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sharkorok · 5 months

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ooo u want me so bad

or…grumpy!enha being in luv w u

requested: nope

cw/genre: cursing, grumpy enhypen, fluff, humor, crack-ish, fem!reader, non-idol au, I wrote this during a zoom class, not proofread fuck it we ball, one joke about reader getting jumped?? anyways lmk if anything else should be tagged hehe

a/n: this was inspired by @macahoons grumpy enhypen texts that I just adored!!! Such a cute trope <3

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heeseung

-he’s the basketball team captain, always idly boasting about his talents and loves being first place

-the only exception is you.

-he will never admit it but he absolutely lets you win every time you find him at the basketball court and u challenge him to some dumb scoring game where u see how many baskets u each can get

-“OMG HI HEESEUNG!! :3” when u find him at the basketball court and he sighs but he’s trying not to scream at how cute u r lowkey

-ur all giggly when u keep beating him “hee r u even trying?” “I’m just having a bad day don’t even” like he isn’t completely distracted by the way you look when ur grinning at him

-“I think I can take ur place as basketball team captain!” “In ur dreams??” but he’d gladly give it up if you would keep smiling like that

-insists on walking you home from the court because “I’m not gonna be held responsible for you getting jumped”

-and the next time you catch him on the basketball court it happens all over again! <3

jay

-you can’t even finish saying “I’m cold” before his jacket is over your shoulders and he’s scolding you for not being prepared

-sitting down and your skirt is riding up? his uniform blazer is over your lap and he’s shaking his head

-“what would you do without me??” “do you want your jacket back then , jay?” “…no”

-while it’s also because he cares about ur wellbeing, he also just really likes the sight of you wearing his clothes and you smelling like his cologne

-you literally walk into the room and he’s immediately “y/n you need to buy a thicker jacket you’re gonna get sick” not even a good morning or anything…

-“don’t tell people ur wearing my jacket I don’t want them to get the wrong idea 🙄” but lowkey he wouldn’t mind at all

-gets so (internally) giggly when u sink into his jacket because it’s chilly

-finds excuses u give u his clothes at this point …the tiniest piece of lint on ur shirt and he’s handing you his blazer

-“u can keep it ig”

jake

-gets you tiny gifts and acts like he just randomly found them

-he totally went out of his way to find you two matching keychains but he doesn’t wanna admit that

-“y/n I just randomly found your favorite seasonal pastry. no big deal. don’t thank me.”

-BUT HE ALSO KEEPS EVERY GIFT U GET HIM OMGEEE, he has a whole area on his desk dedicated to notes, trinkets, stickers, if you drew on his paper he’ll tear the section off so he can keep it LOL

-will never admit that. to anyone. but gets pressed if you give gifts to anyone else because that’s his y/nnie!! giving HIS gifts to some rando!! D: the cruelty!!

-gets sooo dramatic if he doesn’t get at least a little doodle he’s texting you like you killed a man

-one time his friend asked if he could borrow a pencil and he was like yea man sure and then realizing it was a pencil YOU!! gave him he snatched it back so fast trust

-he’s so cutie patootie but internally…4 now…

-wishes he could get over himself and kiss you all over when you shyly present a little plush toy you won at a claw game he’s RAHHHHH !!!

-for now he’ll stick to “thanks 😒”

sunghoon

-he’s really protective over you me thinks

-but he’ll be really quiet about it, maybe a girl makes you upset and he sees and he’ll “accidentally” knock over her bottled water on her notes, a guy is talking shit about you and sunghoon is squaring up in the courtyard no questions asked

-“sunghoon u dont have to protect me” “it’s not about you” even though it’s totally about you and he will die defending your honor

-one time on your walk out of school a tree branch poked you and u were all like “oh owie : o” and he was following behind before GLARING the shit out of that tree branch…

-another time this guy made a degrading comment about you and sunghoon managed to find receipts on him cheating on his gf and posted it on the school newsletter…cuz he’s silly like that <3

-honestly it’s a little scary the lengths he’ll go for you and still refusing to admit he’s doing it for you

