN SHOOK HIS HEAD. NAWWWWWWW <3 adorbs… in the acoustic, they covered so many songs - CMB (WHICH JONGIN SANG BEAUTIFULLY OMG), My turn to cry, lady luck… just some i could rmb off the top of my head rn at 2:17 am HAHA.. then at the very end, yixing sang an acoustic version of Monodrama - and the lyrics were on the screen so the entire crowd sang along-it was beautiful <3 <3 <3 - at the end, yixing looked really sheepish, and grabbed the mic saying, “i’m so sorry, i sang the demo version’s lyrics so I didn’t sing the right words heh” and then pcy BEING THE MEDIATOR HE IS, was like “eyyyyy they probably didn’t even hear the difference- did you guys hear the difference???” and obvs we screamed NO!!!! and then that made xingxing look even more sheepish SO SO CUTE X) the entire thing just sounded and felt like a warm campfire get together with exo ls and exo <3 it was heartwarming and beautiful and I’m so glad that they added this segment.

and then they did lady luck again- this time not acoustic, but the dance and song version and kyungsoo. just. his voice. like. it melted the entire arena down. his projections were all so stable it sounded like the studio recorded version :’))) they danced on rising stages and everything was just so aesthetically perfect.. If i’m being completely honest, this time around, I was putting my focus deliberately more on sehun because i remember last year during exoluxion when i was front row, i could only really focus on whoever was in front of my area of the stage, which meant i missed a lot of sehun when he performed :( so i made the decision to FEED MY EYES AND HEART fully of sehun this time as last time, i was kyungsoo came to the front a lot and i kyungsoo’s vocals and dance fed me fully hehe (ohhh good times :’)) so yeah i wanted to say that kyungsoo’s vocals blew me away here because his LIVES ARE ACTUALLY PERFECT???how. haha bc his voice is made of honey chocolate <3

they performed TENDER LOVE next and I got shook all together again because THEY ALL INTERACTED WITH THE FANS THROUGH THE LIGHTSTICK :’D THEY each grabbed a lightstick and as soon as the song started baekhyun yelled “PUT YOUR HANDS UP!” :D yixing walked to the center extended stage and the next thing i knew, the STAGE WAS RISING UP LIKE A RAMP AND MY QUOTED WORDS AT THAT TIME CAUGHT ON VIDEO WAS “WOAH LOOK AT THAT STAGE” i was so surprised IT LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE FUN HOUSE :DD All the members were just having a ton of silly fun during the song by just jumping :D during the chorus they would direct the crowd into little movements sequences we could do with the lightsticks and it was so nice bc it was like a little dance party - and they all looked so proud haha like we were all together - WE ARE ONE!! hehe Sehun came up to the farthest extended stage and danced on the stage closer to my side which was AMAZING <3 which meant that he was directing my block in the light stick moves ^^ i just thought it was super nice that they were able to interact with all of us in that way, include us all in that way it was very heartwarming <3

then LMR came up!! a lot earlier than last year’s one actually. fun and quirky as usual, BAEK’S VOCALS YES. they all danced so energetically and so hyped up, it was so so so AMAZING TO SEE THAT <3 esp sehun bc he’s usually the type that dances to the extent that is enough to show that he’s doing the moves, but this time he added so many more little side moves of his that spiced things up a lot hehe..

During One and Only, i think someone that stood out the most for me was def jongin. his vocals during the song was just something straight from all things good in the world. it was so good :’))) I’m so impressed by how much he has improved his vocal abilities over the years and is truly developing his own distinctive voice <3 OH AND the official HK exo fan club organized an event where during performance of One and Only, representatives in the crowd would hold up letters that spelt “EXO You Are My One and Only”.

omg and possibly my favorite part of the concert….. kai x sehun x lay WATER DANCE WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I am not at all exagerating when i say that every millisecond of what i saw looked like something out of a painting. IT WAS GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL (how many times have i said beautiful omg). they were all so in sync, and everyone gave it their all and it shows <3 THEN CAME THE MOMENT THE WATER STARTED FILLING THE GROND AND WHERE ALL 3 OF THEM JUST DROPPED TO THE GROUND (how do they not break their knees is my question) IT WAS SO SO *fight the urge to say beauti—* BEAUTIFUL <3 I’m sorry there are no other words to describe how amazingly godlike the entire performance was.. then when the water started pouring from the top OH DAMN THAT WAS THE CLIMAX. so they danced in the water with water pouring all over their heads and bodies and THE EFFECT LOOKED SO ETHEREAL like aM I EVEN ALIVE? HAVE I GONE TO HEAVEN? BC THIS IS WHAT I THINK HEAVEN WILL LOOK LIKE TBH. 3 DANCING WATER ANGELS <3 ahHAHA so yeah and when it ended, they 3 were kneeling in the water, and jongin had to be all extra and stuff and run his hand through his hair, gazing dangerously sexily into the audience.. yep THERE GOES MY OVARIES BOOM. THANK YOU OSH, KAI AND YIXING.