-he’s not really good at comforting you when you cry, so he’ll make sure to protect you from anything that could make you cry

sunoo

-he’ll always listen to you

-if someone said “sunoo can u go grab me a drink from the vending machine” he looks at them like they’re insane but if YOU’RE asking??? he’s sprinting down the hallways

-“it’s literally just because ur lips get all chapped when your dehydrated don’t get an ego,” while he’s handing you like…water purified in Antarctica sourced from glaciers with a little paper umbrella

-even smaller things, he prioritizes your advice

-“guys should I have hot pot or panera for lunch?” and a rando will go, “panera!” and hes dead silent but you go “oh you should totally get hot pot!!” and he’s basically booking a reservation

-probably “accidentally” books a reservation for two and forces you to come since “it’s a waste of table space” if no one else does lol

-also if you don’t like someone he doesn’t like them either

-“sunoo are u friends with Ria?” “shes okay” “she said my makeup looked bad today :(“ and sunoo will act like he dgaf

-but next time you bring her up he scoffs and is all, “why even bother crying about her? she’s not worth your time and she’s annoying anyways” even though he’s never talked to this girl

-tldr ur word > anyone else

jungwon

-always speaks highly of you

-never to your face but he’ll always defend you when necessary, or speak up for you, or just praise you LOL

-“y/n actually scored higher than you, so idk why you’re bragging so loud” to some rando kid talking about test scores lmao

-or “y/n doesn’t like that snack get her another” when your friends are debating how to surprise you

-ur name is always in his mouth but positively LMAO

-brushes it off if you take note of this and says “people are just exaggerating, I barely talk about you, don’t get it twisted >:T” but everyone knows he’ll take any chance he can get to praise you

-“y/n is better tho” and everyone’s like?? who asked??

-it’s endearing but he doesn’t even notice it, he just is proud of you in every shape and form and since he can’t really express it around you he has to project it anywhere else he can hehe

-“jungwon do you think my hair looks okay?” says hee, looking for an actual answer. “y/n’s hair is nicer” responds jungwon, not missing a beat.

-“did you guys know y/n got a 100? isn’t she smart? don’t tell her I said that.”

niki

-does things for you without you asking and then acts like it’s a habit

-it is definitely not a habit for him to run out of his seat to pull out your chair for you, but he insists he literally does it for everyone (he doesnt)

-opens your capped drinks before handing them to you, stops you suddenly to tie your shoelaces, sends you photos of notes if you missed a day..

-“y/n you’d literally be hopeless without me” but he’d be hopeless if anyone else helped you because it’s his job!!

-it makes him feel special when he gets to do so many acts of service for you, for some reason he doesn’t mind running errands or whatnot, he’d much rather he be the one who does it than anyone else

-“y/n u forgot a hair tie today?? ur lucky I brought one” knowing damn well he brought it specifically for you ☹️☹️ cutie

-if the train is full you don’t even have to ask and he’ll let you take his seat “y/n you have weak legs, you need to sit”

-he secretly loves being someone you can rely on, no matter how much he denies it <3

#enhypen drabbles #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #enha imagines #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #enhypen reactions #enha fanfic

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acheronist · 10 months

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RAHHHHH ok 71 posting time.

empress is a beautiful interpretation and honestly probably more valid than my own bullshit. but to ME dylan's card is temperance

having a clear vision of what he wants (detroit to win. and be a dynasty again. very similar to when steve was drafted and he looked at the shambling mess of the detroit dead wings and said Huh. Okay. Well I guess i'm gonna be the one to fix this!)