AND THEN IT WAS VOCAL LINE TIME TO SHINE!!! Stronger was performed, and it was all i could ask for to have all four of them, kyungsoo, baek, chen, and suho sing this song… esp during stressful times THANK YOU <3 also the vocals were just off the charts at 200% today like they even said themselves that they’re feeling great today WHICH MAKES ME SO DAMN HAPPY :’’)))) oMG THEN THEY PLAYED THE REALLY CUTE VCR OF EXO AS NOMES (??) HAHA dancing and stuff, then they came out of the back wearing the cute af pointy hats and elf shoes XDDD CUTENESS OVERLOAD!! they sang HEAVEN as they came out and it was SO CUTE and also the way that kyungsoo wears his pointy hat, OVER HIS FOREHEAD AND TOUCHING HIS EYES IS SO DAMN SQUISHY OF HIM AHHH :3 he’s so adorable CAN I TAKE HIM HOME PLS along with the rest of exo!!!!! Then they took off their costumes to sing Girl x Friend and it was honestly so great.. xingxing was dancing and pointing out to the audience to guide them in singing the song, sehun came out again to the middle to just enjoy the stage, and kyungsoo was sining happily waving a nightstick around ^^ WAIT OMG ALMOST FORGOT — SEHUN WAS WEARING SPECS DURING THIS AHAHAH HE LOOKED SO DAMN HOT I CANNOT EVEN. SEHUN IN SPECS MAKES ME REEVALUATE MY LIFE. <3 hot hubby hehe

Then 3.5.6 WAS LITTTTTTT haha everyone was dancing and as EXPECTED!!! they did the weird “ooh ooh” sounds in between the 3.6.5 chorus lines xDD HAH now it sounds weird to listen to the studio version one cuz it doesn’t have those sounds LMAO. THEN EXO BECAME A BUNCH OF MEANIES BC THEY FINISHED THE SONG AND as soon as the lights turned up, they were like, “okay, bye! Thank you for coming!” “See you tomorrow” (BISH LIKE WE HAVE MONEY TO SEE U 2 CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN A ROW ALTHOUGH ID VERY MUCH LOVE TO), and the entire crowd AWW’ed and whined like NO! you can’t leave us like this :((( they were so mean…

BUT THEN THEY CAME OUT WEARING THOSE COPPERY COLORED JACKETS and performed TRANSFORMER like in MAMA but EVEN BETTER <3 <3 <3 I really love the part where they all come together and do the roboty like thing. i think i have a new found love for transformer OOPS x) it was so cool like the choreo too!! it was so sharp and just overall. ANNND THEN THEY DID LIGHTSABER~~~ everything was lit. DANCE WAS LIT, SONG WAS LIT, RAP WAS LIT, ALLLSO there was a special dance part near the end where everyone got ‘lightsabers’ and STARTED SWINGING THE CRAP OUT OF IT HAHAHA. and as to no surprise. MORE WATER!! haha water started pouring again (honestly I’ve lost count HAHA) they’re so obsessed with water… or they just want the wet clothes to stICK TO THEIR ABS? x_X

then they took a break and did another ment - which was good cuz i needed that break HAHAHA xD sehun, pcy, yixing and minseok went backstage first to change out of their wet clothes, while baek, suho, kai, chen, kyungsoo, stayed behind to talk. They talked about how nice it was that Jongin was muscular bc he was good at exercising which made nini really embarrassed HAHA.. then joonmyeon turned to kyungsoo and was like, “what about you?” and squishy soo didn’t say anything and just bowed. NAW ITS OK PENGUIN SOO I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU DONT HAVE RIPPED MUSCLES :D Then, Baekhyun said in the ment that, “During One and Only you guys held some letters up, but I couldn’t really see them as I was dancing, what did it say again? Could you raise it again so I could read?” so the representatives in the crowd did, and Baekhyun, Chanyeol read it out. THEN HAHA WHATS FUNNY IS baekhyun then said, “oh! i see now. But you know it’s not because we don’t know how to read english, we do- its because you guys held one letter upside down so we couldn’t read” UHMM SAVAGE BAEK ???!?!!? HAHAHA BUT IT WAS SUPER FUNNY XD. Then joonmyeon pitched in and said he thought that the M and Y were going to spell MYEON, which made him suspect that “oh? maybe they’re preparing something for my birthday……?” HAHAH NEXT TIME JOONMYEON NEXT TIME WE PROMISE <3 such a cutie.