being patient and devoted (and/or devout? how much do we want to delve into hockey as a lifestyle vs hockey as religion) enough to the team that he's willing to sign eight years after five years of rebuild depression soulrot failure misery just to be there and see it happen

having a genuine sense of balance / harmony flowing thru him (which i think is actually something he kind of lacks? having watched this guy skate since 2018 i think i'm allowed to say i have a good sense of how he plays and how he thinks just from observation) but he's always been very on/off. in the sense that his only immediate emotional reactions tend to ricochet between the extremes of "OH WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK 313 DETROIT RED WINGS FOREVER BITCH" and "i would to kill myself to repent for this failure except i'm the leader and thats a bad example to set so i'll just sit here with tears in my eyes and guilt in my heart while fielding impersonal media questions" and yet the way he acts as captain? is somehow the perfect line of being fair and reserved and moderate but still firm and fair in every regard. like if he wasn't captain, idk if i would give him this card, but he is, and when he's out there talking down the refs who want to skew detroit's chances over again with his big terrifying brown eyes and snarling grin while his giant european teenaged sons loom behind him waiting for HIS permission to stop being gentlemen and stand up for themselves in the corners, i do think Ohhh. He Is Temperance. He's the one setting the standards and showing the younger guys: in this town we don't get much help, but we uphold a certain decorum, and we are not violent for violence's sake. we stand our own and our wrath is not an easy thing to provoke.

being capable enough to manage a lot of moving parts. being captain in detroit is not as much of a frivolous thing as it is elsewhere. it doesn't change often. we dont retire every number of a guy who was kind of important. we would rather have years with four alternates rather than rush someone into role of captain (again, stevie's attempts to protect dylan from the insane psychological problems he had to take on as a rookie captain leading a horrendous team parallels are at it again) and even without that official patch on his jersey, everyone knew what a leader he was, how much of his heart was in this, how dedicated he was to taking care of the rookies and supporting the veteran guys whose bodies are falling apart and facing media questions and standing up proudly despite despite despite despite!!!!!! and never taking a moment to collapse or cry or throw up his hands and say I can't do this anymore. he literally is going to multitask this team to a cup and you all better say thank you when it happens.

taking matters into his own hands. in the temperance card, the figure pours water back and forth between two cups, seeing it change and become something else as it moves and transforms. this is exactly what his role in the team is: to be the one on the inside of the locker room that's shaping and transforming expectations, work ethic, devotion... to a lot of guys in the nhl it seems like it's a job, and they can do their role on a team in any city. dylan can't. he's on the front lines of improving the detroit red wings (reputation, alliances, rivalries, technical gameplay, or otherwise,) or he's not actually doing his job correctly. he can't just pack up and play in canada and be a third line center. that's not what he's meant to be doing.

@crossbackpoke-check hi

#drw #hank is the empress btw though. sergei is the chariot #dont talk to me or my drw tarot associations ever again etc etc #71

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sai-lec · 4 months

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F1 DRAG RACE WEEK 14 PART 2 + UNTUCKED

MAXI CHALLENGE

CARLOS WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT WE WERE A COMEDY QUEE N unexpected slay here from miss guanyu

RUNWAY

this could be a Logan win .... hold on

JUDGEMENT

THATS MY FUCKING ROOKIE RAHHHHH 🦅🇺🇸

oh my god im going to throw up CARLOS

NOONONONOONOOONONONOONNONONONO

THW AY I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR. THE RIGGORY . IT WORKED INMY FAVOUR BUT ITS SO RIGGED CARLOS BABE U FLOPPED THAT IM SORRY BUT DAMN

untucked

can the girls stop fighting please oh my god

what the fuck is this arc theyre friends no they not anymore they're back to being friend NOT ANYMORE nico and Logan need to get their shit together

( @vroomvroom-mfs 14 part 2)

#f1 drag race

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sekaicards · 5 months

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CANARY NENE FANS WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND WIN !!!!! RAHHHHH MY FAVORITE CARD EVER

believe.... in the power of the nene.