AHAH ANOTHER FUNNY PART!! Baekhyun wanted us all to be quiet for a bit bc he wanted to say something but the crowd didn’t stay quiet for long, so he kept shushing us, like “sh! sh! SHHH!” and then he started saying SH in a really fast and abrupt way, IT SOUNDED LIKE HE SWORE AND SAID SH*T XD AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING HAHAHAHAH don’t think he noticed but oh well baaha cute. baek went on to say how hard they’ve been preparing for their new album, so requested for us to show it lots of love when it comes out (OF COURSE!!! ITS A GIVEN1!!)

AHH ok so those 5 went backstage to change and now pcy, sehun, yixing, minseok came out to ment. During the ment, minseok said that he felt sorry because he messed up during the lightsaber perf. He said that it wasn’t because he forgot the moves, but because the water was pouring into his shirt, and it was so cold that he momentarily forgot what he was supposed to do (poor baby… please don’t get sick any of you :\\). Then PCY started going “沒關係” which is “no problem” in cantonese and got the entire crowd to repeat over and over until minseok told us to stop HAHA :3 then sehun decided to ment next, and he told a “funny” story - which really wasnt funny at all HAHA srsly no one understood what he was trying to say HAHAH or the purpose of the story he was telling - anyway at the end when he realized that no one understood what he was saying, he said, “i’m just trying to lighten up the mood from the sorry atmosphere minseok hyung set up just now..” then PCY again did the “no problem” chant and got the entire crowd in on it again x). Then to compensate, sehun asked us to all give a collective fake laugh AHHA AT HIS FAILED JOKE XD i can’t this boy is everything. then yixing went around giving a cantonese lesson for the other 3 boys, teaching them how to say thank you, hello, my name is___ except the fact that he forgot how to say the members names in canto xD

After the ment, yixing went back and pcy x sehun x minseok did a rap song that i believe is only exclusive to the concerts? its called “같이해” which means “do it together”. THIS. SONG. WAS. FREAKING. LIT. SEHUN FREAKING OWNED THAT STAGE LIKE IT WAS HIS AND NO ONE ELSES B) HE WAS IN CENTER STAGE MOST THE TIME, AND WENT ON THE RISING RAMP WHICH WAS SUUUUPER COOL. He was so full of charisma on stage i couldn’t take my eyes off him for even a second. he demanded attention in everything he did HAHAH THATS MY BOO then this lit rap transitioned into DROP THAT when all members joined them on stage, and IT WAS AS LIT AS IT WAS LAST YEAR WOO so so nice. “we say e-x, you say o! , e-x-“ “O!” so nice *sparkling eyes* OMG ALSO CHANYEOL DID AN ELECTRIC GUITAR COVER OF GROWL AND IT WAS FREAKING COOL AF

ooooohhhh then next they did the cool little Let Out the Beast remix starting with the lightstick part. It was a bit of a shame that they did not organize this concert to have the bluetooth setting so it lost a wow factor there, but STILL THE REMIX SONG WAS GREAT AND THEY DID A DANCE REMIX IT WAS SO EFFING COOL AND OLD SCHOOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH <3

Following that, they performed Lucky, where everyone LEGIT WENT CRAZY HYPER HAHA THEY DID RANDOM DANCES AND EVERYTHING speaking of random dances, CHANYEOL DABBED LIKE AT LEAST 10 TIMES HERE JEEEAASUS and did juju on the beat hAHAHA I WAS SHOOK lmao THEN they did RUN and yixing was near the part where i was at so I had a very clear view of him going CRAZYYY like actually CRAZY!! he was doing all sorts of random running moves, and just having a ton of fun :’)) this was so impactful on me because i rmb last year, they flew in to hk really early and at the same day they had to perform so lay was really really tired that day. but to see him so hyper and energetic was so refreshing and it made me really hyped up too :’) little xing bunny jumping for joy haha

GROWL MY FAV SONG came out and everything was SO PERFECT haha this time the members freely walked around first and interacted with fans. then park chanyeol. okay so um. this boy has a problem with chronic DABBING AND JUJU-ING. he DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP LITERALLY DOES NOT STOP. HE DABBED LIKE AVERAGE EVERY 5 SECONDS NOT EXAGGERATING. And then baekhyun learned from him and started to dab and juju uncontrollably too ._. not you too baek AHAH but in all honesty it was so funny to watch XD pcy did so many dabs that sehun had to almost flying kick him to get him back to his regular mind haha. THEY WERE CRAZILY HYPER today and i LOVE IT SO MUCH <3 AHAH AND THEN YIXING WAS SO CUTE CUZ during the beginning of growl when everyone walked everywhere, he walked to the furthest extended stage, but during the bridge he was supposed to get back to the middle to do the dance part. He only remembered when the music turned and had to RUN FOR HIS LIFE back to the centre aND IT WAS SO CUTE CUZ I SAW THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE REMEMBERED XD PRICELESS.

Lucky One was next, and similarly it was free-dance and walk around which was nice and chill for them ^^ but jongdae did not give up on the dance and still did it throughout ahah #dedication. near the end, suho was the only one dancing and pcy and sehun were both doing weird af gestures behind him LOL .. and then it was time for the last ment D: I’m sad just thinking about it again….

So at the start of the ment, when pcy was talking, jongin bent over and looked really tired, which is expected since he danced with so much energy during the entirety of the concert - but he suddenly ran off stage, and no one knew what was going on- i started to get really nervous because i didn’t know what happened, if he was sick or hurting and i felt really sad :( my heart hurt. But then when it got around to about fixing’s turn to ment, jongin finally came back and all the members were like, “kai-sshi where did you disappear off to just now?” and HAHA HE SAID, “i had to go to the bathroom really urgently i was very very urgent” HAHAHAHA XD NOT WHAT ANYONE OF US WERE EXPECTING LMAO IM DECEASED XDD Then the members teased him and were like, “Kai-sshi is your stomach not feeling well (aka do u have a stomach ache/diarrhoea)?” and he immediately denied it and said, “nO! I just went to the toilet to pee hahah i was so urgent.” Then he said, “You know, after coming back from the toilet, my mood is so much more relieved” BAHAHHAHAHA “RELIEVED?!?!” IM DEAD AGAIN.. then PCY started saying, “so did you go to the toilet to … number 2?” HAHAH and jongin said, “NO! I WENT TO DO A NUMBER 1” IT WAS SO FUNNY MY ABS HURT AHAHAHA THEY WERE ARGUING ABOUT THE TOILET ON STAGE I CANT WITH THESE BOYS.. XD

Channel kept dabbing and juju-ing still, which triggered baekhyun to do the same, AND I KID YOU NOT, they DID NOT STOP DOING THAT UNTIL THE ENTIRE MENT WAS OVER FOR EVERYONE XD THESE TWO PUPS.. baekhyun’s ment consisted of him teaching us how to dab LMAO he was like “i’ll teach you the easy one (the dab), bc the other one (the juju) is more complex” LOL THANKS TEACHER BAEK. so yeah long story short, he got the entire arena to dab. yup. EVERYONE. us all dabbing only exacerbated chanyeol’s chronic dabbing syndrome and he continued to do it, with baekhyun responding to him every single time. #CHANBAEK OTP FTW. throughout all the dabbing sehun was just judging and like “ai these hinges…” but then eventually he caved and also did dabs AHHAHA, yixing, chen were laughing so hard. the thing is, suho is trying to give his ment properly, and there you have chanyeol on one end, baekhyun on the other DABBING TOWARDS EACH OTHER OK LIKE THESE BOYS ARE NOT OK. WHAT DID THEY EAT BEFORE COMING OUT HERE?? Eventually suho gave up AHAH and dabbed too (…….) WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS DABBING….?!!??! also . baekhyun couldn’t help it and decided to teach us the juju too so. LMAO. AND THEN BAEK SAID, “the dab move i taught you! when we sing Angel for the last song, I want you to dab throughout the song!” THIS IS HOW OBSESSED THEY ARE OK. IM BEING HONEST, PCY AND BAEK added tgt for the entire concert prob dabbed and juju-ed like 50 times each . NOT. AN EXAGGERATION. Haha so yeah, fun times..