#mod post!#asks!#propaganda!#i'm so sad that really only minori has her little chant #makes it so easy to write propaganda for her but.... everyone else.........#they all need to be idols. make my job easier <- ignoring the fact that the other mmj member's chants don't really apply either

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so2uv · 11 months

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YEAHHH100% INTROVERTTTT LETS GOOO ANOTHER WINNN CLASSIC W FOR SOLL HE NEVER LOSES NUH UH NOT ONCE

WE STAY 🔛🔝 YESSIRRRR FULL SCORE ALL A’S HIGH HONOUR ON LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS

BUT A WIN IS A WIN FOLKS WOOOOO

thank you thank you 🥰🫶🫶 i’m so grateful for the opportunity presented to me tonight and to be given this award for 100% introvertedism. i would first off all like to thank my parents who forced me to socialize as a kid, making me the resident babysitter for the younger first cousins once removed because i’m the oldest among children; therefore developing my dislike for taking care of kids, and for only recently realizing that i’m my own person

secondly, i’d like to thank the rest of my family for being way too fucking big for comfort and having so many cousins and first cousins once removed to where i don’t remember birthdays, ages, and/or sometimes names. thank you guys for making family gatherings a hell hole. especially you, loud aunt no. 1 and not loud in a positive way.

lastly, i would like to thank fictional characters and fanfiction for taking up most of my attention span. you guys are the real ones and were there for me through all the hard times of social gatherings.

thank you once again and just remember

SOL NEVER BOTTOMS, ONLY ON TOP RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯‼️‼️

#✉️. love letters !#— from: eepiest of eepy tired.

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romaritimeharbor · 3 months

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Addi. I just… something clicked in my brain alright?

So… I have this 2 ocs Manon and Anthony. Both have insane powers from Dottore’s experiments

BUT then I remembered The Promised Neverland plot and the Lambda arc.

So I decided I needed a 3rd oc.

Ivan. He is a House of Hearth kid, that grew up and was taken into the medical division of the Fatui.

The plot starts when the 3 of them go to Hearesys Arena, and Ivan gets a reality shock

Manon and Anthony have a plan already somewhat to free the children and run away. But they need someone on the inside. Ivan decides to help them.

They begin winning the fights in the arena. And Ivan starts slipping more food to the other kids. The pretense is that healthier fighters provide better entertainment

Ivan slowly begins to introduce the idea of the kids fighting each other.

When they are all pushed into the arena (all in the meaning all that could stand and fight. the too weak were left in the cell with a poisonous pill )

And following the plan they break away and Manon using the black fire starts a fire on the building using the cleaning products.

They run away. But it’s an absolutely isolated place in Schezaya and the guards are on the trail. They are hungry. They are weak. But Manon and Anthony and Ivan take care of this children (they are kids themselves, 19 and 22) and they build themselves a family (Because trauma bonding is found family material)

They arrive at Mondstadt gates because it’s the only place without Fatui or danger possibility (Fontaine- H.o.H, Sumeru- crazy scholars, Liyue- Northland bank, Inazuma- Dictatorship)

And there they decide to begin a new life.

But Dottore is absolutely angry that his Arena was destroyed and his soldiers ran away.

So he sends Childe to deceive our 3 main, and bring them back to his lab.

But when he arrives in Mond the kids are already safe and the 3 main are away to Fontaine to try to rescue the House children.

Arc 2 begins:

- Childe looking for them

- Ivan building a network of allies to dismantle the fatui children abuse

- Manon using her shadows to talk to the kids and build a escape plan

- Anthony sweet talking the Nobles into why they should stop giving money to the Fatui

Anyways. I think we are missing an epic fanfic

took me a while to get to this ask but hello beloved!!!! i've never actually seen the promised neverland myself, but nonetheless i love this idea!!!!! loveeeee overthrowing dottore and ruining his plans <3 he deserves it. i don't have much at all to add on unfortunately :( but i do think this is super fascinating and very interesting RAHHHHH ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

#✧— aphe's letters from clara.