During Angel, fans threw stuff toys and animal hats on stage, and exo went around playing with them. Baekhyun found a pikachiu hat and chanyeol found a stuffed pokeball = chanyeol smashing the pokeball at poor baekhyun who ended up rolling on the stage xD. Sehun found a dinosaur hat and a snake that he wrapped around his neck (how exotic LOL), then he found a small stuffed white puppy that looked like Vivi. and he carried it all the way back to the stage where he said in chinese, “Vivi says, ‘see you tomorrow!’” (CAN HE GET ANY CUTER???). AND THEN omg the sweetest part was how yixing liteally went to every corner and crevice of the stage to bow and say goodbye and thankyou to the fans :’(((( IM CRYING HE’S LITERALLY THE SWEETEST BUNNY TT he was the last to return to the back part of the stage where baekhyun said they wanted to take a photo with all of us dabbing in the background (LMAO). it was so sad to see them all disappear behind the closing screens, how did time pass so quickly? it felt like we just came in to sit down..

it was an INSANE night. SO MUCH HYPE, SO LIT, SO FUN AND TRUELY showed the talents and nature of exo :’) they really had so much fun and as an EXO-L that is all I can ask for. Im so glad that they were able to get a nights rest before the concert this time unlike last year, because they were so much more awake and aware of the concert. they were all so into it and so CRAZY HYPER HAHA. Interestingly, baekhyun, suho both talked about how this Exo’rdium in HK was the VERY FIRST concert they held in the new year of 2017. WHICH WAS SUCH A HUGE THING!! they were all so energetic and excited about the concert that they asked for everyone in the crowd to dab while they took a group photo with us in the background - I AM OFFICIALLY SIGNING OFF. THEY ASKED US TO DAB FOR A PHOTO IM DONE. LMAO IM DOOONNEEE

So yeah…. that was a LONG ASS POST but it was worth staying up to 4am to write about <3 the best part was that when we looked at the time it was 10:32pm. we started at 7pm SHARP. which meant this concert went on for 3 and a half hours. 3 AND A HALF HOURS. THATS AMAZING AND GENEROUSLY LONG <3 This beautiful memory will stay with me forever and motivate me to do well in upcoming mocks and exams ^^ EXO SARANGHAJA!!!!! <3 WOOOOOO

#exordiumhk #exordium hong kong #exordium hk day 1 #exo #021117 #just rereading it and rewatching the videos makes me so emotional all over again #until next time that i see you my babies #<3

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The Wicker Man

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Zephra85: WOO HOO Look who ACTUALLY made it to a stream for the first time in a million years yYYEAH Knock Out: Zephra human! Knock Out: Good to have you! Zephra85: :D Hi Knock Out! Zephra85: HAH I'm not only here I'm here FIRST Zephra85: amazing Thenightetc: I've been "here" a few minutes :) Zephra85: psh Thenightetc: *criiiiiiiiiinge* thebestdecepticonleader: #me Zephra85: wtf Thenightetc: Noooooo why did she eat it Thenightetc: that was so unnecessary Thenightetc: floor tuna :( Knock Out: Dirty, bloody floor tuna. Zephra85: I've had worse

Zephra85: The sunny atmosphere says 'delightful romp' but the music says 'countdown to murder time' Thenightetc: You said the same thing twice. Thenightetc: ;) Zephra85: I love how Hollywood keeps trying to make Nicholas Cage cool Thenightetc: *leans back* thebestdecepticonleader: Oh this is the second one, right? Zephra85: Like watching Sisyphus and his boulder Thenightetc: ...omg Thenightetc: OH NO I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS Zephra85: I actually don't know anything about this one Thenightetc: I've heard it's hilariously bad Thenightetc: I've seen the original, but not this thebestdecepticonleader: BEEEEES Thenightetc: I mean, uh, I don't mean to make light of the... tragedy? thebestdecepticonleader: That's all I'm going to say Thenightetc: *already working up to some kind of horrible joke about that scene* Thenightetc: So they were from Spookyville thebestdecepticonleader: I'm sad no one did the bee movie with everytime bee is said it's replaced with the BEES from this movie Thenightetc: Oh my god Zephra85: I feel like at least 70% of these streams are just the lot of us trying to come up with clever zingers at the right times Thenightetc: That would be GREAT Thenightetc: Wicker Man but every time they try to be serious it gets faster Thenightetc: bee products Knock Out: Well, that certainly had a point. Thenightetc: It was foreshadowing! Thenightetc: Oh hey it's the kid from the wreck Zephra85: 'We're cops and there's a missing child that's come to our attention but it's not your problem since your ex is involved' Zephra85: like what even Thenightetc: Is it their jurisdiction, though? thebestdecepticonleader: This movie is already a mess Thenightetc: "hey! Didn't get blow up?" Thenightetc: *didn't you blow up Thenightetc: hahahha Thenightetc: Did that... work? Thenightetc: "Look, when I say they're 'private', I mean they murder outsiders." Zephra85: 'I have money' Zephra85: 'Oh well in that case enjoy your murder' thebestdecepticonleader: What is this accent? Thenightetc: "Uhhhhhhh not a child" Thenightetc: "mating house" :| Zephra85: I thought she said 'meeting house'. Was it 'mating'? Thenightetc: But what's IN the bag? thebestdecepticonleader: I thought maiden Thenightetc: I hope it was meeting house thebestdecepticonleader: as in, un-married women Knock Out: Same difference. Thenightetc: Why do they even have an inn Zephra85: ikr Thenightetc: "It's where we keep victims" thebestdecepticonleader: newsflash: mating/meeting/maiden all mean the same thing. Good luk figuring out what your boss wants. thebestdecepticonleader: *luck Thenightetc: Called it Knock Out: She should have spit in his whatnot. Zephra85: Official police business involving a missing child BUT LET'S HASH OUT OUR PERSONAL DRAMA FIRST Thenightetc: "why did you leave me" "idk why do anything" thebestdecepticonleader: Romance, ugh Thenightetc: "Yeah, you have to be indoctrinated into this" Zephra85: The brainwashing from birth helps Thenightetc: *heavy sighing* Zephra85: This movie does NOT know how to create an atmosphere Thenightetc: Not at all CaffienatedGlitter: eyyyy CaffienatedGlitter: what'd i miss Knock Out: Half an hour of absolute rubbish. CaffienatedGlitter: ok but what HAPPENED CaffienatedGlitter: did anyone die Thenightetc: Not YET CaffienatedGlitter: also what is this weird and stilted mockery of human conversation Thenightetc: There's a missing kid, he's there "investigating" Thenightetc: Because his ex wrote to him about it CaffienatedGlitter: how does that make sense Zephra85: The only thing that's died is any sense of competent cinematography. Thenightetc: Well, he's a cop Thenightetc: But in another state, so I don't think he's REALLY there AS a cop, per se Thenightetc: it's the bird's desk now