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unidentifiable-body · 7 months

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FUCK RAGE HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO SORRY WE BOTH HOPE YOU’RE OKAY! ALSO YOU ENDED UP GETTING SURGERY TOO?! BIG MOOD. Me and addy got caught in a flash flood a week ago or so AND I ENDED UP BREAKING MY LEG. ADHIRA HAD TO FUCKING GET HER LUNG CHECKED AGAIN FOR AN INFECTION FROM IT. “If I have to be hospitalised for this fucking lung one more time I’m committing war crimes beyond human comprehension and sending myself back to Mumbatten”

WE ARE FINE, my leg is of course, still broken but WE ON TOP ! ! ! ! We’re alive so city girls stay winning 💪

DUDE. YOU GUYS. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE GETTING INVOLVED IN FREAK ACCIDENTS AND THEN GOING TO THE HOSPITAL FOR THEM. HOLY SHIT. IM. I. SPEECHLESS.

CRYING NO BECAUSE ADHIRA TOOOOO REAL 4 THAT😭😭😭

YES RAHHHHH!!!!! HOW MANY LETTERS IN DEVOURED??? ATE!!!!!!!!!

#unidentifiable ushers~☆

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spacedhead · 10 months

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homestuck reread #12: act 6 p3

this is so funny to me im giggling in call and my friends are asking but im not brave enough to say it

john is fighting jack?? OKAYYYY WIN THIS SHIT THEN

HI ROSE OMG HI ROSE . it sucks how they cant like communicate with each other at all during the three years. like you guys dont have multi dimensional service? get the iphone plan

RAHHHHH

bro shut up LOLLLLLL

what the fuck is this . WHY ARE THEY BEING SO MEAN TO EACH OTHER GUYS PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GET ALONG

TRUE we love a dumb motherfucker

due to speculation???

johntav

john looks so goofy here. also drunk rose was silly but also a bit sad

holy shit this is a lotta trolls

stop pretending. we all know you want attention stop trying to deny it. AND ANOTHER THING. the stuff that is going on with caliborn? WRDGAF. the meenah intermissions were fun though. some funny dialogue in there. i liked them :) . unfortunately it just made me wanna get back to what the beta kids and trolls are doing... even though i see them every so often i feel like i miss them. like i used to see them all the time! and now... i see them once a year....

yeah you really screwed the pooch on that one lil bro

okay this dialogue is actually painful to read BUT it is interesting how a common theme of the alpha kid session is just. Waiting . they have to wait for the beta kids to come to actually make their session winnable and it keeps telling us that . so theyre just sitting around stewing in their juices. also cool that theyre called nobles instead of heroes and their planets each have a noble gas in the title

this doesnt really make sense over text BUT i see what is happening and. yes jake is the worst. jake you suck we all hate you sorry girl maybe stop being flop city

yeah okay jane is actually based right now. i cant remember why i stopped liking her. in this conversation jake is ragging on dirk for being too self indulgent and having zero self awareness while talking to jane about his issues. jane is literally trying to plan her own birthday party . jake you are being so fucking stupid and rude and honestly a pos rn bro. get OVER yourself

cool panel.... a bit scary though! man i love roxy. calliope is good too

holy shit i did not know that your dreamself has to be alive for you to ascend to god tier on your quest bed. that is interesting.

YOOOO HI ROSE. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE GONE. and by gone i mean not the center of the story i guess? but either way

bro is like are you serious right now. is this really happening. also hey equius . long time no see. i guess

OH HELL YEAH BEST CHARACTER JUST INTRODUCED BTW

ahahahahaha oh man this guy is a riot. also look at dirk this is huge for the dirk profile picture community which could be me soon

"it seems i demand milk" NEED TO START SAYING THIS ABOUT THINGS

oh man i really hate this part. i hope it isnt too long i dont remember if its really drawn out or short

he is about to die

he deserved this

gahhhhhhhhh its too much PLEASE let this end soon

this shit is IMPOSSIBLE TO READ

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO fefeta :( best character you will be missed on this grand adventure. but alas we will have to carry on without you. how will we cope? how will we survive?

i think you are giving him too much credit there . at this point he definitely IS an asshole

okay well trickster mode is over and things are about to get even worse but i do appreciate the kids talking out their problems albeit in a very non direct way to where they arent actually really solving anything BUT they are at least talking now!! so thats good!! next part things take a turn for the worse somehow see you then

#joff hs reread #TASTE MY HAMMER #please let this part end

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