CaffienatedGlitter: ok i just read the plot on wikipedia because screw this movie Zephra85: DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE Thenightetc: he totally doesn't have jurisdiction there CaffienatedGlitter: i won't CaffienatedGlitter: i havent seen it either but i read the wikipedia page anyway because again CaffienatedGlitter: screw this movie CaffienatedGlitter: and it seems like this is some kind of like??? what the heck??? what is with all this religious subtext Thenightetc: "technically undead" Zephra85: She used future tense CaffienatedGlitter: GUYS CaffienatedGlitter: GUYS THIS IS A REMAKE OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE CaffienatedGlitter: the original was well-liked by critics and audiences. this was probably made to cash in on the popularity Thenightetc: Yyyyyup Thenightetc: she totally has CaffienatedGlitter: wait but the original was made in 1973??? what kind of freaking sense does that make Zephra85: 'YOU *ARE* THE FATHER' Zephra85: Shocking. Thenightetc: Pfffff Thenightetc: How long ago was that engagement, again? CaffienatedGlitter: this movie is way too freaking stiff CaffienatedGlitter: its PAINFUL Thenightetc: well then CaffienatedGlitter: wait what CaffienatedGlitter: knockout what's going on CaffienatedGlitter: status report Knock Out: Everything's fine! Zephra85: Famous last words Knock Out: Just scrapped everything up trying to archive the chat. CaffienatedGlitter: hahaha Zephra85: Ain't it always the way Thenightetc: ...Oh, I thought he was actually going under the dock to check CaffienatedGlitter: every time nicholas cage speaks i am for some reason compelled to kill someone Zephra85: A perfectly natural compulsion. Zephra85: Good thing he's not within his jurisdiction Zephra85: Otherwise he might have needed a warrent for that Thenightetc: Yeah, now he's just some schlub breaking and entering CaffienatedGlitter: so is this like??? demonizing old religions??? but also having a bunch of women who are blatantly mysandrist??? did i miss something important what is this CaffienatedGlitter: like that teacher lady was???? what???? CaffienatedGlitter: I'M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU NICHOLAS CAGE thebestdecepticonleader: HOW DOES SHE NOT KNOW??? thebestdecepticonleader: Then leave thebestdecepticonleader: again Thenightetc: really Zephra85: Wow thebestdecepticonleader: why??? CaffienatedGlitter: what is this CaffienatedGlitter: i'm so thebestdecepticonleader: It's the newer, worse wicker man CaffienatedGlitter: yeah instead of apple trees it's honey CaffienatedGlitter: SUBTLE FREAKING METAPHOR thebestdecepticonleader: which is saying something because there were a lot of boobs in the first one Thenightetc: and BEES CaffienatedGlitter: RUN NICHOLAS CAGE Knock Out: Just look at him go. CaffienatedGlitter: why is he coughing Zephra85: He's allergic Thenightetc: Allergic reaction CaffienatedGlitter: ooooooh CaffienatedGlitter: he's deadxc Thenightetc: ...It's another dream, right thebestdecepticonleader: Probably Thenightetc: Oh, maybe not CaffienatedGlitter: so the men are servants??? Zephra85: Vague enough CaffienatedGlitter: i'm sorry but the entire concept of this movie is making me confuzzles thebestdecepticonleader: This movie is just????????????? Zephra85: Nothing's really been explained so Nicolas Cage is just as confused as the rest of us thebestdecepticonleader: I feel like that isn't enough question marks thebestdecepticonleader: But I don't want to spam too many CaffienatedGlitter: ???x100,000,000,000 thebestdecepticonleader: Yes CaffienatedGlitter: that batter? CaffienatedGlitter: better? thebestdecepticonleader: Much CaffienatedGlitter: good CaffienatedGlitter: because i am so CaffienatedGlitter: ???x100,000,000,000 Thenightetc: Oh no Zephra85: Did she just CaffienatedGlitter: what is this??? Zephra85: did anybody see that CaffienatedGlitter: do what? Zephra85: She like Zephra85: looked him up and down and licked her lips CaffienatedGlitter: oh my god Thenightetc: Least believable thing in the whole movie so far CaffienatedGlitter: RUN, NICHOLAS CAGE thebestdecepticonleader: No, no, sacrificing isn't murder, really CaffienatedGlitter: OH HO STOP TOUCHING HI M LADY CaffienatedGlitter: oh god exposition time thebestdecepticonleader: celtic OH Thenightetc: *heavy sighing* thebestdecepticonleader: This movie: *hitting people in the face with book* Exposition, exposition, exposition Thenightetc: why this CaffienatedGlitter: is this like, trying to bash feninists CaffienatedGlitter: like???? CaffienatedGlitter: Whattttt?? thebestdecepticonleader: Probably CaffienatedGlitter: same nicholas cage CaffienatedGlitter: i am freaking bepuzzled Thenightetc: No way there's actually a corpse in there Zephra85: Those crazy ancient celtics and their wacky pagan ways amirite? CaffienatedGlitter: sorry i got disconnected what happened Thenightetc: He opened up the grave and there was a SPOOKY DOLL in it CaffienatedGlitter: oh yeah i read it CaffienatedGlitter: frook i keep getting disconnected thebestdecepticonleader: If she's dead, in a grave, calling her name won't help Zephra85: Except the grave was corpse-less thebestdecepticonleader: Still not going to help if she's dead in what looks like catacombs though Zephra85: Why does this movie want Nicolas Cage to get wet so badly Thenightetc: he sure likes going swimming! Thenightetc: PFF CaffienatedGlitter: WHAT IS MY LIFE thebestdecepticonleader: Nic Cage you genius Thenightetc: How's he going to get out of THIS mess! Zephra85: With his charm and his sparkling personality as always Thenightetc: Oh, that's just mean. CaffienatedGlitter: MORE FEVER DREAMS thebestdecepticonleader: Ew Thenightetc: Hate it when my coworkers explode into bees thebestdecepticonleader: Relatable Thenightetc: ew it's all wet though Zephra85: Ew don't hold that up to your mouth Zephra85: It's been in dirty catacomb water for god knows how long thebestdecepticonleader: It's underwater dude, she was down there, she drowned Thenightetc: ew don't kiss her Zephra85: They said she likes to swim though Zephra85: if she was a good swimmer she might have managed thebestdecepticonleader: In catacombs? Thenightetc: er thebestdecepticonleader: That were shut after her Thenightetc: dude Zephra85: Anything is possible with the power of sh*tty writing Thenightetc: BEE DRESS thebestdecepticonleader: Disturbing Thenightetc: pfffff Zephra85: This movie is is trying to hard to be creepy but it's just coming of disjointed and weird thebestdecepticonleader: Yeah thebestdecepticonleader: At least the original had the unnerving boob scenes Thenightetc: ...yikes Zephra85: That was called-for Thenightetc: lol bee costumes CaffienatedGlitter: yeah i'm goin bye bye Zephra85: Bye! Thenightetc: bye! CaffienatedGlitter: i'm not staying for the whole giant burning fricking Knock Out: Sensible choice. CaffienatedGlitter: bye everyoneeee thebestdecepticonleader: Bye Zephra85: It's good to know your limits CaffienatedGlitter: cheer on the death of nicholas cage CaffienatedGlitter: for me CaffienatedGlitter: yes CaffienatedGlitter: goodbye!!! Thenightetc: They do just sort of utterly fail to establish any kind of sympathy or anything for him CaffienatedGlitter: yes CaffienatedGlitter: ehehehe CaffienatedGlitter: bye thebestdecepticonleader: Oh good masks, now the facebling people can tell just as much as normal people about who's who thebestdecepticonleader: <- faceblind Zephra85: Idk man I'd be pretty freaked out being carried off by a complete stranger into the woods in a bear costume Zephra85: She's handling this awfully well Thenightetc: Yeah, weird, isn't it? thebestdecepticonleader: Yeah, but she'll probably be less dead Zephra85: Although if *I* had to choose between certain death/being alone in the woods with Nicolas Cage I'd be a little torn. Thenightetc: pfffff thebestdecepticonleader: But he's supposed to be a virgin Thenightetc: ...Oh hey, yeah thebestdecepticonleader: That was how it worked in the original thebestdecepticonleader: If he has a daughter, he's definitely not a virgin Thenightetc: Like he has enough bullets for every...welp! Zephra85: So much for THAT plan thebestdecepticonleader: I would have shot the old crone anyway thebestdecepticonleader: Or myself Thenightetc: He didn't have any bullets Knock Out: Did they cut out the bees? thebestdecepticonleader: Oh... right Thenightetc: I think the bees are... coming up Zephra85: 'Here ya go honey go light your father on fire' thebestdecepticonleader: Honey, lol Zephra85: HAA Thenightetc: ikr Thenightetc: ...They did cut out the bees? Thenightetc: the heck Knock Out: We'll look it up. thebestdecepticonleader: yeah thebestdecepticonleader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU Zephra85: .... Is that James Franco thebestdecepticonleader: I think so Zephra85: So the cycle begins again with another cringey actor Zephra85: Yeah what was this scene everyone kept talking about Thenightetc: ....wow thebestdecepticonleader: yes Zephra85: Was it a deleted scene or something Thenightetc: he died as he lived Thenightetc: covered in bees Thenightetc: Oh my god thebestdecepticonleader: I don't know honestly I think it was the extended cut Zephra85: ahh Thenightetc: Wow Zephra85: Oh god this is incredible thebestdecepticonleader: It would have been better like this honestly Thenightetc: AND BEES. Zephra85: I'm absolutely dying here Knock Out: Isn't it majestic? thebestdecepticonleader: Would have been better as a comedy Thenightetc: It kinda WAS a comedy thebestdecepticonleader: True, but it tried to be serious Zephra85: Yeah it probably would have actually worked as a satire of horror tropes thebestdecepticonleader: :( Zephra85: Does Doctor Bees die and come back every episode Knock Out: That he does. thebestdecepticonleader: Apparently Knock Out: And that's all I've got! Thenightetc: And what a beeautiful time it was Knock Out: Hah! Thenightetc: :) Zephra85: Well that was certainly an experience Thenightetc: *snickering* Zephra85: PSH Knock Out: Thank you all for dropping in! Have a glorious, bee-filled evening! thebestdecepticonleader: Thanks for the stream :) Zephra85: Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! Knock Out: That was not supposed to be in italics, but it's better for them. Knock Out: Anytime! Thenightetc: Thanks! This was, honestly, amazing Zephra85: Glad I could come to this one, say high to Breakdown and Impact for me! Knock Out: Will do!

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